/r/ShittyPickupLines
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Hey girl, I like those pumps!
I'd like to take you home and give you a few more...
18:24 UTC
Sorry, but I have to report you to OSHA…
because it looks like you need a railing.
02:40 UTC
Hey girl, are you Nina Tucker?
Because I want to make you my bitch.
16:15 UTC
Hey Girl, are you a squirrel?
You're small, twitchy, ginger, and love a good pair of nuts in your mouth.
16:03 UTC
Hey girl, my heart has four chambers.
So do my basement and this revolver. Get downstairs!
02:20 UTC
I'm not Haitian,
But I'd definitely eat your 😺
14:20 UTC
I need a pick up, can yall form one, one word at a time, please
07:15 UTC
Did you heat the gym today?
Cause you're looking hot
05:27 UTC
Girl are you a nissan z?
Because youre certainly a fairlady
19:39 UTC
Ya know you make me feel like a Little Caesars pizza....
Hot & ready in 5 minutes 😉
18:11 UTC
Are you a car alarm?
Cause you got my attention. However after that I will ignore you.
17:23 UTC
You like an iced coffee on a rollercoaster
Giving me chills and thrills at the same time
16:30 UTC
Are you a suitcase?
Cause if I were going somewhere I would pick you up.
16:16 UTC
Hey baby are you an angel?
Cause you’re as high as a cloud.
03:06 UTC
Your face is good
I'm a Soos
03:10 UTC
“Are you a Japanese teacher?
'cause you're lookin' sensei-tional.”
gets politely slapped by Japanese teacher
I had this for the longest time, but never really posted it until now.
04:44 UTC
Hey Girl, wanna get some Monkey Pox?
Because I could shoot some into your box.
14:11 UTC
Boobs
01:42 UTC
Damn bitch, are you fucking retarded?
Because I think you’re Awwww-tistic 🥰🥰🥰
20:50 UTC
If you’re looking for a friend.
All you gotta do is say this pickup line, “Are you absolute 0 cause your the coolest person I met”
20:15 UTC
Knock Knock?
Who’s there? When what. When what who? (Time) (place) and us.
10:11 UTC
Hey, do you like Japanese food?
'Cuz I'd like to make you miso HORNY
02:55 UTC
Call me, Excalibur
Cause when I’m stuck in ya, ain’t nothing gonna pull me out
03:32 UTC
Are you a Speech Language Pathologist?
Because the thought of you swallowing thickened liquids is giving me aspirations.
21:18 UTC
Are you microwaving grapes?
Because I want to discharge white plasma inside your hot radiant box.
18:03 UTC
Are you a desert?
Cause you're makin me thirsty
16:25 UTC
Are you a dick?
Because you the would find a path to my heart, one way or another.
14:19 UTC