/r/ShittyPickupLines
Can I get a few?
For that dump truck of a booty
bc I wanna put all I have onto that coin slot
Because you look tired
because Europe piece of shit
cause i wanna put my strike chain in you
Because I wanna press you down on the counter and snap you in half.
... respect the hell out of you. I wanna respect you in the living room, I wanna respect you in the kitchen, I wanna take you to the bedroom and respect you all night long.
Here's what you would look like if you were black or chinese
Cause every time I think of you I just beat it.
Cause I’m like an asshole on fire and baby you’re the butt-cream for my rash.
and eat my children
Cause you can squirt all over my glizzy
Do you want to make my Dino sore
cause when I’m drunk driving off of E and K going 93mph through an elementary school zone at 2:42 pm and I hit you… you make me wet
I had to, I'll see myself out