/r/ShittyPickupLines
In that case, my penis can be a mile long for you 😎
but for u, it grows back.
...and give my foam matress some disgusting memories to supress
Cringe i know 😉
Cause I'd love to take that wood.
Because I want to put it in you blindfolded
…because I feel an uprising in my lower class. 😏
he asked when we're gonna get together and make some magic happen?
I'd like to take you home and give you a few more...
because it looks like you need a railing.
Because I want to make you my bitch.
You're small, twitchy, ginger, and love a good pair of nuts in your mouth.
So do my basement and this revolver. Get downstairs!
But I'd definitely eat your 😺
Cause you're looking hot
Because youre certainly a fairlady
Hot & ready in 5 minutes 😉
Cause you got my attention. However after that I will ignore you.
Giving me chills and thrills at the same time
Cause if I were going somewhere I would pick you up.
Cause you’re as high as a cloud.
I'm a Soos
'cause you're lookin' sensei-tional.”
gets politely slapped by Japanese teacher
I had this for the longest time, but never really posted it until now.
Because I could shoot some into your box.