/r/ShitLiberalsSay

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This is a communist subreddit for satirizing liberals from a far-left perspective. Liberalism is the ideology of capitalism, free markets, representative democracy, legal rights and state monopoly on violence. It includes a large portion of the present day political spectrum, from the centre-left social democrats to the far-right conservatives and American libertarians. When it comes to liberals, we don't discriminate between tendencies – we satirize all of them equally.

This is a COMMUNIST (Marxists, Anarchists, DemSocs) subreddit for satirising liberals from a communist perspective. Liberalism is the ideology of capitalism, free markets, representative democracy, legal rights and state monopoly on violence. It includes a large portion of the present day political spectrum, from the centre-"left" social democrats to the far-right conservatives and American libertarians. When it comes to liberals, we don't discriminate between tendencies — we satirize all of them equally.

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Rules to avoid Gulag:

  1. The easiest way to find yourself in Siberia is by being a liberal. Don't do it. Don't defend the linked comments. Don't whatabout. Don't create unnecessary drama and arguments, especially concerning existing socialist states. This is your warning.

  2. Don't be a reactionary. Not only will this get you banned, you'll also get downvoted and dunked on in the comments for hours as an example for your fellow chuds.
    This rule also applies to vaushites, stupidpollers, broshies, Bidenists, mayos, horny dudes making lewd comments and various other right-wing scum.

  3. This is a general leftist sub, including communists, leftcoms and anarchists. Don't bash other tendencies. We're all here to make fun of liberals.

  4. NO crossposting, posting identifiable information or posting subnames, submissions should be scrubbed of all identifiable information. Pinging other users is also disallowed. We don't want to bring the poop home. (No longer enforced for non-reddit posts)

  5. Debatelords belong in r/DebateCommunism, innocent questions in r/socialism_101. The usual liberal takes on socialism are addressed in the wiki.

  6. No shitposts:

  • Comments and social media with less than 20 upvotes, likes, engagements
  • Anything OP is personally involved in
  • Any kind of polls
  • Low-hanging fruit, cheating, karma farm posts
  • Stuff that's not SLS
  • [META] posts should ask the mod team for persmission first. Unapproved meta might get you banned, especially if it's your alt publicly complaining about your ban.


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    /r/ShitLiberalsSay

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    Americans will say the most blatantly racist stuff about Russians and not even second guess it

    7 Comments
    2024/04/24
    17:57 UTC

    17

    It’s the Russians!! They’re the ones who pushed Nicaragua to file the genocide case against Germany. It has nothing to do with Germany actually supporting a Genocide.

    2 Comments
    2024/04/24
    17:29 UTC

    10

    nOtHiNg mAtTeRs mOrE tHaN sToPpInG tRuMp

    2 Comments
    2024/04/24
    17:11 UTC

    21

    I’m about to have an aneurism

    4 Comments
    2024/04/24
    16:55 UTC

    111

    They really are scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

    5 Comments
    2024/04/24
    15:05 UTC

    390

    'Tankies', as usual, carrying the immense burden of being right all the time

    23 Comments
    2024/04/24
    12:06 UTC

    148

    We learn something new everyday

    I never knew about this, did you? And I wonder why in Western countries this isn’t well known either. Considering the fact that the USSR (just as terrible as any other power of its time not defending it) has received a lot of hatred from Ultra Westerners in the past few months on x.

    8 Comments
    2024/04/24
    11:35 UTC

    63

    Really

    6 Comments
    2024/04/24
    11:29 UTC

    39

    Americans casually discussing nuking PRC on a subreddit about wartime strategy. It's become a Sinophobic mouthpiece overnight.

    6 Comments
    2024/04/24
    10:44 UTC

    78

    Balkans 2.0 for Mother Russia

    Outside of all the "lore" about military spending, what are the actual political positions of this channel? How factually accurate is it ?

    8 Comments
    2024/04/24
    10:14 UTC

    102

    Next Yeonmi Park in making

    8 Comments
    2024/04/24
    06:54 UTC

    500

    Seems someone missed Lucas’ Empire analogy (to the US empire)

    48 Comments
    2024/04/24
    03:32 UTC

    44

    Planned Parenthood Liberalism

    I don't know if this is the best subreddit to post this, so lmk if there's a better place to post it.

    I have a birth control vial I've been needing to get injected into me for the past month, but can't find anywhere to do it for me because I recently moved and I don't have a doctor up here yet. Walgreens said they couldn't inject it for some reason, and my college doesn't even have a nurse available to do that either. So I got an appointment at Planned Parenthood because they said they do that. I went there, waited, pissed in a cup, waited even longer, finally got into a room with a doctor, just to be told that they won't do that because I didn't get a prescription THROUGH THEM. So I had to go home and continue dying from birth control withdrawal.

    It's so crazy because it just shows that under all that pro women pro lgbtq shit they're still ultimately capitalists, meaning money is their biggest and only interest honestly. Peak liberalism.

    10 Comments
    2024/04/24
    01:17 UTC

    191

    what a completely rational and informed comment

    like actually what the hell

    13 Comments
    2024/04/24
    00:59 UTC

    653

    Pirates and Terrorists and Lefties, oh my!

    56 Comments
    2024/04/24
    00:54 UTC

    147

    Another DemSoc Banger

    18 Comments
    2024/04/24
    00:39 UTC

    206

    What does the gap between the blue and yellow lines mean? WHAT DOES THE GAP BETWEEN THE BLUE AND YELLOW LINES MEAN???

    19 Comments
    2024/04/24
    00:06 UTC

    254

    Day #63482947 of liberal “gotcha” punchlines just being thinly veiled transphobia

    IDK, tell me if I’m reading into this too much. But I’m so fucking tired of all the ‘Haha trump/putin gae = funny!!’ type shit

    35 Comments
    2024/04/23
    23:08 UTC

    227

    What is wrong with people? How does arresting the homeless make sense, even from a liberal perspective?

    22 Comments
    2024/04/23
    22:38 UTC

    159

    AOC's wannabe boyfriends are insufferable

    17 Comments
    2024/04/23
    21:25 UTC

    72

    I thought Russia has been using washing machine chip powered shovels for the last two years?

    4 Comments
    2024/04/23
    21:24 UTC

    270

    Yeah, I know "MAGA Communism" is dumb af but like, jesus christ, the NATO shills in the comments can't even spell North KOREA correctly

    27 Comments
    2024/04/23
    18:10 UTC

    81

    I Suppose World news is a place of civil comments and least biased news sources /s

    11 Comments
    2024/04/23
    16:25 UTC

    388

    mUh cEnsOrSHiP!!1!1!

    46 Comments
    2024/04/23
    16:16 UTC

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