20. I was under the impression Easily would be Easily to play on tue guitar but turns out it is not easily and no this is not a reflection on my own abilities as a guitar player

21. Anthony's parents thought about naming him Clark gable kiedis but decided against it which prevented me from having another reason to make fun of him

22. the Rhcp were once used for the WWE and uh everybody knows that is fake

23. on the eighth song on John frusciantes 1997 album Smile from the streets you hold he utters something so offensive that it makes me wanna destroy Every rhcp record in my collection (except my glorious one Hot minute), he says and I am sorry to repeat this and it is not my views..."Suck a cock"

24. But that's not all Anthony kiedis has once committed the absolutely heinous diabolical and quite frankly unforgivable act of once receiving a speeding ticket

25. John frusciante can't drive but Josh Klinghoffer can meaning John didn't educate josh and look what happened we can all blame this on John's incompetence

26. they refuse to release a siriusxm soundboard of the rhco show I went to two years ago and if they don't do it soon I will put a spell on John that will make him only able to play songs from one Hot Minute I'm with you and the getaway forever against his will

5/ How does the Flea have children at 60 years old how does bros nut still work ⁉️⁉️⁉️

11( I am too dumb to understand the empyrean

9. I once tries asking out a girl by showing up at her door and singing her special secret song inside and then when I got arrested by a female police officer fully expecting a sir psycho sexy moment instead she took me to this place called JAIL!!!!

10. i was uh ince listening to stone cold bush on the bus and theb my earbuds disconnected at the guitar solo with porn noises and everyone looked at me weirdly

4] Fleas hair always looks so stupir

And uh finally number one

1> i once went out in public inspired by my favorite bamd wearing a sock over my dick and expected everyone to compliment me on my amazing music taste and get the reference bug instead people yelled at me and then they sent me to JAIL AGAIN and Anthony kiedis was there too and he diddled me because im 15 💔💔💔

Uh thank you for your time I will be back with more eventually

I don't know if anyone has literally ever posted one here but just for good measure they're done for 💪 you may now return to thirsting for josh frusicante

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Mods, delete as necessary; I'm definitely not trying to step on your toes, here. Some subs have more active mods than others, so I'm just trying to cover bases looking out for people, just in case.

A serial scammer, Substantial-Toe-8110, was recently spotted making a post in your subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/rhcpcirclejerk/comments/1hrj7k4/would_love_to_find_a_new_home_for_my_red_hot/
He actually tried posting the same scam over in /r/redhotchilipeppers but got called out so he moved over here.

He stole the pictures for his scam from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/RedHotChiliPeppers/comments/1adyvar/finally_got_around_to_putting_my_collection_up/

This scam is very common on Reddit these days. Obviously, since the pics are stolen, he doesn't actually have any of the items pictured. He just wants to take your money, typically by insisting on being paid through PayPal Friends & Family. This method leaves buyers without PayPal's purchase protections when the items you "bought" never arrive. If called out, he is likely to block everyone (or at least the person who called him out) and delete everything to cover his tracks. He might repost and claim his previous post was removed "by the Reddit filter" to downplay suspicion that his post suddenly disappeared, but these scammers haven't done that very often since I started posting these warnings.

As you can see, he is a notorious, habitual scammer: https://www.reddit.com/search/?q=Substantial-Toe-8110&sort=new

He operates under many different accounts, to evade bans and scam more: https://redd.it/1gttopb

He's also on the Universal Scammer List, a list used across Reddit to identify and block known scammers: https://www.universalscammerlist.com/?username=substantial-toe-8110

I have reported him to the sub mods and Reddit admins. Encouraging any of you readers to do it too violates Reddiquette but hopefully you will decide on your own that it's something you want to do. If your subreddit has a Discord, please consider sharing this information there, too. And remember, by Reddit's own instructions, "If you think (a post or comment) doesn't contribute to the community it's posted in ... downvote it."

Lastly, if you saw this warning too late, and you think you may have been scammed, you have a couple options:
If possible, cancel the payment through PayPal
If it's too late to cancel through PayPal, contact your bank/credit card company and report the scam. It's possible that they might be able to help you get your money back even when PayPal won't
If you're feeling particularly resentful and you're in the US, consider filling out this form: https://complaint.ic3.gov/ (Disclaimer: This is a very serious form. It's the FBI. Don't take this option lightly. Also, I've never personally done that form, so I don't know what it involves. I just know it's for online scams, including international ones such as this)

Thanks, and happy (and safe!) Redditing!

Hey everyone, this sub didn't have any active moderation and was lacking some modern features so I decided to take it over and make it a little more cursed for you all 🌶️

I mod at r/rollingstonescircjerk too, I am not funny so drop any good ideas for flairs/designs/messages/etc here if you wish - thank you all and choose not a life of imitation or whatever

https://reddit.com/link/1hapoxw/video/f5n2yk3j7x5e1/player

tickets were cheap and it was a venue I didn't expect and I googled it . It's a tribute band!! BUTT it's coming up on Black Summer RHCP upcoming shows youtube . Then I immediately thought of Spaceballs Stunt Doubles movie scene.

Same hair same ear cover

I see it as a John Frusciante solo deluxe. It would've been a perfect album with just the following songs:

By the Way

Universally Speaking

This Is the Place

Dosed

The Zephyr Song

Can't Stop

Throw Away Your Television

Tear

Warm Tape

Venice Queen