They need to make a free DLC. I got the DLC in mind that will fix the entire game. Gentlemen may I present you the freakday DLC heist. In this you need to steal toys from the sex shop but they have special freakers (cops). The gang needs to steal 4 bags of toys in order to win. The special freakers are the main freaker himself the Cocker. The Cocker will drop kick you then he will unzip your pants and start jerking you off at rapid speeds. With each orgasm you will lose health. The cockblocker is the new tazer. He will taze your balls and this has increased damage but the upside is that you can one shot him by shooting him in the balls. The sniper can fuck right off because I hate him > : (. The sniper doesn’t spawn because  I  am shoving that rifle where the sun doesn’t shine (serves him right). The CBTdozer has a few special attacks first he will throw massive dildos at your face this will 2 shot you if you aren’t careful. They main way of countering him is by grabbing one of the dropped dildos and charging at him (you know the rest). The CBTdozer can also charge at you like normal, when you are hit you will fall down and he will take the dildo and shove it in you. The further he inserts it the more damage you take.  The domi(nader) will throw freaky gas. This gas will remove all buffs and will make you think about what the game could have been. (it also will make your character pull out his phone and start looking at “fan art” of the female heisters). You can’t move and the freakers will take you to the freakhouse (custody).

What do you guys think about my DLC plan? Should I mail it to Almir or nah?

PLEASE i need loot boxes. Im addicted to gambling and i have spent my twins college funds on payday 2 loot boxes. PLEASE i need more loot boxes. Im addicted and i can quuit whenever i want

guys, when do you think pd3 will come out of open beta? i really can't wait for the full release, and i'm super excited for the rest of the features that were in payday 2!!!!

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Holy shit I fucking love the Izhma shotgun. Everytime I headshot cops with it  I get so hard. The sweet reload animation always gets me so excited.  I just get exited by looking at the Izhma’s cool design. I want to hold the Izhma so bad in Real life. IF I could I would cuddle with the Izhma all night long. I don’t need a person to make me happy. And besides people cheat on each other but the Izhma has always been loyal to me. I cannot use a different gun because the other guns don’t excite me as hard as the Izhma. People love to use the minigun but I can’t get hard while using it. I want to have a sexy Izhma mod so hard. People always use make R34 about the characters but no one makes R34 about my sweet Izhma. I want there to be R34 about the Izhma so bad, I’m even willing to pay someone just to get some. I can’t even play OTXO without thinking about the Izhma. The shotguns in OTXO aren’t as good as my sweet little Izhma. I wish the Izhma was in every game with shotguns. People need to realize that the Izhma shotgun is the best shotgun ever. I would 1-tap the dealer from buckshot roulette with the Izhma. The Izhma would destroy anything & everyone. I don’t understand why people say “are you still using the Izhma”. The Izshma is obviously the best. The sound design never makes me fail to oil up and dance razormind. I can’t make myself play payday 3 just for the fact that there is no Izhma. IF they added the Izhma in payday 3 with even better animations and sound design I would be so happy and excited. Starbreeze is too stupid to realize that the Izhma is our God and savour. The Izhma is the only reason why payday 2 is still popular. Don’t believe me payday 3 players count is bad  because THERE IS NO IZHMA. I don’t know how long I can keep doing this. I used to have a airsoft gun that looked like the Izhma. But that gun is now broken and it just isn’t as good as the Izhma. That is why I love to use the Izhma on the death sentence difficulty. The Izhma can 3 shot cops on DS. And It has a  really good concealment stat, it can be modified in many different ways that is why is a good and versatile shotgun. I hoped you learned a lot from my text 😊

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payday 3 is getting old, and out with the old in with the new amirite or amirite? so it makes sense to open a new project in Unreal and start working on payday 4, this time maybe there should be more content with working servers lolol

anyway see you guys on 2035 when payday 4 is no longer playable and payday 5 is on the horizon

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im looking for a blueprint screenshot of one or both of those heists without any of the overlay in the picture.