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Welcome to r/nongolfers, the web's largest ateeist forum. All topics related to ateeism, anti-teeism and non-golf living are welcome here.


Welcome to r/nongolfers, the web's largest ateeist forum. All topics related to ateeism, anti-teeism and non golf living are welcome here.

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Regretful Elin Nordegren Split Still Haunts Tiger Woods, Untold Insider Scoop Echoes Masters Outing

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2024/04/12
15:45 UTC

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A story from 2020

It was in summer 2020. My mom had this bright idea of going down in inner tubes from one bridge (calling it Bridge A) of a local river to another (Bridge B) that is a six-mole drive away from Bridge A, which was inspired by going to the ones in Helen, GA.

On June 14, 2020, My mom, her exboyfriend, my brother, and I went on the inner tubes at Bridge A. We brought a cooler and snacks. It took around three hours, starting at 1pm.

As we went downstream on the inner tubes, there was a guy who went upstream on a boat. My mom asked him, "How much longer will it take to get to Bridge B"? The guy replied "Ooh, It'll be a long time before you'll get to Bridge B, and it'll be 9pm when you get there".

We got off at the shore of someone's property. The person in the place was happy to haul us to our cars at Bridge A from his property.

On the way, the guy brings up a golf course nearby, and not just a golf course - a private golf course reserved for the wealthy that you can't go in!

The statement that made me jealous, from myself, the OP, whose autistic special interest is animals, is that they have wildebeests and zebras! It's a disappointment that you can't go in because there are security guards around the golf course.

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2024/02/20
22:28 UTC

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Stupida Fucking Game

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2024/02/20
15:14 UTC

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Angry teeist-drivists can't handle road closure

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2024/01/31
04:38 UTC

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