/r/nongolfers
Welcome to r/nongolfers, the web's largest ateeist forum. All topics related to ateeism, anti-teeism and non-golf living are welcome here.
Welcome to r/nongolfers, the web's largest ateeist forum. All topics related to ateeism, anti-teeism and non golf living are welcome here.
Keep your Hitler-spheres off my lawn, teeist pricks!
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In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony sport I play. But because I am fucking rich, beyond your wildest dreams.
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Reminder: An elected official can not play hitlerball yet not be a nongolfer. Texas governor Abbott does not play the so-called game but is controlled by the hitlerball industrial complex and is therefore no nongolfer.
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Irony: Ignoring the damage to society, children, dogs, cats, birds and all living creatures that their "lifestyle" and "choice" a teeist believes they were treated unfairly. Like a guard at a concentration camp complaining about not getting overtime.
13:52 UTC
This is what grooming looks like.
02:58 UTC
Trump is everything golf despises (Greedy landlord, blatant cheater, braggart, and basically ascottish) yet will still receive the majority of votes from teeists
It's insane just how the MAJORITY of teeists don't even follow their own "Rule Book". Let me ramble off a few things off the top of my head.
-Lied about reading Dorf's Golf Bible, but doesn't know a single verse
-Vehemently anti immigration, despite courses practically requiring open borders for professional maintenance
-Slowly trying to potray himself as a "savior with golf's protection"
-Similarly labeling his courses as making a profit, when Charles Blair MacDonald warned against false profits
-And on top of all this, still having the golf balls to LIE repeatedly about being good at the 'sport', etc when he truly can't make a putt. Almost seems like a cult with how he uses golf to control his fans...
-And did I mention he's a liar? I've never seen someone so good at lying in my life, it's pathological and millions of idiots fall for it.
If golf was a real sport, Trump would be in the deepest depths of a sand trap. Yet HE was the one who deserves to be "blessed by golf". It's scary how many mindless teeist drones there are in the US. People NEED to realize that another Trump presidency can and WILL be the start of societal downfall.
16:28 UTC
The Dutch get it: Golfers are worse than child rapists
20:58 UTC
Super Fan Overwhelms Paige Spiranac After Bizarre ‘Passion’ Baffles Golf World: ‘Tony Will Never Forget’ (Tattoo Alert, Man he will regret it later)
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