/r/nilpoints
Welcome to r/nilpoints, r/eurovision's new shitpost-based alternative subreddit. Here (nearly) anything goes!
/r/nilpoints
No televote odds were given, so they were the same as the odds in the comment. Top comment decides the genre, odds, and artist of the next song
"In The Middle" was eliminated in Group C, with 17/29 (58.62%) votes.
VOTE FOR YOUR LEAST FAVORITE! Also poll ends after 2 days to increase turnout
Grรผezi, Adieu, and Ciao to everybody, and a warm welcome to The Worst Eurovision Ever participation list! This list covers every single nation competing in the greatest song contest in the world with the absolute best songs and stagings. Below are a list of the countries that will be competing to win the (broken) trophy in Les Clรฉes, Switzerland (I really tried to find the most run down city in Switzerland and even Les Clรฉes is fucking beautiful)! Without further ado, here are the 45 nations competing!
Participation List
|| || |๐ฒ๐ช Albania ๐ฒ๐ช| |๐ท๐ด Andorra ๐ท๐ด| |๐จ๐ด Armenia ๐จ๐ด| |๐ณ๐ฟ Australia ๐ณ๐ฟ| |๐ฑ๐ป Austria ๐ฑ๐ป| |๐ฉ๐ช Belgium ๐ฉ๐ช| |๐ญ๐ท Bosnia and Herzegovina ๐ญ๐ท| |๐ญ๐บ Bulgaria ๐ญ๐บ| |๐ท๐ธ Croatia ๐ท๐ธ| |๐ฝ๐ฐ Cyprus ๐ฝ๐ฐ| |๐ต๐ญ Czechia ๐ต๐ญ| |๐ณ๐ด Denmark ๐ณ๐ด| |๐ซ๐ฎ Estonia ๐ซ๐ฎ| |๐ช๐ช Finland ๐ช๐ช| |๐ฑ๐บ France ๐ฑ๐บ| |๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Georgia ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ| |๐ง๐ช Germany ๐ง๐ช| |๐บ๐พ Greece ๐บ๐พ| |๐น๐ฏ Hungary ๐น๐ฏ| |๐ธ๐ช Iceland ๐ธ๐ช| |๐จ๐ฎ Ireland ๐จ๐ฎ| |๐ฒ๐ฝ Italy ๐ฒ๐ฝ| |๐ฆ๐น Latvia ๐ฆ๐น| |๐ฒ๐ฒ Lithuania ๐ฒ๐ฒ| |๐ซ๐ท Luxembourg ๐ซ๐ท| |๐ง๐ญ Malta ๐ง๐ญ| |๐ท๐ด Moldova ๐ท๐ด| |๐ฎ๐ฉ Monaco ๐ฎ๐ฉ| |๐ฆ๐ฑ Montenegro ๐ฆ๐ฑ| |๐ต๐พ Netherlands ๐ต๐พ| |๐ฌ๐ฉ North Macedonia ๐ฌ๐ฉ| |๐ฉ๐ฐ Norway ๐ฉ๐ฐ| |๐ฒ๐จ Poland ๐ฒ๐จ| |๐ช๐ธ Portugal ๐ช๐ธ| |๐ฒ๐ฉ Romania ๐ฒ๐ฉ| |๐ฆ๐ท San Marino ๐ฆ๐ท| |๐ท๐บ Serbia ๐ท๐บ| |๐ธ๐ฎ Slovakia ๐ธ๐ฎ| |๐ธ๐ฐ Slovenia ๐ธ๐ฐ| |๐ต๐น Spain ๐ต๐น| |๐ฎ๐ธ Sweden ๐ฎ๐ธ| |๐ฌ๐ช Switzerland ๐ฌ๐ช| |๐น๐ณ Turkey ๐น๐ณ| |๐ง๐ฆ Ukraine ๐ง๐ฆ| |๐ฆ๐บ United Kingdom ๐ฆ๐บ|
Top comment chooses candidate and odds. People that are not musicians/have not participated or even fictional characters can be submitted. Include genre for their song. Go wild!
Firefighter was eliminated in Round B with 49 points.
Vote for your least favorite of those four songs:
You can choose nonexisting artists. Include genre with the newly invented artist. Reddit users are allowed. Go wild!
Liar was eliminated in Group A.
Today, we are voting on those songs:
Europapa
Fighter
Firefighter (the two fighters together?)
Pedestal
Vote for your least favorite of the four.
Vote for your least favorite of Group A.
Voting ends in 5 days
Me: Carola, German cowboys, ironic song, song #1000, first-ever win
She wants to throw a party on Christmas
Not even my love for Estonia 2024 could beat my all time Quedate Conmigo. Nothing like sitting on the train watching the world go by listening to this banger <3
Posing this here cuz it got selected from the main sub for being a repeat submission (it wasn't).
(Within the period itself. I know that Ireland and the UK had won beforehand, for example.)