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Extra: What eurovision song would you put the same high note to ruin it

I remember doing this a while back, and since we're nearing the end of down season, I thought that it would be a nice way to hype the community back up again for Montesong and FiK! Okay. To play, comment a badly described Eurovision song: you can make it as vague or strange as you like, it just must be connected to a Eurovision song. For example: "Neon cats dance to rock song". Another person will read it and type what they think the song is. For example: this person will comment "Croatia 2024". Don't leave them hanging! Respond whether they got it right or wrong: in this case, the person would be right, so they would get a comment saying "Correct!!!". Okay, I think that's it. Have fun!

Welcome to the second edition of Eurovision but Randomized! First, I’d like to give mentions to the people who voted in last edition. These are u/StarglowTheDragon and u/Acquaintance9. Thanks to these people, Denmark has made its way to the top of the leaderboard! This contest will be hosted in Copenhagen.

Israel is stepping out due to not receiving any points at all, while Austria, Greece, and Portugal make their debuts! The 16 countries participating in this edition are:

• Austria: Bobbie Singer - Reflection (1999)
• Belgium
• Denmark: Brixx - Video Video (1982)
• France: Annick Thoumazeau - Autant d’amoureux que d’étoiles (1984)
• Germany
• Greece
• Ireland: The Swarbriggs Plus Two - It’s Nice to Be in Love Again (1977)
• Italy
• Monaco: Line & Willy - À chacun sa chanson (1968)
• Netherlands: Ruth Jacott - Vrede (1993)
• Norway
• Portugal: Lúcia Moniz - O meu coração não tem cor (1996)
• Spain
• Sweden
• Switzerland
• United Kingdom

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Ok, the original plan was that I'd announce the return in advance so more people would know when it comes back, however I quickly realised by announcing it so far ahead of time I made it so I'd forget once it rolled around. I'm sorry.

NOTE: All eliminations are double eliminations until the top 15.

VOTE FOR YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE

• 🇦🇱Sekret - Ronela Hajati🇦🇱
• 🇦🇲SNAP - Rosa Linn🇦🇲
• 🇦🇺Not The Same - Sheldon Riley🇦🇺
• 🇦🇹Halo - LUM!X ft. Pia Maria🇦🇹
• 🇧🇪Miss You - Jérémie Makiese🇧🇪
• 🇭🇷Guilty Pleasure - Mia Dimšić🇭🇷
• 🇨🇾Ela - Andromache🇨🇾
• 🇨🇿Lights Off - We Are Domi🇨🇿
• 🇩🇰The Show - REDDI🇩🇰
• 🇪🇪Hope - Stefan🇪🇪
• 🇫🇮Jezebel - The Rasmus🇫🇮
• 🇫🇷Fulenn - Alvan & Ahez🇫🇷
• 🇬🇪Lock Me In - Circus Mircus🇬🇪
• 🇩🇪Rockstars - Malik Harris🇩🇪
• 🇬🇷Die Together - Amanda Georgiadi Tenfjord🇬🇷
• 🇮🇸 Með Hækkandi Sól - Systur🇮🇸
• 🇮🇪That's Rich - Brooke🇮🇪
• 🇮🇹Brividi - Mahmood & Blanco🇮🇹
• 🇱🇻Eat Your Salad - Citi Zēni🇱🇻
• 🇱🇹Sentimentai - Monkia Liu🇱🇹
• 🇲🇩Trenulețul - Zdob şi Zdub & Frații Advahov🇲🇩
• 🇲🇪Breathe - Vladana🇲🇪
• 🇳🇱De Diepte - S10🇳🇱
• 🇲🇰Circles - Andreas🇲🇰
• 🇳🇴Give That Wolf A Banana - Subwoolfer🇳🇴
• 🇵🇱River -Krystian Ochman🇵🇱
• 🇵🇹Saudade Saudade - MARO🇵🇹
• 🇷🇴Llámame - WRS🇷🇴
• 🇸🇲Stripper - Achille Lauro🇸🇲
• 🇷🇸In Corpore Sano - Konstrakta🇷🇸
• 🇸🇮Disko - LPS🇸🇮
• 🇪🇸SloMo - Chanel🇪🇸
• 🇸🇪Hold Me Closer - Cornelia Jakobs🇸🇪
• 🇺🇦Stefania - Kalush Orchestra🇺🇦
• 🇬🇧SPACE MAN - Sam Ryder🇬🇧
• 🇲🇹I Am What I Am - Emma Muscat🇲🇹 (36th, 8/24)
• 🇧🇬Intention - Intelligent Music Project🇧🇬 (37th, 27/70)
• 🇨🇭Boys Do Cry - Marius Bear🇨🇭 (38th, 17/74)
• []I.M[] (DQ)
• []Fade To Black[] (DQ)

VOTE HERE: https://strawpoll.com/61gD9mMXvZw <---------

i know what i said i just forgot i'm sorry. tomorrow. i swear. ESC Survivor 2022 is back tomorrow.

Welcome to the Randomized Eurovision Song Contest! 14 countries are competing in the first contest. They are:

• Belgium
• Denmark
• France
• Germany
• Ireland
• Israel
• Italy
• Monaco
• Netherlands
• Norway
• Spain
• Sweden
• Switzerland
• United Kingdom

This contest will be held in Bremen, Germany.

But what songs will the countries actually send? Here they are:

• Belgium: Serge & Christine Ghisoland - À la folie ou pas du tout (1972)

• Denmark: Aud Wilken - Fra Mols til Skagen (1995)

• France: Virginie Pouchain - Il était temps (2006)

• Germany: Les Humphries Singers - Sing Sang Song (1976)

• Ireland: Eamonn Toal - Millennium of Love (2000)

• Israel: Yardena Arazi - Ben Adam (1988)

• Italy: Claudio Villa - Addio, addio (1962)

• Monaco: Romuald - Celui qui reste et celui qui s’en va (1974)

• Netherlands: Linda Williams - Het is een wonder (1981)

• Norway: Britt Synnøve - Venners nærhet (1989)

• Spain: Marcos Llunas - Sin rencor (1997)

• Sweden: Marie Bergman & Roger Pontare - Stjärnorna (1994)

• Switzerland: Simone Drexel - Mikado (1975)

• United Kingdom: Javine - Touch My Fire (2005)

Vote in the comments!

Hey guys! Since all of the songs participating in JESC have been released, I would like to make a voting simulator with your votes. How will this work? Well, 17 people will be the juries (each person will be a country), and another 18 people will be the televote (each person a country including all of the world). In this system, I'm asking you for your top 11, and not 10, just in case you voted the country you got selected randomly. When the 38 first people have voted, I'll close the votes. I hope you enjoy this! and thank you for voting!!:

Here is the link:
https://forms.gle/Uvw4cE7d8pCZ88Vj8

3rd November 2024

DETAILS

• Double Eliminations until the final 15.
• Most previous eliminations (Boys Do Cry, Intention, I Am What I Am) still stand, however Breathe and Disko return due to the low vote turnout (only 3 votes each).
• The release date is further out because I'm trying to prevent a week hiatus again.

don't attack me but i would love to hear ur thoughts 🔥🔥

Hello everybody, and welcome back to The Worst Eurovision Ever! Your host Valentina Monetta is excited to, for the first time ever, announce the points for our Grand Final! Don't worry, Valentina also speaks perfect French (we think?), so this is going to be flawless!

Here is the link to the Scoreboard: https://scorewiz.eu/scoreboard/view/745913/the-worst-eurovision-ever---grand-final

A grand congratulations to the nation of >!Switzerland!<, and their performance, >!The Code but it's now called The Coke, and Nemo will do a line of coke, do the entire song at 10x speed, and then sing the song in Finnish backwards whilst breakdancing (Switzerland 2024)!<

Our reliable sources (Netta) have been saying that next year will be in >!Geneva!<. What do we think?

Anyways, thank you all so much for staying tuned in for The Worst Eurovision of all time! We hope you enjoyed it, and perhaps join us again next year 😉

Good Night, Europe, and Good Morning, Australia!

Good evening Europe, ggod morning Australia...

We have a valid result. We have the winner of the Nilpointsvision Winner Contest. Are you ready for the results? Here they are:

🥇Go_A-Shum (88 points)

🥈Urban Symphony-Rändajad (52 points)

🥉Hatari-Hatrid mun Sigra (49 points)

• 4th: Verka Serduchka-Dancing Lasha Tumbai (48 points)
• 5th: Sudden Lights-Aija (46 points)
• 6th: Teya&Salena-Who the Hell is Edgar (43 points)
• 7th: Knez-Adio (42 points)
• 8th: Secert Garden-Nocturne (41 points)
• 9th: Lordi-Hard Rock Hallelujah (38 points)
• 10th: Urban Trad-Sanomi (37 points)
• 11th: Konstrakta-In Corpore Sano (36 points)
• 12th: Twin Twin-Moustache (33 points)
• 13th: Sophia Vossou-I Anixi (25 points)
• 14th: Kaliopi-Crno I Belo (23 points)
• 15th: Eimear Quinn-The Voice (22 points)
• 16th: Alexandros Panayi-Sti Fotia (15 points) votes from 4 people
• 17th: Lenny Kuhr-De Troubadour (15 points) votes from 3 people
• 18th: Helena Paparizou-My Number one (14 points) votes from 5 people
• 19th: Koza Mostra-Alcohol Is Free (14 points) votes from 4 people
• 20th: Brainstorm-My Star (14 points) votes from 3 people
• 21st: Catcat-Bye Bye Baby (14 points) votes from 2 people
• 22nd: Mocedades-Eres Tu (13 points)
• 23rd: Minus One-Alter Ego (8 points)
• 24th: Michele Arnaud-ne Croix Pas (7 points)
• 25th: ABBA-Waterloo (6 points) votes from 2 people
• 26th: Danijel-Dzuli (6 points) votes from 1 person
• 27th: Jelena Tomasevic-Oro (5 points)

Thank you to absolutely everyone who participated in this contest and made this conetst so great. I have also noticed, that a lot of years were commented, but they didn't get a place in the contest. Let me know, if you want ot have a second part of this contest with other years. There are so many great years to explore, so if you want to have a second edition, feel free to comment a year you want to see.

With that being said: See you at the next contest😁😁😁

Good evening Europe, good morning Australia...

Ik the reveal is a little bit delayed, but we now have all the contestants for the Nilpointsvision Winner Contest. 2 wildcard winners have made it and the two most upvoted songs got 12 and 9 upvotes. And our 2 Wildcard winenrs are:

• Nocturne (12)
• Who the Hell is Edgar (9)

Since our line-up is now complete, here are all the songs in case you already forgot them:

• Brainstorm-My Star (2000 winner)
• Jelena Tomasevic-Oro (2008 winner)
• Alexandros Panayi-Sti Fotia (1995 winner)
• Secret Garden_Nocturne (wildcard winner of 1995 and actual winner)
• Go_A-Shum (2021 winner )
• Sophia Vossou-I Anixi (1991 winner)
• Kaliopi_Crno I Belo (2012 winner)
• Michele Arnaud-Ne croix pas (1956 winner)
• Konstrakta-In Corpore Sano (2022 winner)
• Hatari-Hatrid Mun Sigra (2019 winner)
• Mocedaes-Eres Tu (1973 winner)
• Lordi-Hard Rock Hallelujah (2006 winner...well, actually)
• Minus One-Alter Ego (2016 winner)
• Danijel-Dzuli (1983 winner)
• Eimear Quinn-The Voice (1996 winner...well, actually)
• Koza Mostra-Alcohol is Free (2013 winner)
• Knez-Adio (2015 winner)
• Urban Trad-Sanomi (2003 winner)
• Catcat-Bye Bye Baby (1994 winner)
• Urban Symphony-Rändajad (2009 winner)
• ABBA-Waterloo (1974 winner...well, actually)
• Twin Twin-Moustache (2014 winner)
• Verka Serduchka-Dancing Lasha Tumbai (2007 winner)
• Sudden Lights-Aija (2023 winner...yes, it's not Cha Cha Cha)
• Teya&Salena-Who The Hell is Edgar (wildcard winner of 2023)
• Helena Paparizou-My Number One (2005 winner...well, actually)
• Lenny Kuhr-De Troubadour (Winner of 1969...well, actually)

Among these 27 candidates, 6 actual winners have made the list, but who is Nilpoints' winner out of all those great songs?

Assign points to your top 10 songs in the classical Eurovision sytem (1-8, 10 and 12 for your favourite.) The song with the most points received will be the winner of the Nilpointsvision Winner Contest.

Voting is open until Sunday, 9:30 PM Austrian time.

Europe, Australia, Rest of the world: START VOTING NOW...