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ESC 2010 Results!
Thank you all for voting!
This time, I'm going to start with the semi-final scores, then put the final results below.
Here we are:
Semi-Final 1: (Discord / Reddit / Overall)
Semi-Final 2:
And of course... the grand final!
Congratulations to ROMANIA! We will heading to you in 2009 where "The Balkan Girls" will automatically qualify for the grand final!
Once again, thank you for voting, and I hope to see you all soon for 2009!
18:19 UTC
How would you rank my winners? / How would I rank your winners?
I'm pretty sure something like this has been posted before but it's fun and I like flexing my horrible taste so here are my winners from 2000-2024 (along with how I'd rank them compared to my other winners):
2000 - Germany (19th)
2001 - Russia (8th)
2002 - Croatia (25th)
2003 - Israel (15th)
2004 - Turkey (24th)
2005 - Turkey (20th)
2006 - Iceland (17th)
2007 - Georgia (13th)
2008 - Turkey (3rd)
2009 - Armenia (7th)
2010 - Russia (18th)
2011 - Slovenia (9th)
2012 - Israel (1st)
2013 - Greece (16th)
2014 - Italy (21st)
2015 - Latvia (10th)
2016 - Georgia (4th)
2017 - Belgium (22nd)
2018 - Sweden (23rd)
2019 - Portugal (14th)
2020 - Latvia (11th)
2021 - Ukraine (2nd)
2022 - Moldova (12th)
2023 - Spain (5th)
2024 - Ireland (6th)
It would be interesting to see how other people would rank my favourites!
Also feel free to share your own favourites for others to rank!
17:54 UTC
EUROVISION 2022 GRAND FINAL TURIN ITALY 🇮🇹
Vote in Esc Style pls (1-8,10,12) Ukraine 🇺🇦
Moldova 🇲🇩
Netherlands 🇳🇱
Portugal 🇵🇹
Latvia 🇱🇻
Norway 🇳🇴
Armenia 🇦🇲
Slovenia 🇸🇮
Iceland 🇮🇸
Lithuania 🇱🇹
Cyprus 🇨🇾
Serbia 🇷🇸
Sweden 🇸🇪
Romania 🇷🇴
Australia 🇦🇺
Czechia 🇨🇿
Finland 🇫🇮
Georgia 🇬🇪
Estonia 🇪🇪
Israel 🇮🇱
UK 🇬🇧
France 🇫🇷
Germany 🇩🇪
Spain 🇪🇸
Italy 🇮🇹
17:33 UTC
SEMI 2 EUROVISION TURIN ITALY 🇮🇹 RESULTS!!!
16:40 UTC
North What?
Where is North Carelia?
18:15 UTC
ESC 2010 Again!
VOTING IS CLOSED!
And we are here for the grand final in GEORGIA!
Here is the randomised running order for tonight:
- United Kingdom | Josh Dubovie | "That Sounds Good to Me"
- Ukraine | Alyosha | "Sweet People"
- France | Jessy Matador | "Allez Ola Olé"
- Greece | Giorgos Alkaios & Friends | "OPA!"
- Portugal | Filipa Azevedo | "Há dias assim"
- Romania | OVI & Paula Seling | "Playing with Fire"
- Serbia | Milan Stanković | "Ovo je balkan"
- Croatia | Feminnem | "Lako je sve"
- Ireland | Niamh Kavanagh | "It's for You"
- Armenia | Eva Rivas | "Apricot Stone"
- Lithuania | InCulto | "Eastern European Funk"
- Spain | Daniel Diges | "Algo pequeñito"
- Finland | Kuunkuiskaajat | "Työlki ellää"
- Denmark | Chanée & N'evergreen | "In a Moment Like This"
- Iceland | Hera Björk | "Je ne sais quoi"
- Turkey | maNga | "We Could Be the Same"
- Georgia | Sofia Nizharadze | "Shine"
- Azerbaijan | Safura | "Drip Drop"
- Moldova | Sunstroke Project & Olia Tira | "Run Away"
- Bosnia & Herzegovina | Vukašin Brajić | "Thunder and Lightning"
- Estonia | Malcolm Lincoln | "Siren"
- Slovakia | Kristina Pelaková | "Horehronie"
- Albania | Juliana Pasha | "It's All About You"
- Slovenia | Ansambel Žlindra and Kalamari | "Narodnozabavni Rock"
- Germany | Lena | "Satellite"
Enjoy!
18:14 UTC
Klemen Slakonja’s “scandal”
18:06 UTC
ESC 2010 SF2 Results!
Thank you all for voting.
Here were the qualifiers of the second semi-final:
Congratulations to the ten qualifiers joining the grand final!
Here were the results of the non-qualifying countries:
See you shortly for the grand final of 2010 in Georgia!
17:20 UTC
EUROVISION 2022 SEMI 2 Turin Italy 🇮🇹 🇮🇹🇮🇹
Hello vote in esc style pls (1-8,10,12)
Australia 🇦🇺 Sheldon Riley "Not the Same"
Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 Nadir Rustamli "Fade to black"
Cyprus 🇨🇾 Andromache "Ela"
Finland 🇫🇮 The Rasmus "Jezebel"
Georgia 🇬🇪 Circus Micrus "Lock me in"
Israel 🇮🇱 Michael Ban David "I.M"
Malta 🇲🇹 Emma Muscat "I am what I am"
San Marino 🇸🇲 Achielle Lauro "Stripper"
Serbia 🇷🇸 Konstrakta "In Corpore Sano"
Belgium 🇧🇪 Jérémie Makiese "Miss u"
Czech Republic 🇨🇿 We are domi "Lights off"
Estonia 🇪🇪 Stefan "Hope"
Ireland 🇮🇪 Brooke "That's Rich"
Montenegro 🇲🇪 Vladana "Breathe"
North Macedonia 🇲🇰 Andrea "Circles"
Poland 🇵🇱 Ochman "River"
Romania 🇷🇴 WRS "Llámame"
Sweden 🇸🇪 Corneila Jakobs "Hold me closer"
15:18 UTC
RESULTS OF SEMI 1 EUROVISION 2022 TURIN ITALY 🇮🇹
13:15 UTC
ESC2024 Again Semi 1 Qualifiers!
In no particular order, the qualifiers are:
!Slovenia 🇸🇮!<
!Poland 🇵🇱!<
!Ukraine 🇺🇦!<
!Cyprus 🇨🇾!<
!Portugal 🇵🇹!<
!Finland 🇫🇮!<
!Ireland 🇮🇪!<
!Iceland 🇮🇸!<
!Croatia 🇭🇷!<
!Lithuania 🇱🇹!<
Join us next time for Semi final 2!
02:59 UTC
I google translated Luxembourg's ''La poupée monte le son'' 10 times and this is what I got:
btw the languages were:French ➔ Khmer ➔ Mongolian ➔ Korean ➔ Catalan; Valencian ➔ Sindhi ➔ Nepali ➔ Dutch ➔ Chinese ➔ Kannada ➔ English
19:56 UTC
ESC 2010 SF2 Again!
VOTING IS CLOSED!
Welcome back to Georgia!
Reminder that Norway is in the semi-final, replacing Georgia!
Here is the running order for tonight's semi-final: (completely randomised as per usual)
- Romania | OVI & Paula Seling | "Playing with Fire"
- Azerbaijan | Safura | "Drip Drop"
- Bulgaria | Miro | "Angel si ti"
- Cyprus | Jon Lilygreen & The Islanders | "Life Looks Better in Spring"
- Sweden | Anna Bergendahl | "This is My Life"
- Armenia | Eva Rivas | "Apricot Stone"
- Switzerland | Michael von der Heide | "Il pleut de l'or"
- Lithuania | InCulto | "Eastern European Funk"
- Croatia | Feminnem | "Lako je sve"
- Slovenia | Ansambel Žlindra & Kalamari | "Narodnozabavni Rock"
- Netherlands | Sieneke | "Ik ben verliefd (Sha-la-lie)"
- Ireland | Niamh Kavanagh | "It's for You"
- Israel | Harel Skaat | "Milim"
- Turkey | maNga | "We Could Be the Same"
- Norway | Didrik Solli-Tangen | "My Heart is Yours"
- Ukraine | Alyosha | "Sweet People"
- Denmark | Chanée & N'evergreen | "In a Moment Like This"
ENJOY!
15:41 UTC
ESC 2010 SF1 Results
Thank you all for voting.
We had a total of 22 voters (11 : 11) for the first semi-final!
Here were the qualifiers to semi-final 1:
Congratulations to the ten qualifiers, here are the non-qualifying country results:
10th place received 54 points, so only a 7 point margin!
See you all shortly for the second semi-final!
14:39 UTC
Congratulations Red Sebastian for winning eurosong🇧🇪
🎶Under the strobe🎶
07:13 UTC
Am I understanding this correctly?
22:12 UTC
Semi 1 Eurovision (it's not for voting...)
Credits to scoryx:)
21:38 UTC
Eurovision 2022 semi 1 voting
Hello!!!Let's vote in ESC style 1-8,10,12...
1.Albania 🇦🇱 Ronela Hajati "Sekret"
2.Latvia 🇱🇻 Citi Zeni "Eat your salad"
3.Lithuania 🇱🇹 Monika Liu "Sentimentai"
4.Moldova 🇲🇩 Zdob si Zdub and Advahiv Brothers "Trenulețul"
5.Netherlands 🇳🇱 S10"De diepte"
6.Slovenia 🇸🇮 LPS "Disko"
7.Switzerland 🇨🇭 Marius Bear "Boys do cry"
8.Ukraine 🇺🇦 Kalush Orchestra "Stefania"
9.Armenia 🇦🇲 Rosa Linn "Snap"
10.Austria 🇦🇹 Lumix ft. Pia Maria "Halo"
11.Croatia 🇭🇷 Mia Dimšić "Guilty pleasure"
12.Denmark 🇩🇰 Reddi "The show"
13.Greece 🇬🇷 Amanda Georgifadi Tenfjord "Die together"
14.Iceland 🇮🇸 Systur "Með hœkand sól
15.Norway 🇳🇴 Subwoolfer "Give that wolf a banana"
16.Portugal 🇵🇹 Maro "Saudade,saudade"
17.Bulgaria🇧🇬 Intelligent music project "Intention"
19:22 UTC
ESC 2010 SF1 Again!
VOTING IS CLOSED!
And here we are in Georgia for 2010 Again!
Here is the the first semi-final running order (completely randomised):
- Portugal | Filipa Azevedo | "Há dias assim"
- F.Y.R. Macedonia | Gjoko Taneski | "Jas ja imam silata"
- Serbia | Milan Stanković | "Ovo je balkan"
- Albania | Juliana Pasha | "It's All About You"
- Belarus | 3+2 ft. Robert Wells | "Butterflies"
- Greece | Giorgos Alkaios & Friends | "OPA!"
- Slovakia | Kristina Pelakova | "Horehronie"
- Latvia | Aisha | "What For?"
- Moldova | Sunstroke Project & Olia Tira | "Run Away"
- Iceland | Hera Björk | "Je ne sais quoi"
- Bosnia & Herzegovina | Vukašin Brajić | "Thunder and Lightning"
- Estonia | Malcolm Lincoln | "Siren"
- Russia | Peter Nalitch & Friends | "Lost and Forgotten"
- Malta | Thea Garrett | "My Dream"
- Poland | Marcin Mroziński | "Legenda"
- Finland | Kuunkuiskaajat | "Työlki ellää"
- Belgium | Tom Dice | "Me and My Guitar"
Enjoy!
15:09 UTC
ESC 2011 Results
Thank you for voting!
Here were the final results to the grand final of 2011 Again! (Discord/Reddit/Overall)
Colours: Gold - 1st, Silver - 2nd, Bronze - 3rd, Red - last
We're going to GEORGIA for 2010! So Shine is the automatic qualifier... again?! (Austria 2013 also AQd)
Of course the semi-final results are being revealed now as well:
Semi-Final 1:
Semi-Final 2:
See you shortly for 2010!
13:01 UTC
How to find 10 second snippets of Eurovision 2025 songs.
You know, those from the "top X" videos.
15:29 UTC
ESC 2011 Again!
VOTING IS CLOSED!
And here we are, here in Serbia for the Grand Final of 2011 again!
Here is the randomised running order for tonight's grand final:
- Slovenia | Maja Keuc | "No One"
- Lithuania | Evelina Sašenko | "C'est ma vie" (welcome back to the final after 8 years Lithuania, here's the dead spot said the randomiser lmao)
- Spain | Lucía Pérez | "Que me quiten lo bailao"
- Italy | Raphael Gualazzi | "Madness of Love"
- Belarus | Anastasiya Vinnikova | "I Love Belarus"
- Albania | Aurela Gaçe | "Feel the Passion"
- Ukraine | Mika Newton | "Angel"
- Iceland | Sjonni's Friends | "Coming Home"
- Sweden | Eric Saade | "Popular"
- Croatia | Daria | "Celebrate"
- Ireland | Jedward | "Lipstick"
- France | Amaury Vassili | "Sognu"
- Moldova | Zdob și Zdub | "So Lucky"
- Switzerland | Anna Rossinelli | "In Love for a While"
- United Kingdom | Blue | "I Can"
- Greece | Loukas Yorkas ft. Stereo Mike | "Watch My Dance"
- Bulgaria | Poli Genova | "Na inat"
- Bosnia & Herzegovina | Dino Merlin | "Love in Rewind"
- Norway | Stella Mwangi | "Haba Haba"
- Hungary | Kati Wolf | "What About My Dreams?"
- Serbia | Nina | "Čaroban"
- Austria | Nadine Beiler | "The Secret is Love"
- Estonia | Getter Jaani | "Rockefeller Street"
- Germany | Lena | "Taken by a Stranger"
- San Marino | Senit | "Stand By"
- Georgia | Eldrine | "One More Day"
Enjoy!
17:36 UTC
ESC 2011 SF2 Results!
Thank you for voting!
This time, the voting system is 50/50 again, 10 from Discord and 10 from Reddit.
Here are the qualifiers: (Scoryx credit for image!)
And of course, we have the non-qualifying country results: (Discord/Reddit/Overall)
I'm afraid 10th place was 20 points ahead of 11th as well, so once again it was not close.
See you shortly for the grand final of 2011 in Serbia!
16:56 UTC
Eurovision 2024 Again: First Semi Final Voting
Here is the running order of the songs:
Ireland 🇮🇪
Serbia 🇷🇸
Sweden 🇸🇪
Poland 🇵🇱
Lithuania 🇱🇹
Ukraine 🇺🇦
Croatia 🇭🇷
Cyprus 🇨🇾
Australia 🇦🇺
United Kingdom 🇬🇧
Slovenia 🇸🇮
Azerbaijan 🇦🇿
Portugal 🇵🇹
Luxembourg 🇱🇺
Germany 🇩🇪
Finland 🇫🇮
Iceland 🇮🇸
Moldova 🇲🇩
Everyone, comment your top 7 songs in this semi final then the points will be calculated! The top 10 songs will make it to the final! Germany, the UK, and Sweden can’t be voted for, as they automatically qualify for the grand final. Results on Monday, February 3, 2025.
UPDATE: You now have to do your top 10 instead of just 7.
19:46 UTC
ESC 2011 SF2 Again!
VOTING IS CLOSED!
Moving swiftly onto the second semi-final of 2011.
Here is the running order for the second semi-final: (randomised)
- Romania | Hotel FM | "Change"
- Sweden | Eric Saade | "Popular"
- Slovakia | TWiiNS | "I'm Still Alive"
- Belarus | Anastasiya Vinnikova | "I Love Belarus"
- Bosnia & Herzegovina | Dino Merlin | "Love in Rewind"
- Bulgaria | Poli Genova | "Na inat"
- Latvia | Musiqq | "Angel in Disguise"
- Ukraine | Mika Newton | "Angel"
- Belgium | Witloof Bay | "With Love Baby"
- F.Y.R. Macedonia | Vlatko Ilievski | "Rusinka"
- Denmark | A Friend In London | "New Tomorrow"
- Estonia | Getter Jaani | "Rockefeller Street"
- Ireland | Jedward | "Lipstick"
- Israel | Dana International | "Ding Dong"
- Moldova | Zdob și Zdub | "So Lucky"
- Austria | Nadine Beiler | "The Secret is Love"
- Netherlands | 3JS | "Never Alone"
- Cyprus | Christos Mylordos | "San aggelos s'agapisa"
- Slovenia | Maja Keuc | "No One"
Enjoy!
16:29 UTC
ESC 2011 SF1 Results
Thank you for voting.
Since I only gained 6 voters here, and 12 on Discord, I decided to make it a 66/33 voting system for this semi-final. I expected voting is slow down eventually as I went further back, but we still have some qualifiers!
Here were the qualifiers for the first semi-final:
LITHUANIA HAS BROKEN THEIR NON-QUALIFYING STREAK OF 8 YEARS! CONGRATULATIONS LITHUANIA!
Of course, here were the results to the non-qualifying countries:
See you very shortly for SF2! (Double 0 for Russia!)
16:09 UTC
ESC 2011 SF1 Again!
VOTING IS CLOSED!
Due to Serbia winning 2012, they have automatically qualified for the grand final of 2011. However, due to Germany being the actual host, they of course are a big 5 member and therefore don't replace Serbia in the semi-final, meaning this semi-final is now one entry shorter!
Here is the running-order for tonight's semi-final: (RANDOMISED)
- Hungary | Kati Wolf | "What About My Dreams?"
- Malta | Glen Vella | "One Life"
- Lithuania | Evelina Sašenko | "C'est ma vie"
- San Marino | Senit | "Stand By"
- Russia | Alexej Vorobjov | "Get You"
- Georgia | Eldrine | "One More Day"
- Poland | Magdalena Tul | "Jestem"
- Albania | Aurela Gaçe | "Feel the Passion"
- Switzerland | Anna Rossinelli | "In Love for a While"
- Turkey | Yüksek Sadakat | "Live it Up"
- Greece | Loukas Yiorkas ft. Stereo Mike | "Watch My Dance"
- Croatia | Daria | "Celebrate"
- Finland | Paradise Oskar | "Da Da Dam"
- Azerbaijan | Ell & Nikki | "Running Scared"
- Norway | Stella Mwangi | "Haba Haba"
- Portugal | Homens da Luta | "A luta é alegria"
- Iceland | Sjonni's Friends | "Coming Home"
- Armenia | Emmy | "Boom Boom"
Enjoy!
21:46 UTC
ESC 2012 Results!
It's finally closed!
Thank you to all that voted.
One quick question: Are you guys still interested in heading further back? 2011 etc.
Here were the results to 2012:
We are headed for SERBIA for 2011!
Here were the full results for the semi-finals:
SF1:
SF2:
Thank you!
See you soon for 2011 SF1!
18:59 UTC
02:43 UTC