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Noa Kirel won! Making a Eurovision from your comments day 2

No televote odds were given, so they were the same as the odds in the comment. Top comment decides the genre, odds, and artist of the next song

5 Comments
2024/12/22
06:54 UTC

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Eurovision 2024 Tournament - Group D

"In The Middle" was eliminated in Group C, with 17/29 (58.62%) votes.

VOTE FOR YOUR LEAST FAVORITE! Also poll ends after 2 days to increase turnout

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2 Comments
2024/12/21
15:55 UTC

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The Worst Eurovision Ever - Participation List

Grรผezi, Adieu, and Ciao to everybody, and a warm welcome to The Worst Eurovision Ever participation list! This list covers every single nation competing in the greatest song contest in the world with the absolute best songs and stagings. Below are a list of the countries that will be competing to win the (broken) trophy in Les Clรฉes, Switzerland (I really tried to find the most run down city in Switzerland and even Les Clรฉes is fucking beautiful)! Without further ado, here are the 45 nations competing!

Participation List

|| || |๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ช Albania ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ช| |๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด Andorra ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด| |๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด Armenia ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด| |๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ Australia ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ| |๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป Austria ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป| |๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Belgium ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช| |๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท Bosnia and Herzegovina ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท| |๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ Bulgaria ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ| |๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ Croatia ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ| |๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Cyprus ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฐ| |๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ Czechia ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ| |๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด| |๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Estonia ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ| |๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช Finland ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช| |๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ France ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ| |๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Georgia ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ| |๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช Germany ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช| |๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡พ Greece ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡พ| |๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฏ Hungary ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฏ| |๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช| |๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Ireland ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ| |๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ Italy ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ| |๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น Latvia ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น| |๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฒ Lithuania ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฒ| |๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Luxembourg ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท| |๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ญ Malta ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ญ| |๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด Moldova ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด| |๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ Monaco ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ| |๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Montenegro ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ| |๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡พ Netherlands ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡พ| |๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฉ North Macedonia ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฉ| |๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Norway ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ| |๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ Poland ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ| |๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Portugal ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ| |๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ Romania ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ| |๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท San Marino ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท| |๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Serbia ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ| |๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Slovakia ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ| |๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Slovenia ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ| |๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Spain ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น| |๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ Sweden ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ| |๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช Switzerland ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช| |๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ Turkey ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ| |๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ Ukraine ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ| |๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ United Kingdom ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ|

12 Comments
2024/12/21
14:58 UTC

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Reupload: Eurovision simulator day 1

Top comment chooses candidate and odds. People that are not musicians/have not participated or even fictional characters can be submitted. Include genre for their song. Go wild!

7 Comments
2024/12/20
17:08 UTC

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Eurovision 2024 Tournament: Group C

Firefighter was eliminated in Round B with 49 points.

Vote for your least favorite of those four songs:

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5 Comments
2024/12/20
14:02 UTC

3

Top comment decides which artist, which song and their jury/televote odds. Making nilpointsvision day 1/42

You can choose nonexisting artists. Include genre with the newly invented artist. Reddit users are allowed. Go wild!

1 Comment
2024/12/19
18:58 UTC

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Eurovision 2024 Tournament - Group B

Liar was eliminated in Group A.

Today, we are voting on those songs:

Europapa

Fighter

Firefighter (the two fighters together?)

Pedestal

Vote for your least favorite of the four.

53 Comments
2024/12/19
13:20 UTC

51

2025 stage looks like a butt plug

9 Comments
2024/12/17
22:54 UTC

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Eurovision 2024 Tournament - Group Stage

Vote for your least favorite of Group A.

Voting ends in 5 days

42 Comments
2024/12/17
19:16 UTC

35

I donโ€™t know why I did this.

4 Comments
2024/12/14
17:36 UTC

17

Tell me your birth year by describing that year's ESC in 10 words or less

Me: Carola, German cowboys, ironic song, song #1000, first-ever win

153 Comments
2024/12/13
16:38 UTC

44

Nina Zizic Right Now

She wants to throw a party on Christmas

2 Comments
2024/12/08
10:46 UTC

33

Excuse me Mr. T, but that coffee had 11 minutes left

3 Comments
2024/12/07
20:17 UTC

56

Who wants it?

4 Comments
2024/12/07
14:12 UTC

60

It's all Eurovision (I have an addiction)

23 Comments
2024/12/06
17:48 UTC

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JOJO SIWA POLSKA 2025

4 Comments
2024/12/05
22:57 UTC

7

And I'll do it again!

Not even my love for Estonia 2024 could beat my all time Quedate Conmigo. Nothing like sitting on the train watching the world go by listening to this banger <3

https://preview.redd.it/nk9un3vvo25e1.jpg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35502687fc7b8b8cb692edf90b650f84e0c67ed6

1 Comment
2024/12/05
18:24 UTC

44

Yes, I love me some Eurovision, how did you know?

Posing this here cuz it got selected from the main sub for being a repeat submission (it wasn't).

4 Comments
2024/12/05
07:16 UTC

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Eurovision 2018 Boys in a Nutshell

2 Comments
2024/12/05
05:10 UTC

35

Turns out all those 'My Top 1' videos were Clickbait...

2 Comments
2024/12/04
23:54 UTC

31

Cyprus 2025 in a nutshell

3 Comments
2024/12/04
16:37 UTC

80

Mariah Carey will represent Czechia at ESC2025

1 Comment
2024/12/04
13:40 UTC

46

Here is Nemo's ''The Code''translated into 20 languages.

5 Comments
2024/12/03
18:46 UTC

85

Guys, I figured out something

4 Comments
2024/11/29
17:45 UTC

204

I'm not wrong though ๐Ÿคท

15 Comments
2024/11/30
12:20 UTC

12

Montenegro took the CLICKBAIT and so did I...

4 Comments
2024/11/29
09:01 UTC

115

Random ESC fun fact: This is the longest period of winners you can go without repeating a country.

(Within the period itself. I know that Ireland and the UK had won beforehand, for example.)

9 Comments
2024/11/29
00:25 UTC

56

We're SO back

1 Comment
2024/11/27
22:22 UTC

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