/r/MeanJokes
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Baulderson’s cheese
Any dudes here who have less hair than their dad think that the name of that brand is phonetically offensive?
02:10 UTC
Jesus Christ was originally going to be called Gary…
..until Mary stubbed her toe one day..
23:10 UTC
Why doesn’t a rooster wear underwear?
Because his pecker is on his face.
05:32 UTC
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Octopus?
I don’t know but it could pick some fuckin’ strawberries I’ll tell ya!
12:53 UTC
What are the last words uttered before 99% of untimely redneck deaths?
“Hold mah beer and watch this!”
23:47 UTC
What's the similarity between pedophile and mathematicians?
Both use their fingers if it's under 10
17:26 UTC
What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian when they were leaving the nightclub?
“Wanna come back to my place for twattails?
19:07 UTC
Don't forget to leave box cutters in your fire place for the Taliban tonight!
Enjoy some pin the tail on the airplane, twin tower margaritas etc
01:44 UTC
What can six men do, that three women can’t?
Piss in a bucket at the same time.
14:42 UTC
How many white guys does it take to end a reelection bid?
-1
19:14 UTC
What are the most misogynistic jokes towards men you know?
19:02 UTC
Without the Arabs we wouldn’t have 9/11..
It would be IX/XI
10:35 UTC
You know what happens when a woman farts and she’s not wearing pantyhose?
She gets dandruff on her shoes.
22:18 UTC
When I was was younger, I first heard about Princess Diana dying all over the radio…
…and the dashboard and the windshield.
01:11 UTC
"You've got the biggest pair of tits I've ever seen!"
"But why do they keep falling out?" I asked Noel and Liam's mum.
21:53 UTC
What’s the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
Well a rooster clucks defiance….
21:41 UTC
Why do women love sitting on jews
Their nose is like a built in dildo
05:24 UTC
Give me the most darkest jokes you guys have
18:35 UTC
Why can’t America and Britain play chess
they’re missing 2 towers and a queen
16:26 UTC
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jews found a penny at the same time.
15:10 UTC
What do you call a Mexican millionaire
Juan Million
22:34 UTC
Why do jews get circumcised
Jewish women wouldn’t touch anything that isn’t 10% off
06:43 UTC
What do Blacks and Hispanics have most in common?
Once you’ve met Juan you’ve met Jamal.
18:58 UTC
My girlfriend called me a pedophile
I said “that’s a pretty big word for a 4 year old”
06:58 UTC
What the best part of banging a trans girl?
Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.
01:10 UTC
What is black, white and red all over?
An interracial car crash.
00:52 UTC
Why do black people only get nightmares
Well because the last one that had a dream got shot
15:29 UTC
Now days you’re only allowed to make fun of communities you’re a part of
Eg. Gays can make homophobic jokes but i can’t.
So 2 pedophiles walk into a bar
03:05 UTC
Have you heard about the new dating service in India that is 100% satisfaction guaranteed?
It’s called “Connect the Dots.”
23:54 UTC
They say you should keep your sex toys clean
That’s probably why a priest invented baptism
07:34 UTC