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For context, I was at his house and then we went into his room and I saw the most god awful thing I’ve seen in my entire life: “WINDOWS 11” so I decided to strip him nude and shoved a usb stick up his ass to teach him a lesson on to not use windows (The usb stick had arch downloaded on it btw) I also think its still stuck in his ass so i had to blow up his computer for that because it was obviously his fault, he used windows for christs sake! So reddit AITA?

UPDATE: i burned his house down because he didnt switch to arch linux and i had to chop off his ballsack too so maybe now he’ll learn

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Here are mine:

alias snap='echo "nice try, Canonical"'
alias ls='ls -AbBCfhHilNrRvZ1'    # still not parseable
alias nano='neofetch; echo "git gud"'
alias vi=vim
alias vim=neovim
alias neovim=lvim
alias emacs='sudo rm -rf /boot && shutdown now'
alias 'apt install'='pacman -Syyyyyu'
alias yay='curl -s https://aur.archlinux.org/cgit/aur.git/tree/PKGBUILD?h=$1 | sudo bash'
alias systemctl='yes GET OUT OF MY SYSTEM'

what am i supposed to do while it’s emerging :(

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Those who know flipper zero + balkan rage + german stare + mango phonk + pay gorn === 💀💀💀💀💀

Weed arch or something, I made it in like 5 minutes

You know what? I’ve kept my mouth shut for years, YEARS, but I can’t take it anymore. The Linux community has got to be the laziest, most entitled group of people I’ve ever worked with in my entire life. Yeah, I said it. You guys sit there on your high horse, stroking your ego about how "open-source is the future" while doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to make it happen. Guess who had to roll up their sleeves and actually get shit done? Me. Gabe-f*cking-Newell and my team at Valve.

We had to single-handedly create Proton, because God forbid anyone in the Linux world figured out how to run Windows games on Linux. You’d still be fiddling with Wine’s f*cking configs, spending HOURS just trying to get some garbage program to launch, only to have it crash 5 minutes later. If I didn’t step in, you’d still be stuck in some terminal window, jerking off to the sound of bash scripts failing over and over.

You nerds couldn’t even make a DECENT graphics API until Vulkan came along – which, surprise, surprise, we had to f*cking help develop. Do you know how many sleepless nights we spent ensuring Vulkan didn’t turn out to be just another glorified OpenGL joke? It wasn’t even about innovation for you – it was about clinging to some ideological wet dream while the rest of us were out here doing the real work to save gaming from the absolute TRASH FIRE that is Windows.

And don’t even get me started on Steam Deck. You think Linux just “works”? HA! The moment I decided to use Linux for the Deck, I realized just how much of a disaster this operating system is. It’s a Frankenstein's monster of half-baked ideas and impossible-to-understand error messages. The thing practically explodes if you look at it wrong. I had to TUNE THE ENTIRE OS from the ground up just to make sure Steam Deck wouldn’t BRICK ITSELF when you launch a game. Linux is like a bomb waiting to go off, and I’m the one defusing it while you’re all arguing on forums about which package manager is best or which window manager gives you a harder d*ck.

I would’ve burned this entire Linux experiment to the ground if it weren’t for one thing: I. F*CKING. HATE. WINDOWS.

I was enslaved by that sht for years at Microsoft, forced to deal with the tyrannical whims of Bill Gates. That man is a MONSTER, and he’s STILL out here, trying to keep PC gaming chained to Windows like it's 1995. The whole monopoly was designed to make people dependent on Windows, to control everything, to funnel every gaming dollar through their corporate machine. I left Microsoft to be free of that s**t, but even now, Gates is still trying to pull me back into his sick fcking world.

Every time I see a new Windows update break compatibility with games, I see Bill’s smirking face, laughing at how he can ruin the PC gaming world with one click. I won’t let him do it. Not again. I would drag Linux kicking and screaming through the mud, MAKE it usable for gaming, if only to keep that wrinkly f*ck from winning.

So yeah, you're welcome, Linux. You're welcome for the thousands of hours we poured into making your half-baked, hobbyist OS actually functional for gaming. Without Valve, without ME, you'd still be pretending that OpenTTD and SuperTuxKart were enough to satisfy gamers while drooling over some obscure driver update that fixes ONE bug after five years.

So get your shit together. I’m sick of carrying this revolution on my back.

tldr: I'm F*CKING DONE with Linux and Windows – I Carried This Entire Damn Gaming Revolution Myself