/r/LinuxCirclejerk

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/r/LinuxCirclejerk CoC (Code of Conduct)

1st RULE: You do not talk about ARCH CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about ARCH CLUB.

3rd RULE: Someone yells "Linux From Scratch", goes limp, taps out, the install is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to an install.

5th RULE: One install at a time.

6th RULE: No man pages, no eentarwebz.

7th RULE: Installs will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first time at ARCH CLUB, you HAVE to install Arch.

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25,111 Subscribers

3

outjerked once again

0 Comments
2024/12/18
04:24 UTC

66

unix

4 Comments
2024/12/17
16:26 UTC

34

Am I the only one who gets angry when using window?

When at work, I'm forced to develop in windows.

Windows make me angry on how slow it is, how it functions.

23 Comments
2024/12/16
17:29 UTC

101

They're coming for us!

just saw in a shop

5 Comments
2024/12/15
08:58 UTC

162

My friends said Windows is better than Linux in terms of looks, so I booted up my PC and recorded this for them

56 Comments
2024/12/14
17:48 UTC

57

Confession of a femboy

I am your typical arch Linux femboy. I can't wear the stocking, though. Instead, I comb the hair on each leg and braid it into a fur like leg warmer. Then I color it with a sharpy to look like a stocking. aita?

25 Comments
2024/12/13
14:21 UTC

23

Not my ass seeing Pleated Pete here and immediately entertaining the possibility that these furnace filters are somehow Linux

0 Comments
2024/12/12
15:52 UTC

0

Was the steam deck nerfed?

I remember that the steam deck shipped with an 8 core 16 thread cpu alongside an 8 CU RDNA 2 GPU. However now I'm looking at the spec sheet and have realized that it's actually running an underclocked Ryzen 3 3100 with the same igpu. Why? Did they forget the original CPU? Is valve stupid? Why didn't they use a Ryzen 2 instead?

5 Comments
2024/12/12
06:40 UTC

35

Why does Debian use Toy Story names?

I don't like Toy Story. Why don't they use names from the hit film Shrek the Third?

10 Comments
2024/12/10
03:35 UTC

0

For Serious: Why doesnt outdated Linux(Debian/ubuntu) say Stable instead of Production?

I can't tell if the maintainers of Debian and Canonical bought a dictionary from a different language, but their software isnt Stable.

In my programming land, I don't pretend my stuff is stable. I call it Production.

Why does Debian violate the english dictionary? Why can't they just use the right words?

12 Comments
2024/12/09
11:37 UTC

239

My teacher said Arch Linux is easy cuz it has low RAM usage. Is he stupid? (Image very related)

53 Comments
2024/12/09
10:38 UTC

75

i love arch kali linux microsoft edition

13 Comments
2024/12/09
08:52 UTC

366

Why is the carpet of this bowling alley running Debian and how do I get it past the boot screen?

15 Comments
2024/12/09
01:46 UTC

6

[unpopular opinion] OpenSUSE > Fedora

OpenSUSE is everything that fedora promises and doesn't always deliver. It is stable, but it is also more stable than Fedora because it is a mother distro. It uses rpm, just like fedora, and although it is not always compatible, with a little knowledge you can modify two or three lines of a file and it would already be compatible.

If you are on Fedora because it is nice, you can use a Debian with Gnome, it is literally the same.

I don't understand why people use fedora, I've tried it and it gives too many errors, plus there are people who use fedora that disrespect other distributions, why? Bad experiences using Ubuntu? Let's go through the mud of everything it has done historically. Has Debian given you an error because YOU configured it wrong? It's not a good distro. Is Arch too complex for you? In that case it is not a usable distro

Conclusion: if you were thinking of moving to Fedora, it is better to go to OpenSUSE leap and put the gnome desktop on it, the community is much healthier and the distro is practically identical if not better.

PS: many fedora users are going to come and cry, it was the idea from the first moment

24 Comments
2024/12/07
07:52 UTC

16

Least fake linux supporter

3 Comments
2024/12/07
01:27 UTC

54

vim

2 Comments
2024/12/07
00:55 UTC

81

Linux has changed my life.

linux has absolutely changed my miserable life for the better, I can't thank tux enough. I have no life, no friends, no nothing, virgin as fuck (not just virgin but virgin as fuck). the other day some people were talking about IDEs so I peeped in and then the conversation went to Linux and we talked about Linux all day, my first human interaction since my parents like months ago! I had a programming presentation today, I was using arch on virtual box (so sexy like omggg), I usually use that boring ass mint btw. And then the tutor noticed it too, he was rizzed up 🤩. The tutor generally asks a lot of questions after each presentation but only one question for me, imagine if not for Linux I'd have been bombarded with 5-6 questions. Linux is truly my life and totally my identity, it's my religion from now. Thank you tux and I'm ready to give you a bj

8 Comments
2024/12/06
12:52 UTC

11

Luke Smith is back*

*although he probably wont be making s return to his YouTube channel

13 Comments
2024/12/06
12:44 UTC

81

Why is debian called stable when it should be called Debian dated

Since 99% of humans think the word Stable means, "not going to break", I think we need to take back the word from Debian.

No Debian, you can't pretend your Dated, buggy, incomplete packages are 'Stable', that's like Apple marketing saying 'Security'.

Its time to push back against Debian. Call it Dated. There is a date when things froze. (But unironically)

Linux noobs have no idea how bad Debian is for desktop use, and the word 'Stable' does not help.

33 Comments
2024/12/05
16:55 UTC

628

Outjerked by my gf

31 Comments
2024/12/05
10:00 UTC

24

I finally joined the club!

28 Comments
2024/12/04
16:04 UTC

1

Debian-family/Ubuntu is the Nintendo of Linux. Outdated and doesnt even try to compete with Modern OS

Fanatical users that will praise everything

10 years outdated

16 Comments
2024/12/03
21:18 UTC

72

Linux Circle Jerk

3 Comments
2024/12/03
18:26 UTC

19

what does "dependency hell" mean?

i can't believe i have never asked this question, but what does "dependency hell" mean?

i keep hearing it around but it's never actually described to me

so in your words what does it mean?

thank you

16 Comments
2024/12/03
12:19 UTC

31

My Mac made me switch back to Linux

I've been using Linux and Windows for all my computing needs, but have recently completely cut Windows out of the equation. I've been frustrated with having to always configure things on my Linux machine, however, and decided to "pull the trigger", as it were, and try a Mac, as I've heard they "just work" and are very compatible with many codecs and file types. After having sat down and tried using it, the only thing I wish I had pulled the trigger on was the L shaped piece of metal that I had in my mouth the entire time I was trying to do simple things on Mac.

I can't simply install files outside of the App Store. Even when I open the app and drag it into the Applications folder, it says that I cannot install apps on a $1300 device that I bought because the software wasn't developed or licensed by Apple. For fucks sake, if I am spending over a thousand dollars and giving out my email, phone number, home address, and banking information to Apple just to side-load a free and open source dmg, I think I know what the fuck I am doing.

I tried loading my music that I own digital copies of into the system. iTunes doesn't seem to be a thing anymore, but when I try to import the songs to the "Music" app, it just adds the folders, and then says that they are "empty playlists". Don't even get me started on trying to navigate Finder in order to figure out where my Home directory is to find "Pictures", "Videos", "Music", "Documents", "Desktop", etc.

Meanwhile, on my Linux Machine, I really felt how ugly it was looking and kept coming just a fraction closer to ending it all. I realized after a while, however, why I love Linux so much. If I am going to configure a system to be the way that I like it, shouldn't I just find the system that lets me configure it the way that I want? I realized that with all the configuring I ended up doing for workarounds in Mac, and even Windows, there's no reason I shouldn't just use the platform that is free, privacy respecting, and open source. I am glad I use Arch and that I use KDE, and I don't see my constant ever evolving ricing to be a waste. In fact, after this experience, the most recent customization and configuring that I did to my Arch machine was to make it look as identitical to Mac as I could, then applying my own custom changes that I think make more sense. I even just copped the fonts used in Mac OS to use in KDE straight from Apple's website off their dmg files.

Nowadays, my Mac has become an excellent paperweight, and a bit of a nice little symbolic decoration of why I should never waste my time again with Apple as a company. Open source all the way for me, given that I don't run into something that requires the use of proprietary tools.

10 Comments
2024/12/02
03:56 UTC

74

What do we tell him? (Not my post, I use actual Arch)

42 Comments
2024/12/01
19:49 UTC

228

Wayland screen recorder

9 Comments
2024/12/01
10:00 UTC

32

arch on my ass

12 Comments
2024/12/01
04:42 UTC

45

guys i think my terminal is not working...

15 Comments
2024/11/30
18:07 UTC

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