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Mine is power. Niliwatch episode 1 and i noped out😂 I just can't get into it
Let's call her V.It's funny saying this cause technically we have never been together. From the start it was a trainwreck. I was in still in talking stages with a certain girl, no sex but we had kissed. I really liked her tbh. But then she invited me to her birthday party and I met V, who was this girl's best friend. I don't remember how it happened but by the end of that night, I was infatuated with V and she was in love with me.
Few days later she asked me to go with her to get a kitten. I had told her I hated cats, I guess she thought it was funny. It was a black kitten, so I named it toothless(how I met your dragon). The person who gave us the kitten thought we were dating/had been. She told her friend i.e the girl I had been seeing. Then they fought, reconciled and decided to both cut me off. V decided to come to cut me off, face to face. We ended up sleeping together but she left literally in the middle of the night.
We had "broke up"ut then she saw me with another girl who was just a friend. She texted something deleted it then just texted "YOU'RE MINE" All caps. I texted back "I'm yours in small letters".
Now this is why I'm leaving her. Every time we hang out. She stops everything mid-conversation and says stupid shit. Sometimes it's light hearted " Don't start catching feelings, wewe ni wa Weekend". Or even worse she explains the terms like it's a contract, "This is not a relationship". Or sex with no looking at her or kissing ( weird psycho shit). I can't even describe our relationship as a friendship. What you scared of vocabulary now?Sometimes we do it while she listens to music in her headphones, which is just selfish. I asked her what we are and she told me "You're nothing to me" last night. And seriously I'm done. I can't be her emotional dumpster anymore.
How easy to get the Uber or decent taxi between Diani airport and the Diani beach?
Guys!. I'm in need of food items. Hata zile basic bana. Unga Mchele na Mafuta bana.Hata gas iko empty. Life inanigonga kunigonga. No job no relatives to rely on(Ukiwapigia wanakushow hata they were to call you just now wakuombe mia mbili) , just a man trying to survive. Kama Kuna mtu ako na Voucher ya Naivas yenye mtu anaeza pick a few items tafadhali it's your time to shine. I hate begging but what options does a man have after trying every means possible kupata food. Mimi hata you don't have to send a coin. If you can convert the money into a voucher yenye I only have to go and show the Voucher message to Naivas supermarket nitashkuru. I'm choosing Naivas juu it's the only main supermarket in my area.
Obviously some people hawawezi elewa that food does become a privilege rather than a right and I hope they don't get to experience hunger pangs. But, for those who understand. Naivas supermarket is around six kilometers from where I am. I'm willing to go and pick some food items. If you feel philanthropically charitableand can buy a maize flour or rice. Naeza shkuru sana
Among all the similar posts I've seen, this one truly stood out and left me in awe. A lady was complaining that she suspects her husband is cheating because he stopped begging her. Whenever she said no, the dude just turned around and slept. She also confessed denying him often because she "doesn't feel like it"💀 and worried what will happen to her and the kids if he leaves. I still don't understand why the lady was mad and what else the guy was supposed to do.
But why would you do that? I mean he's your husband not your boyfriend and he comes home to you not anybody else but you🤷. Maybe he makes you feel like a real queen and gives you the best version of himself, why would you deny him s€x honestly or, expect him to beg you for it? Bouy! He should be complaining about getting way too much if he treats you well. I mean why the the hell are y'll married anyway and tf do y'll mean you don't feel like it?😂 I mean once in a while it's acceptable but for weeks or even months? C'mon! 😅🤣.
I'm considering entering the cigarette supply business here in Kenya and would greatly appreciate any insights or advice from those familiar with the industry.
GETTING STARTED
1. Sourcing: How does one go about sourcing cigarettes from major manufacturers like BAT Kenya and Mastermind Kenya? Any information on their wholesale price lists would also be helpful.
2. Retail Partnerships: Should I aim to partner with established retailers, or would focusing on smaller shops and kiosks be a better strategy?
REGULATORY REQUIREMENTS
1. Licenses and Compliance: What are some of the regulatory hurdles or licenses required for new suppliers in the cigarette industry? Any idea of the associated costs?
2. Market Saturation and Competition: How competitive and saturated is the cigarette market in Kenya? Is there room for new suppliers with a distinct product offering, or is it difficult for new entrants to capture market share?
NAVIGATING COMPETITION AND POTENTIAL CARTELS
1. Cartels and Industry Dynamics: Given that some industries in Kenya, like matatus and waste management, are influenced by cartels, is there a similar situation in the cigarette supply chain? If so, what’s the best way to navigate this?
2. Resistance from Established Players: Should I anticipate resistance from established players with strong control over distribution channels? Any advice on the best approach to handle this?
LOGISTICS AND SECURITY
1. Product Safety in Transit: I’ve noticed that vehicles supplying cigarettes often have significant security measures. How safe is it to transport products in Nairobi, and are there any recommended logistics providers that offer reliable tracking and security?
PRICING AND PROFIT MARGINS
1. Pricing Strategy: What should I expect in terms of profit per packet or carton sold? I want to strike a balance between affordability and profitability—any advice on pricing to make the product competitive yet viable?
2. Best-Selling Brands: Lastly, what are the best-selling cigarette brands among Kenyan smokers? I’m looking for brands with strong loyalty that can ensure a steady cash flow.
Any advice, tips, or personal experiences would be immensely helpful. Thank you!
Which news left you gobsmacked and shaking like a grass in the middle of a strong wind?
Say there is a world war 3.. Would you eligible guys enlist voluntarily to defend Kenya?
Where can a kenyan young entrepreneur get capital to start their enterprise.
Loans are given only to people with money.
In kenya kunakuanga na grants kweli ama vitu kama go fund me zenye zinawork and someone can raise real capital?
I am actively looking to lease one acre of land in Nyeri, specifically for agricultural purposes. IIt is important that the land is appropriate for agriculture.
Kindly reach out.
Someone save me up with 150 ksh rn... It'll be of great help 0703197487.. swear I'll return it 🙏
It's Sunday,I am bored, kindly indulge me.
I believe most of y'all start the year with resolutions or you can call them mission of the year.
It's only a month before we conclude season 2024,how far did you go,ulimanage what you had set for yourself ama you switched goal posts or you postponed or you gave up completely?
Nowadays ukiishi solo watu wanaanza kukulink na vitu kama depression and all that mental health stuff. You all need to stop the stigma. Wengine wetu tuko tu sawa na hiyo kuwa solo. I'm so mad cuz most of these people be asking me why I'm always alone in the house including my neighbors. Well, to my fellow loners, tuambie if at all umewahi kuwa stigmatized
Is there anyone who plays this game here?
What technology do you believe the tech community should deploy to automate some of the country’s manual processes? It doesn’t have to be limited to political areas; feel free to consider general applications as well.
My girl recently quit her job because of a very distasteful work environment. Her boss was condescending and I saw it kill her slowly. Now the other day, the same boss approaches me and asks what I've been up career wise to since we last talked( in 2022)
For additional context, it's a fully remote work environment, and my girl had shared with me a link to an opening they were having, which I applied for, but never got hired.(incase someone's wondering how the boss hit me up)
I haven't responded to the offer, because of two reasons. One, I don't think I'm any different from my partner, and that I will be any immune to the trolls and the toxic work environment she just left. Secondly, I'm conflicted taking up a job she just quit. Somewhat, it feels like betrayal (idk)
What do you guys think?
What made you stop going to church?
You wake up everyday just to repeat what has been your life for forever....I know this sounds like all the other rants on here...
What if I decided to end it all..... earlier this year (January) I wanted to end it all now I don't know
...maybe suffering is what makes life Worth it, maybe or it is just a sign that life isn't Worth living at all. I've debated suicide tried it once( got myself to the ER just on time) But is it really worth it is it the fear of death what keeps us alive.
P.S I'm in dire financial need ( this is a silent scream for help) . Dm me for your donations..... I'm serious btw
Thanks for going through my rant.
Anyway y'all have a good day
How do you stay consistent? I'm asking this because I'm a very consistent person. But every year, I'll take 2 months off my routine just to chill. There is a month in my year where I give bare minimum at work and there is a month where I won't go to the gym and eat mostly anything I want. I've been going to the gym for about 4 years now. I know it's a habit I'll never stop. So I take intentional breaks. I show up for work since I was 19, I know it's something I'll not stop doing till I'm 65, so I intentionally give very little sometimes.... What's your experience?
Kuna kitu mimi sitawai elewa. Why would you tell someone “I love you” if you dont mean it???
Like watu out here are casually saying “I love you” and they dont mean it.
Why??? Kwani mnakuanga mmeholdiwa at gun point??
Si Tuache, sheee.
Kwani hamna maisha? Bad manners.
Okay, now that I have gotten your attention. I occasionally like reading these dramatic stories , I also post occasionally. But let's agree. Tumeflood hii sub na ya Nairobi with this kind of content. It was funny at first now it is no longer funny.
So if anything check out r/dating. Hiyo time unasikia unataka drama za relationship try r/relationship. Kuna subreddit ya hizi vitu so kindly let's take it huko.
YouTube Music or Spotify? I've been using the two now for almost a year ,Spotify is great for the DJ features but it the recommendations aren't really great,YT music i love coz i can listen to mixes Grauchi and such
Kenyans on TikTok, seriously? Mbona mko na hii ufala ya kuitana kwa comments kama kondoo? "Wakenya ebu tucamp hapa" "Najua mko hapa"...seriously? People from other nations are giving constructive comments alafu a random Kenyan sheep bleets out "Wakenya najua mko hapa" 😒 TikTok has evolved to be a very informative and knowledge - rich platform where people are sharing so many insightful things in real time. When the topic is interesting and I want to know more, I'd obviously go to the comment section and see what other people are saying and also share my views too. I'm just sick of seeing "Najua mko hapa" as the only top comment from Kenya. Shame! Shame! Shame!
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Manchester United will beat Chelsea, and will score 3 goals minimum.
TAKE THIS TO THE BANK.
The tuchange tununue mzinga culture in kenya is actually really fun.i feel like it brings friends closer
Why do people in the slums always tend to get many children!?like i get maybe family planning isn't affordable but still the thought of bringing children into this world of suffering should push you to avoid getting them.
How do you go about it? You guys actually pay to see who likes you? If you match with someone who makes the first move? Do you end up meeting these people in real life? Has it ever worked out for you guys? Someone just run me through please