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A man brags about his penis no matter how tiny

My girl and I have been investing together for the past few months, , I'm both ghetto and uptown but she's only uptown. Her taste is expensive and I on the other hand can go to mtumba and get smth classy still. She drives(Mazda) so do I (nduthi) She's adapting to who I am and what I have and so am I, once in a while nachoma doo for her and she also lowers her standards once in a while tunakutana apo katikati,, Recently we had pesa kidogo and she wanted us to buy a piece of land in an urban areas but that would have meant tutafute loan, I proposed we purchase instead in a rural setting for the same amount. Mwanaume si kuwa na doo mob but kufanya vitu mob na doo less.

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2024/11/03
10:04 UTC

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Clubbing

Najua leo ni sunday but i had to let this off my chest. There is this club in rongai called legends kwa wale wanaijua. I fucking hate this club because for some reasons you enter with you phone but after leaving you have no phone. And guess who takes your phone the fucking bouncers, yap that's right. Another thing i hate about that club is the music is too loud and boring. I have had worst 3 encounter and i swore on my mama i will never go back there. This is just a friendly reminder to those who want to go there please take care of your phones. Okay that's it

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2024/11/03
09:58 UTC

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Car peeps

Kindly go support a brother on YouTube

https://youtu.be/A9T3Iqejm-g?si=v_pnViURpZ61-bIq Subscribe, comment and share. I will truly appreciate.

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2024/11/03
08:59 UTC

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I am that doormat

I am being used by men and I hve been knowing it but can't seem to stop it. I have no friends to hang with so the little attention will make me simp vibaya. I have been fcking with someones man knowingly. We met at a party and clicked talked even about our dating life he told me he was seeing someone and wanted to marry her. I was so excited for him since I was into his friend not him. Long story we got drunk and he drove me home coz the friend was passed out. I normally do not let people in my house but I did coz I was tired of convincing him to go 1hr later. We met like 2 more times to get tested at my place and at his friends n fcked. I just saw his wedding pics and feels hurt even tho I expected it I just found out I am the type people want for seggs not relationship or marriage. I stopped dating like 2yrs now coz I would always cheat on them. As I type I woke up beside this really sweet guy I hve been fcking with for like 2 yrs now who we talk only when we want to meet up for dates or seggs. I have had my share with relationships and men. Mnipee manual ya this stuff or imma be single for life na niko 26 if u wondering. Sielewi mbona nakapitia hivi

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2024/11/03
08:40 UTC

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Dunia

People believe that hard work guarantees success, but the harsh truth is that life doesn’t play by those rules. Circumstances, privilege, and luck often dictate outcomes, leading to a sense of hopelessness for many. Hard work is essential, but life doesn’t always play fair—timing, privilaged and exposre are key to success. Take Bill Gates, for example. His brilliance and work ethic were crucial, but having access to a computer at a young age when most didn’t gave him a unique head start. Success often comes from a mix of effort and circumstances; hard work positions you to seize those moments when they appear.

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2024/11/03
08:14 UTC

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Do yall give your SO access to your phone?

Firstly, when i say "access" to the phone, I simply mean. Do they know your passcode? Would you allow your SO to use your phone for a prolonged period without watching them?

Just asking because I thought this was perfectly normal until watching some show on social media and I found the conversation so funny. Im also 34 yrs old though, so maybe Im too far removed from the games but what do yall think?

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2024/11/03
07:58 UTC

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Convince me that workplace flings are as bad as they say they are.

What's that story about you hooking up with a colleague that blew up in your face?

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2024/11/03
07:15 UTC

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Who has more genuine friendships between men and women?

As a man, I admire how close and intimate women friendships can be. It’s like a relationship where they know literally everything about each other 💯

For men, I love how easily we make friends lol. Also I love how I can go 1 year without speaking to my best friend and when we meet we are still 100% best friends and nothing has changed between us at all 😂

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2024/11/03
06:41 UTC

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🌞 Looking to Go Solar? I Do Full Residential Solar Installations with Free Annual Maintenance! 🌞

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2024/11/03
06:39 UTC

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Is age just a number

The dating/relationship pool always has new discoveries.. personally (M) growing up I always felt a man shouldn't date a lady more than his age but that changed a few years back, my perspective changed..as for the ladies Idk if age is a significant issue in choosing someone you'll be dating.. Does age really matter? Is it a deal breaker or not? I'm in my early 20s and I don't mind giving anyone older than me up to 25yrs max, how about you

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2024/11/03
06:28 UTC

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WhatsApp for PC

Does anyone know how to save contacts on Whatsapp for pc without using a phone?

4 Comments
2024/11/03
06:17 UTC

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How do girls break up long friendships like it’s nothing?

There’s 2 girls who I know have been best friends since they were kids, about 10 years now. They’re both beautiful girls and I used to look at their instagrams, both had so many pictures of each other on their page and long posts about how they love each other.

Kidogo I wake up and find they’ve both deleted their many photos and highlights of each other on their pages. What?? I was so invested for some weird reason into their beautiful friendship. Then one of them puts a story about how ‘nothing lasts forever’. A few days later the other posts a picture of her new boyfriend.

How do girls break up that easily, and catastrophically with each other.

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2024/11/03
05:17 UTC

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An excuse for cheating

Would you cheat on your significant other if they were selfish.

Hear me out, let’s say your partner has a job and you don’t, but has never spent a cent on you. Is that a genuine reason to cheat or leave someone?

(They don’t have responsibilities za rent, food, bills and transport btw coz anaishi kwao but Mimi niko nazo and they make above 50k per month net)

Edit: 1. I didn’t cheated on him, I did however think about it at one point. 2. I did leave him. 3. For instance this one time he wanted me to go to his place, sikuwa na enough money and I told him and his response was,”utakuja ukipata.” So think about who’s entitled in this relationship na muache 4. I have talked about it to him countless times and he brushes it off. 5. Okay, I’m immature.

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2024/11/03
05:15 UTC

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Safaricom SIM fraud alert and prevention

SIM cards are being swapped and money stolen from Mpesa accounts by fraudsters. Protect yourself by dialing 100100# and clicking Accept so that your SIM card can only be swapped when you are at a Safaricom shop with your original ID.

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2024/11/03
05:15 UTC

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3 Comments
2024/11/03
05:01 UTC

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Girls like sex just as much as we do.

Recently, I've been working out a bit more and taking better care of myself, hata kama I'm not where I want to be financially and socially (I'm introverted as hell)

I've noticed increased female attention at work to the point where mi hununuliwa lunch na my female coworkers.

😂 Sa huanga funny coz I feel they build up all these expectations in their mind kunihusu but I'm not about having sex na colleagues... Naskia haiendangi vizuri.

So bro, jipe kwa grind na ulenge hawa watu.

When you're ready watajileta tu.

38 Comments
2024/11/03
02:12 UTC

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Cheap Flights Kenya to Dubai

I have this really good friend (in Dubai)who I talked to lately and she doesn't seem to be doing well. She's usually one of those strong people but when I talked to her juzi it seemed (to me at least) that she's struggling a bit.. she's been a really really good friend to me and I want to book one of her close family members a round trip to Dubai cause her birthday is next week and I don't want her to be lonely/ stressed.. anyone who can connect me to cheap flights/ tour to dubai? It's really important to me

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2024/11/03
01:55 UTC

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What do you not like about yourself?

I might spit when I talk. Only notice it when the spit ball is flying towards the person's face. I don't do it regularly, but it's something that I hate when it happens.

34 Comments
2024/11/03
00:01 UTC

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Skill set

Hii, let's talk about rhe best skills. What can you advise someone to invest in? Let's talk fellow kenyans🙂🫀

3 Comments
2024/11/02
22:46 UTC

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Y'all stay safe mahnn

was on tiktok a few days ago saw this meddie say that ukipata njia ujitoe we chukua i totally get it mahn but y'all stay safe mahnn things will get better its a must and when that day comes walai nita🕺🏽

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2024/11/02
20:48 UTC

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Tattoos.

So, I got my first tattoo on Saturday and I am so excited it's ridiculous... I love it more every day... The problem comes in with my parents.. I don't live with them, but I have to hide it from them. Until they see it, then I'll tell them it's temporary... Did you ever hide your first tattoo from people? Also, How long did you get away with it?? Kwanza watu wa ocha wakiiona they'll run mad.

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2024/11/02
20:10 UTC

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PDA

When did you first see pda/people being romantic in public?

My first time was when I was in highschool nilikuwa nimeenda kuchuka bread kwa supermarket. Kupiga corner ya aisle ya mkate, I saw a guy leaning backwards kwa shelf, grabbing (who I assumed was) his girlfriend's nyash and kissing her. Nilipiga tu U-turn nikaenda kubrowse other shelves nikingoja wamalize.

3 Comments
2024/11/02
20:06 UTC

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I fvcked my friend's boyfriend

A rant

So let's call the guy Tag and the girl Flair. I knew Tag way before he was in a relationship with Flair and this guy really wanted me but nilikua namkataa ju alikua boyz wa ex wangu(this was after tuachane na my ex) I didn't want to be the girl mwenye alidinywa na mbogi.

So this Tag guy got together with this shawry, Flair. She knew I was friends with her guy but we didn't talk much. Then there was this one time they were on a break and the guy wanted a shoulder to cry on instead I gave him something to pound on. It happened only one time and just after that I got close with his shawry, Flair. The guilt was killing me. (They got back together from the break after 3 months)

We've become such good friends with the shawry waaah and now there's someone who knows Tag and I slept together and there's a possibility Flair might find out. Our friendship is so good that I fear losing it, it's hard to make new good friends nowadays.

Edit: This happened at the beginning of this year

248 Comments
2024/11/02
19:46 UTC

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Do you believe in God?

Guys , I (M25) am only sharing this here, but the truth is that I gave up on religion, As I grow older, I find myself becoming less and less religious.

I was born into a Catholic household and been following throughout recent events and history, and i have come to realise that religion was merely a tool.

I always follow Roberts Green advice to *Law 38: Think as You Like but Behave Like Others * so when we meet in the streets you'll see me support Christianity and even go to church once in a while but I feel nothing. it’s just that few people would understand, and it takes too much effort to explain myself. - avoid unnecessary conflict.

The whole concept of life after death, for me, seems like a tool to control people with fear and guilt.

But It is important to recognise that Christianity has been really fundamental when I was young. Ilinipea morals to be a good and well-mannered person. This is something that i know i MUST do for my kids someday.

So where am i right now.

Now, my heart resonates more with philosophy. There is this book called Daily Stoic by Ryan Holiday. Its principles—focusing on what we can control, accepting what we can’t, and understanding the impermanent of things—give me peace. So i guess I am a stoic.

Tried learning others , and some of them are really dark. It's also important to recognise what is good for you and what isn't.

I know kuna wenye watateta hapa, but ni sawa. It’s okay. Life is just an experience, and I’m on my own journey of self-discovery. Who knows—maybe one day I’ll find myself going back to religion.

This is me.

53 Comments
2024/11/02
19:24 UTC

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Who still thinks that the moon landings were fake

Like explain your thinking 🤔

59 Comments
2024/11/02
18:56 UTC

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A break from Twitter

Hiyo app jooh inachosha there's too much nonsense content and no matter how hard you try to mute some things they will just reappear 🤷🏾‍♀️

0 Comments
2024/11/02
18:40 UTC

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Virtual Book Club

Are there virtual book clubs in Nairobi? Any links?

3 Comments
2024/11/02
18:40 UTC

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Leave now!!!

Just saw this somewhere and couldn't resist to let y'all know, idk who needs to hear this.. When you're afraid of being alone, you cling to relationships, even if they're destructive or toxic , we're complex creatures, we crave love and connection so deeply that some times we're willing to endure pain to get it, we're drawn to the familiar even when the familiar isn't good for us, we always go back to what we know , even if what we know is pain, you deserve love that doesn't hurt, you deserve relationship that help you grow. Leave that toxic relationship rn!! stop going back again and again!!

41 Comments
2024/11/02
18:36 UTC

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Nipeeni Kazi hata Kama mtanilipa data bundles za mia mbili

Mwenye ako na small online task anipee hata Kama utanilipa bundles. I will appreciate.

0 Comments
2024/11/02
18:15 UTC

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