/r/JustBootThings

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This community is dedicated to cringe-worthy pictures, stories, and videos of service members acting boot. This is not a place for bashing the military. No Law enforcement, EMT's, or any other professions that are not the military unless the specific post involves both the military and another profession.

Remember: Boot is a state of mind.

Boots aren't restricted to junior ranks. Any rank can be posted here, including veterans and civilians.

Dependa or spouse posts belong in r/justdependathings.

Rules:

  1. Remove all personal information. This included usernames of reddit individuals. The only exception would be those considered to be celebrities or well known public figures with verified social media accounts.

  2. Don't ask for personal information and/or doxx individuals.

  3. Do not post screenshots of memes. Any screenshot of a social media post featuring a meme must include additional commentary displaying bootness from OP.

  4. Do not post basic veteran shit like license plates and a single bumper sticker. That's tacky, but not always boot. Think giant black leather jacket with enormous service logo versus "Army of One" patch on jacket.

  5. Boots can be from any branch of the military and from any nation or any orientation or otherwise. No discriminatory language is permitted.

/r/JustBootThings

284,823 Subscribers

63

Corrections boot, Does this count?

47 Comments
2024/03/29
00:12 UTC

317

Guardian Honor AR-15 Defend Spartan Liberty Freedom

23 Comments
2024/03/28
18:57 UTC

792

One of the more Boot things I’ve seen in a while. Everyone knows that navy seals could beat up pro MMA fighters. /s

177 Comments
2024/03/28
18:35 UTC

288

Semfer Fidelis

27 Comments
2024/03/27
23:36 UTC

1,075

“If you’re not Airborne then you wouldn’t understand”

147 Comments
2024/03/27
08:29 UTC

1,344

Boot trying to sell boot t-shirts to other boots

233 Comments
2024/03/26
15:39 UTC

2,686

"we are basically SF at times"

300 Comments
2024/03/23
23:27 UTC

84

This belongs here

24 Comments
2024/03/19
22:54 UTC

1,196

He got this in DEP

81 Comments
2024/03/19
10:28 UTC

128

Id there a such a thing as Non-Boot-Cringe Military Tattoos?

89 Comments
2024/03/19
00:26 UTC

824

Oof

64 Comments
2024/03/18
18:30 UTC

669

Moves like Jagger

115 Comments
2024/03/17
18:41 UTC

1,104

This sub lately

73 Comments
2024/03/17
15:27 UTC

339

"It was a miracle I didn't swing on my DI/DS"

79 Comments
2024/03/14
19:38 UTC

364

Boot Graduation Gift

69 Comments
2024/03/14
01:41 UTC

1,920

To simplify:

74 Comments
2024/03/14
01:07 UTC

718

Gunny

70 Comments
2024/03/13
00:18 UTC

516

Blood on the Risers

39 Comments
2024/03/12
05:12 UTC

8,332

Boots hate these pills

266 Comments
2024/03/11
15:30 UTC

216

Never forget

20 Comments
2024/03/09
15:28 UTC

1,586

Guy I knew from basic posted this on his facebook like first day outa training

130 Comments
2024/03/09
08:45 UTC

582

rearview mirror as useless as the fake propeller at this point

80 Comments
2024/03/08
21:36 UTC

168

Save some junk for the rest of us, JDog.

31 Comments
2024/03/08
16:15 UTC

1,058

If you haven’t seen this one on Facebook yet…

149 Comments
2024/03/08
08:30 UTC

2,495

So disappointing....

238 Comments
2024/03/07
15:15 UTC

146

Spotted In the wild

15 Comments
2024/03/07
02:05 UTC

342

Probably a finance veteran boot

74 Comments
2024/03/06
18:46 UTC

2,001

Invited to a civilian dinner party. Comes in full uniform and wants everyone to call him “Colonel.”

69 Comments
2024/03/05
22:12 UTC

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