/r/JustBootThings

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This community is dedicated to cringe-worthy pictures, stories, and videos of service members acting boot. This is not a place for bashing the military. No Law enforcement, EMT's, or any other professions that are not the military unless the specific post involves both the military and another profession.

Remember: Boot is a state of mind.

Boots aren't restricted to junior ranks. Any rank can be posted here, including veterans and civilians.

Dependa or spouse posts belong in r/justdependathings.

Rules:

  1. Remove all personal information. This included usernames of reddit individuals. The only exception would be those considered to be celebrities or well known public figures with verified social media accounts.

  2. Don't ask for personal information and/or doxx individuals.

  3. Do not post screenshots of memes. Any screenshot of a social media post featuring a meme must include additional commentary displaying bootness from OP.

  4. Do not post basic veteran shit like license plates and a single bumper sticker. That's tacky, but not always boot. Think giant black leather jacket with enormous service logo versus "Army of One" patch on jacket.

  5. Boots can be from any branch of the military and from any nation or any orientation or otherwise. No discriminatory language is permitted.

/r/JustBootThings

286,778 Subscribers

212

Merry Bootmas ya filthy animals, 2024 edition.

30 Comments
2024/12/02
17:19 UTC

218

Finally Blessed on my own FYP

63 Comments
2024/11/30
03:57 UTC

380

Boot who got a General Discharge out of the Army for selling vapes getting trolled on TikTok live

38 Comments
2024/11/30
00:34 UTC

1,061

Boot who got kicked out of the Army for selling vapes to trainees at Fort Jackson is on TikTok live telling Basic Training Stories

114 Comments
2024/11/29
19:15 UTC

294

IYAOYAS

112 Comments
2024/11/27
21:05 UTC

0

Very threatening dishonorably discharged Wendy’s worker letting him know.

27 Comments
2024/11/26
19:31 UTC

175

Alright, what do we think?

53 Comments
2024/11/25
17:38 UTC

479

I’m not even sure what to say about this

71 Comments
2024/11/25
15:05 UTC

726

He’s gonna go fight Putin all by himself

93 Comments
2024/11/24
21:30 UTC

0

Boot, Stolen Valor, or Costume?

16 Comments
2024/11/24
20:43 UTC

40

Just for you, boys!

11 Comments
2024/11/24
03:41 UTC

1,237

Spotted at a rave in STL

139 Comments
2024/11/24
02:18 UTC

222

Make the military a career and be boot literally the entire time #DoBoth

95 Comments
2024/11/23
20:56 UTC

507

did they lower the age req for enlisting?

131 Comments
2024/11/23
12:56 UTC

234

Great lover.

38 Comments
2024/11/21
19:26 UTC

259

are people not self aware?

50 Comments
2024/11/21
00:11 UTC

559

TYFYS reupload with sound bc it makes it so much better.

85 Comments
2024/11/20
23:41 UTC

695

Ok Top, we'll do your stupid video.

94 Comments
2024/11/15
20:14 UTC

574

Am I the only one with second hand embarrassment?

186 Comments
2024/11/15
11:20 UTC

547

Discount boot part 2

51 Comments
2024/11/14
09:54 UTC

296

Good luck with that

53 Comments
2024/11/14
03:47 UTC

284

think i could cash this?

41 Comments
2024/11/13
03:04 UTC

403

No Ragrets (USMC)

39 Comments
2024/11/12
02:33 UTC

290

Why do TRADOC soldiers think they need this?

113 Comments
2024/11/10
12:34 UTC

564

He makes me feel safe

221 Comments
2024/11/08
04:17 UTC

391

At ease soldier

52 Comments
2024/11/05
22:47 UTC

449

A reply to me on the military subreddit 💀

136 Comments
2024/11/05
01:50 UTC

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