An elderly /r/holdmybeer

Back in my day there were rules:

I. All posts must include an attempted feat and the subject must be elderly. No professional or controlled stunts. "Feat" is construed very loosely in r/holdmyteeth, remember they're elderly and everything becomes a feat for them eventually. Failure is not required per se, a successful feat performed by an elderly person can still be an HMT moment as long as there is a high possibility of failure.
II. No death or gore.
III. If it's NSFW, tag it as such.
IV. No reposts that are in the top 100 posts or less than 4 months old.
V. Posts titles must include "HMT" or "Hold My Teeth"

Other holdmy subreddits:
/r/holdmycosmo
/r/holdmyfries
/r/holdmyjuicebox
/r/holdmycatnip
/r/holdmyredbull
/r/holdmybeaker
/r/holdmyturban
/r/holdmyweave