/r/HailCorporate

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/r/HailCorporate is to document times when people act as unwitting advertisers for a product or a brand with an aim towards raising awareness of the pervasive nature of commercialism in our society and culture.

We have strict "Don't be a jerk" rules that are enforced with immediate banning for violating the rules.

/r/HailCorporate is to document times when people act as unwitting advertisers for a product as well as to document what appear to be legitimate adverts via native advertising.

What acts as an ad, is an ad, no matter if it was put there sneakily or because someone has become inured to a brand so far that they don't even know they are a walking ad.

We have strict "Don't be a jerk" rules that are enforced with immediate banning. The guidelines are more likely to result in a post removal or warning, but breaking them could result in a ban.


RULES
  • Don't use a brand name in title

  • Be civil

  • No name calling or being insulting. Historically people have had a very hard time with that and so we have had to also add as a rule:
  • No Swearing/cursing/cussing. Automod will remove your comment and no one will ever see it.
  • We don't need to explain 'be civil' to you, but if you can't obey this simple rule then you're out.
  • No personal information

    • Doxing, witch-hunting, etc. is a violation of Reddit wide rules and will result in a ban
    • Use the "[/new](r/hailcorporate/new)" function to see if it's already come up before posting.
  • Wash your hands regularly

  • You may be banned for the first offence

    TIPS
    • Replace any brand names (company, product, celebrity, etc.) with something less descriptive, like [COMPANY], [PRODUCT], [CELEBRITY], and so on.
    • Flair your post after making it or it may be removed

    THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND
    • If you don't report a rule violation, we probably won't see it.
    • If you make a post or comment that violates the rules Automod will remove it and no one will ever see it
    • posts about r/gaming, r/movies, r/ama, etc links are not encouraged as we all know that it is filled with advert type posts in their own specific subject. However when a different topic comes up it may qualify. E.g. posts about a soda brand in a television subreddit

    'Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice anywhere,' and because of that /r/hailcorporate condemns the r\bitcoin moderators for engaging in heavy censorship

    The reddit.com of today is different than the reddit.com of the past. Potential for censorship across the website has been realized.
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    8

    [BEVERAGE] seems to be carpet bombing this website with posts

    Fanta, Fanta, and some more Fanta. Eight posts in the past 18 hours, all provoking discussion of this tasty, tasty beverage? Feels like a coordinated advertisement campaign to me.

    3 Comments
    2024/04/16
    00:01 UTC

    2 Comments
    2024/04/15
    17:31 UTC

    142

    Top post on Reddit promotes high-energy celeb appearance on YouTube show to promote new streamed series; post's top comment hijacked by OP to promote the series

    81 Comments
    2024/04/12
    09:50 UTC

    46

    I visited the only [Mc Burger chain] with a blue [Mc letter], hurrrrrrrrrr

    2 Comments
    2024/04/10
    19:44 UTC

    36

    What could be more nostalgic than [FAST FOOD OUTLET]?

    3 Comments
    2024/04/06
    13:24 UTC

    19

    Is this user a chatgpt bot?

    https://www.reddit.com/user/isunil16/

    I read one post and thought the language was too ChatGPTish so I checked their post history and for the past months all of their posts have a link, mostly about books.

    Their much older posts have a different style and interests, there's a few years gap between what seems like normal posts and bot posts. Feels like someone sold their account to a company which runs ad bots.

    I figure the company has bots looking for chances to drop a recommendation, individually targeted advertisement passing as word of mouth. They use Gen AI to write some fluff around the link drop.

    I wonder how long before the writing style loses that AI stench. Maybe more sophisticated bots have already lost the stench and we don't even notice.

    4 Comments
    2024/03/30
    09:13 UTC

    32

    AITA for writing and publishing [BOOK] that I’m selling on [DELIVERY COMPANY]? It’s about narcissists which I’ve studied for and known about for years and turns out my partner is one too and never showed even one single sign OMG Read between the lines I need MONEY.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/s/P8sOiRubba

    Dates him for 4 years and not one sign. Immediately leaves him even though they live together and "everyone" supports him and not her. Super shy about posting the link to the book, gets over it real quick.

    It's just not how someone in these types of relationships acts. Usually there's a million signs and they go back to them, and excuse the behavior, ESPECIALLY if they dont have support of friends and family.

    Just Read between the lines. She just needs money. She doesn’t need support, she needs people to buy her book and give her MONEY. If you buy her book and give her MONEY you’ll support her creative writing habit and her future novels (which she referenced wanting to write in comments), today!

    A common theme I also notice is men bad with these posts which (is annoying as an AMAB abuse victim) also brings me to my next point …

    HOLY SHIT I FOUND A BLURB FROM THE AMAZON LINK THAT PROVES ITS ALL FAKE

    The Amazon link makes it seem like the writer is male, when the post claims to be 29F.

    From the book description:

    This book is dedicated to all the courageous women who have weathered the storm of heartbreak. To you, I extend my sincerest apologies. Far too often, men's selfishness obscures the ripple effects of our actions. Yet, despite the pain, let us not close our hearts entirely. Instead, may this dedication serve as a beacon of hope, urging us to remain open to the possibility of discovering a love that is truly sincere.

    What the fuck? So not only lying about the entire fucking husband story, but also basically ignoring men’s experiences and demonizing them and being a white knight.

    2 Comments
    2024/03/26
    19:05 UTC

    37

    Oh, let me just randomly drop this "new app" name

    1 Comment
    2024/03/23
    23:58 UTC

    178

    Pharma company hosts fake AMA ads with locked posts and uses fake or bought accounts to comment on them. They are lazy and forget to cover their tracks so this implicates other fortune 500 companies who use this advertising firm.

    I got bored and was gonna comment an inappropriate comment on an ad that had comments but it turned out they locked the post, so I did some more digging and most of the comments and upvotes are fake.

    This is deceptive and I would have brushed it off but this is pharma? Isn't there some law about false advertising and ad fraud with pharma companies in particular? It would be a shame if someone reported this blatant manipulation to the SEC.

    So, I compiled a spreadsheet with all of the ad accounts that I deem suspicious and you can make up your mind. This is just one for one the ads though. I noticed these same accounts also primarily comment on locked ads with similar comments and nothing else and that seemed odd so I listed those ad campaign links along with those shill accounts that commented on the first ad post i found, out of niche I should add.

    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YX5pyvauYLYFmNRfpjCHg6IH_6uZNL4J7PG7vrimVlk/edit?usp=sharing

    I'd like to add more to this and investigate some of the other ads I found with the same accounts shilling but this already took an hour or two.

    17 Comments
    2024/03/21
    23:28 UTC

    17

    [Game] devs spent more on marketing... including this post.

    4 Comments
    2024/03/20
    20:44 UTC

    78

    Beach shower that looks like a giant branded soda dispenser on the front of r/pics

    8 Comments
    2024/03/18
    18:44 UTC

    0

    Meme format that literally restates an advertising slogan

    2 Comments
    2024/03/18
    07:40 UTC

    193

    "Reddit Pro will change the way businesses interact on our platform...brands [are] already getting more comfortable and acting like redditors – even mastering the art of the troll – all while building an authentic community around their brand."

    30 Comments
    2024/03/14
    03:03 UTC

    31

    You know what movies need more of? Ads of course! Let’s use A.I. to add product placement.

    3 Comments
    2024/03/12
    08:16 UTC

    28

    That quirky sexy story? I have a quirkier sexier story involving Le [PRODUCT]!

    4 Comments
    2024/03/03
    08:30 UTC

    33

    [Product] saved my kids' life. Comments from trusted professionals with relatively new accounts.

    3 Comments
    2024/03/02
    03:26 UTC

    70

    Caught my kid before opening a third brand new bottle of BBQ sauce and I've conveniently lined them all up in a row with the label facing outward for you to see that I am not a liar. P.S. My son, who is just out of frame, is having the time of his life.

    4 Comments
    2024/02/28
    07:11 UTC

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