clean is NOT as fun as dirty

Get those glasses checked, b

Trying to get that "gay but has titties" tone.

I like to decorate mine for the seasons; thanksgiving is coming up and I’ve glued little pumpkins and squashes to the sides with little cinnamon stick accents. As a bonus, it smells really nice once the PSU starts to warm up.

Doing this got me thinking of wrapping the board in denim and putting little Ugg boots on the rubber feet too.

What do you good dudes do to spiff up your pedal boards?

Only SFW (safe for worship) safe ideas please, if I can’t bring it to church then it’s no bueno and I don’t want you to comment on my post. I’m hoping to wow pastor Tim next week so maybe he’ll let me play in the band during service.

I have a pedal on my board that literally sends X-Rays into my brain when I step on it. I get a hot sensation and dizzy after a while of having it on but I just get zero inspiration from it. I don’t feel inspired to write a new song, or play because it’s just on my board. I don’t know what to do, because whenever I hit it I get sick or get an ulcer in my mouth or something.

If this keeps going I’m going to just maybe commit myself to hospice or end of life care. It sounds great I just don’t feel inspired.

Need tonpull the trigger on another purchase before my wife divorces me and takes half of my axes, I need THE best OD to go between my les paul and my cranked marshall? Fulltone? Vertex? Are these good? Need something that I can crank to get the chicks at the jam session

Felt a bit of shame using such a blatant clone pedal. I mean cloning the circuit is one thing but they copied the name and font 😬

I want a pedal that's going to color the fuck out of my tone.

I want my tone to be indistinguishable from the input.

I want it to be like a fucking prism for my tone.

I want this shit to be opaque.

I want it to give my tone PTSD, to leave it catatonic and fearing human touch.

Also nothing boutique or over $200.

Talk(box) T-Wah coming soon

As the title says

I bought a new Tube Screamer, and my wife was a total bitch about it. I think she’s on her period.

She keeps talking to me about finances, and just as a release I buy a tube screamer. I have a measly collection of 15 with different but she won’t have it. She keeps saying we don’t have the money, but I know we do because I am able to buy them. If we didn’t have money it wouldn’t let me buy them. She’s making me feel crazy.

I don’t know how to set boundaries, I keep saying I’ll listen to her, then I go and everything is fine. Then I buy a tube screamer cause we have money, and she totally throws a fit.

What the fuck do I do y’all? How can I tell her she’s being a PMSing bitch, but without her turning it around and calling me sexist or saying I don’t respect her?

Also I hope Josh Scott releases every version of individual bonsai tree circuits, so that way I can buy more.

This is a good deal right?

A bargain at a mere £11.2m per pedal!

Low/high gain stages, low/med/high and DEFINITELY something a little weirder, even if you don't want. Everybody can tell, it all sounds different, and stacking 9 dirt pedals into each other is unlocking the magic secret toan for you.

That's all!