Posting here even though this isn't really a circle jerk because I know this dude is on r/flipping.

Bidding in an online auction. Bidding gets up to $650, which is where I stop. With buyer's premium that's $780. Guy puts the item up for auction on ebay and it sells for $500, $435 after fees.

Nice flip bro!

It occurs to me that the title should have been gnippilf.

What do you sell?

Here’s a bunch of stuff you could make money on that I don’t use anymore. The printer doesn’t work but I’m sure someone will give you good money (not bad money) for it

It's been at least an hour since someone asked, so I thought I better post.

link

I am far too lazy to Google it and askacpa banned me but hoping someone here will tell me what I want to hear.

So here it goes. I sell a kdkshahebr838483 which is totally illegal to sell anywhere in the world so eBay banned me after warning me repeatedly and my block and the two adjoining blocks are filled with 3 letter agency vans. I have called eBay support so many times that they black listed my area code I need to know which line of tax form 1069 the hundred thousand bitcoins I paid to the cartel goes into?!? Also how do I prevent them from shooting my pack of rescue pit bulls?

Scam rules per eBay type subreddits that I have noticed in the last year are as illogical as follows.

Buyer messages before sale, might be a scam. Buyer messages after sale, might be a scam. Buyer messages before delivery, might be a scam. Buyer messages after delivery, might be a scam. Buyer has an account too new, might be a scam. Buyer has an account too old, might be a scam. Buyer has too little feedback, might be a scam. Buyer has too much feedback, might be a scam. Buyer has an address in a city, might be a scam. Buyer has an address in the country, might be a scam. Buyer offers too little, might be a scam. Buyer offers too much, this is actually usually a scam. Buyer pays too fast, might be a scam.

The real rule you should follow is never take a sale outside eBay and it’s almost never a scam unless you are a new seller selling something in a high value high scam category.

r/YoutubeResellerDrama is the place to discuss all things related to Youtube resellers. Hope to see you there!

I shipped something to a buyer using packing peanuts.

Little did I know they had a peanut allergy.

They’re obviously trying to murder me. What should I do??

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I could buy this for half the price brand new and not pay any shipping. Your asking price is way too high, and nobody is going to pay that. Seriously, they sell brand new here at a third of the price you’re asking. So, just accept my offer that exceeds the price I would pay if I purchased it locally (brand new, mind you), because otherwise you’re not going to sell it. Nobody is going to buy it; NOBODY. It’s my offer or nothing. WHAT? You didn’t accept my offer?? You’re delusional, so here’s a higher offer that still exceeds what your item, brand new, sells for in my area. I wouldn’t even have to pay shipping if I bought it new in my area, you’re ridiculous!

(PS: I sold it full price an hour after I blocked this user / buyer)

I tested it to boot to Windows! That means it’s fully functional! Sure, it may say “SMART failure predicted” when booting up, but if there was an actual failure it wouldn’t work right?? Sure, the battery might be bulging so hard it warped the case, but that just means it’s bigger and can store more power! Sure, the fans might run at 100% on idle, but that’s because the processor is really good and needs all that cooling! What a fucking scammer guys! Why is eBay full of crooks!

I can safely say there are no more red quesadilla makers in the whole state of Ohio. I have around 13000 of them and I'm going to take Cinco de mayo by storm. At an average purchase price of $4.21, selling for $20 a pop and shipping first class 1 oz (don't tell usps they sleepin!) I figure I can make a tenner on each one.

Happy hunting boys

...and I have not laughed this hard since before my husband died. Thanks, and keep up the good jerking!

It’s money laundering. It’s always money laundering. Unless it may be money laundering, in that case it is definitely money laundering.

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I needed a 100" x 100" x 100" box, and I happened to find one while driving down 18th street westside in LA. It was just in the middle of the street! It had some blood on it, but I wiped it off and now my awesome flip of the century is all set!

BTW, it's an industrial butt scrubber machine, model 502-666-69. I bought it for $5 and sold it 10 minutes later for $5,000. I am telling you about this model specifically, but please don't buy them when you are out. I trust you will save it for me. I will make up for the one I missed by selling 25 calculators and a few vidya game tapes. It's great!