/r/feanordidnothingwrong

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A subreddit dedicated to the creator of the Silmarils themselves, Fëanor son of Finwë.

/r/feanordidnothingwrong

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valar prefer melkor over our boy fëanor

things as they were

only facts

melkor destroyed the two trees and tortured and massacred elves.

melkor also attacked animals. that must include puppies and canaries

valar pardon him and make him live with elves

now fëanor:

creat jewels and wants to kill dark lord. the teleri business wasn't good but well valar indirectely genocided númenóreans too so

and what do the valar do? they force fëanor to spend all his existence in the halls of mandos

so:

melkor: kills everything - gets pardon and to live with elves and the rest

fëanor: only kills teleri - gets life sentence

ERGO: the valar preferred melkor

what do you think. this is only to open debate and critical analysis of silmarillion thank you

edit: grammar and vocabular

4 Comments
2024/11/18
19:29 UTC

185

Why are the Teleri so dramatic?

Why do people get so up in arms about the thing at alqualondë, sure "kinslaying" sounds bad, but Feanor just gave the teleri the oportunity to take some time of and go visit the halls of Mandos to go and see some cool caves. This is clearly not a bad place to be as Feanor himself chose to spend the rest of his time there. In actuality Feanor was doing the Teleri a favor.

9 Comments
2024/10/16
21:51 UTC

50

Can I get some more detail?

I find this sub hilarious and awesome, thank you all! But can someone lay out the arguments in defense of Feanor? All I see is great memes, but I kind of want an explanation/defense so I can better defend him

19 Comments
2024/10/08
01:32 UTC

27

I NOW HAVE A COMPUTER WITH A NUMERIC KEYBOARD SO I CAN UTILIZE AN ALT CODE

I AM UNÞTOPPABLE

21 Comments
2024/09/17
13:08 UTC

228

dreamt it was called the sigmarillion. this image flashed before my eyes and then i woke up

8 Comments
2024/09/16
04:36 UTC

270

Could they explain this bit to us?

11 Comments
2024/09/11
17:10 UTC

243

is that too much to ask for?

3 Comments
2024/09/10
17:31 UTC

189

Life is not easy for Feanor

4 Comments
2024/09/08
19:07 UTC

125

It's all Eren again

4 Comments
2024/09/05
16:02 UTC

89

We need an armada to fulfill the oath

3 Comments
2024/08/30
17:26 UTC

108

Everybody wanted to rob Feanor

5 Comments
2024/08/29
20:34 UTC

10

Why do all my posts get deleted?

I hope at least the mods will read this one? I noticed all my posts got deleted for some reasons and I can't post anymore, I wasn't warned or told anything so could I get an explanation please?

11 Comments
2024/08/27
21:16 UTC

153

Well...

18 Comments
2024/08/04
07:13 UTC

235

The one and only truth

3 Comments
2024/07/12
14:18 UTC

75

Simple mathematics

0 Comments
2024/05/02
04:14 UTC

225

Ez case for Saul, Fëanor doesn't even need a lawyer to win this case

6 Comments
2024/04/07
21:31 UTC

122

Why did Finrod disobey Feanor? Is he stupid?

Hail Feanor! I was just reviewing his speech in Tirion as I do on a daily basis and Feanor very clearly orders "Say farewell to your treasures!" Yet the histories state that Finrod "brought more treasures out of Tirion than any other of the princes of the Noldor". Nor did Finrod's insubordination stop there, for as we know he participated in a very illegal quest to retake a Silmaril.

Why is this criminal known as the fairest and most beloved of the House of Finwe? No doubt because he had enough illegal treasure to bribe the loremasters of Middle Earth!

5 Comments
2024/03/28
17:48 UTC

89

Sons of Feanor, ranked

  • #1 - Umbarto/Amrod - first to die for the glorious cause, praise him with great praise.
  • #2 - Celegorm and Curufin - teamwork makes the dreamwork, no repentance, no ragrets.
  • #3 - Caranthir - dolla dolla bills, and f*ck the sons of Finarfin.
  • #4 - Ambarto/Amras - mediocre at best but at least he didn't repent.
  • #5 - Maglor - kind of a li’l bitch, loyalty to the cause grows ever more suspect.
  • #6 - Maedhros - gave the crown to Fingolfin so clearly the worst of the bunch. Overcompensates with mass kinslaying but no massacre can make up for this betrayal of Feanor the once and future king of the Noldor.

Sons of Feanor by chillyravenart

8 Comments
2024/03/19
14:57 UTC

212

ERU’S STRONGEST!

6 Comments
2024/03/17
19:48 UTC

208

The most innocent man in Arda

9 Comments
2024/02/26
20:37 UTC

51

Just curious

Not gonna lie, I laughed as one fey when I saw this is the second autocomplete that comes up when I type "Feanor" into Google. Why is this? Are people searching for convincing arguments, or hoping for new discoveries of Feanor's goodness? Are the sons of Feanor running Google?

https://preview.redd.it/035x7c5mn8ic1.png?width=816&format=png&auto=webp&s=65d529efe95a6f4296838873ec60a3bbba1e3b35

7 Comments
2024/02/12
23:48 UTC

0

Feanor was a little bitch.

Galadriel knew what was up.

32 Comments
2024/02/06
03:45 UTC

54

Morgoth Bigsad

0 Comments
2024/01/16
01:01 UTC

185

ye

3 Comments
2023/12/02
16:29 UTC

183

The Teleri Were Absolute Jabronis

In the bliss of Valinor, before the Trees were destroyed, "Many jewels the Noldor gave [the Teleri] , opals and diamonds, and pale crystals, which they strewed upon the shores and scattered in the pools, marvelous were [the Teleri's beaches] in those days"

So you're telling me that the Noldor gave the Teleri tons of precious gems, which these jabronis just threw on the fucking ground and in the fucking water? And when the Noldor came to them in their utmost need to borrow some fucking boats, these dicks had the audacity to say no? The nerve of these assholes. So glad they got kinslayed. Feanor did nothing wrong.

12 Comments
2023/11/24
18:52 UTC

114

olwe's an idiot

1 Comment
2023/11/15
02:32 UTC

146

What he was always meant to be

2 Comments
2023/11/05
16:01 UTC

74

What do you mean something happened on Alqualondë during Y.T. 1495

0 Comments
2023/11/02
00:02 UTC

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