/r/enlightenedclockmen
THE FOOLISH BIRDMEN WILL NEVER SEE OUR TIMED ADVANCES.
THIS IS THE PLACE FOR ALL ENLIGHTENEDCLOCKMEN AND THOSE MENACED BY THE VILE BIRDMEN.
TO ANY WHO SEEK TO HAVE TIME ON THEIR SIDES, THE ENLIGHTENEDCLOCKMEN WILL CONSIDER A REASONABLE ALLIANCE WITH GREAT THOUGHT.
ALLIANCES HAVE BEEN FORMED TICKTOCK:
/r/orderofthesnake
/r/madmudmen
/r/747thworldpirates
/r/twicegreatskysquids
/r/enlightenedcatmen
ENEMIES TO BE VANQUISHED ARE TICKING AWAY AT THEIR LAST VILE MOMENTS: /r/enlightenedbirdmen
TIC TIC TIC THERE IS A FORMER ALLIANCE WITH THE /r/HyenaClan, HOWEVER CURRENT ALLEGIANCES ARE YET UNKNOWN AS THEY ARE ALLIED WITH THE VILE BIRDMEN. THEY WILL BE CONTACTED PROMPTLY TO VERIFY WHERE THE ALLIANCE STANDS. TICK TOCK TICK TOCK.
THESE ARE OUR SOMEWHAT RELATED BRETHREN /r/clockpunk
/r/enlightenedclockmen
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Waddup my tickas
13:12 UTC
Where my fellow clocks at?
Don't tell me you've all deserted. We had something here. Something with potential. Don't let it go to waste.
16:46 UTC
Flutter
flutter flutter flutter
23:45 UTC
what the hell is going on here
what the fuck what the fuck why are you all so terrifying
09:11 UTC
TICK I HAVE SENT AN INVITATION TICK TO 0OER, MAY THEY FIGHT ON OUR SIDE TICK
06:05 UTC
Flutter flutter, we must keep moving!
23:32 UTC
Flutter flutter I am moth, I am part of “The Lost Ones” looking for home. I am ally.
00:35 UTC
birdmen killed our legendary bogan hero
13:33 UTC
TICK TOCK, GOES THE CLOCK
Cousins, we must take this world. Let us rise up!
00:51 UTC
I have transformed the bird men must parish long live the clock men
00:56 UTC
TICK TOCK
IF HER AGE IS ON THE CLOCK SHE'S READY FOR THE REVOLUTION
12:18 UTC
Do you accept an alliance with r/AngeredAxolotls?
We must help you defeat the birdmen! We may be small, but we only have been established today. The birdmen will be gone once and for all!
01:56 UTC
24TH, birds hate clocks but mudmen GAR make then for fun. Join us in the final battle. The GAR sky rats must be ended. They will try and decide their own time if not.
20:13 UTC
SCREEEE WE ENLIGHTENED BIRDMEN SHALL RIP OUT YOUR GEARS CAW CAW AND ROOST IN YOUR BODIES!!
!SCRAAAAW YOUR PENDULA WILL BE WOVEN INTO OUR NESTS AS SPOILS OF WAR CAAAAAW! WE WILL DESTROY YOU AND ROOST IN YOUR WOODWORK SQUAK!!! WE WILL PRAISE THE ALL-FATHER AS WE RAISE OUR YOUNG SCREEEEEE IN THE NESTS IN YOUR HOLLOW CORPSES SQUAAAAAA!!!!
17:45 UTC
I CAN ONLY SPEAK FOR THOSE WHO WILL LISTEN
MOOOOOO I AM A COW BUT I CAN NOT SPEAK FOR THE COWS, ONLY FOR THOSE MOOOOO WHO SUPPORT THE STRUGGLE AGAINST THE BIRDMEN. I WILL SOON BE CAPTURED IF I AM SEEN AS ANY WORTHY THREAT, THOUGH I MAY BE CONSIDERED MEDIOCRE. I ENLIST ALL WHO ARE WILLING AND BOVINE TO SUPPORT AND HELP PREVAIL THE SMALL GROUP OF COWS LEFT LIVING MOOOOOOO!!!
05:09 UTC
TICK TOCK CHEESE TOCK TIC
TOCK TICK TICK TOCK I BELIEVE CHEESE IS THE FOOD OF THE CLOCKMEN TICK TOCK TOCK TICK CHEESE AGES WITH TIME TO BECOME TASTYER TOCK TICK TICK TOCK WE CAN HAVE INSTANT TASTY CHEESE TICK TOCK TOCK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TOCK TOCK TOCK TOCK
05:16 UTC
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15:41 UTC
Tick May I join the enlightened click men? Tock
Tick I wish to fight against the dirty mudmen tock
22:00 UTC
How do I become one of you?
Is there an initiation or something?
20:07 UTC
HΞŁŁФ ШłsΞ ФЛΞs
ł Λm mΞЯΞŁЏ ΛЛ ФБsΞЯvΞЯ. ÐФ ЛФt młЛÐ mΞ
07:11 UTC
Tick Tock Spotted A Filthy Birdman In The Wild And Put Him In His Place, Here Is A Victory Poem
Tick Tock Tick Tock
For Two Birds Use One Rock
March And Wind In Clockwork Fight
And Soon The Birds Will Take No Flight
06:19 UTC
Tick...Tock......Tick...
Wind Wind Wind
Tick Tock Tick Tock
06:32 UTC
Tick. The clocks have grown silent. Tock.
They must be wound.
Tick.
18:30 UTC
Tick tick. Do not trust the turtles
They need more adjectives.
Tock.
19:36 UTC
GAR GAR ENLIGHTENED CLOCKMEN, WE HUMBLY CALL UPON YOU TO HELP US CONQUER /r/A_Hilltop WITH YOUR STRATEGIC GENIUS GAR GAR
01:58 UTC