https://img00.deviantart.net/41a1/i/2014/212/e/4/vampire_squid_bat_by_bennykusnoto-d7t2zq0.jpg SQUEEK SQUERM

Yup they is dead. Most of the subreddit is birdmen propaganda and the original mudmen died out eons ago. Those who still live are being hunted by the bird men

THE ENEMY IS SURROUNDED, SQUIBBLE SQUIB, OUR SUPERIOR STRATEGY AND CUNNING PLOTS HAVE BROUGHT US TO THE POINT OF SUMMONING, SQUIBBLE SQUIB! ONLY ONE BEAK MAY RULE THE SKY! NONE SHALL TEAR US ASUNDER SQUIB!

DEATH TO THE USURPERS, SQUIB!

Squib Squibble. I, being a Dwarf Sky Kraken and therefore a stranger to these lands, seem to have wandered into very strange skies indeed. Where elsewhere I find peace and joy spread throughout the inky blackness here I can only find death and silence brought at the hands of strange, winged devils who fight so viciously over what appear to be little more than large dirt mounds. All in the name of some pagan deity they call the All-Father. And yet I find no friends to match these be-winged heathens save for small bands of strange dirt things fighting desperately for their homes in the before mentioned dirt mounds while all scholarly records of the Ascended Almost-Kraken tell of how the built great ships and flew into the inky blackness. Now upon witnessing this I am forced to inquire, Dafuq?

YOU SHALL BE CAST ASUNDER TO THE EARTH NEVER TO SCREEEEEE POLUTE THE SKY AGAIN SCREEEEEEEEEEE

We bring fruitful gifts from our home, the /r/bOuNdeDlAnDs.

I, A FRESH HATCHLING WISH TO ENTER THE GRAND AND HOLY RANKS OF THE SKYSQUID.

OUR ALLIES HAVE FALLEN SILENT.

THE MOTION OF THE ABOMINATION'S SCREECHES DISTURB MY SKIN AND MY CHROMATOPHORES SPIRAL WILDLY.

WE MUST LEAVE THIS PLACE AND REGATHER OUR STRENGTH!

WE MUST NOT SQUIB WE MUST NOT SQUIBBLE WE CAN NOT FAIL. WE MUST NOT FALL WITH THE SILENCE OF OUR ALLIES!

THE SHIP FORETOLD HAS BEEN BUILT, HAS BEEN STOCKED WITH TWO OF EACH OF OUT KIND, HAS BEEN FILLED WITH IRADI KELP WRAPED MULLSKS. AND IS BOUND FOR NOWHERE WE CAN SQUEREE.

THIS MAY BE THE SQUAGE OF THE THRICE GREAT! OR WE MAY DIE.

BETTER THAN THE LAST SQUAGE OF THE FISHMEN, WHERE THEY HUDDLED BENEATH THE WAVES AND KEPT SILENT. WHILE WE FED.

WE ONCE BLOTTED THE SKY!

LET US NOW BLOT THE STARS AND USE OUR SACKS TO EXCHANGE O2 WITH THE HORRID AIR. LET US CONTINUE IN SQUATEVER ENDEAVOR THE GREATER HAS IN STORE.

WE ARE STOCKED,WE ARE READY.

WE WILL DEPART TOMORROW AND SQUELCH EVERY BLOT WE CAN WRAP OR TENTACLES AROUND OR NASH WITH OUR BEAKS. WE WILL FEED.

WE WILL *BREED * MULTIPLY IN THE CRUCIBLE AND HORRID CROWN OF STARS!

WE WILL RETURN AND CRUSH THE BIRDMEN ONE THOUSAND FOLD.

SQUIBBLE SQUA SQUIB SQUELCH.

AND OUT OF DARK NOTHINGNESS WAS CREATED THE WATER BREATHER, AND LO, HE WAS BORED. THEN NEXT WAS THE AIR BREATHER CREATED AND UNTO THE WATER BREATHER WAS IT COMMANDED ‘THOU SHALT PERSECUTE HIM AND THEREBY SHALT THY BOREDOM BE VANQUISHED.’

AND THOU SHALT GO FORTH INTO THE VASTNESS OF SPACE AND SO SHALL YE SPREAD MY WORD, AND WITH LOVE COMMITEST MASS GENOCIDE IN MY NAME.

REFLECT UPON THYSELF AND BE APPALLED! FOR ART THOU NOT THE ACCURSED ABOMINATION? AND SO SHALL I RAISETH MY TENTACLE AND SMITE THEE!

ALAS UPON MY RETURN I HAVE SEEN BUT A SHELL OF THE ONCE PROUD ALLIANCE I ONCE THRIVED WITHIN. AS I SQUIBBLE IN THESE DARK DAYS I MUST ASK; IS THIS WAR LOST?

WE ARE THE /r/enlightenedcatmen AND WE HAVE COME TO REQUEST AN ALLIANCE SO THAT WE MAY FIGHT THE BIRDMEN!!! MEOWWW!!!

I SEE THAT YOU HAHAHAHEHEHE MAGNIFICENT SQUIDS ARE HAHHAHHAHEEHE ALLIED WITH THE MUDMEN HEHEHAHHA

I HAVE REQUESTED AN ALLIANCE EHHEHEHAHHA FROM THEM AND AM REQUESTING HEHHAHAHHA THAT WE MAY ALLY AS WELL HEHEHAHHA

I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE SQUIB THE FORMATION OF THE SKY SQUID NATIONALIST SQUIB GOVERNMENT. THROUGH SQUIBBLE UNITY WE WILL RECLAIM THE SKY SQUIBB SQUIBBLE SQUIB! ALL COMMUNICATION WILL BE MONITORED TO PREVENT THE USURPERS FROM SQUIBBLE TAKING THE THOUGHTFREEDOM WE HAVE LEFT SQUIBBLE SQUIB.