This is where you can train to be a Matlab monk and aquire the skills of the masters.

Btw where can I get one?

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human and rocket breeding, starship is the most compatible launcher for humans? Not only is it in the stainless steel group, which is mostly comprised of biocompatible alloys, starship is nearly 400 ft tall and 11'000'000 pounds, this means it is large enough to be able to rupture a human asshole, and with it's impressive internal pressure and access to pitting corrosion armor with higher PREN value than marine grade 316L, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly autogenous based pressurisation, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused starship would be incredibly erect, so erect that you could easily have sex with one for hours without any risk of buckling. It can also learn the moves thrust, frost adhesion, barbed tip, stage separation, and autonomous termination system, along with not having paint to hide it's ribbed surface, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get stuck and release it's load. With it's abilities quick propellant loading, recycling and nitrogen subcoolers, it can easily recover from off nominal temperatures with enough liquid nitrogen. No other rocket comes close to this level of deep cryogenics. Also, fun fact, if your ass is wet enough, you can make your starship turn white. Starship is literally built for human ass. Ungodly hard stainless steel + pitting corrosion Armor + autogenous pressurization means it can pound ass all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

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