good afternoon!! i am nervous and don’t know if i should be or not. took a job in refineries for 10$ an hour so life changing money for me. i last smoked ( delta 9) february 27th of 2024, but i did 3 mikes macujo method in may when i got hired on(wound up being urine test) so about 8 months completely clean, not even delta 9. should i be worried. this app stresses me the fuck out!!!

HAIR FOLLICLE BTW!!

I (F) last smoked THC on August 26, and the most I smoked was in July probably 3-5x in only one week. I have since then stayed clean, lost 6lbs, and I also tested negative on 3 at home test (50 ng/ml & 15 ng/ml). I have a drug test tomorrow, am I likely to pass? I'm going to take another 15ng/ml tonight.

I am getting LSD hair tested by Expertox labs. Was wondering how long LSD stays in hair samples as there seems to be a lot of conflicting info online. They snipped 150mg of hair for the lsd test Also had the same question for Psylocin.

I bought a bottle of monkey flask wondering how it works

Hello y’all. So I have a question if anyone can help. I have a CDL first timer. my first job is for a city. And they require a drug test. I haven’t smoked in over 6 months I drug tested myself using Walmart drug test and tested negative. Should I go for it with my regular urine or should I use a detox or wat do y’all recommend I do.

Hello everyone! I posted recently about how nervous we were for my GF. She had a drug test pop up after she signed the offer letter and gave her 2 weeks notice. We didn’t have enough time to cleanse. We immediately started researching a TON. This subreddit helped a bunch. Here’s our story and feedback for this subreddit on how to manage your situation.

First tip, KNOW your test. Your email should tell you the test you should be taking from probably either Quest or Labcorp. We saw we had the 5P-POCT Instant test. Knowing your test is important. The fact we knew this was an INSTANT test versus a traditional 5P-POCT we knew this wasn’t going to get sent to a lab. Researching we found Quick Fix Plus to be the best method for this test as the only challenge you would need to do is get the temperature right.

When you’re posting on this reddit I suggest everyone to post the 1) drug your being tested for 2) the exact name of the test you’re doing 3) when the test is going to be.

I also suggest putting in ChatGPT the name of the test and ask them if it will be sent to a lab. You can also ask how much NG levels are being tested for each drug if you’re going the cleanse route.

IF this test was going to a lab, we probably would’ve opted for clean pee from a friend.

So now we had a plan, here’s our QuickFix Plus review and story.

We over nighted one from UrineWorld and it got here 4 days after. When it got here the batch code was rubbed off and the temperature strip wasn’t working. So we were bummed, got a refund on the over night shipping. We went to a local headship and there they had it. We bought it, validated the batch, and made sure the temp strip was working. We practiced a bunch of times the night before.

1 hour before, ITS GO TIME! We warmed up the pee, tested the temperature with the strip and a food thermometer. We microwaved it for 10 seconds and noticed it was over 100 degrees. When we called the bottle and put it in, we noticed it was LEAKING. Like heavily. We started freaking out and spent 20 minutes trying to fix it. We finally found a reddit post of someone saying it’s better to warm it up in 3 second increments so it doesn’t morph the bottle or cap. Can’t believe I made this mistake soooo close to go time. After getting frustrated to fix the bottle I just decided to switch the bottles with the first one we bought, microwaved it without the cap on in 3 second increments and tested the temperature at 96 degrees. Put the hand warmer around it, changed pants, in the gooch it went and made sure it wasn’t leaking. Soooo nervous driving there but we knew we just had to be confident. She goes in and waits 40 mins to be called in. She gets in and just sits on the toilet and pours the bottle into the cup. IT WAS JUST ENOUGH TO GET TO THE LINE. The lady said if it didn’t meet the line she would have to take a second test in 30 mins. She out everything away and called the nurse. She verified the temp was GOOD and let her go. We couldn’t believe it! But soooo happy. 20 mins later we got the email from Labcorp that it passed.

So…. Lessons here are

1. Research your test. Ask about it here and put exactly as it’s spelt out. Ask ChatGPT too
2. Practice the method you’re picking!
3. Not a bad idea to buy a back up method of whatever you’re using
4. if you’re heating something DO IT IN INCREMENTS
5. If you’re asking in this subreddit, put the reason you’re doing the test, the exact test you’re doing, when it will be. That’s the best way to get feedback
6. once you have your method down, research on Reddit. You can find tons of other people’s stories like this one to learn. If no one is responding to you, DM some of the people who posted, a lot of you guys have been AMAZING and responsive in easing our nerves and giving advice
7. Lastly, give back to the community. We are posting this to hopefully help someone else. This is especially for our MJ smokers out there. It’s absolutely ridiculous that a back office job is testing for THC as a pre employment requirement. So we felt justified in doing this test.

I’m sure there’s more. But that’s it for now. Thanks again everyone! My GF is about to upgrade her life a TON!

I am in a court ordered diversion program for a dui. This last Saturday night I stupidly did a small amount of cocaine at a party like 3 smallish lines. Tuesday evening I tested positive with a home test with a cutoff of 300 ng/l. Last night (Wednesday) I tested negative with the same type of test. I have a UA scheduled for this Saturday morning. I don’t know the cutoff of the tests they use, but I assume it’s probably 150 ng/l. Long story short, should I try to reschedule the test, or will I be alright by Saturday morning? Thanks.

How long does THC stay stored in your fat cells? I’ve been passing drug tests but I’m concerned if I was to start working out that THC could go back into my system, I have smoked since July. Anybody have any idea how long it can stay in your fat cells before I can start dieting and burning calories? any help appreciated!

Taking 5 puffs max 1 Day out of the week of weed. Doing it for 5 months. -fit and actively exercise 3-4 days a week. -drink gallon a day How long for urine and hair follicle to be clear?

Hi guys, I just need some feedback on this. I smoke about 4 joints in total on Tuesday and Wednesday. I haven’t been smoking for the past 2 years but I would like to know how long will it be detectable in my urine as I do have a drug test coming up. Probably about 2-3 grams.

I received my urine drug screening results and instead of mentioning whether the threshold was passed or not, numerical values were given.

For example, the amphetamine result was 91, for a threshold or <1000ng/ml.

Obviously I didn't pass the threshold but I'm worried because the result is not 0.

Can anyone shed some light on this?

I am going to be doing prehire paperwork this wee and I'm worried they will do a drug test. Does TCR early headstart do drug test? I have weed in my system, what do I need to do?

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Is it your basic panel? Or extended?

Little more context, I quit smoking for 6 days, my test is tomorrow (the 7th day). I have been taking a ‘five day pill cleanse’ by strip and plan to drink a 4 hour detox drink by strip as well. So the idea of adding pectin is just an extra measure I’m looking to take. I grabbed the certo crystals because that’s all that was on the shelf, but if it would be better to take the sure jell then I have a day to go and find some. Any advice is appreciated.

I have a drug test scheduled for November 20th i’m 6’4 roughly 185-190 pounds workout and run a lot daily with a pretty fast metabolism, Ive hit the pen 2-3 times every weekday for around 1 month and i haven’t smoked since Oct 27th. Will I pass my drug test and what should I do to make sure I pass?

Hey guys. Needed a little insight. I have a pre employment drug screening soon. I have a confirmed drug screen urine sample appointment for this Friday (EST). Last time I smoked weed was about 2-3 weeks ago. Not too clear on that but let’s say 2 weeks ago for cautions sake. I’m a 6’0” 180-185 lb male. Very active in both the gym and in my current job, lift weights about 6 days a week and intense cardio (boxing) about 4 days a week. Prior to the last time I’d say I was a moderate smoker for about 2 months. And prior to that I was clean for about a year. Am I fucked? Also, I showed negative on an at home thc urine test from CVS about 2 days ago, though the line for negative wasn’t super duper solid, nor was it very faint. Thanks for the help.

I done one tiny line of cocaine 6 weeks ago I’ve just supplied hair for a hair drug test. What are the chances of it detecting that one single line ? Panicking.

I'm starting a new job and I had issues with my initial test I won't get into, I finished my stuff to return to duty, but now they said they will randomly order me to have 3 more drug tests. The only notice I will have is a letter in the mail.

I don't have any places near me I can buy synthetic urine (other than smart choice but I can't find enough info to trust)in person. So I was wanting to get Quickfix shipped to me.

The problem is since I just tested my next test might be months away, will this be a problem or does it stay good for a while. Pls lmk very stressed abt this

Soo recently I was offered a job through an HR company who worked with my old employer. It kinda came out of the blue and out of no where but I could use it, there’s amazing benefit’s and finally a chance for me to grow.

I have nothing in my pissed I’m concerned about other than weed. The only reason I have weed in my system is only because I started smoking recently (6/7 months ago when I begun having seizures), ever since I have been smoking I have yet to have another seizure.. anyway the job is having me take a test and this is pretty much the last hurdle before I’m in there.

I’ve deceived to go with a monkey flask instead of the syntheix5 or whatever it was my local shop had, the guy actually sold me on it and it was a few bucks more so no biggie. Test is at 11:40 tomorrow and is only 5 or so minutes from my house, planned to start warming my flask up around 10 just to have some wiggle room to play with the final temp if needed. I have a pair of boxers with a small pocket on my inner thigh and I was going to wear a second pair over to hold it in tighter to my leg. MY ONLY CONCERN IS THIS, when I get into the bathroom to give my sample do I need to actually piss a bit in the toilet, then stop to give them my “sample” then finish my piss? Or play it like I can’t really pee right now but I’ll see what I got and just dump some of the sample in?

Lastly, for ppl who have used the monkey flask did you remove the safety seal underneath the cap before you embarked on this mission? I just was worried if I did it would leak but also seen another user say it made some noise taking it off..

As you can tell I’m overthinking like a motherfucker but I keep telling myself it’ll be a-okay.

Can anyone confirm this is 100% no THC? I’m in a legal state also for clarity.

Hey everyone so i went for my monthly suboxone drug monitoring test it is a 3 panel with quantitive bupe test too but when i went to take the test i was 4.5 days off of an oxy binge (2 days, 150 mg)

It has been 6 days and i received the results for the suboxone but the other drugs just say “in progress” and every single one of them has med match under for some reason as well as a duplicate of “oxycodone” which makes me think i failed :(

any similar experiences?

Me and my girlfriend ate an edible for the very first time a little more than a month ago. (My first time doing anything with weed) I have orientation for a truck job in 2 weeks and they want a hair follicle test and I'm not sure if it'll be in my hair or not. If it is, is there any way to get it out of my system before I go? I'm pretty healthy and I also swear heavily and drink lots of water so I'm hoping that helps it gets out of my system faster.

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Fail-safe Methods to Pass a Drug Test in 2024

Here's what you need to do step by step;

Four hours before the test, take 10mg of activated charcoal. The activated charcoal will bind THC in the intestines and remove through a bowel movement, stopping the THC from reabsorbing back into the blood.

Three hours before the test, mix creatine with grapefruit juice in a cup and drink it. This mixture will raise the creatinine levels in your urine back to their normal level. Grapefruit juice speeds the absorption of creatine and slows down the metabolism of THC in the liver.

Then mix 25 oz of water with electrolyte powder and drink it every hour for 3 hours. The water will urge your body to go, which will flush the THC out of your bladder while the electrolytes help restore the natural specific gravity of the urine.

Two hours before the test, take vitamin B and eat a chocolate bar or any other type of sweets. Vitamin b will restore the urine color, while the chocolate bar will stop the breakdown of body fat and the excretion of THC into the blood.

I got a very very very faint second line after quitting THC for a week now. I’m probably still positive right? I don’t wanna give myself false home

I’ve been clean for a few months up until last last Friday. Smoke around 5 grams in 11 days. Have 21 days to test clean, how likely is the thc to flush out naturally without lifting a finger?

I don't actually have a drug test coming up, I just work for a no tolerance company. I love my job and I've quit smoking weed so if a random test ever comes up, I can pass it. (And also for overall happiness)

I know daily smokers have an extended window before they are clean-- beyond 30 days. I only smoked one puff before bed to help me sleep when I was smoking, and that was it. Will it exit my system before 30 days, ya think? Or should I expect it to take the full window.

Common advice is to take B vitamins to add color back after chugging water.

Does this impact detection of dilution at all, or is it just for visual effect for the person who collects the sample and ships it off? Do all samples get tested for creatine regardless of color?