Hay I told you story i mean history of how I [chaitanya (PBUM)] became Last Prophet of Lord Dinkan. But today I will tell you who was 1st prophet of Lord Dinkan.

The fiction i mean History ( itihas@) starts:

flying spaghetti monster(HNA) was created by Lord Dinkan ( HM ) becouse of creating peace on Relm of earth. But after a while he became greedy and miser. He challenges Lord Dinkan (HM) for a dual. HM first refuses for a dual as he is merciful on his subjects. But he started slapping Lord Dinkan (HM) then our Lord Dinkan (HM) declared war on FSM ( HNA).

Then FSM(HNA) started with choking Lord Dinkan (HM) With his noodly Appendages (iii). He was badly choked 🥵. But our Lord Dinkan (HM) freed himself from FSM's Noodly Appendages in 2 seconds. After that Lord Dinkan (HM) became very angry very very angry And makes his shadow clone ( Kage Bunshin no Jutsu) And starts tossing FSM (HNA). he was toying FSM(HNA) like he is playing with a kid(iv). The battle was so intense they were fighting like a real warrior but there was a great difference between there power.

Then the 206th day started ( 1sec of Lord Dinkan(HM)= 420 years of earth) of the battle, the now took a new turn lord dinkan(HM) started eating Noodly appendages of FSM (HNA) like a beast, turning on everyone watching that scene(v). Then Lord Dinkan(HM) takes transformation of bird( Henge no Jutsu) and started riding FSM(HNA)(vi). After than fight became serious and Dinkan became angry AF (as furious). They used and to hand combat for fighting eachother(vii)

The fight ended after 420 years and Lord Dinkan won the battle and for peace creating peace on earth FSM(HNA) became right hand man of Lord Dinkan(HM). Then, FSM(HNA) became 1st prophet of lord Dinkan(HM).

Acronyms HM- His Miceness FSM - Flying Spaghetti Monster HNA - His Noddly Appendages. PBUM - Peace Be Upon Me

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I was a anti national atheist some time ago.as we debated in my last 2 post.

From 1 i concluded im a hindu atheist From 2 i concluded im a sanghi

But when i was slept yesterday there was a mouse on my chest and he said and i quote " तवं आतं झोपं" it means now you sleep. There is no literal translation of these phrase i slept.

Then im my dream there was no other than our beloved his miceness Lord Dinkan amd he said " तवं मैयं प्रॉफिटं अससि" It means you are my prophet.

Then I was gone to paradise. It was fucking good. You can fuck/ get fucked by anyone you want age/sex/size/height you can choose and how many you want. Not 72 not 1000 unlimited partners not just for male but for female,transe and gays too.

Hell

Everything given above will be there but you don't have consent when and were you are getting fucked.

Why im a prophet 1)Cause im a illiterate man in india 2)im a dark skinned and my name is chaitanya 3) i will be nailed after this post 4) i love to be Naked ( i hate wearing clothes) 5) i have snails on my head Hence proved im rightful to be prophet of Lord Dinkan

Jay shree dinkan! Dinkan ki jai

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Jai Sree Dinkan.

At the school the choir kids at 12 pm would all say "ALL HAIL MIGHTY MOUSE!" at the same time (like the cartoon character) I knew this because of a friend who was in choir. Of course Mighty Mouse is pretty similar to Dinkan the true god, meaning a cult worshipping a rodent superhero formed very far away from Kerala without anyone inside being aware of our religion.

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