/r/darkjokes
r/darkjokes is a place to post dark jokes. Nothing more, nothing less. Because of the nature of dark jokes, this is a NSFW subreddit.
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Dark jokes are jokes that employs farce and morbid humor, which, in its simplest form, is humor that makes light of subject matter usually considered taboo.
Post your dark jokes here! No joke is too dark.
NO BETTY WHITE JOKES ever
We reserve the right to do whatever we want.
/r/darkjokes
My mom would tell everyone she had cancers
Pureed parade
My Uncle didn't beat cancer.
A guy walked into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then took out a perfume bottle and started spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity got the better of him so he walked over to the man and asked him what he was doing.
The man said, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess Who?'"
“But why?" asked the guy.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replied.
He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"
Down the river!! Lmao
So we can tell them apart from the feminists
They are both filled with cream
Illegal touching
Because the killer wanted to make Elizabeth short.
It was wrong on so many levels
Because calling him daddy would blow his cover.
I don’t eat sausage but I love fish
(I was in girl's washroom)
I've never forced a woman to have a beer.
The driver hits a shed.
Virgin mobile
Man i love working at the orphanage.
A suprise adoption
Now it's definitive that I'm at least 6 feet taller than him.
Life and Death.
Bitch I’m a pervert
(not a joke joke but a funny remark)
I'd shoot myself
Dark jokes are like necrophilia. Some of them are dead….and some people like them waaay too much
Not quickly enough.