/r/CrazyIdeas
Is your idea too crazy to work? So crazy it might work? Perfect.
Create super hobos? Elaborate. Invisible spiders? Why not? There are no wrong ideas!
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When purchasing a house, I’m not sure how the logistics of it would work and all but just imagine being able to try the house out for like a week to see if you could imagine living there for the rest of your life. It would be helpful for trying to find flaws with the house you didn’t see during open houses, see how hard it is to clean, if you like the neighborhood, etc.
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What are you a little lamb? That's so cute! By the way everyone thinks your haircut is stupid. Here's a Kit Kat.
We're all going to die.
Let's be real, it always has been a vowel. T, d, g, p, f, n, m, those are real consonants. R can flow right off of those (unlike real consonants) because it's a vowel. You can't pronounce "Bgtd" without adding vowel sounds between each letter, but you can easily pronounce "Brgrtrd", because r is a vowel.
Wake up, people!
E.g. every Wednesday green means stop and red means go.
I'm open to pivoting to other days of the weeks and colors, or even 7 full days/colors, but I don't want to push to hard to early. Let's start off with one day and one color for now.
If they refuse, tell them "i may or may not be armed, but I WILL be seeing my local elected judge today", and they won't have a choice but to x-ray you.
Then your results are a matter of public record, and you can see if there's anything wrong with your skeleton.
If enough people do this, maybe they'll start giving a shit about health care
because it's a dead husk of itself. all the good stuff is missing now and tomorrow it'll always be getting crappier by the day. spinning theater gone, people mover, gondolas, boats....gone and replaced with nothing. last time i went arcade was closed too. half of this shit is just abandoned wasted space. and the old space rockets were more gooder too
I was going to post this on r/ideas because i really don't think it's that outlandish, but this sub has a lot more activity.
Think about prison. The US prison system specifically. it's pretty rough. mass incarceration, essentially slavery, horrible abuses of power and between inmates. some of these things are inherent to the concept, sure, but a lot of current prison problems can be traced back to the private companies running most prisons in America. and tell me, what do private companies love above anything else? revenue.
Sports! football, basketball, the others, it's all very popular. college football and the NFL alone make billions per year. similar figures for college basketball and the NBA. so, what if: we get a prisoners league going. think about this! prisons are like schools. they have lots of people there and each state usually has one. many prisoners spend time working out. put that athleticism to good use! it may start off slow, but give it time.
Money from merch sales, tickets, and whatever else would surely make more than current prison operations. they could improve prison conditions and give them a deserving reform, all while making a profit AND introducing a new league of entertaining sports. i for one would love to watch prison league basketball. would you?
Think about it. You can drink it whenever you want. Bathe in it. Shit in it. Wash your hands with it. Water your garden with it. Wash your car with it. Endless coke zero…
Apple has been naming its MacOS releases after locales in California for some time.
Not sure if we'll ever get MacOS Golden Gate, MacOS Humboldt, MacOS Santa Anita Canyons, MacOS Marina, MacOS Bakersfield Derricks, MacOS Vernon, or MacOS LA River, but I'd love if we could get MacOS Calico, initially named after the now-mostly-defunct mining town...
But then, when a minor update of Calico comes later, Apple can throw in a new wallpaper of a Calico cat, and they can go back to naming new MacOS versions after cats!
A hidden mounted shotgun is installed near the counter, to prevent robbery attempts. If someone tries to rob the cashier then they will be shot by the legs, the bullet can be non lethal, probably a syringe that paralyzes the robber's legs
the shotgun is discreetly mounted near the counter, with a small hole opening for the barrel. To shoot just simply pull the trigger. It's strategically positioned near the robber's legs for the cashier's security
Since Mexico is so much poorer than the USA, what if they USA admitted 1 Mexican state at a time and gave anyone with proof of being born in said Mexican state the ability to live, work, and travel in the USA.
Have a US Mexican border, then have a border checkpoint with the Mexican state of Tamaulipas.
Overtime, the USA invests in 1 Mexican state at a time improving the standard of living until the Mexican state matches a the average us state for quality of life.
Eventually all of Mexico has a GDP per capita similar to the USA and the USA can relax about the USAs southern border problems.
Then the USA can focus on border patrolling Mexicos southern borders, their airports, and maritime borders.
You are not welcome. You are a person, who may possibly be entitled to ownership of welcome. We should switch to the possessive here.