Absolutely. Vaulter White would dominate the underground pole vaulting scene, breaking world records with his chemically-engineered poles. Meanwhile, Yessir Pinkman would be out there in boot camp, reluctantly barking "Yessir!" at every command, wondering how his life spiraled into push-ups and marching drills.

Eventually, they'd cross paths again—maybe at some shady military-funded athletic program. Vaulter White convinces Yessir Pinkman to go AWOL and smuggle government-grade carbon fiber for his next-gen poles. Jesse, torn between loyalty and survival, would begrudgingly agree: "Yo, Mr. White, this better not blow up in my face like everything else you do, alright?"

Of course, chaos would ensue, involving corrupt athletic officials, sketchy sponsorships, and a dramatic vault at the Olympic trials where Vaulter White risks it all—his freedom, his reputation, and his questionable pole—to clear the impossible height.

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Will you remember the famous men Who had to fall to rise again? So take a deep breath Pick yourself up Dust yourself off And start all over again

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