/r/bestofTLDR
The best TL;DRs of Reddit.
Here, we showcase the best of Reddit, in the form of TL;DR. Got a good quality TL;DR to share? Post it here. Got a bad quality one? Post it here anyways, we'll probably get a giggle out of it.
Posting Rules
Post TL;DRs only from Reddit.
Check to see if the TL;DR you're wanting to post hasn't already been posted before.
Start your post title with TL;DR.
When posting, make the title of your post the TL:DR you're linking to. If stuck, look at the black text on other submission names, as we add in the green text post-submission.
If the TL;DR doesn't fit, TL;DR the TL;DR.
If the sub reddit, post, or content of your link has NSFW content, please mark as NSFW.
Let the TL;DR you post be from the OP of the comment or post, and not another user TL;DRing it for them.
When you post, go to the thread you posted from and tell them you submitted the post to /r/bestofTLDR. Include a link to your post too, if you wish.
If you're reporting something, please leave a reason when doing so. Sometimes it isn't always apparent why the content has been reported.
Posts not following these rules may be removed.
Other Sub-Reddits
/r/BestOf: For the very best hidden gems that Reddit has to offer!
/r/BestOfEdits: The best edits of Reddit.
/r/BestofQuotes: The best Redditor's quotes on Reddit.
/r/DefaultGems: For the very best gems that the default Reddits have to offer!
Subreddit Of The Day: 25th June 2014
TL;DR Nice try, read the sidebar.
/r/bestofTLDR
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TL:DR My gf and I secretly planned to have sex while we were camping with her parents, but when it was time to execute the plan, I ended up sleeping with her dad instead.
08:05 UTC
tl;dr: bought a whiteboard, forgot to take the plastic layer off and took way too long to figure it out
08:01 UTC
TL:DR Spent $150 and 2 hrs getting a bullet vibrator removed from my vagina in the ER bc I'm an idiot
05:47 UTC
TL;DR - My rib tried to kill me in college so now I wear it as a trophy necklace.
00:04 UTC
TL;DR Kiss my ass, read the damn thing or don’t, you impatient shit. I’m the one sharing my shame for your amusement.
14:30 UTC
tl;dr :- My dad caught me shifting gears with my dick to car racing videos.
14:51 UTC
tl;dr: OP is bad with tl;dr:s, commenter nails it.
19:49 UTC
TL:DR Tryed to rip out paper towel from dispenser, ended up punching a stranger's ass.
13:22 UTC
TL;DR: Bossman’s son micromanaged so I nano-managed to get back to being macro-managed.
14:50 UTC
tl;dr: Convinced my hospitalized brother the world ended via video, pissed off my mom and got banned from a hospital
09:12 UTC
TL:DR: rolled up on some neighborhood boys to ask about their wood and got accused of trying to lure them with an exotic bird.
20:25 UTC
TLDR; I rocket propelled a Febreze bottle into my nuts using my blanket now I'm a cyborg.
22:07 UTC
TL;DR - Tried to help my wife with her nausea by treating her to a healthy meal (unusual for us). Saw “Vegan GF Burger” on the menu; ordered a “Vegan Girlfriend Burger” on accident. Laughing at my stupidity caused her to gag and puke on both herself and the waiter.
04:46 UTC
Tldr: I was an idiot in 2016. Im not one anymore.
08:24 UTC
TL;DR: Today (around 23 years ago) I lost a friend, and my friend lost a marble
20:43 UTC
TLDR – The world is sick, my state is on fire, and I can’t get these eyes off my nipples.
06:35 UTC
TLDR: Where's my flask of Whisky and serving of haggis? I need to go on an epic journey with my moose to track down some e-mails a customer lost, as he did not back them up before he upgraded. If I am not back my sunrise tomorrow, give all my worldly belongings to Pinocchio when he comes a real boy.
13:11 UTC
TL;DR I am too stupid to post to reddit.
22:07 UTC
TL;DR: Ordered food, racist delivery person thought I stole my own Golden Retriever and had a breakdown when I didn’t get carted off in handcuffs. Didn’t get shot but got cake in the end.
06:35 UTC
TL;DR Went looking for myself, came back empty handed.
12:31 UTC
Tl;dr went looking for myself and came back empty handed.
03:49 UTC
TL;DR: kept the pubes, ditched the man.
05:46 UTC
16:18 UTC
Tl;dr- gf used the meat microphone and now my kids are whispering in her ear.
01:00 UTC
TL;DR wiped my arsehole with an alcohol wipe, felt like Crocodile Dundee shoved his knife up my butthole
21:37 UTC
TL;DR, was asked about wild fantasy kinks with vampires, wrote a multi-paragraph essay about my favourite foods.
20:47 UTC
tl;dr - Girlfriend cooked in a kink, brought my balls to the brink, and I wound up washing twice in the bathroom sink.
12:32 UTC
Don't toot in the air chute unless you wanna smell your own ass fruit
20:17 UTC
TLDR; Guy from tinder ate a bunch right before bed, took a huge poop while I was asleep, woke up to him trying to plunge the toilet with a stick he found outside.
07:32 UTC