/r/BestofQuotes
Best one-liners from around reddit.
Best one or two-liners from around reddit. For all the insanely smart, stupid, funny, sad, weird and other quips seen in reddit comments and text posts.
Posting guidelines
Links to comments and text posts on Reddit only.
Title format:
- Optional context. E.g. On democracy
- The quote (quotes are limited to the title length of 300 characters).
- No usernames
The link to the comment can be found under permalink underneath the comment.
If the quote is meaningless by itself, provide context by adding ?context=1 for the parent comment, ?context=2 for two levels… to the URL.
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I thought I was going to be the next great American novelist, but I ended up being the next okay American web dev
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2016/01/29
19:21 UTC
19:21 UTC
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"Much of what we call 'life hacks' these days used to be called 'Hints From Heloise'."
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2015/11/10
20:23 UTC
20:23 UTC
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"If you ever see an Ewok, make your peace with God, because it's the last thing you'll see alive."
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2015/10/23
19:33 UTC
19:33 UTC
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"Worst case scenario Justin Trudeau is PM and I can at least fuck hookers and smoke my weed in peace."
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2015/10/15
01:10 UTC
01:10 UTC
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On the coming Canadian election: "I thought Alberta's Conservatives should be out of a job, I think Harper should be in prison."
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2015/10/10
23:46 UTC
23:46 UTC
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On the TPP: "Any politician that supports this agreement is a traitor."
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2015/10/10
13:55 UTC
13:55 UTC
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"So while we Americans forget things we've done. The people we attacked don't."
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2015/10/03
15:00 UTC
15:00 UTC
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"Velveeta - For when the quality of your life has finally met the quality of your cheese."
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2015/09/20
18:39 UTC
18:39 UTC
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"History is dangerous and thats what makes it so interesting."
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2015/08/18
12:53 UTC
12:53 UTC
2
"When you confuse race for racism what do you accomplish?"
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2015/08/09
11:45 UTC
11:45 UTC
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Are you kidding? Everybody always turns to the Poles when it comes to elections. Especially in the UK, then it's always "Poles suggest this" or "Poles suggest that"
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2015/05/29
19:28 UTC
19:28 UTC
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"When a person tells you something, you think what they say is just a reflection of them. When art shows you something, you see a reflection of yourself."
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2014/05/06
09:32 UTC
09:32 UTC
10
/r/socialism on how to make friends: "Form a vanguard party and seize the means of production, distribution and exchange in the name of the proletariat."
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2014/03/30
21:27 UTC
21:27 UTC
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On dieting: "the more specific the advice the less likely I think it's true."
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2014/03/24
20:59 UTC
20:59 UTC
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On Belgium: "You wouldn't guess it by them being known for waffles, but they were one of the more brutal colonial powers"
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2014/03/22
19:15 UTC
19:15 UTC
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"They were so in love with each other that you could get hyperglycemia from just watching them."
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2014/03/19
21:45 UTC
21:45 UTC
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"And here we see the majestic nugget herds making their annual migration across the plains, eyes peeled for predators. "
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2014/03/19
21:33 UTC
21:33 UTC
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Anyone who's worse than you is a fucking noob and anyone better has no life
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2014/03/19
19:07 UTC
19:07 UTC
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On Google's Project Tango: "If you listen closely you can hear the NSA fapping"
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2014/02/21
07:52 UTC
07:52 UTC
5
The money Facebook paid for WhatsApp could fund 19.5 Mars missions.
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2014/02/20
18:40 UTC
18:40 UTC
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On Facebook buying Whatsapp for $16bn: "Idiots. They could have downloaded it for free"
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2014/02/20
09:05 UTC
09:05 UTC
10
"I've never felt like such a disappointment for not being a prostitute."
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2014/02/19
18:41 UTC
18:41 UTC
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"The greatest freedom does not come from being able to defend yourself by any means necessary, but from not having to defend yourself."
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2014/02/17
16:15 UTC
16:15 UTC
5
"Its not easy to get uterus out of the keyboard"
1 Comment
2014/02/16
19:46 UTC
19:46 UTC
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"you're asking a stupid, incomprehensible, unanswerable question, like "why are frogs pooping in my milk""
1 Comment
2014/02/16
16:22 UTC
16:22 UTC
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"Unlike the other form of fracking, this form is unlikely to turn your septic tank into a fire breathing dragon."
0 Comments
2014/02/15
00:09 UTC
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