We just got a new dog and day two it bit my 3 yo son in the face. Now I have to get rid of her. I threw her outside but she just hung around. I want to drop her in the middle of nowhere but not sure. What are your ideas for what to do with her? (Nothing crazy pls)

So earlier, I went to go wash my hands (I'd touched some moldy cheese), and I'd left a glass of Mexican Mudslide on the table in my gramma's sunroom. I comeback, and see my glass (now empty) sitting by the kitchen sink. I thought nothing about it since I thought my mom dumped it out due to her having something against me drinking in her presence. A few minutes ago, I asked my other aunt about it (aunt that owns the dog is out of town), and she said the dog got up on the table and drank my drink. This dog has a history of pulling this kind of shit, and has even been taken to an emergency vet for eating a bag of chocolate chips a few years ago. He's even nipped the hands of my younger cousins to make them drop their food when they were toddlers. My aunt who owns the dog seriously needs to get him a shock collar because the dog won't listen when people tell him no, down, off, or to go lay down. My dog, on the otherhand actually RESPONDS to commands, has never eaten off the table, and understands when he's in trouble (the tone of voice and being told what he did was bad or dangerous). I have 2 other dog cousins, and they're well behaved.

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i have two beagles whom i love wholeheartedly. daisy, is 10 years old and has been with us since she was only a few weeks old. leo, is 8 and has been with us since he was 2 1/2. leo was a stray found by an animal shelter and was our first foster fail because we fell in love with his cuteness. our dogs have always been couch potatoes. honestly, they don’t go on many walks and we rarely go out. daisy is overweight, and leo is just slightly chubby. daisy is very food aggressive. whenever i am eating food she will sit at my feet and stare at every bite i take. if leo or one of my cats passes by or gets too close to my plate, she will snarl, growl, and sometimes even snap at them. i reprimand her but she doesn’t change. she refuses to sit somewhere else while i eat and will growl or try to bite me if my try to move her. this is her only issue. leo will do the same thing, sit at my feet and beg. however he doesn’t do the growling snapping thing like daisy. he just begs and sits there. if i were to put my plate down and walk away, they would both instantly try to go for it. if daisy gets it, she will fight leo and snap at him and growl at him and he will cower away and she will eat it. if leo gets to it, he may get a few bites in before daisy bullies him away and she gets the rest. now, if my dogs get left home alone leo will scavenge the entire house looking for anything to eat and will try to open every door to every room and get to every trash can or anything lying around. if he is unsuccessful, he will give up, but not without a fight. he goes as far as to scratching my door until it busts open, jumping on my bed, crawling onto my desk knocking over my 200 dollar monitors, braking mirrors and clay pots to get to a paper plate with toast crumbs on it because i forgot to throw it away. even if i don’t leave food in my room he will crawl on the desk to search for things. it’s like if i throw things away he still crawls on my shit and break stuff, and even if i close my door he can still get in. my dogs are so food driven and badly behaved and i have no idea what to do, another problem leo has is escaping any time he gets the chance and he runs and runs and runs, not coming back unless i catch up and grab him. he’s a very smart dog . i’ll even catch him in my room in my garbage and right before exiting the doorway sulking he will perk up, run back super fast grab whatever he can randomly and zoom out the room. very smart, he knows what he’s doing. last issue is he has is his separation anxiety. anytime i leave he will howl and howl for hours on end without a break. and when i get home he runs around and jumps on me and scratches up my legs and can’t settle down. even daisy joins in sometimes for the howling concert and my neighbors are over it, i live in condos. if you have any advice for these issues please please help me and let me know where to start. i just wanna be able to trust my dogs and establish some dominance. it seems like my dogs have ME trained. HELP!!! ❤️❤️❤️

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So my mom asked me to help her clean but I did NOT hear her say clean the dog and I was listening to music before I went to work and I shut it off cause I was bored and heard my mom crying and screaming I found out my HUSKY Alex bit her HARD because she was pulling his collar and I guess she was choking him but she was bleeding super hard and apparently I was told 2 time my dog cried cause he being choked and the 3rd time he bit her cause I’d assume it was cause my mom wasn’t listening and this isn’t the first incident I know it was my mistake but I young and dumb at the time but I put my head in his crate and he bit me hard on the head making me bleed When my GF comes in and walks passed my dog he barks thinking my gf is gonna touch my dogs stuff

My mom also feeds him human food and everytime I tell her to stop she keeps doing it and my dad gives him treats whenever even if he’s done nothing, like nothing good or bad

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They keep stealing things, destroying things, and eating human food. Sal would even steal rubbish from the bin. They even destroy the chairs out the front.

The dogs are brothers from 2 separate litters. Sal is 10 while monster is 8. Their mum gala I’m not sure how old she is cuz she’s a rescue but she’s around 15.

When gala was younger she taught her sons to do naughty things. Now she’s too old to do it.

Whenever they’ll do something naughty we will chuck em out the front. That clearly doesn’t work.

The other day Sal pinned down monster cuz they had an argument and he punctuated under monster’s eye. It swelled up and we put betadine on it to stop infection. And their balls have been chopped off too.

How do I make the dogs to stop doing bad things.

And we can’t take them to obedience school cuz some are bloody expensive and unfortunately we’re too poor to pay em. Some would even cost over $1,000. We can’t afford it.

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Thorin may be the cutest dog in the world but he is also the worst behaved. I got a Slurpee on the way home from work last night. I sat it on the table and went to go take a shower. When I got out he had knock it over and drank all of it. #brainfreeze

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Ate my burger. Should I eat him?