Ate my burger. Should I eat him?

Came home after school today, rest in pieces couch...

Does anyone know what happens when a dog eats 18 days worth of dental chews (36 ct) while their people are out for a few hours?

They're right the dogs teach themselves, first time ever my 9 yr old ripped open a ziplock bag and ate all my home made chicken jerky.

All I got for looks was I couldn't help myself and jaw licking. 😄😄😄😄

We’ve tried one that like beeps and buzzes, but that didn’t work, we’re looking for a true shock collar. Ideally it would be one that automatically triggers, as we’re not always home. Thanks!

I'm terrified. Update: we believe the dog and the others were either mentally retarded or have Obsessive compulsive disorder and the other dogs ended up getting rabies after we got this dog. My Fiancé got our roommates a dog. We have had her for about 2 months, and at first she was really hyper, destructive, and overall just not meant for an apartment. She even broke a through a kennel somehow. Well she recently started doing this thing where she snaps at the air and then bites the nearest person. Hard enough to make my roommates 6 year old yell "OWWW" but not enough to draw blood. She has bitten 3 other children in their family hard enough for them to tell parents, which are the first signs of what I'm about to explain. We believe she has a neurological disorder, all of her siblings had to be put down because at first the were just snapping at the air and biting somebody. They then later began "foaming" at the mouth and becoming violent. Very violent. The whole litter, except one another woman has, ended up with the violent neurological condition and now this dog is showing signs. The roommates are a couple. The guy, my fiancés best friend, understands how dangerous she can and will be. His girlfriend, even though this dog literally bit both of her children, refuses to get rid of her. We told the boyfriend either they get rid of her or we will, because i have a small dog and I dont want him getting hurt or even die because of her. My fiancé has already threatened to get rid of her muliple times if she did this and that but it never happened, who else has to get hurt before we get rid of her? How hurt do they have to get if even your 6 year old isnt enough? My question is, what can we do to make sure we can get rid of her without causing a problem when the girlfriend wont listen to how dangerous she is and doesn't care that her kid got hurt? If she calls the police on us for taking "her" dog, will telling them that she has a history of biting children and we're scared for our dog and their 6 year olds safety be enough?

I grabbed a couple attached slices of pizza for breakfast. While talking to my mom I felt a tug and was left with one piece! Now she’s gonna puke because of her wheat allergy. Silly dumbdog!