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Honestly I think the United States Military is the Most Advanced in the WHOLE WORLD!
What other Military produces such reliable Drones?
23:48 UTC
Could have Rorke survived (CoD Ghosts)
Not sure if this is the right subreddit to post on, but I have a question that has been on my mind for a while and I'm not an expert
This is the ending of the game Call of Duty Ghosts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ric1SLBmow
We see that Rorke (the dude with the bandana who gets shot) somehow escape the wreckage, survive, and even beat up and drag away the protagonist. Is this ending remotely possible?
For context, he was one of 14 on a Spec Ops team, whom annihilated an enemy force of 500 using firearms, blades, and fists.
From what I know, in the ending he was shot with a .44
If anybody knows of a better sub to ask this I'd appreciate knowing.
22:20 UTC
Pulling a “RENO” in the army
So I filed to pull a Reno with my recruiter because I am having a baby in July and am supposed to shit in June. I want to be here for my child’s birth so I talked to my recruiter to pull a reno. We filed the paper work on Tuesday and waiting for it to be approved. I am wondering when it gets approved is my original contract over ? If I go to Meps and tell them I don’t want to sign unless I get the job I want will they say no and make me go in June?
06:32 UTC
Issue with Soldier Reposting my TikToks
I am an important person in a certain cavalry unit in the desert. I have a TikTok account (@dreamstream_johnblaze858), which is mostly for personal use, but occasionally for work purposes. Someone didn't seem to like my cosplay content, and started to repost my content with disrespectful captions and inappropriate sounds. I have tried a few things to locate him/her (not sure which) but come up empty.
I do believe the individual is in my troop, but once again, not entirely sure. The accounts reposting my content keep changing their names, deleting themselves, etc. which makes it harder for me to track them down or copywrite strike them. I have had to put my TikTok account on private since my content is being misrepresented in my opinion, and is making me look bad at work.
I feel this is started to cause NCO's and Platoon Leaders to loose some respect for me. At this point I am at a loss. The videos are starting to get higher quality now, with the latest posts from account "@ssgkolekole" having proper covers. They are becoming more aggressive and even calling out my regiment. Honestly at a loss of what, if anything I should do. I am starting to think that it may be a good idea to not mention is and nothing happened. I don't want the JR enlisted soldiers to become aware of the issue.
02:17 UTC
E-4 isn't a rank, it's a lifestyle
Anybody have any hints on rigging a sheet to the side of humvee to use as a projector screen?
19:50 UTC
Honestly, looking back, the worst part of basic training were the Dementors.
Shitpost
22:14 UTC
15:21 UTC
General Milley's Greatest Success in the Military
General Mark Milley when asked about his proudest moment as an army officer responded:
People think pf me a desk jockey shuffling papers, but I can also be a man of action. This is examplified by the time I designed a new field uniform for both army and marines. It's purpose was to remind everyone of who the real enemy is. Tragically both services passed on it.
Check it out.
04:20 UTC