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How I stopped cheating at chess

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!

I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

2 Comments
2025/02/01
00:02 UTC

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How I stopped cheating on chess

I’m not proud to admit this, but I was cheating on chess. I’d play with chess in the morning before work but then play checkers at work, and I’d meet up at the bar after work for backgammon before going home and making love to chess. Every night and day I was cheating on chess and it got so out of control, I went from board games to card games and I couldn’t even get erect with chess anymore.

But after hearing about the miracles of Garry Chessparov and Chess 2.0 (release date pending), I decided to stay faithful to chess and don’t play any other games with anyone else.

2 Comments
2025/01/31
23:39 UTC

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What do I do in this position?

1 Comment
2025/01/31
23:15 UTC

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I just born today, any tips?

13 Comments
2025/01/31
23:15 UTC

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What do I do in this position?

2 Comments
2025/01/31
23:00 UTC

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What do we do in this position? (White to play)

3 Comments
2025/01/31
22:26 UTC

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En Passant is Forced Explained

En passant is forced. You must play it. However, unlike some other rules where you may forfeit the match for breaking a rule, the punishment for breaking the rule is a brick to the pipi. Some people take the pipi gambit in order to gain advantage, but it is breaking the rule. Kind of like the hack-a-shaq, take the foul because it happens to work in your favor.

I’m open to questions.

11 Comments
2025/01/31
22:01 UTC

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Where are the microplastics stored?

I heard it might be in the balls.

But I don’t know, how would that help to cheat and win a chess match?

1 Comment
2025/01/31
21:43 UTC

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MFs on r/chessbeginner be like: urgh urgh y no checkmate?

7 Comments
2025/01/31
21:28 UTC

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Is this company FUCKING welcome here??

2 Comments
2025/01/31
21:12 UTC

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can we start a petition to remove autobalance from chess?

8 Comments
2025/01/31
20:51 UTC

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how do I kill this guy? I don't wanna checkmate him I want him dead

2 Comments
2025/01/31
20:38 UTC

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Freaky deepseeek

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2025/01/31
20:03 UTC

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What is the maximum rating can a normal reach

hello guys I am a beginner and I always loved chess and was just wondering What is the maximum rating can I reach cuz I feel like grandmasters are gifted after that hardworking come like human calculators and that kinda makes me doesn't want to do effort on it so what is your opinion about that

10 Comments
2025/01/31
19:02 UTC

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What do I google now?

9 Comments
2025/01/31
19:02 UTC

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Is deepseek welcome here?

2 Comments
2025/01/31
17:51 UTC

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Got cooked by 2800 ELO FIDE MASTER, only to find out he was cheating.

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2025/01/31
17:39 UTC

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Brick her pipi

56 Comments
2025/01/31
14:47 UTC

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Vladimir Kramnik also met Hikaru Nakamura later in the day, gave him flowers and chocolate and apologized to him as well.

10 Comments
2025/01/31
14:33 UTC

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how do i beat this game mode? and why is en passant such a rare event?

2 Comments
2025/01/31
14:27 UTC

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Okay who of you did this?

3 Comments
2025/01/31
14:26 UTC

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Chess 2.0 just dropped

Did anyone else see the new game Passant on steam? Apparently it's a Balatro but for chess. Finally after centuries, chess 2.0 has been released. The most notable feature for me is that they have turned chess into a rogue-like where when you lose the match, you have to restart. I'm honestly tired of chess match wins giving advantage against future opponents with no resets.

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2025/01/31
14:06 UTC

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welcome to anarchy world news! ( top comment decides what happens next week on the news!!)

ps: ima just say e4 to make this chess related and not get smited by mods

!ps: i hate mods!<

!ps: bring down mods!<

!we shall end this regime and bring true anarchy!<

1 Comment
2025/01/31
13:54 UTC

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