/r/yugijerk
LE YUGIOHZSSS
WELL COME TO CRASH TOWN.
All new users please read this before posting so that ItsMeMark doesn't get upset.
There are going to be just a few of the rules and guidelines that are going to be enforced around here.
- Non-jerky SUBMISSIONS should go into the jerkoff thread instead. Comments in other jerk threads are fine, but don't go making a jerk post just to put in some of your own agenda in the comments.
- If you think a serious discussion needs to be had outside the Jerk-Off for greater visibility, you are more than welcome to approach any of our friendly mods to ask their approval.
- Non-approved non-jerk threads will be removed, and redirected to the weekly jerkoff thread instead.
- This is hard to judge since it is pretty subjective, but you know the bad ones when you see them. The godawful ones will be tagged as such so you can see examples of what NOT to do, but Grapha insists that we leave them up and bombard them with downgraphas, as part of our truce.
- If you are just a giant shithead though, you may end up on Konami's next Forbidden list, if you catch our drift.
- Circlejerk with others as you'd want others to circlejerk with you.
In 2012, a team of YCS topping Yu-Gi-Oh duelists were banned from future YCS' for a duel they apparently cheated in. These duelists promptly escaped from the maximum security dimension to the Battle City underground. They survive as duelists of fortune. If you have a Shapesnatch that needs trading, or if you're in need of Dark Worlds, then you should call... The Yugi-Jerk Team.
- ArcaniteMagician as Billy Brake
- GoneWithLaw as Alistar Albans
- pwnag3igor as Nizar Sarhan
- Ei-En as Simon He
- Lenfried as RimjobRonny
- i_floop_the_pig as Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson
We will top every future YCS
QUOTABLE QUOTATIONS:
I'm going to be sent to a mental hospital for trying to kill myself. So any trades with me are cancelled and I hope none oyou have sent out.
- teamfailz
Normal monsters are a the tuners for xyz. Zexal is a complete refresh of yugioh there are a lot of parallels to zexal to the original yugioh if you watch the series they pay homage to blue eyes and dark magician. Konami is trying to use every card synchros are still used normals have a purpose to support decks fusions exist in heros rituals are there with gishki.
- Saragon
Just because they are rare doesn't mean that they are valuable in a deck. I don't see you fitting all five those into a meaningful and lethal combination in the context of a match. Go ahead and keep thinking you have the deck that will bring you to the top of whatever amateur tournament you chose to enter. Me and Yugi will be sittin at the top looking down on your sorry ass garbage deck.
- bangs8
I'm going to come back to r/yugioh some day. You won't know when. But I will. And I'll build rep. I'll become known as the nice guy on the yugioh community. And then. I'll strike again. But I'll take even more.
-Yugz
All these guys do is curse and try to cheat when I play against them... Making me sad at what these guys are doing to DN, it's a parallel to what they are doing to our country:( -Djhellapanda
Why not go check the Facebook page that gave a turn by turn analysis?
Why not ask the people that were watching the game?
Why not watch the feature match that will be coming before making silly statements?
I don't have to feed information to the brainless if I don't want to and if you can't help yourself, god help you.
I'm sick of this community but whatever. Pretty much every single one of you on this forum is really bad at YGO and hide under the guise of the decks "cost too much" or "are unskillful" or "aren't innovative" like your deck you made at home without thinking about anything.
- Taleras
yeah luckily ive never ran across someon like this but i would just absolutly using a burn deck and murduring them
-carcar134134
Qlipoths are bad, theres rhis amazing card called mystival space typhoon which stops all there plays whilst shadolls are far better.
-Eruntien
Pussy ass fuck boy, You ain't shit bitch. You try to ban me but I still post all over reddit. You jealous of my videos cause you can't afford half the shit I buy or live the life I live. You ain't shit, pussy. Fuck you to hell.
-NewPortBox100s
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[TCG] Quarter Century Eschatology
1 card pool
no waterproofed protector
soggy cardboard
14:07 UTC
Link 1 - Mathmech Revision Up Arrow ATK ?
1 Monster or Spell/Trap Card
Discard your entire hand, then draw cards up to the number of cards discarded. Then special summon Mathmech Final Sigma equipped with Billionblade Nayuta. Your opponent cannot activate cards or effects in response or on resolution of this card's effect. This card's original ATK is equal to the number of Mathmech cards that left your hand due to this card's effect.
13:16 UTC
I think I know how old Yudias is.
First of all, I read that aliens age just like humans do, so aliens age at the same rate as humans, which is yearly. According to Yugipedia, Yudias is described as a "tall young man," and I looked up that to be considered a young man, a boy has to be between the ages of 18-22, according to MIT. So I'm going to confirm that Yudias is either eighteen or nineteen years old, though I'm going with eighteen. What do you think, my dearest, lovely, wonderful friends? Let me know down below!
14:02 UTC
Why did the Dark Magicians not activate?
When I played the duel, I found it strange that when "the Dark Magicians" was destroyed, it did not activate it's effect to get dark magician. Anyone knows why?
#DuelReplay #DuelLinks https://duellinks.konami.net/att/0134c0be109af783354100a1365f6b0d6482afdf6a
17:20 UTC
Oh my God… Joe Biden just Synchro Summoned Borreload Savage Dragon with no Link Monsters in his graveyard
He can’t do this anymore. Someone has to get him to drop out
03:30 UTC
Konami should make a Tier 0 "The Great Warrior" archetype where "Tyler The Great Warrior" is mandatory
Obviously nothing gets reprinted.
13:00 UTC
Link 1 - Da Tuna - Cyberse - 0 - Middle Down Arrow
1 non-token Monster
If this card is Link Summoned using a Cyberse Monster, special summon 1 cyberse monster from the GY but negate its effects for the rest of the turn. Monster this card points to is considered a tuner. If it points to a link monster, its level is equal to its link rating. If this card is colinked while in your EMZ, your opponent banishes all cards they control and you banish this card, special summon Mathmech Final Sigma and equip it with Mathmech Billionblade Nayuta, then, you can send as many Mathmech monster cards from your deck to the GY equal to the number of unique Mathmech monster names you have in your deck.
13:50 UTC
Guys I have a joke!
So these two musicians are having a duel and one of them says, "I play Musician King in Depeche Mode!"
Get it?
13:53 UTC
I'm just going to say it. I think Cyberse needs a searchable 3-of Kaiju-type, Lava Golem-type, Sphere Mode-type.
I'm just going to say it outright. I also think they should allow me to "link summon using this card from hand", "link summon using this card from graveyard", and "link summon using this card from banishment".
I also want 200 dollars and a can of soda.
14:13 UTC
For those that where there (10/03/22) banlist
What was your reaction to Morphing Jar getting limited. I just found out it was limited and was surprised.
03:33 UTC
How poggers would Infinite Impermanence be if it was a spell card.
Title says it all. I got this idea because I remembered Jinzo existed
17:42 UTC
OP statregy I discovered with Parasite Paracide
Step 1: Make sure your opponent is using different sleeves than you.
Step 2: Put Parasite Paracide in your opponent's deck using its effect.
Step 3: Since the card has a different sleeve, immediately call a judge and explain your opponent has a marked card in their deck and should suffer a game loss.
then you can jump on the table and start asserting dominance by bellowing out primal growls in victory
18:56 UTC