Blumpkin is a blow job while he is sitting on the toilet dropping a deuce.

Finally got a random guy to leave me alone after 30 minutes of talking by talking about my love for cars🤣He would not leave until I whipped out the muscle car talk🤣This conversation scares even the creepiest guys away!! Nice to know that they hate to listen to a car girl coming🤣🫵

Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you. Thank you.

Wanted to get off my chest my thoughts about the different stages ive been through heartbreak for 7 years.

Because wierdly, i felt truly i had been through all of them. The classic hurt and denial, gaining self love and progress and finding new passions brought me through it all.

Lately, ive been having chest pains from choking on my tears, going for a walk and physically not being able to continue.

I am not just mourning her being out of my life, but as if she is actually dead.

At work i am numb, still tired from sore muscles, they were all recruited to try and keep the heart muscle inside the chest.

Makes me wonder if this is what is the true progress i am making, is this the actual pain my body feels about her or something…

Thank you for this sub, it is unique in the way everybody here can not give a shit about anybody and yet, still, there is love here

i did it i didnt spend 400$ on stupid bullshit i did it i did it

I was sent to my room after acting up and I took off my shoe and thought to myself,then I bashed myself in the face rapidly. a crying child in his room bashing a shoe into his face telling himself to not do it again, holy fuck...

I've really been searching for someone and she doesn't trust me enough to tell me the truth about being a creator and model on several mature sites. I've already found a lot of content but I wish she would trust me to keep the secret that I've already been doing anyway. I would be her biggest supporter for sure and I can stop searching other specifically know sites

I’m really fucking depressed and I just can’t take it anymore. I don’t know what to do I don’t trust my friends to not tell anyone and I’m scared my parents will say I’m just being dramatic. All of my friends just trauma dump on me and never ask if I’m ok. Please someone convince me no to do this

Text. Similarly to Palestine.

Because I can’t skip ahead

it really fucks with me

I don't want to sound bad but I don't like my new family, before it was just me and my dad but ever since my dad started dating my step mom ( His now wife) I hated it , it was always just me and my dad only 2 tooth brushes in the sink, only me and him during movie nights only us doing our little silly games but now I have to share him , I don't mind sharing but now that I have another sibling ( i was an only child before) I genuinely don't like it, from daddy's only princess to one of daddy's princess it hurts that I don't have his attention anymore, maybe I sound selfish or maybe I'm just evil but some times I wish it was the two of us just me and him, no one else just us both in our own little world again (

And I’ve definitely become more toxic from it, I hope that I can grow from it though. She makes me look like a narcissist behind my back , and strives to have this perfect image which costs ourselves a great amount of sacrifice. I know that most of the things she says to me is how she feels deep down, and I intend to help but it usually goes awry. I wish I knew how to help her find value in character rather than an image if that makes sense. I dont have anyone to hear me out , and if I have any advice it is what the good lord has taught me “protect your heart” . Basically I’m topped out on my resources and stuck where I’m at but I also have 4 children . Over the years all the tribulations one might have as a disadvantaged family just seemed part of the process. Now that I have peaked in my resources to give (unless I can manage some emotional and mental rejuvenation ) , I really have noticed the narcissistic traits well watergate. It is a roller coaster, and 9/10 when she starts a conversation being “nice” it ends in slamming doors and yelling and I usually won’t even say a word. This happens all day unless we separate. She uses me as a punching bag and now I’m the reason she acts the way she does . I already decided to see this through, for my family . Also I get fed up with her , she has me convinced she has good reason to be fed up with me ; until her accusations become so arrogantly stretched of how I’m just the worst thing ever, she has talent of sugaring up sentences and painting pictures I’ll never have. :) My kids are great kids though, and I couldn’t have been blessed anymore they are so sweet you couldn’t teach a person their level of empathy and love. I’ve considered this for a long time and it’s my best move for everyone . And it’s not all miserable as I put out there is also much good to be have usually in big aspects rather than small day to day ones which I’m trying to keep energy for .

Promoted to permanently banned just proves my point that Reddit mods are salty af and can't handle the truth being thrown at them so they abuse their power.

Love it.

And this year already feels like it's been a whirlwind of chaos.

(long story incoming , theres a few people here whos names i wont mention but there will be a lot of places where ill give them wtv name comes to mind)

 i am a part of edtwt and one time i became mutuals on there with someone who eventually recovered thankfully, lets call them pete. we stayed mutuals a while after they went to fobtwt but they got followers n started getting involved in a lot of drama which is just not what im looking for on social media. i think my last straw was when a pretty popular person on edtwt who was friends with them (ill call them monica) got exposed for pretending to be 16 at 13 and pete defended them to the end but everyone had seen monica's face reveal unforch and they hardly looked 12. My other mutual (call them mike) called it out and had proof , i cant rmr exactly what, it was a year and a half ago but it was solid. pete was also mutuals with mike and naturally, started taking digs at them on their page for calling Monica out. me and mike where friends so i blocked pete and moved on w out saying anything. Fast forward like 6 months, my real life friends who are on fobtwt/mcrtwt and had no idea i was on edtwt became mutuals with monica and pete, then friends with pete to the point of even meeting up with them at a show. I got super paranoid and just pretended not to know who they where or what i rmr from the just rotted gerard way thirst tweets they used to make. I was so scared they would find my account sometimes. This is a pretty anticlimactic story rlly nothing ever happened, my friends stopped talking to pete for nearly the same reasons i did and all i ever see of them is on airbuds. i hope monica is okay and off edtwt and i hope pete gets therapy srsly.

There are way too many soft, scruffy, cuddly looking animals out there that we can never hang out with and it makes me feel like I want to explode sometimes.

so i have a friend of mine, who i find really handsome. the thing is i can't get enough of him because i'm not even supposed to. i'll put it like that. he's straight af and a lowkey homophobic but it's not a problem. the problem is why do i love to keep looking at his resting face whe his on his phone, or on the bus when everyone is silent. his eyes his smile his jawline all put together in a beautiful way. and i can't get enough of it because i don't wanna look wierd or such a freak staring at him. so i only look at him for one second then look away. then i keep thinking about it. what is happening to me???? i literally don't like it cause his my friend and if he sense something off about me we could lose our friendship.

Hi, I need somewhere to rant and get advice on something that’s been bothering me. So I’ve been trying to hangout with my cousin but it doesn’t seem to be going well it seems like he’s leaving me out. When I talked to him about it he said this Yeah I understand what you’re saying, I only really hang out with my one group of friends since we all work together and share schedules. I haven’t seen a lot of my other friends in months and barely even text any of them. He basically said I’m just hanging with my one group of friends and everyone else is irrelevant. Which really annoyed me like you could easily say to your friends hey I haven’t seen my cousin for awhile so I’m gonna go and hangout with him. The only time I see him is at a funeral or at a family event which doesn’t happen often. So after that I said this to him I understand, I’m a little confused on your message because it sounds like you said I’m just hanging with my one group of friends and everyone else is irrelevant. I’m sure that’s not what you meant though, like you said it’s because you all work together and share the same schedule. His response was No I meant that we all work together, so we all share off time together. In that off time we usually make plans to hang out before I do with anyone else. I just really feel like I’m not a priority. If he doesn’t wanna hangout I’d rather him be honest and upfront about it. I feel like he keeps making excuses. You’d think oh he really wants to hangout let me try and find time. I wouldn’t be so upset if this was just a friend but since it’s my cousin it’s hurtful. He works at a bar and is gonna be a surgeon so I understand he’s busy but I’ve been trying for over a year and nothing ever happens. He doesn’t even try and put in effort to hangout. Anyway if anyone has any advice/tips I’d appreciate it. Feel free to message me maybe talking to someone about this would make me feel better.

So I was putting my clothes away and I found that a pair of my GREY pants had turned PINK in the wash. I'm not mad about it or anything, but like lol my pants are now pink, they must've been in the wash with something red.

I have Norse and Viking ancestry, and in high school I wore braided dreads because I wanted to embrace my culture. This story starts in the lunchroom with this girl who was known for being overdramatic, and when I walked out of the lunchroom, this girl stared literal daggers into me, and it made me question what I was wearing to make her offended, and then it hit me; it was my dreads. When I went to go confront her, I asked, "Is my hair offending you in any way?" Then this girl immediately scoffed and said, "You're such a racist wearing dreads as a white person." I proceeded to tell her about my ancestry, and she said, "The Vikings didn't wear dreads, dumb@ss," and she proceeded to flip me off and say, "Kys" before walking off.

(edited because theres a difference between matted dreads and braided dreads that I am just learning of.)

Author's note:

I originally posted this to r/Paleontology , but I wanted to upload it to r/TellReddit .

Abstract 

The Paleozoic Era encompasses a vast array of biological and geological developments, from the Cambrian Explosion to the Permian Mass Extinction. This incredible diversity of events and transformations within a single era presents challenges for comprehending Earth's history in an organized way. This proposal seeks to redefine the Paleozoic Era by splitting it into two distinct eras: the Paleozoic Era (Cambrian-Silurian) and a newly proposed era, the Terrestrozoic Era (Devonian-Permian). The division better reflects the biological, ecological, and geological transitions that occurred during this time. 

Introduction 

The Paleozoic Era (541 to 252 million years ago) is one of the most significant chapters in Earth's history, encompassing some of the most critical evolutionary milestones. However, this era is characterized by distinct phases that merit independent classification. The early Paleozoic is dominated by the emergence and diversification of marine life, while the later periods witnessed the rise of terrestrial ecosystems and the first complex land vertebrates and forests. Recognizing these differences, we propose splitting the Paleozoic into two eras, with the latter era being named the Terrestrozoic, meaning "the age of terrestrial life." 

Proposed Framework 

1. Paleozoic Era (541 to 419 million years ago) 

This era will focus on life's advancement and early diversification, particularly in marine environments. The proposed boundary for the end of the Paleozoic is marked by the Silurian-Devonian transition, reflecting the shift from marine dominance to significant terrestrial advancements. 

Key Periods: 

• Cambrian (541–485.4 Ma): The Cambrian Explosion leads to the rapid diversification of marine life and the establishment of major animal phyla. 
• Ordovician (485.4–443.8 Ma): Further diversification of marine organisms; the first evidence of jawless fish. 
• Silurian (443.8–419.2 Ma): Colonization of land by early vascular plants and arthropods, alongside the stabilization of ecosystems following the Ordovician-Silurian extinction event. 

1. Terrestrozoic Era (419 to 252 million years ago) 

The Terrestrozoic Era will emphasize the rise of terrestrial ecosystems, the evolution of advanced vertebrates, and the major ecological and climatic shifts leading to the end-Permian mass extinction. 

Key Periods: 

• Devonian (419.2–358.9 Ma): Known as the "Age of Fishes," the Devonian witnesses the diversification of jawed vertebrates, the emergence of tetrapods, and the first extensive forests. 
• Carboniferous (358.9–298.9 Ma): Marked by the proliferation of swampy forests, the dominance of amphibians, and the appearance of the first reptiles. This period also sees significant coal formation. 
• Permian (298.9–252.17 Ma): The Permian is characterized by the assembly of the supercontinent Pangaea, the rise of reptiles, and the largest mass extinction in Earth's history, marking the transition to the Mesozoic Era. 

Rationale for the Split 

1. Biological Advancements: 
2. The Paleozoic Era, as currently defined, spans an unparalleled range of evolutionary milestones, from the Cambrian Explosion to the diversification of reptiles. Dividing the era into two makes focusing on specific evolutionary and ecological transitions easier. 
3. Marine vs. Terrestrial Dominance: 
4. Marine ecosystems dominate the Cambrian-Silurian interval, while the Devonian-Permian interval showcases the expansion of terrestrial life and ecosystems. This ecological shift provides a natural boundary for splitting the eras. 
5. Geological and Climatic Events: 
6. The formation of extensive forests, fluctuations in oxygen and carbon dioxide levels, and the assembly of Pangaea are defining characteristics of the Devonian-Permian interval that distinguish it from the earlier Paleozoic. 
7. Educational Clarity: 
8. Dividing the Paleozoic Era into two allows educators and researchers to more effectively convey the timeline of Earth’s history. The new classification highlights the distinction between marine-centric and terrestrial-centric evolutionary milestones. 

Naming the New Era 

The proposed name, "Terrestrozoic," derives from Latin roots: “Terra” (land) and “zoic” (life). This name reflects the defining characteristic of this era—the rise and dominance of terrestrial life forms. 

 Visualization of Split:

https://preview.redd.it/vjidfsy601ce1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=5872358cd6175fc3dd83ece6ed1cfa99ff216dc9

Conclusion 

Splitting the Paleozoic Era into the Paleozoic (Cambrian-Silurian) and the Terrestrozoic (Devonian-Permian) provides a more accurate and intuitive framework for understanding the history of life on Earth. This division emphasizes the distinct evolutionary, ecological, and geological transformations that occurred during these intervals and aligns with the natural progression of Earth’s history. 

We encourage further discussion and refinement of this proposal within the scientific community to establish a more effective geological timescale.

In the summer of 2023, I went on a vacation with my family to the African nation of Tanzania. We stayed in a glamorous camp in the middle of the Serengeti. It's a thing called "Glamorous Camping," or "Glamping." It was actually pretty nice, tbh. We had wifi and running water, as well. But when we left our tents, we had to be escorted by an armed guard in case a predator attacked. For most of the trip, we saw some cool wildlife, like elephants, giraffes, zebras, a pride of LIONS, a cheetah, a monitor lizard, and more. Overall, I would recommend Tanzania to people who like seeing animals in their natural habitat.

Just saying.