/r/TellReddit

Photograph via //r/TellReddit

Tell Reddit anything

Tell Reddit anything

RULES

  • Everything NSFW must be tagged as such.
  • No advertising or selling.

You may also like these subs that I mod:

CSS Theme by /r/Minimaluminiumalism/

/r/TellReddit

7,230 Subscribers

2

it’s my birthday

I turned 15 today!!!

that’s all

Have a wonderful day Reddit :3

3 Comments
2024/12/01
20:38 UTC

3

The world doesn’t stop burning just because we can’t afford a fire extinguisher— or a therapist.

1 Comment
2024/12/01
01:10 UTC

4

My best friend’s contact changed.

She passed away last year in September 2023. I have our messages pinned and I noticed today that her contact photo is no longer there. Neither is her name. It’s just a contactless number with no image anymore. 💔

5 Comments
2024/11/30
07:03 UTC

0

Be stiff or wet this holiday.

1 Comment
2024/11/27
19:43 UTC

1

My friend is kind of hot

I know we're just friends but damn he's beautiful and today we were comparing thighs for whatever reason. I have never found a man so attractive I almost asked him to marry me that exact moment. I don't think I can look him in the eye tomorrow

7 Comments
2024/11/27
18:29 UTC

1

Coworker with preg wife has extra phone for banking/spam calls? (updates)

There's a reason for the title, I promise, lemme just give you some context if you are ready for a ride. I will be posting in a day-by-day style since I feel it'll be easier to understand my thought process since I'm just an observer. I am a med student (23F) on clinical rotations and at my current location there is only my instructor (Adam) and his assistant (Izza) in a soundproof, tiny workspace that's closed off from the rest of the department. I get along with them very well and they are very fun to talk to and learn from. Izza went on vacation last week and Adam still has to train/supervise me but perform Izza's job at the same time. I've been at this location for a few weeks and am comfortable being on my own for most cases/tasks but I'm still slow and need help with the workload that Adam usually would cover. I would handle more complex cases that take longer and Adam would tackle the easy cases that take an average 2-5 minutes each. This is where a per diem coworker, let's call him Useless Ustes, comes in.

Day 1: Adam already confirmed with Useless Ustes that he will be working and covering his responsibilities while Izza is out (5-6 business days). Useless Ustes comes in about 9-9:30 (we usually come in b/t 7:30-8) but only stays 1-1.5 hrs before frantically telling Adam that his wife's in labor and he has to go. Adam is a dad himself and lets him go. After he left, Adam noticed that Useless Ustes only took care of some of the lowest triage cases and left a half-asses case partially performed, so he had to rush to get the top cases done before the carrier came to pick them up. We later found out that day his wife was not in labor, she was at an ultrasound for a baby that's neither of theirs because she's a surrogate for a friend. Adam was frustrated and we wondered why Useless Ustes was in a huge hurry, but maybe his wife still wanted him to be there for support so we didn't push it.

Day 2: Before Useless Ustes came in, Adam told me he got a text from him saying he just "raged quit" his other job at X hospital. When Useless Ustes came in at 11, Adam was already doing his initial job and he went straight to the computer next to my workstation to work on something. I thought he was doing additional training because we just got a new software update. From my peripheral view, the few times I noticed him, he always had his phone in his hand sometimes texting. No biggie, I see Adam text all the time and I don't know the full work culture. After an hour, Useless Ustes told Adam his wife's mucous plug broke and asked to leave. Adam was tired and just let him go. When I told Adam that explains why he was always on the phone. Adam was surprised/upset and realized why he took so long. It turned out Useless Ustes was just supposed to make a correction for ONE of his easy case reports from yesterday. I'm less experienced and it takes me max 10 minutes to make corrections, and that's if I had to physically find the case and reexamine it. Also before he left, he told Adam that he didn't rage quit X hospital! He got fire! The rest of the day Adam was so frustrated because Useless Ustes not only made his job harder by always having to double-check/correct his work and can't even commit a full work day after agreeing to, but is now lying about stuff that doesn't matter. So it makes us wonder what else he's lying about. This was also the day I found out that Useless Ustes is planning to apply to my school to be a worker at the hospital/instructor for the program I'm in. He thinks he will have an advantage because he is an alumnus of my school! I love my instructors and director and would be so disappointed if he got hired but Adam made me promise not to tell anyone. (He did give me permission to post on here though) I think he felt pity for him since he's the sole provider and his wife won't be making much from this pregnancy.

Day 3: Again before Useless Ustes came in, Adam asked me if I noticed the two phones that Useless Ustes had. Apparently, both phones were giving frequent notifications. I told him no but we speculated why he would have them. Adam automatically thought it was an affair phone and I thought maybe it was a work phone but it doesn't make that much sense since he lost his other job. Another idea was maybe it was a dealing phone but Adam doesn't think so. Useless Ustes came in around 9:30 and stayed 2-3 hours this time and didn't make much of an effort for an excuse and just left Adam more of his cases to clean up.

Day 4: Useless Ustes came in at 9:30 and asked to leave at 11:30 for whatever reason (spoiler he left at 11). While in, Adam casually mentioned seeing the extra phone and asked if it was his and why he would need it loud enough to catch my attention and my ears perked up. Sadly, Useless Ustes spoke too low and I had to wait till he left to know. Adam had to step out for a while and I was left alone with Useless Ustes. I can't explain it but something felt off. My internal guard automatically went up and I had a hard time focusing on my cases. He didn't say anything inappropriate but he did give off a condescending/creep tone giving advice on the program and how he "succeeded". I did find out what year he graduated though (which is important). Adam came back and Useless Ustes left shortly after, leaving behind another mess for Adam to clean up. Adam then told me he said he has an extra phone because he uses it for banking and spam calls (finally got to the title, I know). But we both found it BS and solidified our suspicion that it was an affair phone. So, Reddit, is this a legit reason, and if so, why bother carrying it with you if it's a throwaway phone? Are there any other innocent reasons why someone would have 2 phones?

Useless Ustes also told Adam before he left that he had another job at Y hospital but was recently put on suspension for.....sexual harassment! Apparently, he told a new girl he was training to "get on your knees and clean it up" after she accidentally spilled something. Idk if he's just an idiot, had a suggestive tone, or both but she reported it.
Remember when I said his graduation date was important? Well, he graduated the same year and was in the same class as my classmate's(who's a very close friend) older sibling! So of course I called her up and told her this whole story and she was texting her sibling at the same time. Her sibling said they are not surprised about Useless Ustes because he had a reputation for causing chaos wherever he goes, being cocky, a creep, and can never maintain a job. I feel more comfortable now that he's less likely to get the job since his reputation is well-known.

We have a few more days with Useless Ustes and Adam and I miss Izza dearly. Will try to update as the days go on.

TL;DR: I'm a med student on clinical rotations, and my current instructor Adam is dealing with the world's most frustrating per diem worker, "Useless Ustes."

  • Day 1: Ustes claimed his wife was in labor but actually left for a surrogate’s ultrasound, leaving work unfinished.
  • Day 2: He showed up late, did almost no work, and lied quitting when he really got fired. He’s applying to my school’s program because he's an alumnus
  • Day 3: Suspiciously has two phones, doesn’t work much, and leaves Adam to clean up his messes.
  • Day 4: Finally admitted one phone is for “banking/spam calls,” but Adam and I suspect it’s an affair phone. He also revealed he’s suspended from another job for sexual harassment.
  • A former classmate confirmed Ustes has a long-standing reputation as chaotic, cocky, and creepy.
1 Comment
2024/11/27
07:30 UTC

0

Back door virginity

Here goes my story and this happened about 19 years ago when I was about 25 and I'm 43 now so my memory isn't the best.

I used to live in a downtown area where everything is pretty much walking distance from where I lived. I was across the street at a deli that was also next to the laundromat where I was washing my clothes. I was facing into the laundromat and away from the street. That's when I heard his voice. I recognized it immediately. It was the voice of my "sperms donor". Some people call that type of person their dad or father.

I went outside to confront him and the conversation was short. I told him to get lost and never show his face in downtown ever again. His gf kept chiming in and trying to say that my "dad" always talked about me and loves me.. blah blah blah. I told her that I have no issues with her and that they both need to just leave. They did get up and walked away.

Later that night, I went on craigslist personals looking for some punishment. I posted an ad in the m4m section and looking for a guy who has a big dick. I took the first guy that responded and was disappointed. He had an average size I guess. I didn't experience the pain that I was looking for but I gave up my butt virginity.

I don't really know why I did it but I feel like I needed to. That was my first experience with a guy and I'm glad I did it because it allowed me to explore my sexuality.

I haven't seen my sperm donor since and he has passed away. I never let him know that I'm a cross dresser or that I've had experiences with guys because he never earned that from me.

If he was in my life more, I would have shared more but F him 😆 🤣 😂

That's my confession for everyone and I hope you enjoy..

5 Comments
2024/11/24
14:20 UTC

9

No Nut November is one of the worst things that could have happened for gender discourse.

Encouraging a bunch of dudes to not touch themselves or experience any kind of sexual release for a month is a great way to take any existing frustration a guy or some guys might have and pour gasoline onto the metaphorical fire. Whoever invented this shit has absolutely rancid shit going on upstairs, full stop.

8 Comments
2024/11/24
03:02 UTC

1

Really funny story I remembered about my old apartment

I used to live in a really cheap 3x4 apartment that had leaking issues in the ceiling, I only lived there for about 8 months but the neighbors upstairs was a family of 5 and had a larger room but only 1 bathroom so they used the bathroom really often and every time they showered the residual water would drip through the bathroom tiles and into my bathroom and it started molding really badly after a month or two, the mold was so bad that it eventually sealed itself off and the leaking stopped

1 Comment
2024/11/23
10:13 UTC

1

UK national curriculum should how to use a fire extinguisher be on there as well as how to prevent wildfires and first aid should it be on there?

1 Comment
2024/11/20
00:30 UTC

0

Some guy offered me a nutter butter if I nut on his butter. So I nut on his butter and he gave me a nutter butter.

1 Comment
2024/11/19
23:13 UTC

2

Unhappy

22m I am so unhappy, I genuinely can’t think of the last time over truly enjoyed living I feel like I’m just living to live, I have no reason to wake up in the morning I don’t want to kill myself but really wouldn’t concern me if something happened that threatened my life. I’m not upset about where I am in life, everything I’ve done has gotten me to the point I’m at and that fine. I’m just tired Tired of dealing with bullshit Tired of trying to change things that have no control over I’m tired of the way my mind thinks about things I wish I had closer family I wish my dad didn’t pass when I was 11 I wish I wasn’t so alone, despite having friends, living with a few of them and my girlfriend none of that makes me feel like I’m wanted Everyday is the same. I just want to feel happy I want a smile on my face that actual means something I want to feel like a kid again? Not having to worry about how much I’m making and how much is going to be spent so I’m not homeless I want to just escape but it’s Impossible Can’t ever tell anyone this cause it just doesn’t matter, who would care anyways? I’ve told my parents I’ve told my gf and even gfs in the past. “ I’m sorry I’m here for you it’ll get better “ but it never does Never more than an apology as if that’ll help anything. Even writing this feels pointless I’m by myself all day at work and many days I cry in my work van so I don’t bring it home. I’m just tired

10 Comments
2024/11/19
22:10 UTC

1

All birds are valid.

2 Comments
2024/11/19
00:17 UTC

0

Reverse society.

Think about it, this is for example about how most humans think and I totally do not agree with these but, Black people think all cops are bad you could say this in public saying that all cops are bad and it would be completely fine. But then, reverse it, Cops thinks all black people are bad now that sounds fucked up, our society has been driven into being the "victim" role, they basically contradict themselves and act the victim just to form a sense of acceptance. I've been called a fascist, a racist, a pig sometimes in my school my gay or LGBTQ or these "Furries" in my high school its totally fine even if I tell them they get a slap on the wrist, personally happened to me. Some L:GBTQ or "furry" kid called me these words (Not gonna get to indepth) but they got a slap on the wrist and in some point I felt like I was the one being told off like I did something bad, their excuse was always "You probably started it" "Their having a hard time" And its honestly so fucking annoying, they say "We want to be equal with you guys!" Yet they're treated like their kings, when I cussed LGBTQ kid (completely different conversation), he cried away and ran to the principal's office, later in the day I was called to the office, had cops near me and had a HIB Lawsuit filed against me (Legal action against bullying in NJ). I was treated like a fucking criminal, to go to court and it's stained on my record. This basically (Another example I don't agree with) Black Vs White, if a white person said fuck you to a black guy and didn't get any disciplinary action, but a black guy said fuck you to a white guy and he got arrested that wouldn't be fine at ALL. Socially these "minorities" or "Unequals" are now getting the upperhand, their getting treated specially, this litterately exemplifies how society has a whole and the social science of these kids are getting so out of hand.

12 Comments
2024/11/18
03:40 UTC

0

One of my greatest thrills is to shoot my dick snot on her face. [NSFW]

4 Comments
2024/11/17
17:20 UTC

4

My friend deserves this

(TLDR) My friend got a girlfriend and I'm happy to see them together.

So I recently got to see an old friend of 8 years. I knew he got a girlfriend, but I had never met her before and I was worried she was just going to be character development for him. I didn't want to she him get hurt the man has been through too much to be hurt by some woman. I went to his place and I got to meet her. Not going to lie I wasn't too sure about her at first. All three of us went and had a smoke outside and talked. After our smoke and the things we talked about I had a positive feeling about her. So we finished our smokes. Him and I then hungout in his living room, and talked about my life. I got him up to speed on what's been going on since the last time I saw him. He wanted to go get some joints so we walked to the dispensary. After we stood outside and talked some more and he shared all his feelings and his plans. At first I disagreed with them and I tried to talk him out of it, but he kept making good points. I finally agreed with him and I am confident that they know what they want and that he's going down the best path. However at the time I was having a hard time possessing everything. Our conversation has finally settled in with me and I'm ecstatic for him. Like I wanna believe this is his end game and I hope I'm right this man deserves this more than anyone I know. Honestly I don't know if this belongs here and if it doesn't then the mods can take this down. I just needed to tell people about this.

1 Comment
2024/11/16
09:27 UTC

1

People who regularly leave nice comments on other people's fanfics are the best people.

1 Comment
2024/11/15
03:34 UTC

0

I am personally very worried about a trump presidency and what it means for the UK

I am worried about the UK could go down the President Donald Trump root with a person like Nigel Farage also I am autistic and dyslexic so I am worried about another Holocaust

23 Comments
2024/11/14
19:14 UTC

1

How I talk to God

How I talk with God. First off he can hear you at all times, out loud or in your head.

How he talks to you. You feel God in your body, when he agrees with you or thinks you are on the right path or making a good choice he is that warm fuzzy good vibration feeling in your chest.

When he disagrees, he is telling you to stop, or you are making a bad choice, he is that feeling of shame, he is that feeling in your chest that feels like something is pushing down on you and that is god pushing on your soul trying to guide you on the right path.

How I talk to him, I literally just have a conversation with God in my head and he answers yes with a warm vibration in my chest. No is that feeling of shame and downward pressure going from the center of my neck downwards to the top of my stomach.

1 Comment
2024/11/14
00:51 UTC

2

I just had the worst dream of my life

So I'm 14 okay and it's currently 11:22 pm waaayyy past my bedtime and at 10:00 I wanted to sleep for school then I put my phone on charge turned around and closed my eyes usually it takes a long time for me to fall asleep but this time it was almost too quick and then in my dream I can't vividly remember but it was a regular dream then all of a sudden I was in my room in my sleeping position I couldn't move at all And I started feeling some sort of ringing vibration kind of sound and then there was this girl with black hair next to my bed then she lashed at me and shouted And when I tell u the vibrations were so loud it started hurting and I could physically feel it she kept shouting and shouting (I know this sounds crazy but I usualy get these types of dreams with the ringing sound bit it has never been this bad) I could tell I was dreaming and I tried to wake myself up I tried moving my fingers but nothing would budge since I share a room with my sister I shouted her name and I could her my voice feintly and then luckily that woke me up

3 Comments
2024/11/13
21:28 UTC

10

Just realised this

So i was just thinking about the good old days and one memory popped up in my mind.I was around 6-7 years old and i went to my parents bedroom just to look out the window or smthing then i noticed a little white thing on the bed...I went and tought it was yoghurt and yeah, i licked it up.💀After that i went down and i asked my dad, that what was that salty yoghurt on the bed.He gave me a strange face and said idk.At 16 i just realised what it was.I think he forgot about it, but i never will.

6 Comments
2024/11/13
17:54 UTC

0

I don't wear hats

2 Comments
2024/11/12
17:27 UTC

0

Welcome to My 10th reddit😊

Hey guys this is my 10th reddit, i gonna post my Fuck caillou of course and anything of course, and now i have 10 reddits now, my 9th one got logged off and forgot password and so isn’t that crazy

3 Comments
2024/11/11
20:45 UTC

0

Like to eat ass till the tongue is brown.

6 Comments
2024/11/11
16:12 UTC

0

Fashionably late?

I’m convinced everyone I talk to on here is working for the last person who scammed me.

1 Comment
2024/11/11
10:27 UTC

1

So mad

Somebody in my computer science class put the key board in alphabetical order why would you do that

6 Comments
2024/11/06
04:11 UTC

2

Life is like a game of chess, one wrong move and it’s hard to comeback from it.

I made this up myself what do you think of it ?

2 Comments
2024/11/04
21:14 UTC

7

I deleted my Twitter account

I deleted the twitter account I’ve had since 2008 earlier this week. It will take a full month for twitter (x) to permanently delete my account.

I’m a nobody. I’m not famous. No one will notice I’m gone from there. But it was time.

4 Comments
2024/11/04
01:04 UTC

1

How do I get over a girl that rejected me. It broke me, she was everything i had on my mind for a while... And now im in a shit hole cause i left things for later to spend time with her, and now it seems pointless

3 Comments
2024/11/02
23:37 UTC

Back To Top