/r/SyrianCirclejerkWar
Welcome to the /r/SyrianCirclejerkWar. The official acronym is "SCJW" or "/r/SCJW" (it is beautifully similar to SJW and thus, it was chosen) so if you feel like referring to this subreddit somewhere, use it. Or don't.
You are encouraged to make posts Woofers would normally delete on /r/syriancivilwar, so have fun!
Welcome to the /r/SyrianCirclejerkWar. The official acronym is "SCJW" or "/r/SCJW" (it is beautifully similar to SJW and thus, it was chosen) so if you feel like referring to this subreddit somewhere, use it. Or don't. Whatever.
You are heavily encouraged to make posts /u/Woofers_MacBarkFloof would normally delete on /r/syriancivilwar, so have fun!
If this sub hurts your feelings, go here
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Look i ironically Don't support nor like him but trust me, he's gonna win this one, filled with blood
Tiger's fembois rush towards rebel positions and offer bj.
While rebels are getting bjs Hezbollah cripples use the speed of their wheelchairs to flank around rebel held positions.
Russia will of course focus on hitting important targets like hospitals, schools and civilians.
Something.
Assad is proclaimed God Emperor. Vatniks nut in their pants.
This will likely be the last major battle in the Syrian war. After that, either the Rebels completely defeated or Assad is. For now, people on Reddit are overreacting completely, Hama has not been left. Foreign governments are siding with Assad. SDF are fighting with HTS. This was likely an order from Turkey to get stubborn Assad to accept negotiations after his smart ass refused to work with Turkey.
Hopefully this won’t get out of control and civilians won’t be hurt and Syria will have peace again.
Maybe counter attacks are coming? 🤔
A freedom fighter taking down a Christmas tree in Aleppo after invading the city.
So the season 14 is wrapping up to conclusion and producers managed to get everyone watching the show again with a shocking twist. As we all know, show got really boring around season 10, many of us calling it to end. I personally tuned off back then and only have I sporadically checked some recaps for the past few years. There were also other shows like the Covid (which was f*cking boring, but everyone watched it) and the Ukraine, which has been IMO much more interesting than Syria ever was. It shared some of the same actors, had a bigger budget, but it was waaay less complex. But even that show got really boring after the first season (although, Kursk episode was fun!)
They killed of Baghdadi, wrote rebels into a corner but with turkish protection, Assad did nothing (his wife had cancer or something other boring shit?), Joulani got a new wardrobe (seriously wtf?), Putin went to Ukraine show which turned him from the badass to a clown. Nasrallah died on that spinoff shit as did Qassem Soleimani. Just sporadic clashes, airstrikes and shitty economy. Even rebel infighting felt like it was an afterthought.
But Producers of this show got really creative decided "f*ck it!" Let's have Joulani do a insane blitzkrieg to Damascus, government infighting this time and have complete disintegration of SAA. The fall of Aleppo (this time to the rebels) and successful Hama offensive really subverted our expectations! This has been rapid turn of events and pace of the show has really reached new heights. But I'm bit worried: even though I'm binge watching again, are they burning candle from the both ends? Is the show going to last? Is this the final season? Well... if it is, at least the show ended with a bang rather than withered away (Korea anyone?) One thing bugging me is that, is this new direction undermining the entire story arc of seasons 5-10? Like in one episode everything that happened in those seasons were wiped out, just like they never happened. It makes me feel a bit betrayed as a fan of the show... Nevertheless, I hope we'll have good run and personally, I'll be tuning in for the next episode.
Oh, and a one idea I had about these recent events: is the show soft-rebooting? Like I feel like it is first few seasons again (It started really slow). I mean, if they get rid of Assad and have like Joulani to take his place? Then we could have Joulani fighting TFSA, some alawite holdout in the coast, what will happen to the kurds? Hell, we could have the CIA and israelis back in the show! I mean it would sure beat the last few seasons...
As a Cheney-Kaganite neocon, I'm confused as to which side my twitter support should lie. The SDF has democracy in its name and seems like the best option, but Russia supports the SAA?! Why must they fight together? By their name Tahrir-Al Sham sound the most evil, but they're NATO-allied and this Julian Ropcke tells me they're the good guys.
Help me, please. The likes and retweets of my account lies in balance.