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75

A man was killed after illegally crossing a border. What color was his skin?

"He was not killed! He was executed for his horrendous crimes of forced mental manipulation of a people, attempts to overthrow a governing body and biological assault on a fragile health system. He was tried and sentenced to death justly! Let this be a lesson to those that should follow."

Solution

10 Comments
2024/09/28
20:34 UTC

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"There is no push for reunification in the mainland.

What there is a push for is acknowledging that Taiwan is a part of China, not some independent country. That is the only thing the mainland wants. Everything else is negotiable. The Taiwan government could say 'yes, we are China, and so we will reunify maybe in the year 2200 or so' and Beijing would say 'well, we can negotiate that.'

What the US has done has put out the idea that Taiwan is somehow not China, but an independent country. That is the problem here. China is not really concerned about reunification and definitely no one wants a war except America."

Solution

4 Comments
2024/05/24
01:36 UTC

13

Is this bold take on the CDC from a Democrat or a Republican?

"Health is one of the ways that Americans are on their own. Do NOT listen to the CDC, the government at large, your healthcare provider, the people in the hospital..."

Solution

6 Comments
2024/02/13
22:08 UTC

23

Is this North Korean State Propaganda talking about Japan, Al-Qaeda Propaganda talking about America, or European Neo-Nazi Propaganda talking about Israel? An article that is titled: "Decadent society devoid of morality"

"People are trembling with anxiety and fear in (Japan/America/Israel) as there occur in succession killings in the country.

A man in his 40s stabbed his mother to death with a knife in (a region of one of those three countries) on December 9. Earlier on December 3, a member of the (military of one of those three nations) knifed an old man in his 80s to death in (region of one of those three countries).

What is more shocking is that the murderer said during the investigation, “I didn’t know the victim. I was eager to stab anybody with a knife.”

And a man choked his wife to death in (region of one of those three countries) on December 14, sparking public criticism.

During the investigation, the murderer impudently said that he strangled her as he found it difficult to attend to her.

In (region of one of those three countries) it was disclosed that a young couple killed their suckling baby and buried it in the vicinity of their relative’s house, to the astonishment of the public.

What matters is that such tragic events are commonplace in (Japan/America/Israel).

This year alone, such murders occurred in succession. For example, a woman killed her three little daughters at home and another woman suffocated her seven-year-old son to death.

Such cruel murders are inevitable results of the decadent society utterly devoid of morality.

Killing each other without hesitation between relatives obsessed with money and wealth is commonplace in (Japan/America/Israel) where people are steeped in extreme individualism and misanthropy and accordingly disregard even their family for money and care only for their own wellbeing.

(Japan/America/Israel) is, indeed, a country devoid of ethics and morality and rife with immorality and depravity and crimes."

Solution

3 Comments
2023/12/30
04:39 UTC

40

Neo-Nazi or anti-Israel leftist?

“[Jews/Israelis] are pigs. Savages. Very very bad people. Irredeemable excrement. […] May they all rot in hell.”

Solution

10 Comments
2023/11/01
19:26 UTC

19

Excerpts from a book written before 9/11, by a extremist leader. The plot follows a fictional Terrorist group that is about to launch a four-strike Terrorist act: one of the strikes is a suicide attack via crashing a plane into the Pentagon. Is the author a Radical Muslim Cleric, or Neo-Nazi leader?

"It’s still three hours until first light, and all systems are “go.” I’ll use the time to write a few pages – my last diary entry. Then it’s a one-way trip to the Pentagon for me.

It’s been more than four years since I’ve flown, but I’ve thoroughly familiarized myself with the (model of airplane) cockpit and been briefed on the plane’s peculiarities: I don’t anticipate any piloting problems.

I regret that I won't be around to participate in the final success of our (jihad/revolution), but I am happy that I have been allowed to do as much as I have. It is a comforting thought in these last hours of my physical existence that, of all the billions of men and women of (the Ummah/my race) who have ever lived, I will have been able to play a more vital role than all but a handful of them in determining the ultimate destiny of mankind. What I will do today will be of more weight in the annals of (the Ummah/the race) than all the conquests of (Tariq ibn Ziyad and Muhammad al-Fatih / Caesar and Napoleon)... if I succeed.

Monday night, after we had made the final decision on this mission, I underwent the (final Salah / rite of Union).

The (prayer / ceremony) Monday was more moving and beautiful than I could have imagined it would be. More than 200 of us assembled in the (basement makeshift musalla / cellar of the Georgetown gift shop).

Thirty new probationary (mujahideen / members) were sworn into (Al Akhawia / the Order), and 18 others, including me, participated in the (final Salah / rite of Union). I alone, however, was singled out, because of my unique status.

When (Sheykh Naeem Ibrahim Dufour / Major Williams) summoned me, I stepped forward and then turned to face the silent sea of (subhah covered wrists / robed figures). What a contrast with the tiny gathering only two years earlier, when seven of us met upstairs for my initiation! (Al Akhawia / The Order), even with its extraordinary standards, is growing with astonishing rapidity.

Knowing fully what was demanded in character and commitment of each man who stood before me, my chest swelled with pride.

Of course, I would have liked to have children by (Nakia/Katherine), so that I could also have immortality of another sort, but that is not to be. I am satisfied."

Solution

4 Comments
2023/10/16
19:28 UTC

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"every (member of one of the two sexes) on earth felt that this was a direct personal attack on them. So unless (member of the other sex)’s feelings are more important than (the first sex)’s feelings, we should really be considering how this lunatic sentence makes (the first sex) feel

especially given that the judge was (the other sex), pushing a penile/vaginal agenda.

(The first sex) are clearly totally powerless in this society, and totally oppressed.

Of course, we can’t say that, because we are systematically being silenced."

Solution

4 Comments
2023/09/14
03:17 UTC

34

Communist or fascist?

Seizure & nationalization of StarLink seems a bare minimum at this point.

Solution

12 Comments
2023/09/10
04:19 UTC

33

"The male/woman political agenda, as we’ve seen, revolves around only two points:

  1. The male/female sexual fantasy

  2. Sadism, particularly that involving extreme violence

Obviously, the second thing is a part of the first thing. Men's/Women’s obsession with sadistic violence is sexual in nature."

Solution

5 Comments
2023/08/30
03:05 UTC

9

Queer theorist or trad?

“gay and straight” as sexual categories don’t even exist

Solution

3 Comments
2023/08/30
02:54 UTC

124

“No Black person will be able to succeed in a merit-based system”

13 Comments
2023/06/30
01:08 UTC

62

Nazi or SJW.

"What's funny is that [curly hair is/blue eyes are] actually a [hair/eye] mutation that just became a basic genetic human characteristic but because naturally we aren't supposed to have [it/them], it's why people who have [curly hair/blue eyes] look like they consumed a soul or two and appear freaky to us."

https://www.reddit.com/r/StormfrontorSJW/comments/13yqzc4/solution/

11 Comments
2023/06/02
22:10 UTC

33

Postmodernist or Right Winger

don’t get what? Science isn’t “inventing” stuff, that’s engineering. Science is simply a tool to push…their beliefs. But his studies are still accepted, even though they are wrong…

solution

4 Comments
2023/03/25
22:13 UTC

83

Radical feminist or Right Wing Conservative?

I would never let a man who is not a blood relative babysit my kids. Most parents wouldn't. […]

It's not surprising. Horrific, infuriating, gut-wrenchingly disgusting and evil. But not surprising.

Solution

6 Comments
2023/01/19
02:34 UTC

17

Reactionary Catholic or Progressive Liberal: If you don't believe in the common good and the idea that we all have a responsibility towards our fellow man, shut up and [educate yourself / read some encyclicals ]

6 Comments
2022/12/26
23:12 UTC

38

Scientologist or Leftist?

"Scientologists/Anarcho-Communists believe in making a better world for all people, not just ourselves."

"There isn’t anything a Scientologist/Socialist likes better than to extend a hand in friendship, to help someone in need, or change someone’s life for the better wherever they can. This is part of our core beliefs. It’s who we are. We know these are high standards in today’s world, where controversy, scandal and chaos drive the media and good news is usually a bit “too dull” to report on. And isn't that a little sad?"

"We’re a friendly bunch.

Let’s be friends."

Solution

9 Comments
2022/12/08
00:28 UTC

56

Homophobic or Antinatalist

A response to an image two babies with the response:

what a nightmare🌈

Solution

28 Comments
2022/10/27
10:39 UTC

98

Is this tweet made by a White or Black Supremacist?

(White/Black) ppl that don't care about the erasure of (white/black) bloodline 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Every other group of ppl teach their children racial loyalty so why shouldn't we?

Note that the two tweets are from the same person

Solution

14 Comments
2022/08/18
21:44 UTC

51

Nazi Propagandist talking about Adolf Hitler, or Communist Propagandist talking about Kim Il-sung?

In all that happens in (Germany/the Democratic People's Republic of Korea) today, whether economically, socially, or culturally, whether domestically or in foreign policy, one senses clearly that behind it all is the ordering and ruling hand of the (Fuhrer/Dear Leader). There is no area of public life that is hidden from him, or with which he is unfamiliar. His clear gaze reaches far, and he is involved in everything that happens.

He is the best expert one can imagine. It is entirely impossible to deceive him with Potemkin villages.

There are those who have learned that by guiding him through exhibitions, or by giving speeches at conferences about future plans and projects. Perhaps they believed they were on safe ground, but they soon learned to their shame and embarrassment that even the tiniest error in statistics or facts was immediately noted. Suddenly they found themselves in an unexpected crossfire of questions that displayed a startling understanding and surprising knowledge of an apparently esoteric topic.

A genius is able to see what is essential in things, situations, and people, to leave the nonessential to the experts, to think in fundamentals, and to carry the fundamentals through amidst a confusing mass of specialized knowledge. The (Fuhrer/Dear Leader) has this ability in great measure. His greatest gift is to distinguish the essential from the nonessential. He has an astonishing memory that always amazes even his closest comrades. He knows the important dates of (Greek, Roman, English, French, / Chinese, Japanese, Mongolian, Vietnamese,) and, of course, (Prussian and German/ Korean) history. He knows even the most obscure names in every area of human activity. Without a moment's thought, he can draw the outlines of the (list of notable cultural landmarks in Germany/Korea).

During discussions on the rebuilding of the (Reich/People's) capital, we saw that he knows (Berlin/Pyongyang) better than any (Berliner/Pyongyang mainstay).

He understands every modern weapon. He knows the tonnage of all warships, our own, of course, but also those of foreign nations.

He is one might say a specialist in every area, but the wonderful thing is that while most specialists never go beyond their knowledge, his knowledge is the raw material for understanding and action.

His victories have stature.

Solution

11 Comments
2022/07/11
05:49 UTC

64

"At this point, frankly, I just want to see videos of Russian soldiers mowing down “Ukrainian” civilians indiscriminately."

"These people are continuing to march and die and destroy their own country, kill their own people, for no reason at all, other than allegiance to a (Imperialist/foreign Jewish) regime.

Just level the place. Kill everyone. No one can claim they don’t deserve it."

"There’s no reason to start slaughtering civilians. I would cheer if I saw it, not gonna lie. There’d be champagne corks popping around my room like ping-pong balls at the sight of entire villages of these Ukie garbage being mowed down with machine guns. I would cry tears of joy seeing these animals’ bodies torn to shreds by totally indiscriminate PKP fire.

Order #66.

The “Ukraine” people started this. They’ve been killing civilians for 8 years. They’re current firing missiles randomly at residential buildings.

Russia has tried this nicey-nice thing, and the Ukie response is to continue to act like rabid animals.

But it’s fine.

Russia is winning by continuing to white knight for the civilians of a nation of utter savages. If it works it works.

Okay.

I guess if you can afford to hold the moral high ground, you should hold it.

If I were Putin, I would be using mustard gas.

But hey – that’s why I’m not Putin."

Solution

14 Comments
2022/06/25
09:56 UTC

97

‘’The state is a racial organization and not an economic one’’ (SJW or Neo-Nazi)

8 Comments
2022/04/18
11:53 UTC

78

“[People from minority group] are gullible, naive and easily susceptible to a suggestion their misfortune is the result of everyone else being out to get them”

14 Comments
2022/02/26
08:08 UTC

68

Neo-nazi or SJW?

"A Jewish guy and a half-black half-indian woman as defenders of europe lol you can't make this shit up"

SOLUTION

21 Comments
2022/02/20
15:31 UTC

94

“A minority should NEVER have the ability to block or make change. You’re the minority for a reason.”

12 Comments
2022/02/16
07:22 UTC

47

Far-Left or EcoFash?

"Who is we? There are multiple groups of people/Europeans who have zero issue living in harmony and had the planet thriving until another group came along, industrialized it, and is actively working to destroy it for profit today.

We can't individualize our way out of this. They gotta 🚫"

Solution

21 Comments
2022/01/28
04:29 UTC

49

Communist or Radical Traditionalist

The United States is rich in wealth. Cuba is rich in spirit. The people of Cuba possess an even more valuable wealth than we do, & their suffering has made them closer […]. We'd be wise to learn from their faith rather than export our degenerate capitalism to them.

Solution

12 Comments
2021/12/28
22:16 UTC

82

Islamic Fundamentalist or Neo-Nazi?

"When there is no negative consequence associated with the behavior, girls will keep doing the behavior, because it is exciting. You know the song “Girls Just Want to Have Fun”? That is literally all they want. Whether it is a nice muslim/white husband and babies or an Urban/Afghani drug gang, a girl is always just trying to entertain herself. Women all believe they are the center of the universe, which is why they have no sense of honor or personal dignity outside of what is enforced on them from the outside in the form of shame. Awarding a woman victimhood is a form of positively reinforcing a behavior."

Solution

17 Comments
2021/12/23
08:50 UTC

58

Right Wing Pundit or Communist Revolutionary

Liberalism stems from […] selfishness, it places personal interests first and the interests of the (Nation/Revolution) second, and this gives rise to ideological, political and organizational liberalism.

Solution

8 Comments
2021/11/16
00:41 UTC

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