MRW I'm a janitor for the Triple-A Durham Bulls and I have to clean the toilets
0 Comments
2025/01/30 17:13 UTC
60
MRW I sing "Red Rover, Red Rover" but forget the rest of the song
0 Comments
2025/01/29 19:01 UTC
110
MRW I’m doing an Elon Musk impression
2 Comments
2025/01/21 10:20 UTC
300
MRW I finally have the house to myself for the first time in 3 months.
1 Comment
2025/01/16 16:51 UTC
73
MRW I'm flying standby and they only have one first class seat left, which I don't really need but would like to enter a lottery for it
0 Comments
2025/01/13 23:27 UTC
53
MRW when I’m a devout Muslim and I go out for a succulent Chinese meal with my friend who has a head cold and I try the dumplings, which I don’t usually order, and I’m curious what they’re filled with.
0 Comments
2025/01/13 11:41 UTC
156
MRW I am a cat and touch the foil of antigravity
1 Comment
2025/01/12 22:33 UTC
26
MRW I'm on a Road Trip to Oklahoma but I'm Behind Schedule and Getting Frustrated and The Guy I'm Going To Visit Calls Me To Ask If I Am Almost There
1 Comment
2025/01/09 20:10 UTC
113
MRW I'm Captain America and I'm taking the elevator after thawing out (nobody told me about the civil rights movement)
2 Comments
2025/01/09 09:25 UTC
555
MRW I congratulate my friend after we finished building the tower of Babel together
7 Comments
2025/01/09 09:02 UTC
8
MFW somebody next to me asks me what Greg Heffley's little brother from Diary of a Wimpy Kid is called
0 Comments
2025/01/09 02:05 UTC
228
MRW I'm pooping at work and I'm wildly waving my arms to activate the light sensors.
4 Comments
2025/01/08 12:27 UTC
135
MRW I discover that none of my classmates wear underwear.
2 Comments
2025/01/07 19:01 UTC
19
Behold, the most useless gif ever!
0 Comments
2025/01/04 06:11 UTC
88
MRW I’m having a tough time assimilating after moving to a new school, and a bully accuses me of supporting my previous school’s mascot
3 Comments
2024/12/27 16:50 UTC
274
MFW I'm told wearing sunglasses with a cravate has been made illegal
4 Comments
2024/12/17 23:43 UTC
75
MRW I see a gingerbread nativity scene
0 Comments
2024/12/17 15:55 UTC
163
MRW when I'm a CEO and I notice someone changing their jacket