MRW I'm haunted by the ghost of my nagging wife but since she's incorporeal now the trusty old backhand falls flat
0 Comments
2024/11/14 17:42 UTC
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MRW i'm stuck in a car in a comic convention parking lot and i'm trying to get the attention of someone cosplaying the Madness Combat Protagonist
1 Comment
2024/11/14 16:37 UTC
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MRW Bernie Sanders accuses me(a democrat )of abandoning the working class(My son’s name happens to be Werk Inclass)
6 Comments
2024/11/13 00:17 UTC
360
MRW my wife gives birth but the infant is born blind
2 Comments
2024/11/12 20:36 UTC
497
A Minnesotan cashier realizing that $20 bill he received in 2020 was real all along
8 Comments
2024/11/11 03:05 UTC
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When I am running near the sun and someone asks me where it is, so I point to it but wonder why they asked since its location is so obvious; however, in doing so, I get distracted and run a little too close, ooh owch HOT!!
4 Comments
2024/11/01 02:36 UTC
202
MRW I’m a never nude and I’m pretending I’m Elon Musk
5 Comments
2024/11/01 00:26 UTC
349
MRW I’m larping and my teammates are on Ozempic
5 Comments
2024/10/31 03:44 UTC
95
MRW I start a new VR game with guns
0 Comments
2024/10/28 22:27 UTC
135
MRW I use a Mac for the first time after years of being a Linux user
2 Comments
2024/10/28 17:50 UTC
290
MRW I'm talking to Ant-Man
4 Comments
2024/10/27 01:39 UTC
134
When someone who usually levels strength but is trying an int build is struggling and asks me for advice
2 Comments
2024/10/24 22:26 UTC
203
mrw I'm watching a movie with my wife and there's a sex scene and she asks if I'm hard
1 Comment
2024/10/21 18:04 UTC
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MRW my friend and I attend a black tie party sponsored by Hot Wheels
10 Comments
2024/10/21 03:48 UTC
425
MRW I'm fighting Dracula and he inquires about big wooden object in my hand that coincidentally has a wig and a dress on it.
9 Comments
2024/10/19 12:55 UTC
32
MRW the bedroom is on fire but my girlfriend picks NOW of all times to invite her friend over for a threesome.
3 Comments
2024/10/17 04:55 UTC
267
MRW I use ChatGPT to write my report on AI.
1 Comment
2024/10/14 00:19 UTC
237
MRW someone says my custom built jetpack won't work
2 Comments
2024/10/11 10:14 UTC
268
MRW I'm Janet Jackson at the 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show
3 Comments
2024/10/09 18:49 UTC
55
MRW I lose the wrestling match and realize way too late that I forgot to take my epilepsy medication this morning
2 Comments
2024/10/08 03:49 UTC
17
MRW I’m a couples sex therapist and my celibate patient asks how they can create intimacy with their partner
1 Comment
2024/10/02 05:27 UTC
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MRW my surname is YEARS and also suicidal but then discovered I have a tumor so I go to the doc to know if it is benign or malignant and I tell the doc that I want it to be malignant and then I got tested but doc tells me news I don't like
13 Comments
2024/10/01 17:27 UTC
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MRW i blow a kiss and it boomerangs back into my left eye
0 Comments
2024/10/01 01:13 UTC
308
MRW I'm a butthole extruding a fat invisible turd
6 Comments
2024/09/30 21:08 UTC
198
MRW I finally find the guy I don't like whose name is Yeah and he is invisible but I punch him in the face anyway
2 Comments
2024/09/29 16:46 UTC
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MRW I'm a guy named Jesus, explaining my plan to go back in time in order to make myself the focus of a certain holiday
0 Comments
2024/09/29 13:35 UTC
108
MRW I’m a geometry teacher and I ask my students the name of where two lines intersect and they tell me it’s the hypotenuse
3 Comments
2024/09/22 11:21 UTC
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me when I leave the coffee smelling tournament and I mistakenly switched the smelling salts with the chloroform