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When I am running near the sun and someone asks me where it is, so I point to it but wonder why they asked since its location is so obvious; however, in doing so, I get distracted and run a little too close, ooh owch HOT!!

4 Comments

2024/11/01
02:36 UTC

198

MRW I’m a never nude and I’m pretending I’m Elon Musk

5 Comments

2024/11/01
00:26 UTC

340

MRW I’m larping and my teammates are on Ozempic

5 Comments

2024/10/31
03:44 UTC

MRW I start a new VR game with guns

0 Comments

2024/10/28
22:27 UTC

135

MRW I use a Mac for the first time after years of being a Linux user

2 Comments

2024/10/28
17:50 UTC

287

MRW I'm talking to Ant-Man

4 Comments

2024/10/27
01:39 UTC

136

When someone who usually levels strength but is trying an int build is struggling and asks me for advice

2 Comments

2024/10/24
22:26 UTC

198

mrw I'm watching a movie with my wife and there's a sex scene and she asks if I'm hard

1 Comment

2024/10/21
18:04 UTC

1,046

MRW my friend and I attend a black tie party sponsored by Hot Wheels

10 Comments

2024/10/21
03:48 UTC

424

MRW I'm fighting Dracula and he inquires about big wooden object in my hand that coincidentally has a wig and a dress on it.

9 Comments

2024/10/19
12:55 UTC

MRW the bedroom is on fire but my girlfriend picks NOW of all times to invite her friend over for a threesome.

3 Comments

2024/10/17
04:55 UTC

262

MRW I use ChatGPT to write my report on AI.

1 Comment

2024/10/14
00:19 UTC

236

MRW someone says my custom built jetpack won't work

2 Comments

2024/10/11
10:14 UTC

266

MRW I'm Janet Jackson at the 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show

3 Comments

2024/10/09
18:49 UTC

MRW I lose the wrestling match and realize way too late that I forgot to take my epilepsy medication this morning

2 Comments

2024/10/08
03:49 UTC

MRW I’m a couples sex therapist and my celibate patient asks how they can create intimacy with their partner

1 Comment

2024/10/02
05:27 UTC

351

MRW my surname is YEARS and also suicidal but then discovered I have a tumor so I go to the doc to know if it is benign or malignant and I tell the doc that I want it to be malignant and then I got tested but doc tells me news I don't like

13 Comments

2024/10/01
17:27 UTC

MRW i blow a kiss and it boomerangs back into my left eye

0 Comments

2024/10/01
01:13 UTC

303

MRW I'm a butthole extruding a fat invisible turd

6 Comments

2024/09/30
21:08 UTC

201

MRW I finally find the guy I don't like whose name is Yeah and he is invisible but I punch him in the face anyway

2 Comments

2024/09/29
16:46 UTC

MRW I'm a guy named Jesus, explaining my plan to go back in time in order to make myself the focus of a certain holiday

0 Comments

2024/09/29
13:35 UTC

106

MRW I’m a geometry teacher and I ask my students the name of where two lines intersect and they tell me it’s the hypotenuse

3 Comments

2024/09/22
11:21 UTC

145

me when I leave the coffee smelling tournament and I mistakenly switched the smelling salts with the chloroform

0 Comments

2024/09/11
04:18 UTC

MRW I invited some bros over but it turned into a Bukkake party that got completely out of hand

4 Comments

2024/09/01
02:45 UTC

184

mrw I need to explain what "riding bareback" means to my friend because she thinks it has something to do with horses and keeps embarrassing herself

2 Comments

2024/08/28
02:11 UTC

229

MRW in helping my neighbor with a project but I start daydreaming and handed him the wrong kind of wrench. (Also my neighbor is a dinosaur)

5 Comments

2024/08/25
21:48 UTC

168

MRW I asked the hooker to asphyxiate me, but she makes the rope too slack

4 Comments

2024/08/23
15:43 UTC

180

MRW I realize i can emit radiation into my front facing camera by posing like a fruity male model

4 Comments

2024/08/22
02:19 UTC

Jumping ship?

352,065 Subscribers

When I am running near the sun and someone asks me where it is, so I point to it but wonder why they asked since its location is so obvious; however, in doing so, I get distracted and run a little too close, ooh owch HOT!!

MRW I’m a never nude and I’m pretending I’m Elon Musk

MRW I’m larping and my teammates are on Ozempic

MRW I start a new VR game with guns

MRW I use a Mac for the first time after years of being a Linux user

MRW I'm talking to Ant-Man

When someone who usually levels strength but is trying an int build is struggling and asks me for advice

mrw I'm watching a movie with my wife and there's a sex scene and she asks if I'm hard

MRW my friend and I attend a black tie party sponsored by Hot Wheels

MRW I'm fighting Dracula and he inquires about big wooden object in my hand that coincidentally has a wig and a dress on it.

MRW the bedroom is on fire but my girlfriend picks NOW of all times to invite her friend over for a threesome.

MRW I use ChatGPT to write my report on AI.

MRW someone says my custom built jetpack won't work

MRW I'm Janet Jackson at the 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show

MRW I lose the wrestling match and realize way too late that I forgot to take my epilepsy medication this morning

MRW I’m a couples sex therapist and my celibate patient asks how they can create intimacy with their partner

MRW my surname is YEARS and also suicidal but then discovered I have a tumor so I go to the doc to know if it is benign or malignant and I tell the doc that I want it to be malignant and then I got tested but doc tells me news I don't like

MRW i blow a kiss and it boomerangs back into my left eye

MRW I'm a butthole extruding a fat invisible turd

MRW I finally find the guy I don't like whose name is Yeah and he is invisible but I punch him in the face anyway

MRW I'm a guy named Jesus, explaining my plan to go back in time in order to make myself the focus of a certain holiday

MRW I’m a geometry teacher and I ask my students the name of where two lines intersect and they tell me it’s the hypotenuse

me when I leave the coffee smelling tournament and I mistakenly switched the smelling salts with the chloroform

MRW I invited some bros over but it turned into a Bukkake party that got completely out of hand

mrw I need to explain what "riding bareback" means to my friend because she thinks it has something to do with horses and keeps embarrassing herself

MRW in helping my neighbor with a project but I start daydreaming and handed him the wrong kind of wrench. (Also my neighbor is a dinosaur)

MRW I asked the hooker to asphyxiate me, but she makes the rope too slack

MRW I realize i can emit radiation into my front facing camera by posing like a fruity male model