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MRW someone asks me what my favorite chem in Fallout is

8 Comments

2024/04/24
09:50 UTC

MRW My best friend and I emerge after 3 months in our respective goon caves and I remind him I still don’t care for his mother

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2024/04/19
21:59 UTC

MRW i'm becoming a metamorphic rock

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2024/04/07
03:29 UTC

MRW I'm a male and it gets a little cold

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2024/04/01
17:28 UTC

MRW it's noon so I get to eat lunch

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2024/03/27
18:00 UTC

MRW someone asks me how high I could hold a lemon in each hand

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2024/03/27
14:33 UTC

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my reaction when my wife asks me how much i spent on the machine that turned me into 18 copies of Rodney Dangerfield

1 Comment

2024/03/22
01:28 UTC

My dad's response when I ask him what he expects me to do with the stopwatch he brought to our annual board game night at the slaughterhouse

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2024/03/21
20:06 UTC

133

my reaction when i'm a newspaper delivery man and i'm delivering to an orange trousered stickman with funky hair

3 Comments

2024/03/19
19:12 UTC

MRW I see my dog sitting at the door waiting to be let out

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2024/03/14
21:48 UTC

MRW I have to find a cellphone provider in Canada.

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2024/03/13
14:18 UTC

263

MRW my son starts crying after he opens the knockoff "Masters of the Universe" action figure I bought him for Christmas

12 Comments

2024/03/12
07:10 UTC

When you're a British person in an open relationship and the guy you were going to have a threesome with backs out at the last minute because he doesn't vibe with your husband

1 Comment

2024/03/09
00:02 UTC

171

MRW I'm an element that has, once again, unsuccessfully attempted to bond with a noble gas

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2024/03/08
18:33 UTC

452

MRW I set up an at-home sleep apnea test and my wife comes home asking why my Frankenstein looking ass needs all those wires

6 Comments

2024/02/23
17:52 UTC

162

MRW I try to X out of a program but it just minimizes to the system tray.

4 Comments

2024/02/21
00:05 UTC

115

MRW I work out a plan for damage control after my private video of myself beating my meat was leaked and became viral.

You used to call me on my cellphone.

2 Comments

2024/02/15
14:16 UTC

MRW it’s 10:01pm on April 30th and the doctor just told me the baby is still 2 hours from being born and my wife asks me when the baby will be born.

3 Comments

2024/02/14
18:15 UTC

MRW I'm having a meeting with my generals but suddenly food poisoning kicks in

2 Comments

2024/02/09
22:28 UTC

MRW the math professor tells us he's going to calculate the average to solve the problem, but he keeps refusing to tell us which values

1 Comment

2024/02/09
08:45 UTC

401

MRW me and my wife notice the “Wearing sunglasses in this field carries a 15 year prison sentence” billboard

8 Comments

2024/02/08
01:54 UTC

151

MRW my teeth got knocked out boxing so I had to put in my oversize veneers before I check into the hotel

3 Comments

2024/02/05
08:45 UTC

MRW I arrive at my French friend's residence, which is made out of bread

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2024/02/05
07:46 UTC

264

MRW I hate roller coasters but my friend convinces me to go on the biggest one

6 Comments

2024/02/05
00:07 UTC

MRW I’m the lead singer of My Chemical Romance and someone asks me how I’m doing

2 Comments

2024/02/01
17:18 UTC

169

MRW I’m the CEO of Lego and we need to make more money

1 Comment

2024/01/30
09:32 UTC

MRW I'm investigating a serial killer and the chief wants to know what forensics found out about the shitty underwear left at the scene of each crime.

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2024/01/26
15:23 UTC

MRW a 1/10 is trying to leave the bar with my blacked out friend and I’m desperately trying to entice them to stay with more drinks

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2024/01/25
22:27 UTC

Jumping ship?

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MRW someone asks me what my favorite chem in Fallout is

MRW My best friend and I emerge after 3 months in our respective goon caves and I remind him I still don’t care for his mother

MRW i'm becoming a metamorphic rock

MRW I'm a male and it gets a little cold

MRW it's noon so I get to eat lunch

MRW someone asks me how high I could hold a lemon in each hand

my reaction when my wife asks me how much i spent on the machine that turned me into 18 copies of Rodney Dangerfield

My dad's response when I ask him what he expects me to do with the stopwatch he brought to our annual board game night at the slaughterhouse

my reaction when i'm a newspaper delivery man and i'm delivering to an orange trousered stickman with funky hair

MRW I see my dog sitting at the door waiting to be let out

MRW I have to find a cellphone provider in Canada.

MRW my son starts crying after he opens the knockoff "Masters of the Universe" action figure I bought him for Christmas

When you're a British person in an open relationship and the guy you were going to have a threesome with backs out at the last minute because he doesn't vibe with your husband

MRW I'm an element that has, once again, unsuccessfully attempted to bond with a noble gas

MRW I set up an at-home sleep apnea test and my wife comes home asking why my Frankenstein looking ass needs all those wires

MRW I try to X out of a program but it just minimizes to the system tray.

MRW I work out a plan for damage control after my private video of myself beating my meat was leaked and became viral.

MRW it’s 10:01pm on April 30th and the doctor just told me the baby is still 2 hours from being born and my wife asks me when the baby will be born.

MRW I'm having a meeting with my generals but suddenly food poisoning kicks in

MRW the math professor tells us he's going to calculate the average to solve the problem, but he keeps refusing to tell us which values

MRW me and my wife notice the “Wearing sunglasses in this field carries a 15 year prison sentence” billboard

MRW my teeth got knocked out boxing so I had to put in my oversize veneers before I check into the hotel

MRW I arrive at my French friend's residence, which is made out of bread

MRW I hate roller coasters but my friend convinces me to go on the biggest one

MRW I’m the lead singer of My Chemical Romance and someone asks me how I’m doing

MRW I’m the CEO of Lego and we need to make more money

MRW I'm investigating a serial killer and the chief wants to know what forensics found out about the shitty underwear left at the scene of each crime.

MRW a 1/10 is trying to leave the bar with my blacked out friend and I’m desperately trying to entice them to stay with more drinks