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Top cunts & top patter.

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This subreddit features social media posts and messages written either partially or fully in Scottish patter.

Posting guidelines

  • All forms of Scottish patter are sound.

  • Keep personal information tae a minimum. Mods reserve the right tae remove posts and/or request personal information to be edited out at our own discretion.

  • Link tae images directly. This makes browsing easier for folk using RES or on mobile.

  • Nae re-posting. Common reposts or reposts within two months will be lifted at moderator discretion.

  • Nae cunt cares if a post is fictional. Comments along the lines of 'That happened' will be removed automatically and circumventing this will result in a temporary ban. Comments that break site wide rules will also be removed and you may be banned.

  • Dinnae force it in the titles. You will look stupid and we will all laugh at you. Seriously it looks silly, stop making up daft words and sticking them in the title. Also, one word titles will result in a ban without warning. This is to help keep some sort of quality to the subreddit and combat spammers/karma farmers. Regardless, it's lazy.

Please Note: Bot accounts are not allowed. Low-effort novelty accounts that dinnae constructively contribute content or add tae discussion (e.g., trolling, counting, modifying parent comments, correcting someone's grammar, etc.) are not allowed on /r/ScottishPeopleTwitter

/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter

904,072 Subscribers

492

Apparently there's no much difference?

4 Comments
2025/01/04
21:23 UTC

6,435

Not far enough

12 Comments
2024/12/24
18:54 UTC

2,372

Did the BBC just cock and balls Scotland?

58 Comments
2024/12/12
19:31 UTC

526

the post he was replying to was the SNP's winter fuel payment plan.

28 Comments
2024/12/03
18:08 UTC

811

Salt n vinegar?

1 Comment
2024/11/30
07:25 UTC

8,573

Hero

27 Comments
2024/11/26
23:21 UTC

8,543

Must be bad

11 Comments
2024/11/21
16:40 UTC

12,350

Throwback

114 Comments
2024/10/29
17:57 UTC

324

Trailer for new Scottish horror film about midgies

60 Comments
2024/10/09
11:19 UTC

1,111

A wild IRN BRU spotted

24 Comments
2024/09/26
18:00 UTC

504

Best job advert ever written in Scotland? Catering assistant at the Rest and be Thankful butty van. Snowflakes need not apply....

74 Comments
2024/08/27
22:44 UTC

704

What will they sell now?

24 Comments
2024/08/22
09:35 UTC

7,423

am no willy stealer lass

30 Comments
2024/08/21
07:54 UTC

1,650

The Scottish version of ‘Dude, Where’s My Car’

7 Comments
2024/08/03
01:22 UTC

1,194

Andy Murray's retirement is starting well.

19 Comments
2024/08/02
06:09 UTC

1,210

Sunny Weather........

18 Comments
2024/07/28
07:57 UTC

515

Absolute fever dream

4 Comments
2024/07/27
20:14 UTC

428

Keep eh change pal

2 Comments
2024/07/27
17:40 UTC

35

Super Jock

2 Comments
2024/07/27
11:37 UTC

1,140

Uncanny sign from god

11 Comments
2024/07/20
14:16 UTC

11,756

What I wanna see

472 Comments
2024/07/12
15:48 UTC

1,241

Too Relatable

9 Comments
2024/07/05
21:05 UTC

787

Baby Reindeer Guy

32 Comments
2024/06/20
14:13 UTC

1,594

:(

4 Comments
2024/06/15
16:47 UTC

1,551

Midori for the Big Yin

11 Comments
2024/06/08
11:33 UTC

1,098

Mare patter

18 Comments
2024/06/06
23:28 UTC

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