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Top cunts & top patter.

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This subreddit features social media posts and messages written either partially or fully in Scottish patter.

Posting guidelines

  • All forms of Scottish patter are sound.

  • Keep personal information tae a minimum. Mods reserve the right tae remove posts and/or request personal information to be edited out at our own discretion.

  • Link tae images directly. This makes browsing easier for folk using RES or on mobile.

  • Nae re-posting. Common reposts or reposts within two months will be lifted at moderator discretion.

  • Nae cunt cares if a post is fictional. Comments along the lines of 'That happened' will be removed automatically and circumventing this will result in a temporary ban. Comments that break site wide rules will also be removed and you may be banned.

  • Dinnae force it in the titles. You will look stupid and we will all laugh at you. Seriously it looks silly, stop making up daft words and sticking them in the title. Also, one word titles will result in a ban without warning. This is to help keep some sort of quality to the subreddit and combat spammers/karma farmers. Regardless, it's lazy.

Please Note: Bot accounts are not allowed. Low-effort novelty accounts that dinnae constructively contribute content or add tae discussion (e.g., trolling, counting, modifying parent comments, correcting someone's grammar, etc.) are not allowed on /r/ScottishPeopleTwitter

/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter

906,070 Subscribers

690

Salt n vinegar?

0 Comments
2024/11/30
07:25 UTC

8,449

Hero

26 Comments
2024/11/26
23:21 UTC

8,416

Must be bad

11 Comments
2024/11/21
16:40 UTC

12,278

Throwback

112 Comments
2024/10/29
17:57 UTC

309

Trailer for new Scottish horror film about midgies

60 Comments
2024/10/09
11:19 UTC

1,041

A wild IRN BRU spotted

23 Comments
2024/09/26
18:00 UTC

471

Best job advert ever written in Scotland? Catering assistant at the Rest and be Thankful butty van. Snowflakes need not apply....

74 Comments
2024/08/27
22:44 UTC

661

What will they sell now?

24 Comments
2024/08/22
09:35 UTC

7,304

am no willy stealer lass

30 Comments
2024/08/21
07:54 UTC

1,575

The Scottish version of ‘Dude, Where’s My Car’

7 Comments
2024/08/03
01:22 UTC

1,146

Andy Murray's retirement is starting well.

19 Comments
2024/08/02
06:09 UTC

1,145

Sunny Weather........

18 Comments
2024/07/28
07:57 UTC

488

Absolute fever dream

3 Comments
2024/07/27
20:14 UTC

387

Keep eh change pal

2 Comments
2024/07/27
17:40 UTC

29

Super Jock

2 Comments
2024/07/27
11:37 UTC

1,103

Uncanny sign from god

11 Comments
2024/07/20
14:16 UTC

11,695

What I wanna see

478 Comments
2024/07/12
15:48 UTC

1,220

Too Relatable

9 Comments
2024/07/05
21:05 UTC

781

Baby Reindeer Guy

32 Comments
2024/06/20
14:13 UTC

1,572

:(

4 Comments
2024/06/15
16:47 UTC

1,525

Midori for the Big Yin

11 Comments
2024/06/08
11:33 UTC

1,059

Mare patter

18 Comments
2024/06/06
23:28 UTC

4,716

#notmyking

50 Comments
2024/06/05
08:28 UTC

114

Another brilliant song for the euros

Love this one.

20 Comments
2024/06/01
13:48 UTC

501

Beaver you say?

7 Comments
2024/05/31
21:09 UTC

767

Bugger all

4 Comments
2024/05/30
22:32 UTC

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