Iran firing joke missiles at Israel to calm the Nation. In return Israel is going to shoot Nuclear effect type Missiles at Iran soon and call it War.

I know that this might not be the best place to post about this, but I don’t know where else to post it. I don’t want to sound like a doomer, but I genuinely feel like 2024 is the worst year for Ukraine. Even back in 2022, when the Russians had much more Ukrainian territory, I felt like Ukraine was in a much better position then than now because the News was basically like “Ukraine singlehandedly slows down Russian Invasion”, “Ukrainian Soldiers humiliate Putin’s Elite Soldiers”, "Vladimir Putin's is finished," “Ukraine recaptures Kherson from the Occupiers”, etc. Now it’s just “Thousands of Ukrainian Men flee Ukraine to avoid Conscription”, “Conscription Squads send Ukrainian Men into hiding”, “Russian Troops gain more territory”, “The Ukrainian Military has a Manpower Shortage”, “Zelenskyy sacks Incompetent Generals”, etc. I have seen actual Ukrainians comment on Memes about how Ukraine is winning against Russia, saying, “As a Ukrainian, I can tell you that we’re not winning against Russia right now.” or something like that, which is just concerning. Is anybody else worried that Ukraine might lose?

Did you know it’s illegal to say “I want to kill the President of the Russian Federation”? It’s illegal, it’s a criminal threat. It’s one of the only sentences your not allowed to say. Now, it was ok for me to say it just then because I was telling you that it’s illegal to say “I want to kill the President of the Russian Federation”. I’m not actually saying it, I’m just saying that it’s illegal to say it. It’s kind of like a public service, I’m letting you know so that you don’t go out, and accidentally say something like that. But what’s very interesting, is that it’s illegal to say “I really really want someone out there to kill the President of the Russian Federation”. That’s illegal, extremely illegal. Very very illegal. But not illegal to say “with a Mortar Launcher”, because that’s its own sentence. It’s an incomplete sentence, but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that, so it’s perfectly fine. Perfectly legal.

I also found out it’s incredibly illegal, extremely illegal, to go on the All-Russia State Television and Radio Broadcasting Company and say something like “the best place to fire a Mortar Launcher would be from Lenin's Mausoleum, because of minimal security and you’d have a clear line of sight to the President’s Bedroom”. Insanely illegal. Ridiculously, Recklessly, Insanely illegal. Yet even more illegal would be to show an illustrated diagram. INSANELY illegal. Ridiculously, horribly, felonious. The FSB will come to your house in the middle of the night and lock you up. Extremely against the law.

One thing that is technically legal to say, is that “we have a Squad that meets Fridays under the Kerch Bridge and the password is Slava Ukraini”.

Get in guys, it's time!