RULES

^(...except Nargacuga...)

I'm playing through Sunbreak, and none of these monsters will slap me around and send me back to Elgado in shame. I just want to meet a monster with some self esteem and ambition, a cocky son of a bitch that knows what he's capable of and has no problem letting you know as well. I want to meet a monster that can hang for more than 10 or 15 minutes before throwing in the towel and heading back home to play with his legos (no disrespect toward legos or lego fans intended, legos are pretty bitchin). I'm tired of seeing Magnamalo run away and then sit in a corner and lick his asshole like a cat. I want Goss Harag to quit bluffing and just shove his frigid dildo fists up my ass already.

I don't even bother with collecting the little rainbow birds in my pocket anymore, or popping buffs before an encounter. I just run straight in there and start abusing monsters. I wish they'd abuse me back. I wish they'd make me look at my health bar. I wish they'd waste my time and give me a 30 minute hunt.

IT'S JUST NOT HARD, GOD DAMN IT!

I'm only on MR4 quests. Yeah, I know, it's early MR, there's bigger and meaner shit coming, I still have tons of content ahead of me, but I'm 160 hours in and there have been no road blocks, no moments that made me question whether I might fail. I've only failed one quest, whichever one has you slaying a Nargacuga and something else I don't remember, and you only get one cart. Fucking Nargacuga carted me with his double tail swipe. I already made a post about how me and Nargacuga don't get along. He's exempt from this rant.

I'm not exactly a "veteran" of the series, but I did put 1200 hours into World/Iceborne, so naturally I'm bringing my skill and knowledge from that to Rise/Sunbreak. I shouldn't expect to hit road blocks in LR or HR like I did my first time through World. I don't know whether or not Rise is easier overall than World, because I can't have the same "first MH game" experience with Rise like I did with World. I can't be afraid of Pukei Pukei again.

But I wanted MR to ramp up the difficulty and not let me get complacent. I want the hype monsters like Magnamalo, Malzeno and Crimson Glow to feel dangerous. Instead, I have Magnamalo over here like "watch out, I'm gonna turn on the fog machine", and then I just walk left and continue to stab him or shoot pierce ammo up his butt. I wanted a rude awakening in MR like I got with Iceborne, where my cocky ass got carted hard by Fulgar Anja because I went at him acting like I knew what was up.

Guys, I want to feel like I'm playing MH for the first time again, and I can't, because I've already done it. I can't experience Monster Hunter for the first time again, and that's the real issue here. Not matter what, I can't suck anymore. I can't get caught completely off guard. I know too much. I've done too much. I've played the game, I've taken it out to dinner, we got married, we've raised our kids and sent them off to college. I can't get that back. It was one and done, never again. That feeling is in the past.

That makes me fucking sad! AND MAD! I'M MAD AND I'M SAD GUYS! I just need a monster to embarrass me and make me feel better.

Brachy sucks, the ad he does is bs. Even monster get the slime. A barnos qas covered in slime and charged at and exploded.

Why not give Longsword health regen while you are at it

https://youtu.be/0zCAyGQRWXY?feature=shared

Fatalis Alatreon Arch Tempered Velkana. Fatty Lala ATV. Fatty Lala ATV. FATTY LALA ATV. Why only these three. I'm MR 976 and that's all anyone ever wants to do. I suck at those guys. I can hang usually but I'm doing lowest damage and taking at least one cart (I always get safeguard because I know I'll choke every time). They are not fun fights. They are stressful, hurt my hands, make my chest hurt from nerves. Why doesn't anyone want to do anything else? People join my lobby that's all they post. Discord groups that's all we're doing. People see my level and think I can carry their asses. It's hella embarrassing to be like ok but I'm very bad. I can do raging brachy with my eyes closed. Ruiner nergi? 4 minutes let's go. That tempered seething bagel tigrex stygian? I got that all day. But inevitably it's the most miserable fights that hbg is not super great with and it's just a sad miserable slog. I'm not going to get any better, I've got like 3k hunts, done them all over 100 times. I just hate the end game in World. Give me PriMal or Valstrax please.

I'm talking, of course, of the bias against Prowlers.

Cats have such a bad rap its fucking unreal. It doesn't come up very often, but at least a couple times a day I run into some shitboiling human toilet who gives me crap for playing a maxed-out, meta level cat for no fucking reason. Or the worst one which set me off to make this post, a prick running a completely wrong cat himself who kicked me from a hub for NOT being a selfish asshole. I've never seen anything like that one.

Sometimes its the snide comments.

"Fukking furry"

"why tf you a minion?"

"Turns no EX or cats"

Other times its the whole room abandoning as soon as my turn comes up, despite helping 1-2 people with theirs already. Or twice groups have flat skipped me in the turn order, one repeatedly even after I pointed it out. One jackoff AFKed in the hub and wouldn't interact until I changed weapons. Another AFKed mid quest and caused us to fail, but only when it was my turn. MAD disrespect, bordering on griefing.

But the one that takes the cake is the loser from earlier today. We went into a hard Deviant fight, and really did very well overall. It was my run. Two people carted once apiece, and near the end I got unlucky with the suck and became cart number 3. We failed. It happens. I wasn't even mad and it was my quest, just "Don't sweat it!". But back in the hub this troon goes off about how my cat doesn't have the Farcaster skill and he's a real prick about it. I point out the skill costs 3 bars, and if you're keeping your damage up in a party you almost never have 3 bars just free. He pulls up his cat, which is set up kinda like mine but he's using "Extra Support" to cram Farcaster into his list, which is a complete waste of skills slots. He also has no damage skills set. No WEX, no Crit Up or Atk Up or Crit Boost or anything at all, so his DPS would be like half of mine which is already a little iffy compared to solid hunters because cat. I tell him his cat would be fantastic for solo but isn't gonna pull its weight in a party that needs him to do decent damage, and he calls me a pussy and kicks me from the lobby.

He kicked me from the lobby for giving a shit about pulling my weight with the other players. I've never seen the like in all my fucking years.

I recently started playing rise after MHW, and after primarily playing hammer alongside Lance and IG, my first thought was to test out the hammer. I knew rises combat was going to be different what with the wirebugs and all, but I didn't expect it to FEEL this bad. One of the favorite things about the hammer was that, despite its comical size all of the movements feel super natural and like they physically make sense. In Rise? Fuck all of that. Oh you know that cool ass spinning jump attack? Yeah let's make it feel horrible. In World, you could estimate how much height you were going to get based on your momentum and charge level, but in Rise you just fucking go up a fixed distance with little to no forward momentum, so you're just left spinning in the air like an idiot. To make matters worse, there's this weird ass split second pause your character does every time you do this move, like he has to think about it first. Okay, but what about big bang? Surely the titular hammer combo still feels good? Nah, that shit sucks too, has zero feedback and feels like you're hitting something with a fucking broom, not to mention the weird ass split second pauses again. The wirebug skills feel like shit too, and can't hold a candle to the one and only Brutal Charged Bang into clutch claw spinning attack.

All of this to say I'm trying out gunlance.

You impossible nickle plated cold cunt bitch. Fuck you and your spinning bullshit. How do you hit me? Who the fuck knows. You are the biggest daft cunt next to your hyper brother silver. Windproof Hi and somehow you hit me then run my ass down like a pickup truck. I'll shock your stupid ass one day.

To preface, not all of you. I actually love and appreciate you in hunts, from that status LBG hunter slidin away to that Bow Hunter pumping DPS, to that HBG guy way in the back slappin stickies, you're awesome.

But to that small 1% of HBG hunters playing multiplayer and spamming clusters and wyvern ammo, FUCK YOU. YOU CAUSED TWO FAINTS SPAMMING THAT SHIT. YOU DONT EVEN HAVE BRACE EQUIPPED, YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCK. YOU CAN'T EVEN AIM FOR FUCK AGAINST A DOWNED MONSTER. YOU GET OTHERS CARTED AND YOU CANT EVEN PICK UP THE SLACK. WHEN GOD GAVE PEOPLE INTELLECT, I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE YOU MY GUY DO NOT HAVE AN OUNCE OF COMMON SENSE.

I HOPE YOU HUNT FURIOUS RAJANG, AND HE BEATS THE EVER LIVING FUCK OUT OF YOU BECAUSE YOU TRIP. I HOPE THE METAL RATHS DUNK YOUR STUPID ASS. I HOPE YOU TRY TO HUNT ALATREON, AND YOU NEVER PASS THE VIBE CHECK. I HOPE YOU GO TO GUIDING LANDS AND THE FAUNA ROAR/STUNLOCK YOU. I PRAY THAT YOU NEVER FINISH ANY OF THE HARDER CONTENT BECAUSE IT FRUSTRATES YOU. I WISH YOU NEVER GET THE DROPS YOU AIM FOR. I HOPE RAGING BRACHYDIOS GETS A HOLD OF YOU AND INTRODUCES YOU TO A SMALL PIECE OF HELL. FINALLY, I HOPE AND PRAY THAT EVERYTIME YOU HUNT A KUSHALA, YOU FUCKING STRUGGLE.

tldr: dont be a dick and read what your ammo does. Otherwise play multiplayer hunts respectfully.

Fuck this game, I am almost fucking done with this fucking CC infinite combo hyper tracking aimbot jank simulator.

A while back MH4U pissed me off so fucking much I could fucking cause milions of property damage, this continues game just fucking PISSES ME OFF!! I tried giving it another shot but after beating HR caravan and doing Oroshi Kirin and Molten now in caravan and getting to HR7 in HUB, I feel DONE. FUCKING, DONE! This shit makes me seethe with blood boiling fucking rage like I've never felt, I genuinely loose all rationale and want to just fucking SMASH something. There is NOTHING learned from any fucking hit I take. What the FUCK DO I LEARN FROM MOLTEN TIGREX TRAPPING ME INTO A CORNER AND SPAMMING ITS TAILSPIN UNTIL IM DEAD AND I HAVE NO TIME TO SHEATHE, RUN, IFRAMES SEEM TO BE FUCKING DISABLED BECAUSE IT HAS 20 DIFFERENT FUCKING ACTIVE HITBOXES.

Every hit you fucking take in this game is fucking bullshit I swear on god, like, you see it coming 200 milion light years away and can't do ANYTHING about it because the game DECIDES you WILL get hit. You can get caught in loops of undodgeable attacks for-fucking-ever, literally spammed until carting. It doesn't matter if you get up or not or how delayed it is. Just the way hits fucking happen in this game sends me man.

This game is just not fair, NO ONE can convince me otherwise, because I know what I am fucking looking at, I'm not blind. If an attack starts and I genuinely just see the entire telegraph unfold, know what attack it is, and I can't do FUCK all to prevent getting hit, that's the definition of fucking unfair, and this game just chucks bullshit upon bullshit upon bullshit at you, HOW is any of this fair!? I just don't fucking understand. It just finds SOME way to just fuck you over in some way.

I am so fucking done, I could win the fucking UFC championship right now I am so beyond fucking mad I could withstand a fucking TNT explosion through sheer fucking spite.

Oh and my fucking replay's broke, so I couldn't clip the 200x COMPLETELY UNDODGEABLE ATTACKS in my Molten Tigrex hunt. THANKS AMD AND YOUR DOGSHIT DRIVERS!

Like come on.... I raged fighting Rajang because he had so many gimmick until I learned how to deal with them and now they have another gimmicky ass piece of shit.
Like what was the thought process?
Frist fight realized I need blast blight or I simply have to spend half the fight rolling, fair enough, 1 gimmick, 3x 1 deco slots taken.
Then I slot in fire resistance and eat veggie meal since fire blight is annoying and I assumed blast damage would be reduced, but no, thats apparently a whole other mechanic, its flat damage that does same damage no matter what you do, only thing to reduce it seems to be divine blessing which is pure RNG. So replace Fire resistance with Divine blessing but no meal has any use unless it got defender perk.
Try for a third time, his attacks seem fairly simply, start with a wallbang, tenderize a few times, cut the tail but then start the next issue, hos whole body is a hitbox, anything he touches is a hitbox, and after attacks the floor is a delayed hitbox. How TF am I supposed to get any damage in when floor is literal explosive lava. Downed him? too bad, you can get exactly 1 hit in since every body part throws slime on the floor, a really cool mechanic if it wasnt so spammy, The mechanic so cool you learn in first 60s that trying to abuse it doesnt work since it refreshes too quick, you use moss to hit it off or hit the hand to clean them, retreat and by next opening he already has the slime back on, moreover the changing colour makes you spazz out since any time it drops you gotta check what colour it is to see if it is safe to stay there for a second or if you need to dodge right away, so now you dodge, oh wait you dodged the floor is lava minigame but you still have to dodge the asshole raging around. Now if all of that wasnt enough, where every single thing around you has to be dodged as it explodes non stop doing flat damage that cant be reduced, the big ass nuclear spillage starts swinging his arms. Like fair enough make everything a fucking minefield but then they also make his attacks have hitboxes so wide that if you roll in to them they just drag you along straight into an explosion where his attack finishes, like what the actual fuck? You got to get Vitality lvl1 x3 or lvl4 mixed decos, you got to get blast resist lvl 1 x3, gotta get EW as high as possible and then also EE or you simply cannot roll out of half the huge ass hitboxes.
So after all that you think "what about the legs?" well the legs are by far the easiest target on the moving pile of sludge but somehow those are also a hitbox, you roll out of an attack? too bad the legs are right there to nudge you just enough so you cant dodge the next big boom.
So regular rolls wont do, most resistance dont do shit, gotta rely on RNG for damage reduction but at least you can stay on the floor after getting hit right? WRONG cause every single fucking MINE ON THE FUCKING FLOOR has different timer, if you stay on the floor, chances are there is big boom coming, if you get hit by an attack, you got half a second wait since the initial boom has to go off before you get to get up, then you wait another 1s for the next attacks to fly past ya and now as you are forced to get up the slime from second atatck catches you in an explosion?

Seriously, anyone got a any "helpful" tips to counter this BS? and no "dont be greedy" and "git gud" isnt a tip you jerk off, stay in MHW thread.

Edit:
IDK who the clown is that reported me to reddit as needing help/suicide hotline, well played xD caught me off guard

Edit2: after spamming the fight, the Mo 1 killer right now seems to be the arena itself, idk who decided ledges need to be everywhere but fuck that guy, literally every single time I try to dodge or superman dive an attack there is a LEDGE, which instantly carts me cause now im mid air with no iframes, longest window animation and nothing I can do but eat the damage.

I'm still soloing Shah Dalamadur and i'm thinking, is he really soloable? i have a berserk tetsucabra armor and a grandglory blade equipped with fastcharge deco for focus. I've been trying to solo him for awhile but still getting carted because of his blast attack followed by a big bite of his. This attack is really annoying because as you respawn and try to get back on his zone, his bite attack is already at your face and that's lights out again. Also, i've been trying to hit his weakspots but it looks like i'm just using a pickaxe against this damn snake. And now, it got me thinking is he really soloable? if so, any suggestions?

Im "mostly" an Lightgunner (due to Azure Rathalos trauma made me change into that forever) and like, how, but HOW do you even hit that explosive ball of stupid bombs at meelee???

Try hit his legs? Nope, get bombed. Try hit his face to break it? Nope, he just dash and EXPLODE you. His tail? Nope, the tail swing hit you and you TAKE FROM THE EXPLOSION. Also, you gotta wait the stupid bombardment fly he does for an whole minute... fun.

Like, how do you even hit that thing????? At least explosion wise, the Brachydios is more fair... but him? Nope.

Anyone else kinda disappointed by the SA in Wilds? Idk but this weapons feels kinda underwhelming, especially in comparison with other melee weapons like LS, Hammer, GS and CB... Also just in comparison with Rise's iteration of the Switch Axe.

There is a bunch of cool new additions, but I mainly wanna focus on the changes / aditions I don't like / I'm not all that impressed by:

• Phials ticks only happen in Swordmode again, they reverted the Rise changes which.. I mean that it sucks is an understatement.
• Wild swings to R2 now forces you to morph to swordmode instead of giving you the option to do so like Rise, 4U. This lead to a couple of unfortunate "reloads" during my initial playtime but I'll probably get used to it (again).
• You can't change directions when rolling + R2 like you could in Rise, which makes the weapon quite a bit less agressive.
• ZSD seems to attach slower? Also nothing akin to Soaring Wyvern Blade, meaning there is a significant downtime after ZSD-ing.
• Also ZSD and regular elemental discharge does not seem to "semi-ignore?" HZV as it did in Rise. Bummer.
• The offset attack is pretty cool. The swordmode counter is very forgiving but also occasionally obliterates my health for doing it, I assume that's a timing thing? It being rather slow also can become quite the risk. And the reward is... You're doing "slightly" more damage than regular attacks? Idk how much I'll be using it

Thats it so far. Idk if they'll change anything upon release but as it stands it feels like a work in progress to be honest. Sure its a step up from world but its also quite a few steps back from Rise that I'm not sure if its an "upgrade" overall. (Just kidding, its definitely not in my opinion but I'm sure people will disagree).

Do you think the SA in Wilds is an improvement over what it was in Rise / Sunbreak?

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Yeah run backwards, spread ur cheaks to satan, give him a hello, and maybe your character will dive, but maybe he will roll. Try sucking satans cock better next time for extra luck

Like seriously what is this dogshit, how do you consistently not roll when you want to dive. I would have probably soloed AT Velkhana if it weren't for this stupid shit

Man, this dlc is getting into my nerves BIG TIME

Has been like this since glavenus introduction, ever since then all the usual fun has been transformed into stagnating frustration, because the dlc IS NOT HARD, it isn't, I can tell when I suck and improve on it, it's what got me through rise and sunbreak, they got hard but they stayed fun

This dlc has been a 38 minute-hunts of RAGE QUITTING FRUSTRATION, partly because of the tenderizing mechanics (it just takes me out of the fight after I do it for the 3rd or 4th time but hey I DO IT)

but mostly because of monster invasions, just, so MANY

I had to re-stock d-pods TWICE each hunt for 3 hunts in a row every 2 hunts (average)

I COUNTED, I JUST HAD TO DUDE

not to say the amount of roaring and getting hit and getting stunlocked and on and on and on and on

I knew this was THE ISSUE when I got to namielle and had fun for the first time in 2 days, mostly because elder dragons get the whole area wiped so you focus on them so no 3rd party to shit on my breakfast

So I complete the IB story with a bitter taste in my mouth, I just got to the guiding lands and I have 0 drive to continue to play this game

I WANT TO but I Know I won't have a sliver of a good time anymore

I'm sure this is just shit luck and an ungodly Burnout from this game but I have never EVER experienced something like this with anything

I'm overwhelmingly frustrated and need to give this game a rest, I'm ranting just so I can get it out there so I can let it go and relax

But man FUCK ICEBORN for the time being

I see y'all when I get to alatreon, hopefully

I'm fighting primordial malzeno for the first time and this guy whips out a fucking really really unblockable attack. What is the point of this??? It takes 10 years for the lance to be put away so I can't just dodge the screen wide super unblockable one shot. I don't understand why guard up is even in this game.

Can someone please give me some knowledge?

Honestly, ever since ive gotten to high rank 6, This game has been kicking my ass, ive tried everything, mixing and matching armor sets, using decorations (everything is so confusing to me, i dont even know how to level up decorations)

Ive been trying to find people to play with, because maybe this games just not meant for solo..i mean ive had to switch to insect glave just so I can try to do damage without getting hit..one hit from any monster in high rank and 70% of my whole health bar is just gone, im not trying to whine and complain but im asking for someone to play with that has some knowledge on the game that can help me out. I have no friends to play with and im going into this game blindly…ive never failed quests up until now its so frustrating.

I drank like 20 Cool Drinks, but I'm still a loser. Thanks CRAPcom 😡

Never thought I'd says this but I don't get this game and don't like it at all. Camera is acting strange and erratic even after turning off the focus mode (why tf was it on by default?), hitting monsters is hard for some reason because guessing the reach of your attack seems impossible. Charge blade cannot do saed anymore, only after guardpoints, how dumb is that. Controls are slow and floaty, monsters are on crack and unpredictable. The movesets of all weapons have been changed for the worse. Game also looks and runs pretty bad in 30 fps mode on PS5.

After playing MHW and Iceborne for 4000 hours I was looking forward to this game so much but now I'm considering cancelling my pre-order.

No surprise that this fucking asshole is the profile pic for the sub!

OK, so I soloed all of the MHGU key/urgent quests, beat Ahtal-Ka's ass enough times to have a completely upgraded blademaster AND gunner set of Neset armor (except for one piece because the golden bugfuck refuses to spit out that last gem), and have completed numerous post game quests, hyper mons, and deviants without TOO much trouble...but this fucker is gatekeeping me from upgrading my Zin HBG and it's really getting frustrating. The only other consistent option for Hyper Fluxfur drops is the hyper Zinogre quest (fuck him too, incidentally) that has like 5000 more HP than Rajang, so that's out.

Fuck Rajang generally - he's just an un-fun, time wasting, rage inducing monster to fight. I don't have any issues taking out the other ones in G4, but the hyper one is just fucking ridiculous. I either slip up ONE FUCKING TIME and get carted or I time out because I just can't seem to do enough damage. Am I doing something wrong here or is this bastard just legitimately impossible to take down solo??

Playing valor longsword w/ fully upgraded Neset armor, active skills are Critical Eye +1, Skill +2, Razor Sharp, Weakness Exploit, Repeat Offender, Double Talisman. Just hit HR 100.

Ffs, how the fuck do I kill this annoying piece of shit?

So can someone tell me, why these people complain about getting flinched (LS DB BOW, etc), but at the same time grieve when they cannot launch people to the air. Why is this accepted? Why is this "Okay"? But the community doesn't want to use Flinch Free -- but laugh at other being launched unless they use shockproof.

PS: I know I'm gonna get flamed here because maybe it is fun for you guys. But if you complain and get annoyed at being tripped by DB or LS or Bow, we also get the same feeling if you launch us mid-air.

Bringing a specific weapon to the hunt doesn't necessarily give you ownership which part you're attacking. It's just an unwritten rule or hunting etiquette to prioritize weapons that deal more damage depending on the hitzone values.

I, as a DB and GS and LS user always go for the tail first, but if that shit has been cut, I don't do shit if I still target the tail.

https://preview.redd.it/h6h9q5iuhpxd1.png?width=2291&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a6569cdf49c54b5a3e5cec00a85247cab793f57

I've been getting murdered by raging brachydios all day, but he has a new attack where he head slams the ground twice, then a third time but he throws his head sideways. I have killed him seven times, I have never seen this before even in videos of people soloing him, so this absolutely has to be something Capcom cooked up last night to screw me over.

I fought Brachydios in MH3U and he wasn't exactly a fun time there, plenty of bullshit bullshit that is just bullshit. But MH4U takes it up to a new l level of retardedly unfun 0 opening can't take damage without taking damage gameplay.

Seriously, fighting this thing is like a fucking coinflip, you nib at its feet a little bit and pray to heavens above you can fuck off and not have him swing his retarded retaliatory swings.

Not to mention the 5 football field no telegraph slams that can come out of nowhere.

this was at the end of the fucking hunt btw. Silly me thinking I could just run away and heal, have to have my government mandated cart to bullshit

I genuinely fucking go insane fighting this oversized dickhead. I've beat his High Rank version in hub now, and I know it's only going to get worse in G rank, which quite honestly does not sound like a fun prospect to be honest.

You can genuinely heal in the middle of him doing another attack you dodged and he is so fast he can just walk up to you and punish the heal cause that's fair.

https://reddit.com/link/1geq691/video/pqtfp5o2snxd1/player

He can also just hit you while you're literally committing to nothing, just moving around. It's so stupid, he has some fucking hypertracking bullshit.

https://reddit.com/link/1geq691/video/0qrl6e0msnxd1/player

Fucking retarded monster, completely dogshit fight, please never return again.

I bought MHW a couple of months ago because my colleagues mentioned MH Wilds was releasing next year, and MHW + Iceborne were on sale on Steam. I've been gaming for decades now but never bothered with action games because I just didn't like them, i.e. never played Dark Souls or Elden Ring or whatever.

I didn't use the Defender set, and decided to do everything solo because I wanted to learn the game. Using Switch Axe, I cleared base game and Iceborne solo, then headed to endgame because I wanted cool armor. I hit a wall with Raging Brachydios - no matter how hard I tried I just could not solo this fucktard, so I switched to Lance, turned on multiplayer and cleared it that way. Farmed layereds and augments in Guiding Lands for a while before moving on. Died miserably to Alatreon in the Special Assignment and made up my mind to not waste my time on this dogshit that hits through Guard Up. Barely beat baby Alatreon solo on my first try, carting twice. Now, I can't even get through the first stage of Fatalis to unlock multiplayer, so I am just about to cheese this fucker to get all the parts without killing this fucking fucker. Then I can move on and never see this motherfucking swampass dragon cunt ever again.

Anyway, I just wanted to say that I am fucking dogshit trash at this game. Fuck my old ass's shit slow reflexes. Fuck Raging Brachydickwhore, fuck the Furious King Kong knockoff that violates my backdoor through Guard, fuck that elemental whorecunt Alatreon, fuck Fatalshit and the fucking fire ass bullshit that goes through Guard Up because I can't sheathe fast enough to run away from your goddamn instant attack horseshit.

That's all I have to say about that. Fuck this shit.

I have been hunting Redhelm Arzuros all day. I learned two things.

First, Redhelm VIII is a horrible quest and whoever designed it is a sadistic freak who can’t be trusted with game design.

And second, god does the Deviant theme suck. It gets so irritating having to listen to this music again and again. There are 238 deviant quests, and of those, 232 have this music. There is so much actually good music in Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate, yet I can only listen to one grating repetitive track over and over. More than any challenge, it’s the deviant theme I dread when I grind these quests.

Why did they make this thing?!? It looks like a dev was drawing a study of his boyfriend’s limp cock and had to last second justify it as an actual monster design. The fight is fine otherwise, not a standout personally. But holy fuck, it’s a giant limp manhood dragon that cock slaps you!

I've always been a multiplayer type of guy for this series, and I don't have much to do by myself anyways so I almost never play solo. Every time I try to find a fun lobby it's usually:
-Dead/silent as fuck, or everyone is on expeditions/SOS by themselves
-The host just leaves when they see me join, probably because they forgot to set the room as private
-I finally find a fun room, but turns out I get immediately kicked because they forgot to set it to friends/ID only, because I wasn't part of their little group

I just want to help others while chatting and having some casual fun, is that too much to ask for ;-;