/r/monsterhunterrage
Welcome to Monster Hunter Rage! Here we--
Hear that?
muffled screaming in the distance
indecipherable cussing
something about White Monoblos
That's what we're about.
Welcome to /r/monsterhunterrage. This is a subreddit for ranting, bitching, complaining, and otherwise expressing just HOW FUCKING ANGRY this dumbass game makes you.
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/r/monsterhunterrage
All of you are absolute garbage, carting to the most simple shit. Stop assaulting the monsters taint for 3 seconds and heal up, I only have a limited amount of team heals to carry your stupid ass.
No? Ok, just continue wailing on the damn thing while you’re at a quarter health, I’m sure that’ll go over great in endgame content.
How do people like this get past high rank? Holy shit. Never playing with randoms again, I’ll sweat solo or in the min-maxxed speedrun ass lobbies for eternity.
Rlly i take on rajang, elden dragons and everything the game threw at me but man raging brachy... Fuck off, i died 9 times then went to multiplayer and died 8 more for some miserable fingers
Fuck the claw, fuck Rajang, fuck the tiny ass GL areas with shitty terrain, fuck aggro behavior, fuck monsters interrupting my hunt, fuck the shitty hitboxes, fuck lingering hitboxes. Just fuck it all. Fucking garbage
I have no words, I have been enjoying my treck in XX through high rank hub and into G rank, hey I even enjoyed doing the Diablos urgent with a valor GS.
And I'd like to farm out this fucking birds G rank set just so I have G rank defenses. Well, little did I know that this fucking dumb bird is the most aggravating thing on the planet. Sure he's easy to stagger but my god the amount of fucking crack cocaine that is infused in this birds veins could match the GDP of a developed nation in cost. I seriously cannot swing my weapon even once in some cases without it have a 1 frame no telegraph charge, tailspin or some other shit, it's so fucking infuriating. If it isn't clipping me with some dumb charge it's doing tons of chip damage by just existing. Yes, I know that you can stick to its left side (right from my perspective) and the first hit of the tailspin will damn near always miss you so you can dodge the second one but that move is nonetheless absolutely ludicrous. I saw this thing spam it like 6 time in a row, like bro I want to play the fking game.
Like of all of the hunts in this game this and Gypceros fking boil my blood.
And I know Garuga is gonna be worse, I just know it. Fuck the Yian lineage and all of its offsprings, absolute cancer of the earth, I am convinced that whoever designed and okayed these monsters for any of the games they're in is a sociopath who enjoys seeing others suffer.
Just talking about the default settings here, alr figured out how to change it into something slightly more bearable (no thanks to the menus, though.)
I don't have 15 days to watch my camera slowly turn as if its entirely submerged in molasses while one of this games assorted crackheads is charging up behind me. I need to be able to fucking turn and see it what its doing before it comes barrelling back through the camera and annihilates me on its way. The tracking camera is no better because its always at this fuck-ass low angle where I cant tell distance properly and also always doing this sickening wiggling with every breath the monster takes. Hold the fuck still and just look towards the monster, no more of this worm impression or whatever the fuck it is you're doing please
its constantly jump back jump foward jump to the side tornado tornado tornado tornado jump jump jump jump jump fucking stop sit your as still im here to fight not play fuck chase
Listen, I enjoy big numbers popping up following a TCS as much as the next guy but the majority of players, myself included, aren't good enough to consistently pull those off without wasting time missing or having to reposition. It's one of those weapons that people see speedrunners do a perfectly scripted run off or look at the weapon time leaderboards and assume it's some sort of perfect weapon to pick up but in all honesty most players aren't going to be making the most of it. This goes doubly for Sunbreak where every meth addicted monster is spasming across the screen while you're busy using up wirebugs to power sheath towards them. wirebugs that if you're using the godforsaken strongarm stance playstyle, should be going towards countering the two to three moves the monster has that leaves them open long enough for a TCS to land. Combine this with the small bomb exploit and the overubandance of trap abuse and you have a the perfect recipe for a weapon that is honestly funner to play in its less "optimal" playstyle, I can't tell you how many times I quit midquest realizing I'm not only not enjoying the hunt but that my dps would be better spent using elemental surge slash or the crit draw/frostcraft/rage slash hybrid playstyle where you forgo all that counter nonsense in favor of adamant slashing that mf right in the face. I think the predictive playstyle leaves alot to be desired and the pay off of autistically memorizing a monster's moveset simply can't compare to the old playstyle of slapping a biatch in the face until the brain damage leaves them open for a full charged slash.
That being said I love the frostcraft and surge slash playstyles and am going to be disappointed once their gone in Wilds, luckily I main every weapon so it's not like I'm missing out on much but hey, hopefully something comes along in whatever G rank expansion they release in 2026 that brings back a playstyle that doesn't have me fighting off narcolepsy.
Also shoutouts to Valor GS, I love you baby girl, please comeback to me.
I got off after this lol
I’ve beaten world and have done all village quests in base rise. I’m doing the hub quests now so I can get to sunbreak and i’ve just experienced the worst hunt i’ve ever had in world and rise until now. I have not fainted a single time in rise and I haven’t felt as if anything has been remotely challenging so far. This is probably because I am using LS and it’s completely broken from what I can tell. For the first time in rise I have fainted in a hunt, and it was to this thing.
Before the get good comments come in, I didn’t struggle with Khezu at all. There was not even a hint of struggle in my gameplay and I used a single first aid+ potion through the entire hunt. The hunt is horrible imo because it is the only hunt i’ve ever done that has made me feel bored. The actual design for the monster is pretty cool, the map is as good as it always is, and despite longsword being broken it’s extremely satisfying to play with. The problem with this monster is the excessive screaming and the extremely boring one dimensional moveset.
I swear there was one encounter where the Khezu yelled and therefore stun locked me more than 6 times in a row before it decided it was time to let me enjoy the game again. I understand earplugs exist and I should have some levels in them but there is absolutely nothing interesting or fun about a monster spamming screams. They don’t do anything, they don’t give the monster an opportunity to attack, they don’t hurt you, all they do is stop everything and make you sit there and watch until an arbitrary amount of time passes where the scream isn’t hurting your hunter’s ears anymore. This monster’s yells felt way longer than any other scream in the game. Not only do they feel longer but this creature, once enraged, will do nothing but screech at you until it decides the monster hunting game can allow you to hunt monsters again.
not only does it spam screams all the damn time but once it’s done it will also latch onto the roof and shoot a bunch of spit balls at random locations that never hit anything. He does this shit for I swear like 3 minutes or something then jumps at you with the most telegraphed attack in history. If all of this wasn’t enough for its annoyance, it also constantly applies thunderblight which unless you’re dodging everything will cause you to get stunned at least once, causing another huge time sink into this hunt for absolutely no reason.
despite all of this it is so incredibly stupid and easy to fight that I have for the first time in my short monster hunter career absolutely lost all interest in a hunt. My attention span is not amazing sure but I’ve never lost attention mid hunt and started answering non urgent messages in my phone while the monster was in front of me. I pulled out my phone and answered some friends while it decided to stop the gameplay by latching onto the roof and doing nothing. I finished answering my friends and the fucker was still on the roof spitting at god knows what. I literally sighed after seeing that. I was barely paying attention and got swatted a few times in a row causing me to die.
if hunts in monster hunter games are considered boss fights then this was also the first ever boss fight where I died out of actual boredom. seriously, what an absolutely terrible boring fight. it’s such a shame as well since the monster looks really fucking cool too. anyways i just needed to rant after that. I’ve never felt so bored in monster hunter, I know for sure that this monster is the issue as I am prone to raging quite a bit but at least I’ll feel something while fighting rajang or raging brachy. I can feel anger getting pummeled by a super tough fight but I hate the feeling of boredom and pointlessness I just got from fighting this pathetic excuse of a monster.
I'm not an amazing hunter so I never set myself with the goal of trying to solo fatty. However, I wanted to see if I could with alatreon. I've probably thrown myself at that stupid thing 30- something times and gotten so goddamn close a few attempts.
BUT TONIGHT!!! I PUT THAT FUCKER IN THE GRAVE!!!! That bitch is dead and I never have to fight him alone again. I'm so happy. What a cool fight.
No rage, just sometimes it's frustrating that you got a cool kill shot but your goofy aah wearing a fucking ugly designer raincoat
If you watched Gready Knight’s recent video on CB and another post on this sub, you’ll notice how the sad state of beta CB can be reduced into 2 problems:
It shows Capcom hasn’t completely thought out the core logic of CB: Resource and opportunity cost.
As a CB main, I would like to share some of my thoughts.
If we look back, there’s already the beats to ‘solve CB’, without making it unacceptably more complicated. I found several key approaches:
And my solution are as follows:
This gives a resource incentive to do axe combos while setting up an eventual SAED. Don't create hard walls to 'ban' SAED - The spirit is to scale the benefits to commitment, give axe combos a net positive ROI, maybe the path of least resistance to SAED. Consuming resources like a half-phial isn’t the issue, how we gain it is.
Thoughts on skills:
The big picture is to balance CB into 3 playstyles from 3 forms: Spammable low commitment style (Overcharge sword + ED1), spammable medium commitment style (Pizza-cut ED1/2 into AED & follow up), and unspammable high commitment style (Shield boost and ED1/2+GP phial charge, shortcut ED2 to SAED).
Velkhana and Blackveil Vaal Hazaak, ive never had so little enjoyment from a fight since DS1 with Bed Of Chaos. I majority play Gunlance, and instictively block most attacks, but they always spam unblockable breath attacks. Even if i evade them, they have long arcing motions impossible for the gunlance hop to evade. Don't even get me started on the status effects. I probably wasted 50 nulberries on Velkhana, even more on BVH. The main problem with BVH is his incessant need to cover the entire area with his residue, causing the trigger of his status effect, making excessive nulberry use required to beat him.
Am I just ass? Or are these guys badly designed?
Let me tell you how much I have come to hate Amatsu. If the word hate was carved onto every nanometer of my Gunlance that would equate to a hundreth of the hate I have for this wretched thunder snake.
AM reference aside. So I am a proud Gunlance main right? I join Amatsu's quest thinking this willbe fun and all. It was a pain through and through as I tried beating it. I tried multiplayer but that went as well as one could expect. I could get past it hitting behind me somehow or the double water beam that slices off a quarter of heslth WITH SHIELD if it wasn't for the fact that Amatsu moves SO MUCH. Like by the time I close in the gap it is already on the other side of the Arena. It was not an impossible fight, I beat it an hour ago but it was mad annoying. Thats about it. I hope Primordial Malzeno won't put 50 meters between us every attack.
Gonna put this at the start so people can understand from the get go. I love primalzeno fight, normal or hazard, he's my favorite monster to fight in this game. Everyday for the last 2 weeks i've been running open join requests with him just to help people and fight him more. I have absolutely no problem if someone joins my quest and carts 3 times trying to fight him. I dont need any materials from him i just enjoy the fight so no harm done. But i have been noticing a pattern with some players who keep TRYING TO FLASHBOMB HIM IN HIS FINAL PHASE, now i get it some players join the fight with no prior experience with his final form and dont know he is IMMUNE to flashes when perfoming his 30 seconds combo, but i think you can Assume that after 3 flashes someone would think, "oh damn i guess he's not fazed by them". But no, yesterday i had the pleasure of seeing someone try to flash him 5 times, cart to the combo, come back from camp and FLASH HIM 5 more times... Thats the rant (If someone knows if rise has some option to reduce the screen flash of flashbombs i would be most pleased to knoe
This isn't a fiery rage, more like a defeated sigh. I posted it in the main sub but like only one guy answer it lol.
Everything is just background and colour, i can't move the camera so im always facing the same background. I thought the cause was the mods so i disabled everything and still nothing (i also haven't downloaded any mods recently). I tried verifying it and still nothing. I reinstalled it 4 times and still the same. 600 hours and it was just fine until this happened. My laptop is Intel core i5-8350, it is potato but i still can play this game smoothly albeit the crashes. Also im saving for college rn so i dont think i can just buy a new pc or something. Pls help what do i do now?
My friend said my game file is corrupted and i can't do anything about it. Now im scared. If nothing works maybe ill just pirate it or something, maybe that will works idk
and I'm tired of pretending like I don't
Bro just headbutts you if you don't pet him at the exact moment bro wants you to pet? Petty little piece of bacon shit he is
Then he just stands between me and the quest board making me lose my precious god damn time forcing me to accidentally interact with him instead of going on my hunt like bro fucking MOVE I don't give a fuck about you I wanna HOONT for Christ sake this game is called "Monster Hunter" not "Pet your Breakfast"
Fuck I hate Poogie
I have a tumor growing in my spine and it’s called Jyratodus Minature Crown, I have hunted this fucking fish 102 times in a row and the monster hunter gods have proudly and roundly told me to go fuck myself. Seriously, whoever designed the RNG for the monster sizes needs an intervention on their nitrous oxide addiction and to not do it while working. Fuck this wank.
JUST BEND DOWN YOU FUCKING BROAD IS IT THAT HARD???
Shagaru strangely enough, felt like a boss with reasonable downtime. Carts you if you read it wrong and fuck around to find out, but it's not the spastic hyperchild that is Gore, who throws nothing but the equivalent of button mashing jabs, low kicks, and throws at you the whole fucking fight.
I do not remember this motherfucker being so frustratingly mobile and charge happy through 4 and Gen.
It's always CHARGE BACKSTEP CHARGE BITE TAIL WHIP WEEEEEE HAHA DO I HAVE AN OPENING MAYBE MAYBE NOT FUCK YOU
I like it better when it's enraged because at least it no longer spams Oldgen tier running hitboxes as an attack, and the tailwhip is replaced by a more readable wing arm swipe.
If you are spam flinching me while my monster is in a trap so I can’t tranq bomb, don’t be shocked when I stop you from carving with repeated golf swings. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
I understand that it doesn't do the most damage in the world. I understand that there might be monster knowledge and skill involved. I understand all of the above but it doesn't change the fact that we already had a counter weapon!!!! I'm a lance main and I despise this weapon and everything it stands for. All of my cool shit goes to this pos who already had an identity before GenU! I love old gen longsword like in 3u or earth style in frontier. It just saddens me cause I wish lance got the same ammount or had more impactful counters, or I wish longsword kept it's original design.
Can we talk about the fact that the 2 best methods for decoration farming are actual ASS. You can either get butt fucked by an electric monkey or fight a recently microwaved hot pocket. Like Jesus Christ neither of these fights are fun, I’d rather fight ANYTHING aside from these two things that were created hidden from God’s view
I’ve taken notice about how many people are trashing the wilds beta, some saying it’s woke (I don’t see how it even gives off that vibe at all) others say the beta is like a cod beta because we can’t craft weapons/armor (even tho the previous demos were like that) and people just being flat out weird. Yes some are rage baiting but it’s genuinely confusing how people would want to rage bait in general. Wilds beta, I will admit was far from perfect due to the ps2/ark model breaks on pc but hey, it’s just how it goes with a YEAR OLD BETA!!! Yeah! The beta we played? It’s a year old model of the game! People always forget it’s a year old and stuff like the only online lobby thing won’t be a requirement to play the game! Maybe just do some research and actually look at the facts about this and we wouldn’t have people being absolute clowns about a beta that will obviously have issues no matter what.
I for one am hyped for the end of February and can’t wait to take on the forbidden lands roster of monsters!
I just battled against the 2 shitty legia/legianas and oh my god i finish everything thinking that the little quests aren't so bad... NO. it's trap the fucking tiger, kill these awful bosses, suffer. like bro I just spent so long killing 2 monsters with a shitty long sword cause.. THEY FLY AND ITS HARD TO HIT FLYING ENEMIES can we just chop their wings off?? please?? i loved cats, but now I hate them because of this damn housekeeper. so.. how do I fire them since they want me to suffer more?
Wyvern fire is kind of like a hooker who has crusty lips and jagged teeth, useless on the head. So please, I'm fucking begging you, STOP charging it on the head, IE the one weakpoint the entire rest of the party is usually targetting. The damage doesn't change no matter where you hit the monster, so do yourself and the monster a favor, and blow your load in its backside, where the party typically isn't.
I swear to god if I get knocked out of TCS by one more HBG/GL megumin'ing the head I'm going to tear all my fucking hair out of stress, and then I'm going to find every wyvernfire user that has ever launched me during knockdowns and headbutt them with my new shiny ass head. Fuck you wyvernfire enjoyers, TCS enjoyers rise up.