RULES

High level anomaly or special investigation variants specifically. Never stops moving, never stops blowing up the screen with particle effects and smoke, turns on a complete dime to hit you with locked on, tracking bullshit, and will constantly kill you by getting you stuck in a corner or on a wall with zero recourse except to Superman dive and pray.

Miserable, poorly designed crap.

QUIT TURNING THE FUCK AROUND EVERY 5 SECONDS BECAUSE YOU THINK MY PALICO IS MORE IMPORTANT OF A TARGET THAN THE FUCKING GIANT MEAT STICK GIVING YOU BRAIN DAMAGE.

THIS FUCKER SPENT MORE TIME SPAMMING THOSE BITES THAT TURN HIM AROUND THAN ACTUALLY USING FIRE TO ATTACK ME

QUIT TURNING THE FUCK AROUND EVERY 5 SECONDS BECAUSE YOU THINK MY PALICO IS MORE IMPORTANT OF A TARGET THAN THE FUCKING GIANT MEAT STICK GIVING YOU BRAIN DAMAGE.

THIS FUCKER SPENT MORE TIME SPAMMING THOSE BITES THAT TURN HIM AROUND THAN ACTUALLY USING FIRE TO ATTACK ME

So there I am. Soloing rise final boss, after using all my carts, failing to pop the orbs every time, using all of my items in my box. I finally kill the fucking giant piece of shit, I even carve it, and guess what I see during the scene????? Software has closed due to error.

NOTHING FUCKING SAVED!!!! WHYYY AHHHHHHHGGGGG SO FUCKING MAAD!!!!!!!

Edit: So I just joined a random group since I feel I earned it by soloing it first. It went faster and even got the tail cut :) but there is an issue.

IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!!! WTFF!!!! HELLOO!!!???? NINTENDO?????? WTF YOU MEAN ERROR 2002-2056,???? THE KILLL SCENE WAS PLAYING ALREADY!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHGGGGGGGGG!!!!!

Edit 3: it happened for the 3rd time. It's only this quest that has this issue.. Wtf :"( error after the kill and the scene plays.

Before I get into this I want you to know that I have beat fatalis solo countless times. I know his moves in and out. I genuinely love his fight and think it’s a great finale to an incredible game.

That being said…. HOLY FUCKING SHIT CHARGE BLADE IS SUCH A DOG SHIT WEAPON AGAINST FATALIS!!!! Sure it has great motion values and decent reach, but the commitment to animations are so long and Fatalis does so much damage that it almost never makes sense to go for trades. I can beat this grumpy long boy under 20 min solo no deaths with the lance but here I am getting dumpstered on when I use the pizza cutter.

And who’s great idea was it to give charge blade one of the slowest clutch claw attacks, slowest sheathing animations, and slowest rolls in axe mode. Hell, for the more defensive option of the two morphing weapons it’s guard is flimsy against all of fatty’s moves. No better than SnS’s block.

I have so much respect for all you mad lads out there who decided to main this two piece piece of shit. Y’all are the real masochists out here.

Edit: I finally beat him with CB https://youtu.be/d8PfR4c402A?si=ZMdXUzz1nh3KhjFv

PLAYING BASE WORLD AND TRYING TO OPTIMIZE MY SET FOR A SOLO BEHEMOTH CLEAR BEFORE I MOVE ON TO IB. I HATE WARRIORS STREAMSTONES I HATE THEM SO MUCH. I HAVE LIKE 15 AND ONLY ONE IS THE TYPE I WANT. BUT I NEED 4 TO MAKE MY WEAPON OPTIMAL. EVERY TEMPERED ELDER I SLAY GIVES ME LIKE 3-5 USELESS DECORATIONS INSTEAD OF THE STREAMSTONES AND WHEN I DO RARELY GET THEM ITS SOMETHING I WILL NEVER USE. WHY IS THERE NOT A WAY TO TURN 3 NEED-NOTS INTO A NEW RANDOM STREAMSTONE OR SOMETHING?? WHO THOUGHT THIS SYSTEM WAS OK?? I AM MAKING TEOSTRA GO EXTINCT!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lol I don’t know if it’s spelled correctly, but at this point I finally got fed up and completed the MR6 quest with LBG. A mix of parts like MR diablos gloves, astolos helm, storage boots, shelled waist and I don’t remember the name of the chest piece but it’s used by the main NPC who joins me. This had taken me about 2 days and about 15 tries, mostly because I hate carting and wanted a no cart run. Tonight I finally did it, managed to dodge the big attacks and that d@m* charge using hit and running with pierce rarity 9 Malzeno gun. It felt good to get it done, next I’ll be hopefully setting up for a HBG build with decent damage, but the ability to tank anything. It was a weird fight, Malzeno felt a bit easier and next primordial Malzeno quest this should be much funner.

Alatreon is BULLSHIT Without Others. Solo Player here.

Been stuck on this bastard for well over 20 hours of total hunting time, SOLO because using matchmaking with randoms (or SOS) is outright dead and I'm very sure nobody would want to hunt with me.

Up 'til this point I've been getting through this game very well, not too many struggles. Solo has been fun, until Alatreon.

Fire weapons on ice mode? Nope. Not enough.

Ice or water weapons on fire mode? Nope. Not enough.

Broke the horns? Still failed the DPS check anyway.

I literally looked up so much about him before even GETTING this game, tried to tell myself "Okay, he won't be that bad. Seems like a bit of overreacti-" DPS and horn break check fail.

Considering using the Damage Control mod to fucking wipe the goddamn floor with him via 4X raw and elemental.

And no. I haven't even beaten the story investigation. And yes. I am bad at this whole game franchise even after beating every mainline game's story and endgame monsters.

Kind TLDR for a non existing furious rant that I’m legally scared to write: it seems like Iceborne developers… used only axe mode and, maybe, with all respects, forgot to actually test SAED with the last monsters. This is just a personal view, I like axe mode. But. It shouldn’t be so. You know. It’s not the whole point of the weapon. Using only axe mode. Like, it removes the reason CB is called CB… don’t you think? Fatalis with CB felt a bit canc—boring because of this issue. With all the love I still keep in my heart, why did they forgot we like guard point into AED/SAED? So now, I’m worried for Wilds CB cause I wonder…. what happens if the monsters are…. a little bit. Faster. Is this just a “newbie” (200-300 hours) impression? What’s the general perception about CB in Iceborne and what do you think about the wilds one? :)

Hopped back on this game after a year, gave behemoth a shot, completely forgot that the sun becomes an enemy. Whole team got nuked and I was laughing like a madman

The concept is something that should logically appeal to every human on the planet. Hunting monsters as a cat is inherently cool. Even besides the concept, the playstyle is super fun as well. You can play melee, ranged, support, etc. It's arguably the most versatile "weapon" ever. The sheer amount of different options is enormous, both in the style of prowler and their little bonuses (beast, gathering, support, etc.) and in all of the cool ass gadgets you have to pick from. Rath of meow is like running around in a miniature mobile dragonator. This all sounds well and good, but it turns our that prowler is in fact complete dogshit in GU. (from what I'm aware, it's actually decent in generations.) The reasoning isn't complicated, it just does completely terrible damage. It's like capcom went out of their way to make the most fun and appealing weapon possible, and then make sure that no one is ever incentivized to use it. The salt in the wound is the prowler "quests" in village, which are almost all just gathering bullshit, which is not remotely fun. Ofc, you can use the prowlers in G rank, but A: you will be kicked from multiplayer fairly often because prowler does so little damage it's like the team is playing with 3 members instead of 4, and B:If you try to solo, quests will take 20 minutes on average, whereas using basically any other weapon would take half the time. It's fine if you have the patience for it, but a lot of people probably won't. I honestly cannot understand the logic from a game design perspective, unless capcom just really hates cat people. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

BRO WHY THE FUCK DID THIS LITTLE FELLA FLYING AND MOVING AT GODSPEED? LIKE VRO IT TURNED 15° THEN MOVE 50 METERS AND THEN 90° AND 25 METERS AND TGEN 30° AT 100 METERS AND 45° AT 75 METERS?????? BRO WHAT THE FUCK? IT'S CONSTANTLY MOVING AT LITERALLY 200 M/S. IT JUST CHANGE ITS ROTATION OVER AND OVER THEN CHANGE AT ME!!!!!!! BRI WHAT THE FUCK?????? LIKE THEN WHEN I PERFECT EVADE IT MOVE ITS FACE AWAY FROM ME!!!! BRO AND THE TAIL STRKE. THAT FUCKING JAB.... I TRIED GUARDING AND USE AERIAL STRIEK. WHAT HAPPENED????? IF YOU ASK ME I'M IN FRONT OF IT AND IT NOCLIPPED. BRO I JUST WANNA GET ATTACKED SO I CAN USE AERIAL STRIKE NOT SURVIVE THE SHIT OUTTA IT. IT USED A FUCKING WIND AT 15 SECONDS LEFT, EVEN THOUGH I GUARDED IT I CAN'T KILL IT IN TIME.

HERE'S YOUR PUNISHMENT, I'LL GRAB ALL OF YOUR KINDS OUTTA FICTION AND TURN IT INTO REALITY, I WILL UE MY MOM'S NEEDLES IN ALL OF YOUR INFLATED FATASS NECK, THEN SMOKE ALL SLEEPING GAS TO SOLVE MY IMSOMNIA, THEN YOUR INFLATED BLOATED NECK WILL EXPLODE. YOU NIGHTSHADE PAOLUMU.

I STAND IN FRONT OF YOU, YOU JUST FLY AND PUT ME TO SLEEP, AND DOESN'T ATTACK ME, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??????

This big pickle looking son of a whore! Every goddamn time that bastard appears my group always has to insist “nah, bro we got this. Trust.” (Spoiler: we never fucking do) either I get hit once by his shitty vape air because I was 1 inch yo close so now I have to tank 3 fucking more or I just die I. The second one and then once he’s on his last gasp the pussy just decided to leave! If you’re a Deviljho and you’re reading this then I’m not a big fan of you

Fuck this literal thundercunt. Spamming lightning like he thinks he's fucking Thor. Especially Shattered Horn. Hope you enjoyed those piercing rounds in your asshole, asshole.

People were not lying. I thought its just a common case of skill issue. Its not, its really that fucked up. And im not sure whats the reason for it. Some guy said it was the tracking. Huh? or or or or get this. He throws a shit ton of projectiles holy fuck. Who the hell throws THAT much of projectiles?? Velkhana? Maybe, Narwa? Oh definitely. Except those two isn't as begrudgingly terrible to fight as that one yellow ffucker isnt it? His projectiles looked like it was a set up to trapped the hunter. Shit or maybe its that he always running away after some attacks idk.

And for how much damage the fucker does with all THAT projectiles is un fucking real. That fucker throws a fuck ton of projectiles that was made like a trap and 3 is enough to kill you? 3?! Holy hell did the designer of this fuckhead is fucked in the head. Did i just fight an attack helicopter with fucking nukes as its bullets? I failed quest to risen valstrax 4 times and im not even mad. I only lose once. Once. To this thing and im fucking fuming. Anyways i got him in my second try, my switch axe reigns superior as always

PS. I fought solo the anomaly vesion. Im MR165 i haven't unlocked risen shagaru yet lol. I joined random anomaly and unlocked him

Aight, so me and a friend are finally playing to beat this thing's ass. And I think I can say I'm experienced, and my friend easily catches up to me so there's no issue there. Both horns broken, double topple and the MF decides to remove the gloves and starts spamming the most infuriating moves it can at the optimal time like it became a fucking fighting game character with one really good projectile and proceeds to spam it. Flying for half the time enraged! Because of that we couldn't get our last elemental topple.

I'm very confident that if this is Fatalis we'd have no issue, his is much slower which gives us enough time to at least react to what's happening. I hate him, I hate him so fucking much, everytime I get close to killing him and lose my body becomes completely numb, it's honestly concerning.

Anyways. Fuck Alatreon once more.

Why THE FUCK DOES THIS FUCKING MONSTER EXIST! it's the most fucking passive monster in MHGU FOR ALL THE FUCKING WRONG REASONS, it rolls around and somehow manages to fucking nick you, it's giant FUCKING chin makes it almost impossible to get hits in because it's always hiding behind his fucking chin, this bitch of a monster makes it's priority to just fucking cheese you with every morsel of it's fucking chin, I don't even fucking know why anyone would like this thing

So I have literally been ZSD spamming his head for like a month, but now all of a sudden his big charge up fireball hits you on his head. I have latched onto his head and survived it at least 250 out of the 250 times I've done it, but now it's a one hit kill when you're on his head for every single variant of that specific attack. WHY?

https://preview.redd.it/jnfkkzv6e95e1.jpg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd6de71ce497218f5089e47a93cbe4007467995d

you're the ugliest weapon ever

Since my friends are offline and i want to hunt Fatalis, and i find solo hunting boring tedious as i tend to revert to my speedrunning mindset, i decided to go have fun with randoms instead. And i'll specifically hunt with low MR players for fun, because why not. I hunted Fatalis successfully hundreds of times at this point, and while i'm pretty bad at the fight, i think i can carry my weight. So i took out a bottle of alcoholic beverage, took a swig, and joined a random Fatalis lobby. Did 1 hunt with 4 people, carted twice like an idiot, but it was fine, i'm a bit inebriated,so i apologized to my team mates, and did well until someone died. Alright, my bad, was playing to riskily and going for unsafe TCS punishes. So i posted another quest and had 2 players joined, which is understandable since i died twice the previous hunt before. Did well this hunt, but for some reason, despite hitting Fatty with more than 10 tcs, we still weren't getting a second headbreak. Something's a bit fishy. And so i turned on hunterpie to check what was happening, and lo and behold, i was doing 85% of the damage, while my 2 team mates did a combined 15%. It's fine, they're low MR players. But i was a bit mentally fatigued by that hunt, so i joined another lobby. Same thing happened, i did most of the work, binders and all. So i decided to just do some random SOS, why not. If the players in the fatty lobby weren't playing better than the peeps at random SOS, then why bother joining a fatty lobby. Did a couple of hunts, some success, some failures. 3 hours of Fatalis with randoms, did 10 hunts, with only 3 successes overall.

I won't say this is a typical rage post, as i'm not really mad per se(more annoyed than mad), but i am a bit intrigued by how different random Fatalis multiplayer is compared to coordinated Fatalis multiplayer. I'm no stranger to hunting with Fatalis with randoms, but i usually have a friend as a duo, so it wasn't too bad. But solo carrying against Fatalis with complete randoms that were low MR is a whole different beast. It's funny watching a low MR player who probably read about the cannon strat, doing it while we're at the middle of fighting Fatalis, and then just randomly getting blasted and carting, or how no one is tenderizing or doing wall bangs, or how a random SNS player keeps spamming heals instead of hitting Fatalis. I use to laugh at the rage posts here about Fatalis, and thought to myself that the op should just get good, but now that i played with randoms that were mostly low MR, i can understand the frustration on a deeper level. For the low MR players, it's much better to just join discord servers and ask people to teach you how to beat Fatalis, learn the ropes with them and get good, or just message people who you think is good against Fatalis and ask for advice.

...is, from my understanding, that he feels like Unfair Magolor (or whatever "joke" boss you prefer) but played completely seriously.

For context, THIS is Unfair Magolor: a modded version of the Magolor EX fight from Kirby's Return to Dream Land. As the name suggests, all of his attacks now come out ridiculously fast and he teleports around with reckless abandon (the fight, incidentally, bears some resemblance to the later revamped version of Magolor Soul from the game's remake.)

He's obviously supposed to be overpowered, but it's played for comedic effect: for example, at one point, he gets really close to the screen both to jumpscare you and obstruct the player's view of his attacks. The intent here is that the overtuned attacks are supposed to be so ridiculous and absurd that they loop back around to being funny when combined with all of the memes in the soundtrack.

Risen Shagaru is this same design philosophy, but embodied in an actual boss. Eventually, it feels less like you're fighting a monster, but more like a long string of jokes that the game is making at your expense.

The game's playstyle design for the weapons seems to be focused around giving them lots of ways to counter or block attacks, but he's so diametrically opposed to the game itself that he invalidates almost all of them. Why? The vast majority of his attacks leave multiple giant explosions, making most of those fancy counters null and void. And of course it had to bring back the random explosions that everyone hated about vanilla Shagaru...after they removed them, to boot!

Both of the Magalas are known for being very nimble, but Risen Shagaru takes this to a degree where it's...really irritating. Even when he "topples", it feels more like he's secretly dodging, because he falls away too far and gets up too fast for said topple to present any meaningful damage windows. The fact that you can topple him at all barely matters, either, because give him less than a minute, and he immediately becomes frenzied or Risen again!

Between the constant dodging, attacks that move the monster and/or its good hitzones like a mile away, and the explosive zones he's spewing everywhere, you can barely get an attack in edgewise...It's tough to keep up with the damned thing if you're not using Dual Blades, let alone hit it!

It kinda feels like the game is punishing you for interacting with the fight's mechanics. Alatreon is a roughly equivalent monster in threat level and placement. He, while, contentious, at least had rules and openings: you slammed him into the wall in Dragon active and went for his forelegs whenever he was doing the lightning moves. Risen Shagaru has none of this beyond the "hit it until it falls over". There are little to no openings in everything except like the Frenzy Hyper Beam attack, which in turn means that getting hit with a Frenzy attack is almost a death sentence unless you're willing to scarf Nulberries to delay the incubation period.

Literally every other Risen monster expands on the original fights in a meaningful way that's a logical progression of their base forms: Risen Chameleos adds a manageable amount of extra projectiles to its poison spit attacks, turning the fight into a battle of countering its invisible attacks.

Risen Teostra adds to its powder and flame spreading mechanics in a way that doesn't intrude on the original fight. Risen Kushala Daora focuses on the wind attacks and not the wind pressure, and Risen Crimstrax has generous openings and three big weakpoints it exposes as it attacks, in exchange for being relentless..

...Risen Shagaru feels like they tossed a bunch of random shit into the original fight and went "good enough".

You can argue that I'm just rusty at Rise since I've been busy trying to solo Fatalis before Wilds comes out, but every time I fight this thing, it feels like a punch in the face to reexperience just how bad it was.

(...Arguably, somehow, the super bullet hell ultimate attack is the least problematic part.)

So Rurikhan posted a video about how he is saddened that "launching" is removed. And in this context, he classified launching under "friendly fire". When I explored the comment section, I noticed that almost, if not all comments are against the removal of upswing friendly fire/launching. Some say "As a Hammer main I like launching other hunters". While this is "funny" if you're playing with friends, or if you're the DOER of the action. It won't be as fun as the one being launched, especially if it lead to a cart.

My question is, why does the community love this concept of friendly fire, but hostile towards tripping (i.e. LS, Switch Axe, Bow, DB, etc), and so adamant that they won't ever slot in flinch free to avoid this.

I'm not saying that these are the same people. But reading reddit comments regarding LS tripping friendly fire, and Launching/Upswing friendly fire is so polarizing.

Edit: I just realized, shouldn't it be worst since the one doing the upswings, they do it intentionally sometimes. Whereas the trippers are just bad players who are not aware.

Edit2: For Rurikhan fans, before you comment. I'm not attacking Rurikhan, infact I understand and to a degree agree with some of the points he discussed on the video. So please chill.

even zorah was more fun imo

fuck rise fuck this bitchass monster and his 1hko big ball squish move that hits you even when you're exploring his asshole

I hate this … mangled mutt. Every time I come close to him “CLAW SWIPE” when I go far away, “AOE DRAGON LIGHTING ATTACK” THIS PATTERN KEEPS REPEATING EVERY GODDAMN TIME AND I HAVE 42 dragon RES .42 . I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU SAY DEVILJHO IS THE BETTER DRAGON ELEMENT MONSTER

Fuakndjworndkd. Jaidoej wjfjfk. And a side of FUCKING STUPID CUNT ASS DICKHEAD FUCKSMBFJAND WJKD FKSND DJKD.

I DONT GET IT. YOU ASK FOR HELP WITH FATALIS FOR AN EVIL EYE. YOUR INTERNET IS SHIT, YOU SPAM DRAGON POD FLINCH SHOTS ON FUCKING GS SO YOU WHIFF YOUR OWN FUCKNG TCS AND NEVER LEARN. YOU BURN TO DEATH TO THE SECOND NUKE BECAUSE YOU APPARENTLY DONT OWN ANY MEGA POTS. COOL GREAT. FINE. PAR FOR THE FUCKING COURSE.

BUT NO. YOU DECIDED TO AFK AFTER THAT CART AND TRY TO HIDE. AND WHEN I COME BACK TO CAMP TO CHECK ON YOU. ALL YOU SAY IS "sorry". NO, NO, NO NO NO JO NO NOMAODNKENWJENFJWJJDBFIW FONDJE FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS. YOU ARENT "sorry", NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST. YOUR MAD YOU GOT CAUGHT. FUCKING BLOW ME. IM DONE. GONE. ABANDONED TUE HUNT IN 0.2 FLAT, MADE A F1 CAR LOOK SLOW. YOU CAN GARGLE MY SNOT LIKE MOUTHWASH AND CATCH EVERY VANIERIAL DISEASE KNOWN TO MAN YOU FAT CUNT. I HOPE THE POWER GOES OUT IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT AND YOU CANT PLAY AND YOUR FUCKING XBOX LIVE RUNS OUT AND YOUR CARD DECLINES BECAUSE JUST LIKE YOU COMING BACK TO THE FIGHT, YOU BEEN JUST "putting off" PAYING YOUR BILLS AND I HOPE THAT JUST LIKE ME,, THEY DONT TAKE "SORRY" FOR A FUCKING ANSWER AND FORECLOSE YOUR SHIT

GOD IM SO FUCKING DONE WITH LEECHES. IM SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE TRYING TO ABUSE WHATEVER AND WHOEVER THEY CAN TO GET THE MOST FREE SHIT 24/7 AND ARE WILLING TO ABUSE ANYTHING TO GET IT. CUT ANY CORNER, LIE, STEAL, CHEAT, HACK, YOU NAME IT. IT FILLS ME WITH UN FUCKING FATHOMABLE RAGE TO RUN UNTO THESE PEOPLE. WHY ARE YOU STILL PLAYING IF YOU DONT WANT TO HUNT THINGS?!?!?! ITS CALLED FUCKING MONSTER HUNTER WORLD. ITS MOT FRUIT NINJA YOU DIPSHIT, ITS NOT GODDAMN ARMORED CORE, ITS MONSTER HUNTER. EVERY TIME YOU KILL A MONSTER, A NEW MONSTER TAKES ITS PLACE, THIS ISNT FUCKING KINGDOM HEARTS WHERE EVERY LEVEL TAKES PLACE IN A NEW WORLD WITH BRAND NEW MINI GAMES. ITS THE SAME FUCKING THING, OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER AGAIN, WHY ARE YOU STILL PLAYING IF YOU ARE UNWILLING TO PUT IN THE EFFORT TO LEARN HOW IT WORKS AND JUST WANT OTHERS TO DO IT FOR YOU? JUST BUY A DAMN ACCOUNT OR WATCH A PLAYTHROUGH. DONT TRY AND MAKE ME DO IT FOR YOU.

So for context I bought MHW two years ago. I played some of it and got to the end of high rank. Didn't have Iceborne so I moved to Rise bc I got a good deal on the deluxe edition. Now I'm back in world. And FUCK EVERYTHING.

FUCK TEOSTRA, FUCK NERGIGANTE, FUCK DEVILJHO, FUCK BAZELGEUSE, AND FUCK BLACK DIABLOS.

I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS FUCKING PISSED SINCE MY RANT ON FUCKING RAJANG UUUGGGGHH.

WHY ARE ALL OF NERGI'S AND ANGRY PICKLE'S HITBOXES SO AWFUL? I CANT GO A MOMENT WITHOUT BEING SLAMMED 20 FEET UNDERGROUND BY A GIANT FUCKING VEGETABLE OR A FUCKING LIVING PIN CUSHION. RRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHH TEOSTRAAAAAAAAAAAA!! YOU ARE THE BANE OF MY EVER SUFFERING EXISTENCE YOU DUMPSTER FIRE SIMBA

Like seriously, the lock on is ass, slinger aim lock on is super bad in lategame monsters and worst of all the clutch claw, that thing is so fucking clunky and random, it might as well have a disclaimer of "use at your own risk". I GRAB ONTO THE FUCKING BODY, PRESS UP and what does it do? IT MAKES YOU GO DOWN TO THE FUCKING LEG how does this make any fucking sense and at first I thought it was maybe a missclick but then I keep seeing it happen, it feels like the controls of it are directional but based on your camera position or something since from time to time it just decides to do whatever it wants. I assume monster bodies have some sort of body part map, like you can go left, right up and down and depending on what you click it goes to that part, but it just doesnt feel like it at all, so many monsters in endgame have heads that are out of reach most of the time, so you are stuck clutching onto chest and moving BUT ACTUALLY DOING IT IS FUCKING GAMBLING
IDK if someone has maybe some "tip/trick" on how to make it feel consistent or maybe there is some hidden setting? knowing how bad Worlds UI is, it would not be surprising if its some setting making it work like ass.

Like All I WANT is for it to go the the part im guiding it to, im grabbing onto fatalis chest to avoid the breath attack, I want to GO UP to tenderize, not up to the wings, not down to the legs, it should be very simple since there are not that many ways it could go wrong but how the fuck does pressing UP make you go down to the leg and carting you?

I’m so fucking confused. Why the hell does SNS 417 raw, 780 dragon element (910 with element accel) not topple or break his horns?

Is his topple not at most a 1000 element damage? How the fuck does element even work?

Why the fuck would the devs think having a double dps check end boss, before MR 100 was a great idea?

Final Fantasy has infected this game with MMO bullshit and makes me wish this series would never collab with them again. But it will because apparently being a no life for a good game is necessary apparently.

300 hours Tri, 640 4, and 2000 World. Just let me enjoy the game instead of me needing to look up game data to find some sort of weakness or not grind guiding lands for another 300 hours.