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For fans of the TV show Married With Children.

/r/marriedwithchildren

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She pecked me, Peg

5 Comments
2024/10/15
21:53 UTC

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No laughing

Hey everyone. I have a question. Is it possible to watch MWC without the laughing. I always hated lughtracks and live studio audiences and i really want to watch the show again in english because i want the original version.

6 Comments
2024/10/15
04:05 UTC

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SPECTACULAR VIEW.............ONCE UPON A TIME

17 Comments
2024/10/15
03:26 UTC

252

Al loves hooters.

16 Comments
2024/10/14
21:40 UTC

122

Sit down and show me your tail, I mean tell me your tale!

2 Comments
2024/10/14
21:32 UTC

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I discovered if you turn it around and take off the eraser.. you can get a real... kinda suction action going.

15 Comments
2024/10/14
17:38 UTC

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What would you title the “Pilot” episode of Married… with Children?

“Meet the Neighbors”? “Not the Cosbys” (the working title of the show)?

12 Comments
2024/10/13
20:41 UTC

253

Scary Mary approves this message.

14 Comments
2024/10/13
20:41 UTC

182

Thou shalt not insult my bowl with pregnant hiney's.

2 Comments
2024/10/13
20:24 UTC

172

Your little boy is going to build his own room.

7 Comments
2024/10/13
20:16 UTC

246

Bundy Sunday (un)Funday

Sleeping with Marcy. Jefferson owes me BIG TIME.

14 Comments
2024/10/13
10:48 UTC

17

Added another awesome Katey Sagal autographed piece to my MWC collection today!!!

0 Comments
2024/10/12
23:49 UTC

26

Al’s new toilet

What was the brand name for Al’s new toilet when he was building his bathroom downstairs?

18 Comments
2024/10/12
23:01 UTC

145

Sounds like Al

3 Comments
2024/10/12
19:05 UTC

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Pilgrim Girl (Patty Breton

4 Comments
2024/10/12
18:52 UTC

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In which episode does Peg sing this song?

According to a book of funny MWC quotes called "Bundyisms: The Wit and Wisdom of America's Last Family," Peg once sang what the book refers to as the Wanker County Lullaby. But I don't remember it in any episode. I remember an episode in which she sang a lullaby to Seven, but it wasn't this one. And it's not the same as the one she started tearfully singing to Bud that time when Kelly was leaving (or something like that). Anyway, can anybody tell me which episode it comes from? Here it is:

Hush little baby

Don't you cry,

Momma's gonna make you

An owl pie.

And if that owl pie

Don't bake,

Momma's gonna make you

A weasel cake.

And if that weasel cake

Still moves,

Momma's gonna feed you

Some horses' hooves.

And if those horses' hooves

Don't chew,

We'll all go dig up

Your Uncle Lou . . .

10 Comments
2024/10/12
17:50 UTC

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Jefferson once said:

17 Comments
2024/10/12
16:59 UTC

281

"A Man for No Seasons" where Al and No Ma'am start their own Baseball league

18 Comments
2024/10/12
13:14 UTC

158

1994 Press Photo With Ed O'Neill

10 Comments
2024/10/12
03:27 UTC

156

MARRIED WITH CHILDREN | 1950's Super Panavision 70

27 Comments
2024/10/11
16:25 UTC

128

1996 FOX Married With Children TV spot

3 Comments
2024/10/11
03:28 UTC

365

A Bundy Christmas meme

This made me laugh so hard! 🤣

13 Comments
2024/10/11
03:13 UTC

298

Michael Clarke Duncan in S10 E7 of Married… with Children (1995)

5 Comments
2024/10/10
21:51 UTC

74

Wasn’t the Bundy’s home owned by the bank?

23 Comments
2024/10/10
11:49 UTC

460

The Bundys meet their TV Counterparts (S9 E9)

32 Comments
2024/10/10
00:21 UTC

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Jefferson’s original crime

When Jefferson was first introduced into the series, I know that he had some sort of scam with some sort of lake front that was literally a toxic waste stump. One question that I did want to ask is that in later episodes they had him double cross Al to win some sort of Contest were won money, but then all of a sudden these feds arrested him and confiscated the money as well as for no reason stealing Marcy‘s bracelet but did it ever explain that he was paying the money to the victims back or was it just the FBI and television show fashion stealing the money to recover what he did? Nothing really big but it just made me wonder why they all of a sudden rated that TV spot where they won the contest and all of a sudden stole Marcy‘s bracelet to boot

25 Comments
2024/10/09
20:57 UTC

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