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Louis C.K. is a stand-up comedian and masturbator

louisck.com for tickets and tour dates.

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A note about posting video links.

  • Posting video clips is permissible.

  • Posting video clips of a currently touring show is not permissible.

  • Posting links to full material is a bannable offense. This includes torrents, full videos, etc. If you want to torrent, "put it to the man", etc , we can't stop you. But no posts here, sorry.

  • Purchase full material here for the paltry sum of whatever he wants to charge.

  • Regarding the accusations and apologies. Keep it civil and serious. Thanks.

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His darkest bits

I love his dark bits and gallows humor. The "Of course. But maybe..." bit from his Oh My God special kills me every time.

The part of the bit about slavery. How did they build those pyramids? "Oh they just threw human death and suffering at them until they were finished." How did we traverse the nation with a railroad track so quickly? "We just threw Chinese people in caves and blew them up and didn't give a shit what happened to them."

I also love (from Hilarious) his opening bit about how most people are dead, and "You're all gonna die, and then you're gonna be dead for way longer than you're alive. Like, that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead people that didn't die yet."

Would love to hear y'alls fav dark/gallows humor bits

Edited to fix formatting

33 Comments
2024/12/04
01:08 UTC

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Looking for a bit about Louie being called by the president and he answered "No that's … not you"

Checked all his specials on Netflix plus the latest 3 from his Website. Can't seem to find it.

5 Comments
2024/12/03
19:54 UTC

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Well he's just a piece of shit

7 Comments
2024/12/01
21:20 UTC

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Blanche with English subtitles

Remind me a Louis sketch on c*cksucking

5 Comments
2024/11/29
23:33 UTC

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A bit about a couple in Italy in the 1800s?

I'm really hoping I'm able to find this whole comedy show but my memory is hazy given it was in 2020.

It was a bootleg recording and he was talking about a couple and he started reenacting how the girl would behave. I believed he mentioned her folding clothes outside and he says something along the lines of like it's Italy in the 1800s.

It was such a good show and I would listen to it during the dark ages of the COVID lockdowns. Anybody have info on it?

3 Comments
2024/11/28
18:59 UTC

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Does Louis have a bit that is about someone waxing floors with their lady parts?

I think I remember Louis doing this but I’m not sure. IIRC he pretends to be an Italian guy who offers a service where his wife or daughter or someone waxes the floor using her vagina. Anyone know what I’m talking about? Trying to find which special it was, I can’t seem to find it when doing a search.

22 Comments
2024/11/21
10:00 UTC

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Apologies if this is a repost. I just stumbled across a clip of Louis that I hadn't seen before and it's hysterical

38 Comments
2024/11/20
19:26 UTC

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How my dad talked to his toilet

Dumb bitch tahhlet

7 Comments
2024/11/18
03:03 UTC

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looking for a bit

I forgot if it's a standup or a radio appearance, but has a funny sequenece abouta friend of his ending up with a male prostitute and Louis remembers that actually happened to him too.

4 Comments
2024/11/13
16:10 UTC

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I have to find this song

does anybody knows What was the name of the song in season 4 episode 12 (in the woods part two) that played when Louie decided to skip class. It ends when he's pulling the scales out of his bed.

0 Comments
2024/11/12
20:34 UTC

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Do American still think Michael Jackson was a pedophile and did something bad to the kids?

So I watched Louis CK's special few hours ago. During that special, he joked about pedophile. During the bit, he mentioned Michael Jackson, and said, 'wonderful music, did some other things too.', which strongly implies he was a pedophile and did sexually assaulted the kids, which also implies that he and the crowd actually believe that, cause often times his jokes are based on the actual fact(or at least what he thinks is the fact) like his family, divorce, social issue, political issue, etc. I am not saying Louis CK or any other comedians should never joke about that accusation, but I was just curious if Americans still think MJ actually did that, because after MJ's death and that 'Leaving Neverland' documantry's release, I did a lot of searching if that thing ever happened or at least have some solid evidence, which turned out to be non existing.

67 Comments
2024/11/08
23:30 UTC

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Anyone know the name of the guy that opened for the secret show in NY last night?

Louis ck and joe list did a surprise show last night in poughkeepsie and a local comic opened with all crowd work and was really funny but i forgot his name

11 Comments
2024/11/07
17:40 UTC

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Looking for a certain louis bit

I’ve been looking everywhere trying to find the clip of louis talking about how hot women are just waiting at the finish line of your life. Does anyone know what I’m talking about?

13 Comments
2024/11/07
01:49 UTC

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I Love You, Daddy

Anyone know if/where his shelved film I Love You, Daddy is available for streaming? I don’t know anyone who actually saw it. I’m genuinely curious, it has a great cast.

25 Comments
2024/11/04
17:43 UTC

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Does anyone remember a weird video of Louis taken by a fan in like 2018 based upon this hopelessly vague description

I vaguely remember this strange video surfacing during the period in which nobody really heard anything about him after his scandal came out. It was dark and he was sitting down, maybe by a fountain and the guy does something absurd (but I can't remember what). I feel like no words were exchanged but I remember it being hilarious to me.

4 Comments
2024/11/02
17:46 UTC

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How many times can you download your purchases from Louisck.com?

I think I’m gonna buy all of the specials for $35, but if you can only download them once I need to wait until I’m at home on my Mac. I’m guessing you can download them as many times as you want for that one year window, but it doesn’t really state that anywhere.

Also, come on, let us download each season of Louie. I’m not paying for a five year streaming license. If I can’t have seasons 3-5 on blu ray, at least give me download files to add to my Plex server.

7 Comments
2024/10/29
15:36 UTC

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What happened to the symbol?

The cartoon of Louie as the reddit mascot?

4 Comments
2024/10/28
07:04 UTC

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