spready fazbear

My friend can sniff out a ligma joke a mile away, and I need to him him with a good ligma joke

Severe ball incontinence, whiteness in the pee is the biggest sign, but not leaking on it's own.

When has a natural born woman had ligma afterall?

I was diagnosed with stage four ligma the other day. We had found it too late. The doctor said that i can play 1 million dollars for sugma treatment which is guaranteed to get rid of the ligma. He said if i don't i have about 3 weeks left to live. My girlfriend is devastated. She said she will sugma balls to treat it. She did and it didn't help. I guess ill update you guys on my journey through the ligma. Just remember, fuck ligma.

SawCon >!DEEZ NUTS!!<

None of these tweets are mine btw

Boutta kms

Hi everyone.

I wanted to share my story, just to vent to other people who might be going through the same thing. I went to the doctor last week for a routine physical and he noticed something was off, so he ordered the test, and sure enough, I have ligma. He mentioned a bunch of other things, but I didn't catch a lot of what he said. Apparently there are lots of different variants, seventeen of which were discovered before the one I have.

I'm still processing it, and I'm not sure how I feel yet, it all happened so fast. The doctor said I'm lucky that we caught it early, and it's not as bad as Tyler Blevins' case. But it's still a long road of treatment ahead. I have good insurance though (my insurance company is headquartered somewhere in Connecticut. Bloomfield I think).

I think the part I'm most worried about is the... I'm not sure what the word is, but people look at you differently when they know you have it. But I'm determined to not let it define me. My boss asked if I wanted to take a few days off, and I haven't decided whether I'm going to. I work as a graphic designer, and use an online tool to collaborate with others, which is fun, and should help to take my mind off it.

Anyway, thanks for listening to my rant. I appreciate your support. Do you have any advice for self-care or other things I might not think of during treatment?

I created an entire country using nothing but ligma type gags. I present to you the Sugondese Republic. (Yes, I'm sure it's been done before, but here's my version.)

The Commonwealth of Sugonda

Capital City: Ligma

Largest City: Chokon

Head of State: Bofa

Official Language: Sugondese

Population: 5 million

Chief Export: Nuts from the Sugondese tree, a variety of macadamia tree that only grows on the Sugondese coast. Sugondese nuts are twice the size of a standard macadamia nut, and the Sugondese people are very proud of their nuts, both the size and flavor.

Sugonda is a small nation on the west coast of Africa, known for its rich history and national dish, Hænwey. Its capital city, Ligma, was selected for its location on the coast. Other notable cities include Chokon, which was built as a medieval fortress, Rydon, noted for its distinct architectural style, and Sugma, which was built in a hexagonal pattern.

The Sugondese government is a republic that was declared after the Sugondese Revolution of 1869 and the subsequent abdication of King Updog III. Updog was a brutal dictator, known for his cruel treatment of political dissidents in the subterranean prison known as the Jumpondis. A constitution was written for the new commonwealth, and the national legislature, the Bofadese, is elected by popular vote. There are nine Bofadese, and in order for a new law to pass, a six to three majority must agree. Voting is accomplished in a rather unique fashion. Each town has a vote counter, known as a Crammen. Citizens are sent ballots by mail, and are expected to fill them out and bring the ballots to their local Crammen. The Crammens in each town then count the ballots, and travel to Ligma to convene in the federal building known as the Chata. Once that is accomplished, each winning candidate for the Bofadese Council is notified by releasing a messenger pigeon known as a Siddon. The Bofadese then convene and appoint a Bofa from a list of suitable candidates. Elections for the Bofadese occur only when the Bofa dies. There has not been an election since 1990, and the current Bofa, Putnis, just celebrated his 69th birthday.

However, as recently as 50 years ago, the electoral process looked a lot different. Each candidate for one of the nine Bofadese Council positions was required to perform a series of feats of strength and agility.

The first of these feats was the climbing of Mount Maheinie. Each candidate carried a token called a Putdis to the top of the mountain, and handed the token to a specially appointed official known as a matadaddi. Any candidate who didn't reach the top was automatically disqualified.

The second feat was even more difficult. Each candidate had to descend the mountain by riding a log down the river known as the Pissa without falling into the water. The candidates wore ceremonial white trousers to keep them honest, as the yellow water of the river would stain white cloth a distinctive color.

The final feat was the easiest, from a stamina standpoint. Each candidate had to fit at least six Sugondese nuts into his or her mouth, without swallowing or biting down on the nuts. Each candidate who bit, swallowed, or choked was disqualified until only nine remained.

Took some time but got em

Can’t remember