/r/ladderemporium

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Do you need a ladder? Post a request here!

This is a simple sub dedicated to the purchase of ladders for all your ladder needs.

Affiliates

r/justiceemporium

r/KarmaCourt

r/pitchforkemporium

/r/ladderemporium

194 Subscribers

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Doug Harland's LLC (Legitimate Ladder Company)

Hi. It's me, Doug Harland from Doug Harland's Pitchfork Repository. You might recognize me from here or here as "The Pitchfork-Selling Guy" or something. I don't know what they call me nowadays - don't keep up with PR as well as I used to. Stumbled upon this "Ladder Emporium" thing and was surprised to see that it exists in the first place, so, capitalism does what capitalism does best; I'm buying you freaks out of business. No need to panic. Refunds will be issued on a case-by-case basis. I'm still trying to work around that weird "Ladder Taxation Bill", for entirely legal purposes.

In any case, you're welcome.

0 Comments
2023/03/30
02:33 UTC

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It's payback time.

Two years ago I asked to buy as many Minecraft ladders as I could with $584, but u/twicedouble never responded. I was holding out hope that some day he would reply, but he never did. Today is the day that he gets what's coming to him. Someone at the pitchfork emporium gave me a torch pitchfork for free, and I am not afraid to use it. He could have made a huge profit if he'd made that sale, but he ghosted me, and now he's going to become a ghost. ——-|🔥

1 Comment
2021/11/08
00:27 UTC

5

Hi can someone send me ladder pics, I spend all day looking at them and I end up seeing repeats, maybe you guys will find different ones!

2 Comments
2020/08/24
14:47 UTC

4

The biggest ladder ever

0 Comments
2020/03/09
02:34 UTC

11

I need to buy loads of Minecraft ladders.

I have 64 emeralds, 2 gold ingots, 11 iron ingots, 6 diamonds, and one lapis lazuli from a Minecraft map based on Ocarina of Time. That adds up to 584 Zelda Rupees, or $584. How many Minecraft ladders can I buy with that?

2 Comments
2019/01/28
16:54 UTC

6

Can I rent a ladder?

I need it for like ten minutes. And a hand cart.

1 Comment
2018/09/24
02:21 UTC

11

I need to buy one [Ladder of Righteous Courage] please

I’ve caught this hot elf glancing at me on my guilds bar night, I need a little boost to go up to her.

My budget as of right now is 3 gold and 12 copper but I might return in the future if I’m satisfied

7 Comments
2018/08/13
01:16 UTC

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I was cheated on a purchase

I ordered a tiny novelty ladder during a Karma Kourt Kase, but never received said ladder, and the listing has disappeared! If I am not compensated in another ladder or hard boiled souls, I will have no choice other than to leave a bad Laddereview. >:(

12 Comments
2018/08/02
18:08 UTC

13

hi i want another ladder to steal

gimme gimme

6 Comments
2018/07/27
16:08 UTC

6

A rather odd request

Hello! I was wondering if you had any retractable ladders that would be easy for transportation. I’m doing some work on the go and a normal sized ladder isn’t very easy to transport using the methods I have at my disposal.

Thank you, Waltor Daquan

10 Comments
2018/07/10
18:54 UTC

5

I can lend you a ladder

2 Comments
2018/07/10
00:35 UTC

8

I need a very strong ladder keychain

What is the commission cost in hard boiled eggs for a custom keychain ladder made of carbon fiber and titanium? I recently inherited 12,000 hard boiled eggs and I will be cooking some more tomorrow. Thank you

8 Comments
2018/07/08
11:53 UTC

5

Interested in ladders that are a little more sensual than usual

I’m a simple man with complicated needs. The only thing I can offer is a good home for the ladder.

5 Comments
2018/07/08
00:20 UTC

8

Can i have a ladder to heaven

I'm willing to pay 87 denarrii and a goat

2 Comments
2018/07/07
20:34 UTC

11

Introducing the Justice Emporium!

Check out r/justiceemporium! It’s a new law firm for speeding up and closing trials. Read the pinned post for a broad idea of what we do!

0 Comments
2018/07/07
15:21 UTC

11

Reservation

Can I reserve one of the death ladders in the next shipment? Thanks!

18 Comments
2018/07/05
20:26 UTC

9

Hi I am wondering what the death ladder is

7 Comments
2018/07/05
15:38 UTC

7

hey i wanna buy a ladder

thanks

19 Comments
2018/07/04
19:41 UTC

9

Pitchfork ladder

I am interested in purchasing one of your pitchfork brand ladders. How tall are these ladders and what material are they made of?

10 Comments
2018/07/04
03:06 UTC

11

Introducing the pitchfork holster and the Pitchfork brand ladder.

We have two new items available for purchase!

The pitchfork holster is perfect for those rioting on high. This holster fits every ladder perfectly with an adjustable leather strap and a zebra skin pouch. $15 each.

We also have the Pitchfork brand ladder. This is a regular a-frame ladder with a built in pitchfork holster, perfect for the sky rioter who wants to be sure his pitchfork is secure! $50 each.

Supplies are limited but we will reorder when we can!

13 Comments
2018/07/03
21:52 UTC

9

A new customer appears!

Hey, I noticed you reached out to me when I posted about buying ladders. Given this store's professionalism, I am inclined to buy more than I usually would. I am in fact, a ladders collecter.

I'll have 3 off your novelty ladders.

1 of your step step ladders

2 of your A-frame ladders ladders

The remaining 2 of your Giant fire truck-like ladders

and your only Pair of heels that have ladders for the heels.

I believe that totals to 339$

I would like to pay with 8 LD's (Ladder tokens) which the ladder association uses and no doubt your esteemed store is a part of.

2 Comments
2018/07/03
13:33 UTC

14

Ladder needed

Hi I’d really like a ladder

22 Comments
2018/07/03
02:03 UTC

11

Ladder Emporium Inventory and Prices

Here is a list of our wares. I will come back and update as stock is depleted and replaced.

LadderPriceTotal Stock
3 Ladder Fridge Magnets$118
Tiny Ladder Keychain$124
3 Minecraft Ladders$3.5010
Ladder Tie Clip$515
A Pair of Ladder Cufflinks$1014
Attachable Pitchfork Holster$1513
Step Ladder$2216
Step Step Ladder$287
Regular Ladder$329
A-Frame Ladder$3510
Pitchfork Brand Ladder$509
Extension Ladder$541
Giant Firetruck Ladder$7012
Pumps With Ladder Heels$13011
Death Ladder$2000

Make a new post (if you just comment on another already established post, I might not see the order unless you tag me) if you’d like to order or have any questions. If we don’t have the kind of ladder you need, we will do everything within our power to get it to you. We accept all forms of currency except drachma and souls.

Thank you for choosing Ladder Emporium!

0 Comments
2018/07/03
01:36 UTC

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