/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Just look at some of these kids...how can they be so dumb? Like what, you seriously can't hula hoop? Jesus Christ. And babies know literally nothing. God damn, kids are so dumb.

This sub is meant as a fun joke. It is not a hate sub. Kids are dumb because they could not possibly know better. If you dislike kids, that's fine. Feel free to join us, but do not spread vitriol.

If you are tired of seeing text posts or drawing posts, filter them out in your settings, and report improperly flaired posts.

If you're coming from /r/all:

  • Yup, blaming parents is valid
  • Yes, kids could not know better, that's the joke
  • Yes, people sometimes say mean things. If they cross a line into harassing, violent, racist, sexist, bigoted, or violating site-wide policy, please report them.
  • Just, like, be cool. Have a laugh. Join us. Or don't. This was a drunk joke from years ago. We're all just having fun.

Eligibility:

  • Kid (not teen, that's a different kind of stupid)
  • Doing something dumb/silly
  • No real harm comes to them

Rules:

  • Sexual, racist, bigoted, or inflammatory comments will result in a permanent ban (Please report these comments)
  • No memes (Please report them)
  • Reposting within one week will result in a 7 day ban (Please report them)
  • Lack of post flair will result in the post being removed until manually restored (Please report them)
  • Crop your text screenshots so only body text is shown - no white space and no title, or so help me god

Any violations of these rules may result in content/comment removal or permanent bans.

/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

4,696,186 Subscribers

110

The last romantic

2 Comments
2024/11/02
00:26 UTC

103

Average conversation in my kitchen

25 Comments
2024/11/02
00:20 UTC

1,652

When the prank backfires… literally

30 Comments
2024/11/01
18:00 UTC

6,616

Little man thought I was also ketchup

Had a couple kids ask for pictures while I was with my family and said yes but this one’s mom stopped me saying her son thought I was ketchup, the only other ketchup costume he’d seen, and in that moment I was Ketchuppool

41 Comments
2024/11/01
17:16 UTC

9,230

Stuck in a dryer

100 Comments
2024/11/01
11:19 UTC

0

Let's say, it just didn't taste like what i thought it would.

11 Comments
2024/11/01
10:35 UTC

19,998

My child has math homework to do, and swore they would do it later.

717 Comments
2024/11/01
04:38 UTC

238

Kid throws fake saw in front of my car

luckily there was no damage but still, what an idiot

33 Comments
2024/11/01
04:00 UTC

166

My little brother wanted bottom bunk on our bunk bed.

42 Comments
2024/11/01
03:59 UTC

7,942

Kid wants to go in the river.

194 Comments
2024/11/01
02:02 UTC

999

When you gotta go

20 Comments
2024/10/31
22:39 UTC

34

Where it all began

11 Comments
2024/10/31
21:00 UTC

200

Newton's Third Law

14 Comments
2024/10/31
19:11 UTC

4,920

Me, circa 1987

43 Comments
2024/10/31
18:22 UTC

26,433

Kid though he was at home.

192 Comments
2024/10/31
16:44 UTC

787

"oh my god it's a cat , can I pet it"

55 Comments
2024/10/31
16:05 UTC

1,609

Special soap

19 Comments
2024/10/31
14:57 UTC

725

Toddler break a big screen tv

106 Comments
2024/10/31
14:51 UTC

3,986

When explaining team colors goes hilariously wrong

12 Comments
2024/10/31
09:45 UTC

2,188

Smart but stupid

84 Comments
2024/10/31
07:22 UTC

3,373

bruh… kids are random

61 Comments
2024/10/31
07:12 UTC

16,777

Girl spills tea at the playground

40 Comments
2024/10/31
05:30 UTC

31,718

The children yearn for the fields of combat

254 Comments
2024/10/31
03:10 UTC

2,387

Kids trying to run away from home

344 Comments
2024/10/31
00:33 UTC

4,616

What did he think was going to happen?

36 Comments
2024/10/30
22:53 UTC

0

It seems that he didn't find it very funny

50 Comments
2024/10/30
22:24 UTC

2,366

Tell me you have kids without telling me you have kids

81 Comments
2024/10/30
20:49 UTC

1,169

Little Boy Breaks Television With Stick

161 Comments
2024/10/30
20:38 UTC

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