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I just came out as totes retar to my conservative family. I'll update later.

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Hello assaholic bitches, the only language you probably know is english. And here I will show you how to say what you all are in Chinese. (“ass-a-holic”)

1. Ass (屁股)

Ass means buttocks so that's easy. Buttocks in Chinese it’s 屁股（pigu) (you probably all knew that)

2. Aholic (癮)

Look assaholic bitch, there is no way of saying aholic or even alcoholic in Chinese. So instead we will use addict as a substitute. But because there are so many options for saying addict we'll choose the easiest: 癮 (yin)

3. Transition to the word bitch (的)

We can't just say 2 terms and then call is a phrase because Chinese doesn't work like that. So first we need to deconstruct how the phrase "assaholic bitch" works. So first the word "assaholic" describes who you are and "bitch" reffers to what you are. When we treat nouns with descriptions like for example "assaholic" we need something that marks it's describing a noun. And in this case we're using the word 的（de). Wow that was complicated speaking I had to explain it to you

4. Bitch (瘋子 or 女夠)

Bitch has 3 main meanings- A. a stupid (inconsiderate) person, B. a female canine/animal that is reffers to or C. an aggresive female. Let's avoid the aggresive female part because it's sexist and it's also super hard to teach you guys how to say it.

a: (a stupid or inconsiderate person) (瘋子) So first let's see how to say bitch (as in the stupid person bitch) in chinese. (This is simple because in chinese we have more words describing things than actual terms and nouns so we have to make up a combination of different words to make up a fucking single word meaning an object in chinese.) So in this post i'm going to pick which word meaning stupid that is in Chinese to teach you guys because fuck you i'm not your dictionary. So when I grow up there is this term a lot of people used at me called 瘋子 (feng zi) which means retarted or mentally disabled person. I strongly recommend using this term to refer to the english word "bitch" because when people call you a bitch they probably also mean your retarted if you get what I mean, and because it’s the strongest word out there to describe something as “stupid”.

b: (female animal) (女夠) So in Chinese the most simple way to say girl or female in Chinese is “女” (nu- (with the two dots on top that makes it a slim u). Now i’m not going to show you how to say ALL of these animal words in Chinese so we’re going to go with only one- that being a female dog. Now the way you say dog is 夠（gou) put the two words together and you have 女夠 （nu you).

5. Putting all the words together (屁股癮的瘋子／屁股癮的女夠）

Just fucking put together all the words I gave you in order. EXCEPT when it comes to bitch you can choose wether is be A or B.

6. Your mouth

You need something that at least sounds like your speaking Chinese. When speaking Chinese, curve your tongue backwards and your set. Some Chinese speakers don’t do this and they slur or talk very fast. Either way, just make it sound like your speaking Chinese and if you don’t know what I mean search up something speaking it. Also you will have to look at the “four tones” of these words but that’s kind of hard to describe so yeah, you have to learn that to if you even want to.

Conclusion: After learning all of this the way you say “assaholic bitch” in Chinese is “屁股癮的瘋子／屁股癮的女夠” (pigu-yin-de-fengzi/pigu-yin-de-nugou). Now of course your not going to say it as perfectly as an actual person who is fluent in the language and because of the language barrier in Chinese you would sound kind of awkward when saying it but I tried my best to make it have the Chinese grammar structure.

Bye assaholic bitches, oh no all the bialinguists are going to come at me going to correct me. Whatever.

Edit: the pronunciations I wrote down are in mandarin. If ur fluent in Cantonese feel free to write down the canto pronunciations and I’ll write them into this post

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And you thought I was kidding.

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P.S. IHE, if you're reading this... i'm sorry. Maybe you should post a video about all the dumb crap that gets posted here.

P.P.S you are doing that too much. Try again in _ minutes

P.P.P.S I'm not generally a troll, I just wanted to post something on a subreddit dedicated to IHE crapposts, I mean sheepposts, I mean sheetposts, I mean oxford comma, I mean ****posts there. I said it.

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