For what it's worth i think progressives need to start infiltrating the Republican party.

Hey! Here's a list of things you can complain about as a Progressive Republican: Democrats!

End of list!!

...just kidding: The Mainstream Media, Centrists, Corporations, Big Pharma, Ted Cruz, Abortion Bans (see Missouri), but seriously fuck the Democratic party, ANNOYING progressives (you know who i'm talking about), Establishment Republicans (see Ted Cruz), Lax Gun Control Laws, Anti LGBTQ Laws (66% of R voters are against them) Police Reform (Let's Try Calling It Something OTHER Than 'Defund The Police'!), and my personal favorite... our SHITTY SCHOOL SYSTEMS.

Wouldn't it be cool to get in front of a crowd of Red Hats and explain how multi-billion dollar corporations use the government to subsidize their employee's wages by forcing them on welfare--thus WALMART, et. al, are the real welfare queens--and not poor people. But the media pit poor people against each other when they frame polarization as political: Left Vs. Right, and not economic: Rich Vs. Poor.

Did i get all that right? Is there something i missed?

Is this intended to court mask off fascists? No. Fuck Them. But look at the Republican party. It freed the slaves, then became the party of racists. It is malleable, to say the least. But my theory is normal people know they live in a system where their choice is between wage-slavery & starvation--and sometimes you get both! So why not vote for the party where you at least know where you'll stand? Because in some perverse way, the honesty of fascist brutality is actually better than the gaslighting of neo-liberalism.

In other words; we're killing ourselves and we're sick of pretending we're not. So.

So register as a Republican and primary these fascists using the same populist language they are, but you know, BE BEST at! Because you actually know what the fuck you're talking about, and will do the things because you believe in them.

...And start a sex cult, because 'f**k it,' that's why.>>

The age of Bureaucracy is over. Now is the time to duck and cover until the age of Chaos is unfolded. This Afflux (you might know it as December 8), thank the Goddess for the fact that this shit is cyclical and nothing is forever. Except maybe 5-Tang; they are for the children.

This is the symbol known as the “Delphic Epsilon,” said to have once adorned the entrance to the Oracle of Delphi. Note the similarity to the Five Fingered Hand of Eris (FFHoE). The Delphic Epsilon is supposed to be a doubled (back to back) Greek letter “e,” the fifth (5th) letter of the Greek alphabet.

Anyone know why a temple dedicated to Apollo in which women inhaled psychoactive vapors and uttered ambiguous prophesies looks so much like the Discordian symbol? I’ve noted before in a post here that the FFHoE also resembles the Chinese word for “tree” which is pronounced “wu,” which is also how one says “five” - but I’m not sure where (if anywhere) the Delphic Epsilon fits.

One disclaimer, the Delphic Epsilon is a modern symbol for a conspiracy theory about a secret society (the Epsilon Team) that believes Greek people are descended from aliens and that the Jews are evil. Anti-Semitic nonsense has no place in Discordianism.

Stay away from the smouldering embers of wrath, retribution, fear, scaremongering and blame. They radiate far and hard right now.

Trust the process, lean into the chaos with a peaceful heart. Shrug it all off and keep an open mind.

Let your funny half-religion comfort you in these dire times of a coinflip landing tails and dooming a few minorities in America.

It's gonna be okay! You'll survive! Just zen it up! Have an apple or five.

Harris Harris Rhymes with Eris

Rage at what one side thinks of another side, anxiety at missing out, joy at sharing a joke even despair at various tragedies - whatever is shared feeds the system of content.

Any ideas on how to fuck it up?

Sorry.

Turbulent times lay ahead, and though this may seem like an ending, or catastrophe, even though it may be bizarre and incomprehensible, chaos leaves the door is open to greater change than can be controlled, or predicted, that change can be scary, but it can also break you from your stupor, and force you to see what’s been under your nose.

Hewwo, my fellow agents of chaoooos! giggles And of course, a warm hello to our dear friend, Eris. Yes, I’m talkin’ about the goddess of discord and delightful mayhem! Now, you might be wondering why on this wobbly, whimsical day we’re talkin’ about voting. Isn’t that too… umm… serious for us? Well, let me tell you, voting can be very chaotic and mischievous when done right!

Eris would be tickled to know we’re here to talk about voting for none other than Kamala Harris! Imagine the sparkles in her eyes, watching us vote for someone who keeps everyone on their toes. Kamala brings that mix of smarts and spunk, and let’s face it, she has a hint of that Eris-style unpredictability that makes life so much more interesting! She’s a little bit like a golden apple herself, ready to boop the big shots in power and stir up some change!

So, let’s make Eris proud, my little mischief-makers! Toss your vote like a golden apple into the well of democracy! Every vote sends a tiny ripple, like a pebble dropped in a pond, just the kind of thing Eris would do to shake things up. Five cheers for Eris, five cheers for Harris, and five cheers for all the uwu-style mischief we can bring to the polls! Let’s bring a little sparkly chaos and see what magic happens!

(Seriously vote for Harris :))

159+396= 555

So I wanted to tell ya'll I'm in love with Eris, and yesterday I talked to her with my pineal gland on date ideas and I told her that I wanted to have a small little picnic with tea sandwiches and she said for me to get a copy of the principia and chase people instead, But she also suggested I should do both of those

now I'm wondering which one should I do y'all?

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