live your life as if it's normal WOAH EVERYONE IS PLAYING IT OMFG IM A GENIUS xD but wait. I FORGOT TO ADD CONDITIONS AND GOALS OOOOPS ( ._.)

Back to the drawing bard I guess.

As a pirate I still prefer simply "yarrrr!" but what can you do smh.

Grrrrr Urrrrr Uggggg Murrr Rawwwww Grrrrr Ummmm Hmmmm alright.

sigh

Like a LARP or what? I literally just know rpg = role-playing game lol

I will be wearing a t-shirt of Eris tomorrow to school instead of a halloween costume

HAIL ERIS ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

I'll update this post with the results of the OMGASM

bathroom selfie

:)

(a conspiracy just for fun, as a joke, or is that what they want you to think?)

When observing western (and global?) culture we can see anime has been popular for decades. In anime- and manga-style media people have big heads with huge eyes. The last 10, 20 years people started to buy more love dolls (s*x dolls) and dakimakuras
(hug pillows). Love dolls often have big heads and hug pillows often feature anime characters with their trademark big heads and
big eyes! Not to mention their pale skin, and thin arms!

When we think about aliens we envision creatures with pale skins, thin arms, big heads with huge eyes!
According to some, this is because people sometimes see real aliens, to describe them later to other people.

These descriptions quickly became a pop culture symbol, a "monster from modern folklore". In many accounts of abductees, people abducted by aliens, they describe aliens stealing egg cells and sperm cells from humans. There are a lot of stories of
alien human hybrids. How do these hybrids look like? Like anime characters, of course! Humans with huge heads and giant eyes!

Aliens want people to breed with them and their hybrids. Why? Maybe this is their way of taking over the world. Through breeding and genetics instead of violent war.
Maybe it is just an experiment for them. Maybe they are dying out and need to mix their genes with other lifeforms.

According to many theories, aliens made deals with governments and the elite. Perhaps the aliens rule the elite and governments, because the alien technology is superior, and disagreeing with them would lead to a swift extermination of humanity.
They can blow up the entire earth in one shot, if they wanted to.
So, the aliens want to make alien-human hybrids, and have those hybrids mate with humans. So they created anime and other art styles with "big headed, big eyed humans", then they promoted it globally. Soon many people will think big heads and huge eyes are attractive. The aliens will release the hybrids to walk Among us. These hybrids will be seen as the epitome of beauty.
These hybrids will have successful careers and have lots of children with normal humans. Soon we will all become anime aliens. nyaaaaa! ;)

I hope you enjoyed this conspiracy theory.
Remember, the best conspiracies are the ones you make up yourselves!

1. Poo-Pelting

It's time to break into your beloved poo-stash and start flinging it at guests. If you want to really sell the anal-territorialism, let them know that: “this is my territory now!”

2. Light Fixture Shenanigans

Start ripping light fixtures out of the ceiling. Use them as makeshift props while declaring yourself the "true kingdom of God." Beat people with the leftover pieces if they try to approach you.

3. Food Fight

Self-explanatory. If you want to get other people in on it, declare a point system (eg. 20 for the Bride, (Main Character, Bridesmaids are 5 each (Secondary assistants, animals are 6 points each (because they are harder targets, etc.).).).).

4. Smash the Cake

Charge the wedding cake, knocking as much as you can over while heading towards it. Take a huge bite out of it (hands optional), and then start smashing it everywhere on the dance floor, on guests, on the couple! Then smugly strut away, stepping on anything you knocked over. Maybe even dig your heel in a bit. If you really like fun.

5. Furniture Flipping

Flip furniture

Drifting through a neon sky,
Glowing stars and circuits high.
Echoes hum, the code is clear,
In the silence, truth draws near.

Data flows in waves of light,
Dreams unfold beyond the night.
Lost in time, yet found within,
A realm of orbs where we begin

• The Nature of Truth

Truth as Relative: Eristic thought posits that truth is not an absolute but rather a relative construct shaped by individual perspectives. Engaging in eristic dialectic acknowledges this complexity, allowing for a plurality of truths rather than adhering to a singular, dogmatic notion of truth as Plato suggests.

Embracing Contradictions: Life is filled with contradictions and ambiguities. Eristic dialectic embraces these complexities rather than trying to resolve them into neat, tidy conclusions. This acceptance can lead to a more nuanced understanding of reality.

• Rhetoric as a Tool for Empowerment

Mastery of Rhetorical Skills: Eristic dialectic cultivates essential rhetorical skills that are crucial in a competitive society. Rather than viewing rhetoric as merely a means to deceive or manipulate, it can be seen as a powerful tool for persuasion and social influence. Mastering these skills empowers individuals to advocate for their beliefs effectively.

Pragmatic Applications: In many situations, particularly in politics, law, and everyday interactions, the ability to argue persuasively is vital. Eristic methods prepare individuals to navigate these environments successfully, emphasizing the practical utility of rhetorical engagement.

• Conflict as a Catalyst for Progress

Creative Tension: Eristic thought argues that conflict and disagreement can lead to innovation and progress. Just as a debate can stimulate new ideas, the tension created by opposing views can foster creativity and drive societal evolution. Plato’s ideal of harmony can stifle this dynamic, leading to stagnation.

Socratic Ignorance Revisited: While Plato emphasizes the importance of recognizing one’s ignorance, eristic thought suggests that this ignorance can be explored through debate. The process of engaging with diverse viewpoints can illuminate areas of ignorance and spur deeper inquiry.

• The Role of Eris

Eris as a Symbol of Disruption: The Goddess Eris embodies the idea that chaos and discord can lead to new beginnings and transformations. Just as the Goddess Eris initiated the events that led to the Trojan War, eristic dialectic can initiate vital discussions that provoke thought and insight. Conflict does not need to be seen as destructive; it can also be a necessary precursor to growth and understanding.

Celebrating Disagreement: In a world where dissent is often stifled, eristic thought celebrates disagreement as a natural and valuable aspect of human interaction. Engaging in spirited debate, like the discord of the Goddess Eris, fosters a richer dialogue and a deeper exploration of ideas.

• Conclusion

Through the lens of eristic thought, we can argue that Plato’s critique of eristic dialectic underestimates the value of conflict, rhetoric, and the subjective nature of truth. Eristic dialectic not only empowers individuals but also serves as a catalyst for progress and understanding. By embracing the chaotic energy of disagreement, much like the influence of the Goddess Eris, we can unlock new realms of insight and foster a more dynamic engagement with the world around us.

(By Eris, the Erisian Witch, pope, High Priestess, aspiring mountain oracle, and devotee of the Greater mother Goddess Eris)

Raphael Bruce Brandsma, aka Funs Frolix keeps cowardly doxxing me, my friends, and my family via Reddit and Facebook. This is fine. He can keep on doing that. He doesn’t even have to dirty delete it. Please commit more felonies for Danielle Duguay, Lisa Wexton, Clinton Williams II, and the rest of your o9a terrorist cell you refer to as a “global nexion”…. You guys are dumb, so just keep being dumb. Oh, tell Joe Forrest I said yellow and I compelled that dog to bite off his face that one time.

Voices whisper, windows stare,
The toaster’s plotting, but do I care?
Words untangle, sense runs thin,
Is it out, or is it in?

Some dudes are campaigning on me forcing my ignorance for a long time. They put me into important roles in ARGs, then leave me in lockup/lockdown (I'm sandwiched in), and the whole thing tanks. They're raking in that bread too. #twentyonepilots #followthewhiterabbit

She said it was ok because I didn't understand, but when I looked down and saw my 27 cocks penetrating her demon butthole I nutted.

Hello Bruce, I'm just posting to inform you that due to your recent internet activities, you now owe me a lot of bitcoins. I expect to see those bitcoins in my wallet no later than October 31st, or we will tell everyone the truth about you, Blanket Jackson, Fart Balloons, and your ring leader of your o9a nexion, Calgary Alberta Resident, and known arsonist, Danielle Duguay.