Word order is VSO

Adjectives come in two types: initial (before the noun) and final (after the noun)

Nouns have two genders: masculine and feminine

Nouns have five numbers: singular, dual, trial, plural (4-50), and postplural (more than 50)

Cases are nominative, accusative, dative, locative, ablative, and vocative

Examples:

• àʷɗj /ˈɒ˥˧ɗɨ/ is a masculine noun meaning "house"

• ßj́ʷmeʷ /ˈʃʉ˧˥mø/ is a feminine noun meaning "tree"

• Number particles: qʷɛʷ /qʷœ˩/ (singular), dual (unmarked), bēxß /be˥ʔʃ/ (trial), h₂ɔɔd /χɔː˩d/ (plural), h₁aāʷd /hɒː˥d/ (postplural)

• Initial adjectives end with rounded vowels or consonants, final adjectives end with unrounded vowels or consonants

• For example: ɛʷlîʷ /œˈny˧˩/ "big" is initial, ɠȷ̀h₂ /ɠɨ˥˧χ/ "heavy" is final

Letters make the same sound they do in the IPA unless specified else

• B b
• Ɓ ɓ
• Β β
• Ƀ ƀ /ʙ/
• C c
• Ç ç
• D d
• Ɖ ɖ
• Ɗ ɗ
• Ƌ ƌ /ᶑ/
• DZ dz
• DȤ dȥ /dʑ/
• DƷ dʒ
• DⱿ dɀ
• F f
• Φ ɸ
• G g
• Ɠ ɠ
• Ǥ ǥ /ɢ/
• ᵹ Ᵹ /ʛ/
• Ꙧ ꙧ /ɰ/
• H h
• Ɦ ɦ
• Ħ ħ
• Ꜧ ɧ
• Ɥ ɥ
• Ḩ ḩ /ʜ/
• J j
• Ʝ ʝ
• Ɉ ɟ
• Գ գ /ʄ/
• K k
• L l
• Ɫ ɫ
• Ɬ ɬ
• Ł ł /ɮ/
• Ⱡ ⱡ /𝼅/
• Ɫ ɫ /ɭ/
• Ꝇ ꝇ /ꞎ/
• Ꝉ ꝉ /ʟ/
• Ꙥ ꙥ /𝼄/
• M m
• Ɱ ɱ
• N n
• Ꞑ ꞑ /ɳ/
• Ɲ ɲ
• Ŋ ŋ
• Ƞ ƞ /ɴ/
• P p
• Q q
• R r
• Ꞧ ꞧ /ɹ/
• Ꞃ ꞃ /ɾ/
• Ɽ ɽ 
• Ɍ ɍ /ɻ/
• Ꝛ ꝛ /ɺ/
• Ռ ռ /𝼈/
• Ր ր /ʁ/
• Ʀ ʀ
• S s
• ẞ ß /ʂ/
• Ƈ ƈ /ɕ/
• Ʃ ʃ
• T t
• Ʈʈ
• TS ts
• TƇ tƈ /tɕ/
• TƩ tʃ
• Tẞ tß /tʂ/
• V v
• Ỽ ỽ /ⱱ/
• Ʋ ʋ
• W w
• Ⱳ ⱳ /ʍ/
• X x
• Ɣ ɣ
• Χ χ
• Ⱶ ⱶ /ʎ/
• Л л /𝼆/
• Z z
• Ɀ ɀ /ʐ/
• Ȥ ȥ /ʑ/
• Ʒ ʒ
• Θ θ
• Ð ð
• Ɂ ɂ
• ʡ
• ʕ
• ʢ
• ʘ ๏
• ǀ
• ǃ
• ǂ
• ǁ
• ѱ Ѱ /𝼊/
• A a
• Æ æ
• Ɑ ɑ
• Ɒ ɒ
• Ɐ ɐ
• E e
• Ɛ ɛ
• Ɜ ɜ
• Ꞝ ꞝ /ɞ/
• Ə ə
• I i
• Ɨ ɨ
• Ɪ ɪ
• Y y
• Ƴ ƴ /ʏ/
• Ø ø
• Ǝ ɘ
• Ɵ ɵ
• Œ œ
• Ɇ ɇ /ɶ/
• ૪ ɤ
• O o
• Ɔ ɔ
• U u
• Ʉ ʉ
• Ʊ ʊ
• Ɯ ɯ
• Ʌ ʌ

This language also has tones, like any good IAL:

• ◌̋ /˥/
• ◌́ /˦/
• ◌̄ /˧/
• ◌̀ /˨/
• ◌̏ /˩/
• ꜜ◌
• ꜛ◌
• ◌̌ /˩˥/
• ◌̂ /˥˩ /
• ◌᷄ /˧˥/
• ◌̚ /˨˦/
• ◌᷅ /˩˧/
• ◌᷇ /˥˧/
• ◌̛ /˦˨/
• ◌᷆ /˧˩/
• ◌᷈ /˧˥˨/
• ◌᷉ /˥˧˥/

Grammar

Nouns decline by:

• Cases: Nominative, Accusative, Absolutive, Ergative, Intransitive, Transitive, Nominative 2, Accusative 2, Ergative 2, Genitive, Inalienable Possessive, Alienable Possessive, Abstract Possessive, Dative, Instrumental, Ablative, Locative, Allative, Comitative, Benefactive, Abessive, Essive, Vocative, None, Brief, Suit, Justin, Inthat
• Numbers: Negatial , Nullal, Subsingular (EVERY SINGLE NUMBER FROM 0 TO 0.000 000 000 000 000 000 000 001), (Yoctosingular (0.000 000 000 000 000 000 000 001), Zeptosingular (0.000 000 000 000 000 000 001), Attosingular (0.000 000 000 000 000 001, Femtosingular (0.000 000 000 000 001), Nanosingular (0.000 000 001, Microsingular (0.000 001), Milisingular (0.001), Centosingular (0.01), Decisingular (0.1), Singular, √2al (1.414....), Phial (1.618...), √3al (1.732...), Poltoraal (1.5), Dual, Eal (2.718...), Trial, Pial, Quadral, Quintal, Sexal, Septal, Octal, Nonal, Decal, Undecal, Duodecal, Paucal (13-10^(75)), Quattuorvigintal, Plural (10^(75)-10^(100)), Superplural (10^(100)-10^(1000)), Greater Superplural (10^(1000)-10^(1000000)), Greatest Superplural (10^(1000000)-10^(1000000000)), Distrubitive (10^(1000000000)-10^(1000000000000)), Collective (10^(1000000000000)-10^(1000000000000000000)), Infinite
• Altitudes: Mantle or under, between sea level and mantle, above sea level less than 1000m, above sea level more than 1000m, higher than mount Everest, not on earth, abstraction
• Acceleration: Negative, Zero, Positive
• Hypotheticalness (Unreal in any dimension UIAD, Only happening in somewhat mentally possible ways OHISMPW, Barely can happen in any universe BCHIAU, Physically possible in half of the dimensions PPIHOTD, Possible in most universes PIMU, Possible almost in every universe PAIEU, Practically possible at any given time PPAAGT, Impossible for it not to be impossible IFINTBI)
• Animacy (Bacteria, Virus, Bacteria or virus, Dead, Plant, Insect, Monotreme, Other mammals, Bird, Human, Hypothetical god, Flying spaghetti monster, Possible god, Unsurely real god, The first eukaryota cell)
• Gender (Cismasculine, Cisfeminine, Cisepicene, Cisneuter, Non-binary, Bisexual, Ahem, Lesbian, Pansexual, Asexual, Aromantic, Attackhelicopter, Croissant, Prefenottotell)
• State of matter (Unstable plasma, Plasma, Unstable gas, Gas, Unstable liquid, Liquid, Unstable solid, Sollid)
• Color (Absinthe, Acacia, Acid, Admiral, Aegean, Aero, Aheylite, Ajoite, Alder, Alexandrite, Algae, Alice, Alizarin, Allactite, Allanpringite, Almond, Amaranth, Amazonite, Amber, Amethyst, Ampatholaty, Andersonite, Andesine, Android, Ao, Apatite, Apophyllite, Applewood, Apricot, Aqua, Aquamarine, Arcanite, Arctic, Arsenic, Artichoke, Aruba, Asparagus, Atmosphere, Atoll, Atrovirens, Aubergine, Auburn, Aura, Aureate, Aureolin, Aurora, Avalanche, Aventurine, Avocado, Azalea, Azure, Azureberry, Azurebird, Açai, Banana, Baotite, Basil, Bavaria, Beeswax, Beige, Birch, Biscotti, Bismuth, Bisque, Bittersweet, Black, Blackberry, Blahaj, Blizzard, Bloodmoon, Blossom, Blurple, Blush, Borealis, Boysenberry, Brick, Bromine, Bronze, Bronzite, Brown, Brucite, Buckeye, Buckskin, Buckthorn, Buff, Burgundy, Burlap, Burlywood, Buttercup, Buttermilk, Butterscotch, Byzantium, Cadet, Cahnite, Canary, Cantaloupe, Capri, Caramel, Cardinal, Carissma, Carmine, Carnation, Carnelian, Cattleya, Cayenne, Celadon, Celadonite, Celeste, Celestial, Cerise, Cerulean, Charlesite, Charm, Charoite, Chartreuse, Chestnut, Chili, Chlorine, Chocolate, Chrysocolla, Cinder, Cinerous, Cinnabar, Cinnamon, Citrine, Citron, Clay, Clementine, Cleusonite, Cloudberry, Clover, Coal, Cobalt, Coccinite, Cochabamba, Coconut, Codierite, Colibri, Comet, Constellation, Copper, Coquelicot, Coral, Corn, Cornflower, Cotton, Countdown, Cranberry, Crimson, Crisp, Crow, Crystal, Cuprospinel, Cyan, Cyctamen, Cyprus, Daisy, Damask, Dandelion, Dawn, Daylight, Deckrot, Delphiniums, Demoncore, Denim, Diaboleite, Diamond, Dijon, Diopside, Dioptase, Dirt, Djurleite, Dodger, Dove, Doyleite, Drunktank, Duckweed, Duke, Dumortierite, Ebony, Eburnean, Eggnog, Eggplant, Ekanite, Emerald, Eminence, Eosphorite, Erin, Espresso, Eucalyptus, Euclase, Exuberance, Falu, Fandango, Fawn, Feldspar, Ferdglau, Fern, Feta, Fig, Filemot, Firefly, Flame, Flamingo, Flax, Flint, Flirt, Flytrap, Fog, Folliclefruit, Forest, Fossil, Francium, Frost, Fuchsia, Fulvous, Gainsboro, Gamboge, Gashyanta, Geode, Geranium, Gin, Ginger, Gingerline, Glacier, Glass, Glaucos, Godlenseal, Gold, Goldenrod, Gooseberry, Granite, Grape, Grapefruit, Graphite, Gray, Green, Greige, Guava, Habanero, Hagendorfite, Hala, Harlequin, Hazel, Heather, Heazlewoodite, Heliotrope, Hemimorphite, Hendricksite, Hibiscus, Holograph, Honey, Honeydew, Huntchinsonite, Hurricaine, Hyaline, Hydroboracite, Ibuprofen, Ice, Iceberg, Imperial, Incarnadine, Indicolite, Indigo, Iodine, Iris, Iron, Ivory, Ivy, Jade, Jet, Jungle, Juniper, Kalsilite, Kamiokite, Kelp, Keppel, Khaki, Kinnow, Knorringite, Kobi, Kuaneos, Kubanite, Kumquat, Kyanite, Kyryn, Lapis, Larimar, Larkspur, Latte, Lava, Lavender, Leapfrog, Leather, Lemon, Lemonlime, Liberty, Lilac, Lily, Lime, Limeade, Limerick, Linen, Lithol, Liver, Livid, Lizardite, Lobster, Lola, Lolbolly, Longan, Lorenzenite, Lotus, Loveringite, Lychee, Macadamia, Magenta, Magma, Magnolia, Mahogany, Malibu, Mallard, Mandarin, Manganese, Mango, Mangosteen, Marigold, Marmalade, Maroon, Mars, Masicot, Mathesiusite, Mauve, Medallion, Mellow, Mendozite, Mesolite, Metatorbernite, Midnight, Mikado, Mimosa, Mint, Moccasin, Mocha, Monstera, Moolooite, Moonstone, Morning, Moss, Mountbatten, Mozzarella, Mulberry, Mummy, Mundite, Musou, Mustard, Nadeshiko, Naples, Nattier, Navajo, Navy, Nectarine, Neko, Nickel, Night, Nightcore, Normandite, Nougat, Nyanza, Oat, Ocean, Ochre, Olive, Olivine, Onyx, Opal, Orange, Orchid, Oregano, Oriole, Osarizawaite, Osmium, Oxblood, Oyster, Palmleaf, Palygorskite, Papaya, Parakeet, Paris, Parmesan, Parsley, Pasqueflower, Peach, Peacock, Pear, Pearl, Peppervine, Peridot, Periwinkle, Pervenche, Petal, Pharoah, Phlox, Phoenix, Phosphorus, Phthalo, Pickle, Pigeon, Pine, Pink, Pistachio, Platinum, Plum, Poinciana, Polycrase, Porcelain, Powder, Powellite, Praxeti, Prim, Prismarine, Propane, Prune, Prussian, Pseudoberry, Puce, Pumpkin, Purple, Pyre, Pyrite, Quartz, Quercitron, Quinacridone, Radon, Raibeckite, Rambutan, Rameauite, Rape willow, Raspberry, Raven, Razzledazzle, Razzmatazz, Red, Rhythm, Rose, Rosemary, Rosewood, Royal, Ruby, Ruddy, Ruizite, Russet, Rust, Sable, Saffron, Sagebrush, Sakura, Salmon, Sand, Sanddollar, Sandstorm, Sangria, Sapote, Sapphire, Sapphirine, Sarabauite, Sarcoline, Saxifrage, Scallop, Scarlet, Scheelite, Scheels, Seafoam, Seance, Seawater, Seaweed, Sedimentary, Segelerite, Semolina, Sepia, Seraphim, Serenity, Shadow, Shamrock, Shattuckite, Shore, Siderophyllite, Sienna, Silvanberry, Silver, Sinoper, Sinopia, Sirius, Skobeloff, Skodowskite, Sky, Skyan, Slate, Smalt, Smaragdine, Smitten, Smoke, Sodalite, Sokoto, Solferino, Solitude, Spearmint, Spica, Spindle, Spindrift, Spinel, Spring, Stardust, Starfruit, Stargazer, Starling, Steel, Stellar, Stratosphere, Strawberry, Strontianite, Sugar, Sugilite, Sulfur, Sundew, Sunflower, Sunset, Susannite, Swamp, Swedish, Sycamore, Tabasco, Taffy, Tan, Tang, Tangelo, Tangerine, Tapestry, Tarbuttite, Taupe, Tawny, Tayberry, Teal, Terracotta, Thistle, Tiffany, Titian, Tobacco, Tofu, Tongbaite, Torch, Tourmaline, Trident, Tridymite, Triploidite, Tulip, Tumbleweed, Turquoise, Ube, Ultramarine, Umber, Umbite, Uranium, Urobilin, Vandyke, Vanilla, Velvet, Venetia, Verdigris, Verditer, Vermillion, Veronica, Violet, Viridian, Vivianite, Volt, Volvorthite, Vuagnatite, Vulcanite, Wagnerite, Walnut, Wardite, Watchet, Watermelon, Wattersite, Watusi, Weloganite, Wenge, Wetland, Wheat, Whewellite, White, Wine, Wisteria, Wistful, Wolfrayet, Wulfenite, Wood, Xanadu, Xanthic, Xenon, Xerophyte, Xoxo, Yale, Yellow, Zaffre, Zinnia, Zomp)
• opinion on Bosnia (legal, illegal),
• how recently was the last time they ate a taco (this century, before this century, after this century, never)

Verbs have

• Tense (Far enoguh past, Far past, Past, Remote past, Present, Remote future, Future, Far future, Very far future, I'll hop on in 5 mins dw)
• whether or not the speaker wants the action to happen (really wants it to happen, somewhat wants it to happen, does not want it to happen, isn’t sure if they want it to happen, hey look a tree!),
• mood (bad mood. that’s it that’s the only one),
• moral judgement (you will not deserve it, you will somewhat deserve it, you will completely deserve it)
• Number (same as nouns)

Adjectives agree with nouns

A a /a/

Aʷ aʷ /ɒ/

B b /b/

Ɓ ɓ /ɓ/

C c /c/

Ċ ċ /ɟ/

Ƈ ƈ /ʄ/

D d /d/

Dʷ dʷ /dʷ/

Ɗ ɗ /ɗ/

Ɗʷ ɗʷ /ɗʷ/

Ƌ ƌ /ð/

Ƌʷ ƌʷ /ðʷ/

E e /e/

Eʷ eʷ /ø/

Ɛ ɛ /ɛ/

Ɛʷ ɛʷ /œ/

F f /f/

G g /g/

Gʷ gʷ /gʷ/

Ɠ ɠ /ɠ/

Ɠʷ ɠʷ /ɠʷ/

H₁ h₁ /h/

H₂ h₂ /χ/

H₃ h₃ /χʷ/

I i /i/

Iʷ iʷ /y/

J j /ɨ/

Jʷ jʷ /ʉ/

K k /k/

Kʷ kʷ /kʷ/

Ƙ ƙ /ɠ̊/

Ƙʷ ƙʷ /ɠ̊ʷ/

L l /n/

Ł ł /l/

Łʷ łʷ /lʷ/

Ł̦ ł̦ /ʎ/

M m /m/

N n /ŋ/

Nʷ nʷ /ŋʷ/

Ɲ ɲ /ɲ/

O o /o/

Ɔ ɔ /ɔ/

P p /p/

Q q /q/

Qʷ qʷ /qʷ/

R r /r/

S s /s/

Sʷ sʷ /s͡ɸ/

ẞ ß /ʃ/

ẞʷ ßʷ /ʃʷ/

T t /t/

Tʷ tʷ /tʷ/

U u /u/

V v /v/

W w /w/

X x /ʔ/

Xʷ xʷ /ʔʷ/

Y y /j/

Yʷ yʷ /ɥ/

Z z /z/

Zʷ zʷ /z͡β/

3 ʒ /ʒ/

3ʷ ʒʷ /ʒʷ/

Tone markers:

None /˩/, macron /˥/, acute /˧˥/, grave /˥˧/, circumflex /˧˩/, breve /˨˩˦/

Vowels exhibit two lengths: short (unmarked) and long (double vowel). For long vowels with tones, the tone mark is placed on the second vowel.

Stress is not fixed; it can occur on any syllable.

The name of the language in the language is "Epɔɔ̀ł ẞʷĵtrɔdaß" /eˈpɔː˥˧l ˈʃʷɨ˧˩trɔdaʃ/, where "epɔɔ̀ł" means "north".

Mwy conlang ended upw with this fweature and I can't tell ifw it's stupwid or not.

✨HERE IT IS✨

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(Also i accidentally divided the word "language" in the "language of the sun" box, and now i cant fix it✨

EDIT: Found another error YAY - switch the /h/ with a /x/)

Feel free to post your language families as well!

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PS: While Orthography is OK, Grammar and Vocabulary is the key

Letters

Stress is on even number syllables

Guide: Uppercase, Lowercase, /Pronunciation/, Name /Name Pronunciation/, (Origin)

A a /ʔ/ Ææææææææææ /æːːːːːːːːː/ (Lisu)

Á á /e/ Ⅎæzæ Ææææææææææ /fæðæ æːːːːːːːːː/ (Saanich)

Å å /ɔ/ Pı' Ææææææææææ /rĩn̊ æːːːːːːːːː/ (Swedish)

Æ æ /æ/ Ææææææææææe'x /æːːːːːːːːːɛ̃nθ/ (Swedish)

B b /v/ ⅋opå' /borɔ̃n̊/ (Russian)

C c /ʤ/ Kæp⅋å' /kærbɔ̃n̊/ (Turkish)

Ĉ ĉ /tʃ/ Xupkuᗰɟlekx Kæp⅋å' /sərekə̃mflɛks kærbɔ̃n̊/ (Esperanto)

Ç ç /ɾ/ Xezılæ Kæp⅋å' /səðilæ kærbɔ̃n̊/ (This Thing)

ɕ /ɕ/ ɕ /ɕ/ (The Good Ol' IPA)

₵ ¢ /p/ xe'x /sə̃nθ/ (Goofy Ahh Language)

D d /a/ Zĭʉxpıuᗰ /ðjuθrjə̃m̊/ (Cherokee)

E e /ɛ/ e'x /ə̃nθ/ (Irish)

F f /ts/ Ⅎlopı' /florĩn̊/ (Lisu)

Ⅎ ɟ /f/ Flopı' /tslorĩn̊/ (Goofy Ahh Language)

G ɢ /g/ Cıɟ /ʤif/ (English)

Ɡ g /g/ Gıɟ /gif/ (You can always trust the Good Ol' IPA)

ꓨ ɓ /ɦ/ ꓨıɟ /ɦif/ (Lisu)

H h /h/ Hdtzpocı' /həiðroʤĩn̊/ (English)

Ĥ ĥ /x/ Xupkuᗰɟlekx Hdtzpocı' /sərekə̃mflɛks həiðroʤĩn̊/ (Esperanto)

I ı /i/ Dtozdt' /əioðəĩn̊/ (Spanish)

Ĭ ĭ /j/ ⅋peb Dtozdt' /brəv aioðaĩn̊/ (This Thing)

Ɩ ι /i/ Dtoxæ /əioθæ/ (Greek)

J j /dz/ Gåj /gɔts/

Ĵ ĵ /ʒ/ Xupkuᗰɟlekx Gåj /sərekə̃mflɛks gɔts/ (Esperanto)

K k /k/ ₵uxæxιuᗰ /pəθæsjə̃m̊/ (English)

L l /l/ Le' /lə̃n̊/ (English)

˥ l /ɮ/ 'el /nəl̊/ (Goofy Ahh Language)

Ɬ ɬ /ɬ/ Kuplι Le' /kərli lən̊/ (The Good Ol' IPA)

L Լ լ ւ ı - • · . ՠ [ʔ̞̃͡h̞̃] LԼլւı-•·.ՠ [ʔ̞̃͡h̞̃ʔ̞̃͡h̞̃ʔ̞̃͡h̞̃ʔ̞̃͡h̞̃ʔ̞̃͡h̞̃ʔ̞̃͡h̞̃ʔ̞̃͡h̞̃ʔ̞̃͡h̞̃ʔ̞̃͡h̞̃ʔ̞̃͡h̞̃] (the capital form is just the same as the capital L, shut the hell up)

M m /n̼/ ᗰιkʉ /miku/ (Goofy Ahh Language)

ᗰ /m/ ᗰιkʉ Xʉ /miku θu/ (Goofy Ahh Language)

N n /ɕͬ/ 'Atxpoct' /nəiθroʤĩn̊/ (Douler)

O o /o/ Åkxtct' /ɔksiʤĩn̊/ (Spanish)

Ó ó /u/ Ⅎæzæ Åkxtct' /fæðæ ɔksiʤĩn̊/ (Polish)

Ö ö /ɑ/ Zåxez Åkxtct' /ðɔθɛθ ɔksiʤĩn̊/ (Iqglic)

Ø ø /ø/ Kpåx Åkxtct' /krɔs ɔksiʤĩn̊/(Swedish)

P p /p̪, r/ Ⅎåxɟåpux /fɔsfɔrəs/ (Goofy Ahh Language, Russian)

Q q /q/ Kŭʉ /kwu/ (The Good Ol' IPA)

Q̂ q̂ /ʁ, ʭ/ Q̂q̂ /ʁʭ/ (Caq̂ir)

Ɋ ɋ /ɜ/ Xál Kŭʉ /θel̊ kwu/ (Goofy Ahh Language)

Ɋ̈ ɋ̈ /ɚ/ Zåxez Xál Kŭʉ /ðɔθɛθ θel̊ kwu/ (Goofy Ahh Language)

R r /z/ Pı' /rĩn̊/ (Vietnamese)

S s /ʂ/ Xulɟup /səlfər̊/ (Vietnamese)

T t /i/ Xpdtxtuᗰ /θraiθjə̃m̊/ (Cherokee)

U u /ə/ Upá'ıuᗰ /ərẽnjə̃m̊/ (Iqglic)

Ŭ ŭ /w/ ⅋peb Upá'ıuᗰ /brəv ərẽnjə̃m̊/ (Esperanto)

Ʉ ʉ /u/ Kpåx Upá'ıuᗰ /krɔs ərẽnjə̃m̊/ (Goofy Ahh Language)

Ư ư /ɨ/ Hop'ı Upá'ıuᗰ /horni ərẽnjə̃m̊/ (Vietnamese)

V v /ʌ/ Bꞛ'ázıuᗰ /væ̃neðjə̃m̊/ (Ưyösa)

W w /ɸ/ Xu'xxe' /θə̃nsθɛ̃n̊/ (Kēlen)

X x /θ, s/ Xŭıxɋ̈ /θwiθɚ/ (Iqglic, Vietnamese)

Y y /ç/ Ĭıxpıuᗰ /jiθrjũm̊/ (Poliespo)

Z z /ð/ Zꞛx /ðæθ/ (Turkmen)

Ƶ ƶ /x/ Kpåx Zꞛx /krɔs ðæθ/ (This Thing)

ʑ /ʑ/ ʑ /ɕ/ (The Good Ol' IPA)

Ꞛ ꞛ /æ/ Ꞛꞛꞛꞛꞛꞛꞛꞛꞛꞛꞛ /æːːːːːːːːː/ (Volapꞟk)

Ꞝ ꞝ /œ/ Ꞝꞝꞝꞝꞝꞝꞝꞝꞝꞝ /œːːːːːːːːː/ (Volapꞟk)

Ꞟ ꞟ /y/ Ꞟꞟꞟꞟꞟꞟꞟꞟꞟꞟ /yːːːːːːːːː/ (Volapꞟk)

Г г /ɣ/ Gpvr Xꞛz /grʌs θæθ/ (Belarusian)

Ъ ъ /ɤ/ Vgrꞟĉꞟ' /ʌgzytʃỹn̊/ (Bulgarian)

Ы ы /ɯ/ Gpvr Upá'ꞟuᗰ /grʌz ərẽnɥə̃m̊/ (Kyrgyz)

Ҩ ҩ /ɥ/ X'ál /snel̊/ (Abkhaz)

😀 /a/ Hꞛ¢t /hæpi/ (This Thing)

' /m/ɱ/n/ɲ/ŋ/ Don't /əoɕͬi/ (Douler)

⅋ /b/ Dna /əɕͬʔ/ (Goofy Ahh Language)

Sound Changes

• /a/ becomes [ə] or [ɐ] in unstressed syllables
• [ay] is pronounced /ɛji/ before a consonant, /ai/ elsewhere
• [ch] is pronounced /χ/ after back vowels, /k/ when followed by back vowels at the beginning of words, /ç/ elsewhere
• /e/ becomes /ə/ in unstressed syllables
• [er] is pronounced /ɐ/ at the end of syllables
• /g/ becomes /ʒ/, /h/, /x/ or /ʤ/ after front vowels
• [gu] is pronounced /ɣw/ before back vowels, /gw/ before back vowels and at the start of words or after [n], /ɣ/ after front vowels and /g/ after front vowels and at the start of words
• /i/, /u/ and /y/ become /j/, /w/ and /ɥ/ respectively after vowels
• [ıg] is pronounced /iç/
• [ıe] is pronounced /i/ at the end of words, /je/ elsewhere
• /k/ becomes /s/, /θ/ or /ʧ/ after front vowels
• /m/ and /n/ nasalize the preceding vowel
• [ng] is pronounced /ŋ/
• [nk] is pronounced /ŋk/
• [r] is pronounced /ɐ/ in between vowels and consonants, silent between a and a consonants, /ʁ/ at the beginning of words, /ʀ/ between two vowels, /z/ elsewhere
• /s/ becomes /z/ in between vowels and in between voiced consonants, /ʃ/ before /p/, /θ/ or /k/ and /sk/ before /p/, /θ/ or /k/ and before back vowels
• /θ/ becomes /ts/ in [tion]
• At the end of syllables, voiced sounds become voiceless
• Plosives become Fricatives after everything but nasals, [l] or silence
• For simplicity sake, ['] is transcribed as /n/ in the IPA, while you can pronounce it whatever way you want

Grammar

There are four genders, Masculine words end with [e], Feminine words end with [o], Neuter words end with [a], and Genderless words end with everything else.

Here are the pronouns:

theres 1s, 1p inclusive, 1p exclusive, 2s, 2p, 3s, 3p pronouns

there are 5 grammatical number: singular, dual, singulative paucal, collective paucal, singulative plural, and collective plural. so there are 4 plural pronouns x 5 numbers: 20 plural pronouns, add the singular pronouns: 23 pronouns so far.

there are 5 distance for 3rd person: proximal, addressee-proximal, medial, visible distal, invisible distal. so, 6 x 5 = 30 3rd person pronouns.

so far there are 46 pronouns.

theres obviation for third person pronouns, so 30 x 2 = 60 3rd person pronouns. add 18 noun classes, so 60 x 18 = 1080 3rd person pronouns.

there are 6 level of formality/politeness, so there are 66 1st person pronouns, 30 2nd person pronouns, and 6480 3rd person pronouns.

but there are 12 additional distinctions of 1st and 2nd person pronouns based on the age gap, gender, and relationship between the speaker and the addressee, so there are 792 and 360 1st and 2nd person pronouns.

there are indefinite 3rd person pronouns, so 6480 x 2 = 12,960 3rd person pronouns.

so far there are 14,112 pronouns.

there are reflexive and reciprocal pronouns aside from normal ones, so 14,112 x 3 = 42,336 pronouns (reciprocal singular pronouns, why not).

there are 55 cases fused with the pronouns along with 6 tenses, 10 aspects, and 13 mood-evidentials, so there are 42,336 x 55 x 6 x 10 x 13 pronouns

total: 1,816,214,400 pronouns.

Ive constructed this one so far:

Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio ­gogo­go ch

Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­
3.PAU.COL.INVDIST.OBV.CLASS7.FORMAL2.DEF.ABS.TODAYPAST.RSM.SMELL 

gogogo
ŋ

ch
2.DU.FORMAL2.LEVEL5.PERL/ANTESS

"I smelled that the aforementioned collection of a few small liquid receptacles beyond my range of vision, earlier today, resumed ŋing along the front surface of the two of thee, my female older relatives."

planning to fuse more features. wdyt? is this naturalistic? 🤔

Legend: Uppercase • lowercase • everysecondletterinthewordcase • [ipa]

A a ɑ [ɛjːː]

Æ æ ᴁ [ø]

B b ʙ [p]

D d ‿̈ [s]

J ȷ ʃ [tɕ]

E e 🅰️ [a]

Э э ə [ɪ̈̃˞]

Ǝ ɘ ɜ [ɛ]

H h η [h, x, χ]

I ı ſ [ij]

İ i ẛ/ſᷥ [i]

J̇ j ʃ̇/ʃᷯ [ɨ, əɨ̯]

K k ĸ [ↀ͡r̪͆]

L 7 γ [hʜ˧˥]

ꙮ O o [o, ɤ̞]

ꙮ̈ Ö ö [œ]

三 二 一 [q]

S s c [z, x, j]

Σ э ε [ʙ͡r͜ʀ]

T t τ [t, d]

Θ θ Φ [mːːbap]

U u ɯ [uwu, owo, sɪɡmə skɪbɪdiː ɹ̠ʷɪzɫɹ̠̩ʷː]

Ꮍ Ꭹ У [wy]

ⵖ ч ʏ [ǂ]

በ ʌ ^ [r̝ɵ̃ː˩˥]

Ƨ ʔ ƨ [waɪ̯ː]

(unwritten lol) [jʏn̼ikʰoʏd̼ʷ]

edit: you guys can now make words out of these letters lol

Ƨʏuɯb [waɪ̯ːǂuwuowop] japan

Ꮍ一dɑ [wyqsɛjːː] me, i, myself, mine

Jзıτtſᷥ [tɕε'ijt.di] fast, shadow, speak

ꙮ̈ĸj [œↀ͡r̪͆ɨ] mother

T‿̈u [tsuwu] you, y'all

ⵖᴁutэ [ǂøsɪɡməʔskɪbɪdiːʔɹ̠ʷɪzɫɹ̠̩ʷːtɪ̈̃˞] literally the entire fricking bee movie script

Kᴁkᴁkᴁkᴁk [ↀ͡r̪͆øↀ͡r̪͆øↀ͡r̪͆øↀ͡r̪͆ɵↀ͡r̪͆] balls, peepee

PS: While Orthography is OK, Grammar and Vocabulary is the key

Letters

Stress is on even number syllables

Guide: Uppercase, Lowercase, /Pronunciation/, Name /Name Pronunciation/, (Origin)

A a /ʔ/ Ææææææææææ /æːːːːːːːːː/ (Lisu)

Á á /e/ Ⅎæzæ Ææææææææææ /fæðæ æːːːːːːːːː/ (Saanich)

Å å /ɔ/ Pı' Ææææææææææ /rĩn̊ æːːːːːːːːː/ (Swedish)

Æ æ /æ/ Ææææææææææe'x /æːːːːːːːːːɛ̃nθ/ (Swedish)

B b /v/ ⅋opå' /borɔ̃n̊/ (Russian)

C c /ʤ/ Kæp⅋å' /kærbɔ̃n̊/ (Turkish)

Ĉ ĉ /tʃ/ Xupkuᗰɟlekx Kæp⅋å' /sərekə̃mflɛks kærbɔ̃n̊/ (Esperanto)

Ç ç /ɾ/ Xezılæ Kæp⅋å' /səðilæ kærbɔ̃n̊/ (This Thing)

ɕ /ɕ/ ɕ /ɕ/ (The Good Ol' IPA)

₵ ¢ /p/ xe'x /sə̃nθ/ (Goofy Ahh Language)

D d /a/ Zĭʉxpıuᗰ /ðjuθrjə̃m̊/ (Cherokee)

E e /ɛ/ e'x /ə̃nθ/ (Irish)

F f /ts/ Ⅎlopı' /florĩn̊/ (Lisu)

Ⅎ ɟ /f/ Flopı' /tslorĩn̊/ (Goofy Ahh Language)

G ɢ /g/ Cıɟ /ʤif/ (English)

Ɡ g /g/ Gıɟ /gif/ (You can always trust the Good Ol' IPA)

ꓨ ɓ /ɦ/ ꓨıɟ /ɦif/ (Lisu)

H h /h/ Hdtzpocı' /həiðroʤĩn̊/ (English)

Ĥ ĥ /x/ Xupkuᗰɟlekx Hdtzpocı' /sərekə̃mflɛks həiðroʤĩn̊/ (Esperanto)

I ı /i/ Dtozdt' /əioðəĩn̊/ (Spanish)

Ĭ ĭ /j/ ⅋peb Dtozdt' /brəv aioðaĩn̊/ (This Thing)

Ɩ ι /i/ Dtoxæ /əioθæ/ (Greek)

J j /dz/ Gåj /gɔts/

Ĵ ĵ /ʒ/ Xupkuᗰɟlekx Gåj /sərekə̃mflɛks gɔts/ (Esperanto)

K k /k/ ₵uxæxιuᗰ /pəθæsjə̃m̊/ (English)

L l /l/ Le' /lə̃n̊/ (English)

˥ l /ɮ/ 'el /nəl̊/ (Goofy Ahh Language)

Ɬ ɬ /ɬ/ Kuplι Le' /kərli lən̊/ (The Good Ol' IPA)

M m /n̼/ ᗰιkʉ /miku/ (Goofy Ahh Language)

ᗰ /m/ ᗰιkʉ Xʉ /miku θu/ (Goofy Ahh Language)

N n /ɕͬ/ 'Atxpoct' /nəiθroʤĩn̊/ (Douler)

O o /o/ Åkxtct' /ɔksiʤĩn̊/ (Spanish)

Ó ó /u/ Ⅎæzæ Åkxtct' /fæðæ ɔksiʤĩn̊/ (Polish)

Ö ö /ɑ/ Zåxez Åkxtct' /ðɔθɛθ ɔksiʤĩn̊/ (Iqglic)

Ø ø /ø/ Kpåx Åkxtct' /krɔs ɔksiʤĩn̊/(Swedish)

P p /p̪, r/ Ⅎåxɟåpux /fɔsfɔrəs/ (Goofy Ahh Language, Russian)

Q q /q/ Kŭʉ /kwu/ (The Good Ol' IPA)

Q̂ q̂ /ʁ, ʭ/ Q̂q̂ /ʁʭ/ (Caq̂ir)

Ɋ ɋ /ɜ/ Xál Kŭʉ /θel̊ kwu/ (Goofy Ahh Language)

Ɋ̈ ɋ̈ /ɚ/ Zåxez Xál Kŭʉ /ðɔθɛθ θel̊ kwu/ (Goofy Ahh Language)

R r /z/ Pı' /rĩn̊/ (Vietnamese)

S s /ʂ/ Xulɟup /səlfər̊/ (Vietnamese)

T t /i/ Xpdtxtuᗰ /θraiθjə̃m̊/ (Cherokee)

U u /ə/ Upá'ıuᗰ /ərẽnjə̃m̊/ (Iqglic)

Ŭ ŭ /w/ ⅋peb Upá'ıuᗰ /brəv ərẽnjə̃m̊/ (Esperanto)

Ʉ ʉ /u/ Kpåx Upá'ıuᗰ /krɔs ərẽnjə̃m̊/ (Goofy Ahh Language)

Ư ư /ɨ/ Hop'ı Upá'ıuᗰ /horni ərẽnjə̃m̊/ (Vietnamese)

V v /ʌ/ Bꞛ'ázıuᗰ /væ̃neðjə̃m̊/ (Ưyösa)

W w /ɸ/ Xu'xxe' /θə̃nsθɛ̃n̊/ (Kēlen)

X x /θ, s/ Xŭıxɋ̈ /θwiθɚ/ (Iqglic, Vietnamese)

Y y /ç/ Ĭıxpıuᗰ /jiθrjũm̊/ (Poliespo)

Z z /ð/ Zꞛx /ðæθ/ (Turkmen)

Ƶ ƶ /x/ Kpåx Zꞛx /krɔs ðæθ/ (This Thing)

ʑ /ʑ/ ʑ /ɕ/ (The Good Ol' IPA)

Ꞛ ꞛ /æ/ Ꞛꞛꞛꞛꞛꞛꞛꞛꞛꞛꞛ /æːːːːːːːːː/ (Volapꞟk)

Ꞝ ꞝ /œ/ Ꞝꞝꞝꞝꞝꞝꞝꞝꞝꞝ /œːːːːːːːːː/ (Volapꞟk)

Ꞟ ꞟ /y/ Ꞟꞟꞟꞟꞟꞟꞟꞟꞟꞟ /yːːːːːːːːː/ (Volapꞟk)

Г г /ɣ/ Gpvr Xꞛz /grʌs θæθ/ (Belarusian)

Ъ ъ /ɤ/ Vgrꞟĉꞟ' /ʌgzytʃỹn̊/ (Bulgarian)

Ы ы /ɯ/ Gpvr Upá'ꞟuᗰ /grʌz ərẽnɥə̃m̊/ (Kyrgyz)

Ҩ ҩ /ɥ/ X'ál /snel̊/ (Abkhaz)

😀 /a/ Hꞛ¢t /hæpi/ (This Thing)

' /m/ɱ/n/ɲ/ŋ/ Don't /əoɕͬi/ (Douler)

⅋ /b/ Dna /əɕͬʔ/ (Goofy Ahh Language)

Sound Changes

• /a/ becomes [ə] or [ɐ] in unstressed syllables
• [ay] is pronounced /ɛji/ before a consonant, /ai/ elsewhere
• [ch] is pronounced /χ/ after back vowels, /k/ when followed by back vowels at the beginning of words, /ç/ elsewhere
• /e/ becomes /ə/ in unstressed syllables
• [er] is pronounced /ɐ/ at the end of syllables
• /g/ becomes /ʒ/, /h/, /x/ or /ʤ/ after front vowels
• [gu] is pronounced /ɣw/ before back vowels, /gw/ before back vowels and at the start of words or after [n], /ɣ/ after front vowels and /g/ after front vowels and at the start of words
• /i/, /u/ and /y/ become /j/, /w/ and /ɥ/ respectively after vowels
• [ıg] is pronounced /iç/
• [ıe] is pronounced /i/ at the end of words, /je/ elsewhere
• /k/ becomes /s/, /θ/ or /ʧ/ after front vowels
• /m/ and /n/ nasalize the preceding vowel
• [ng] is pronounced /ŋ/
• [nk] is pronounced /ŋk/
• [r] is pronounced /ɐ/ in between vowels and consonants, silent between a and a consonants, /ʁ/ at the beginning of words, /ʀ/ between two vowels, /z/ elsewhere
• /s/ becomes /z/ in between vowels and in between voiced consonants, /ʃ/ before /p/, /θ/ or /k/ and /sk/ before /p/, /θ/ or /k/ and before back vowels
• /θ/ becomes /ts/ in [tion]
• At the end of syllables, voiced sounds become voiceless
• Plosives become Fricatives after everything but nasals, [l] or silence
• For simplicity sake, ['] is transcribed as /n/ in the IPA, while you can pronounce it whatever way you want

A conlang I made and posted on r/linguistics humour 

Good-/i/ Bad-/y/ North-/ʊ/ South-/ø/ East-/ɘ/ West-/e/ People-/ɤ/ Food animal-/œ/ Predator animal-/æ/ Food inanimate/plant/a/ 

writngs is ideographical.Not that it really matters. Word order is nonexistent words can take as long as you want to pronounce mabey 10s a word. there's a tiger hiding over in the cave could be /y/ /æ/ /e/ /ʊ/ bad- predetor-west-north 

Critisism or coment paraphrased unless “” 

WHat is water? -stealing from the commenter below them. Depends on the culture wheather irt was inanimite food or animite food. 

Are NSEW cardinal or relitive, how do people know. Cardinal people are pretty smart. Sun plus a landmark or two should be enough most of the time. Mabey if its clear they cant tell and they sad bad infront of every direction if only one repaet twice it can be relitive 

Somone else made a better one 

But, here’s something inspired by your design (7 words only): 

/o/ human, /e/ animal, /a/ inanimate thing. /u/ good, /ɛ/ bad. /i/ this/here, /ɔ/ that/there. 

Predators are /eɛ/ or /ɛe/, in contrast to /ue/ or /eu/, perhaps animals used for food. Edible plants, water, and tools would all be /au/ (or /ua/), while other objects can be /ɛa/ slash /aɛ/. And so on (e.g. perhaps /ɛo/ for members of another tribe). ‘This’ and ‘that’ are probably more useful for referring to specific items than cardinal directions. 

You could plump this back up to 10 words with three new ones. ‘Many’ springs to mind as a useful addition. Perhaps a word to add some recursion (I’m thinking an ‘of/for’); a consonant would be cool, because you’d never need to use this one on its own. So, a good item for that bad animal could be /autɛeɔ/.