I know we all have these daily and in all locations.

Today I went to see The Fall Guy in the cinema and in one scene Emily Blunt says "can we do that again? There was a little buzz."

Within 0.000001 second I say out loud "What is this Toy Story? With a little Buzz?"

I love my unexpected CBB moments that bring a smile to my face and hopefully anyone in earshot who might know and smile or laugh too.

I was listening to Pittsburghs WDVE morning show, and a guy was talking about new movies. He mentioned The People's Joker and that Scott Aukerman was in it. I was surprised.

I'm watching the new show and something feels off about the voice acting. Can't quite put my hand on it, but what I do know is that Rogue sounds almost exactly like Cockroach Rick. I know it's the original voice actor, but it's just weird.

Just saw varietopia in Boston, caught the late show. Absolutely fantastic. Loved the segment on one star Amazon review theater. Even got to hear the man himself sing a Pixies song at the end. No CBB characters but an incredible variety show. Highly recommend you see him on tour!

I’m very late but just started listening to Entree PeeE Neur and it is hilarious! I love Ego Nwodim and her, Drew Tarver and Carl Tart are so funny together!

Had a family emergency and can no longer attended this show. Don’t want them to go to waste so looking for someone who wants to go.

Who’s in for celebrating here?

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/cherrapunji

$35 OBO, Gallery Table 741, Seat A. Hope someone can enjoy it since I can't go!

Previously on desperate piss pigs…

I needed a date to Varietopia. A hot guy dmed me and we started talking. We really clicked! We met up and had a great date. He was really fun and smart. We even had a steamy kiss or two. I thought things seemed promising! I was ready to send our story in to Talkin’ ‘Tang. Then he ghosted me for a few days and finally texted to end it. You win some, you lose some.

Oddly enough, within 20 minutes of hot guy texting to end it, a guy I dated a few months ago texted to reconnect. So now I’m going with him!

You take care, now.

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I can't make it to LA next week so I have 2 tickets for the live Netflix is a Joke show. TicketMaster isn't allowing reselling, but I can transfer them via TM. DM me if you are interested!

Had a friend cancel, so I have an extra ticket for the Varietopia show tonight at 3S Artspace. DM me and it’s yours for free.

Does anyone have or know where to find a clip of Reggie as Dr. Fartenmeigh Littlebutt? I can’t find it anywhere and I feel like I dreamt the whole thing.

Moving on dot org.

I’m not sure how many people in this sub are up on their rap beefs, but Kendrick Lamar released a song today called Euphoria making fun of Drake. Who cares. It’s fine. The funny thing is at one point he tries to reference Haley Joel, but instead mistakenly calls him “Joel Haley Osteen.” Just an incredible mangling of HJ’s name.