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The practice of Clan Skryre science, similar to r/40korkscience

The practice of Clan skryre science, similar to r/40korkscience

/r/Clanskryrescience

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Why did Skaven Never Get an Army Book in 8th Edition Warhammer Fantasy Despite Being included Faction in that Edition's Starter Set (and other PackIn Faction High Elves Got a Book at its release)? Esp considering Skaven's popularity and less popular factions got their 8th Ed Army Books eventually?

When Age of Sigmar's recent Starter Set was released last year, the two included factions Orruk Warclans and Stormcast Eternals got new Wartomes to coincide with the official release of 3rd Edition Age of Sigmar.

I think the 9th Edition starter Set of 40K even go the updated codexes for its included factions Necrons and Space Marines before any of the Boxed Army Set including the Beginner's Kit was even released.

So why did Skaven not get their own Army Book revised for 8th Edition despite being one of the included faction in the Island of Blood Beginner Set and the other included faction High Elves also having their own updated Army Book for that Edition? Not just that but in the Island of Blood Booklet there's even an ad banner in the last page for the 8th Edition High Elves Army Book which was released around the same season as the IoB starter set!

While NADA absolutely NOTHING about advertising for a future 8th Edition Skaven Army Book in the same Pamphlet of the Starter Set!!!!!!!!!!

Sure Fantasy was lagging in sales but considering extremely disliked factions like Tomb Kings got their own Army Books for 8th Edition And Skaven being one of the most popular factions, I am bafflef at the lack of an updated Skaven Army Book for the last edition of Warhammer Fantasy! Esp since both factions in the current Starters Sets of 40K and Age of Sigmar got updated Faction Books around the same time the latest Edition was just released!

Whats the logic being this illogical decision?

0 Comments
2023/01/02
15:30 UTC

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This is our target NOW-NOW

1 Comment
2022/10/05
06:36 UTC

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It is too quiet-silent here-here!

Where are all rat-clan sit-hiding? This is not Eshin hole, we do science-smartness here!
Burn-pump the warpstone! Grind-destroy, build-fasten, create-birth things grand and explosive! Clan Skrye lives-fights!

3 Comments
2022/07/29
05:11 UTC

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Chief Warlock Ikit Claw wants to bring-crash Moorslieb to the surface...

I have returned triumphant-strong from the Badlands! Many-many secrets learned from the Lizard-things. Chief-Warlock Ikit Claw is now obsessed with crashing Moorslieb into the Under-Empire or blowing it up with DOOM-ROCETS! There are surely gains to be had, yes-yes...but-but...

2 Comments
2021/05/21
02:36 UTC

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Anyone looking to trade-bargain? I have-have many rare-vintage slaves.

Look-look and see what I offer-barter.

Here I have Witch Hunter Man-thing. Only mild short-term memory loss. Very strong will-morale for a Man-thing. Still doesn't believe I exist or acknowledge he is my-my slave.

Or maybe you prefer Elf-thing? She is stolen from Athel-Loren. Her blunt-dull claws make good scratching tools for itch-fleas.

Then, my-my rarest, greatest captive! This Man-thing has been blessed-cursed by the Great Horned Rat, I just know it! Observe-look, when you feed him, his hind quarters produce Warpstone!

Come! Present your offer-bargains! But be warned! If you make trade-tribute I hate, I will fire-shoot my Ratling Gun right into your musk gland, yes-yes!

7 Comments
2021/04/11
02:00 UTC

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Had bad-terrible dream. Listen to me-me, for our future may be saved-salvaged!

In my dream-vision, the man-things survive. World is purged-cleansed in a vicious cycle of man-thing violence until tall, golden man-thing unites them all, and takes them beyond the sky-stars.

Out there they meet-encounter more green-things, elf-things, chaos-things and dead-things. They even meet new creature-slaves, like Tau-things and Bug-things. But no rats? No rats! No superior Skaven in this horrible-vile future! Where did the Skaven make a mistake-failure? Did we fail the Horned Rat? I am superior Skaven and so I demand answer-solutions to save-protect Skaven future as superior species!

11 Comments
2021/04/06
04:53 UTC

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Thanquol up to no good-good

Strange phenomenon sighted in his Southland expedition-siege against one Lizard-things temple-ruin. All warpstone kill-devices malfunctions within the vicinity, and Moulder-beasts drop dead-dead when approaching the battlefield. Me-me not dare testing with my weeping blade.

Clan Mors is bleeding from the battle, but Thanquol has his eyes only on the temple...

11 Comments
2021/01/26
00:33 UTC

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Happy Great Horned Rat day-day!

That's it-it. I'm still stalking-spying on Thanquol in the Southland.

2 Comments
2020/12/25
19:21 UTC

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THANNQUOLLLL!

WHERE ARE YOU-YOU WEAK-WILLED, MUSK-OF-FEAR-SPRAYING, COWER-SHAKING, WARPSTONE-ADDLED, CHARLATAN!

5 Comments
2020/12/20
03:28 UTC

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Disconcerning news from the sneak rats.

Many of Clan Skryre's puppet clans are under attack by the goon-minions of other Great clans. Assassination bounty-orders for the warlocks more than doubled in the last few weeks. My informants report that clan Pestilens and clan Moulder are sneaking something into the Skavenblight. Lord Engineers, what are your decree-plans?

12 Comments
2020/12/18
03:56 UTC

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Lizard-things have no respect-fear!

I've come to make an announcement-rant. Krok-gar's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed-shat on my fucking warpstone. That's right-right. He took his lizard fucking scaly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking warpstone, and he said-yelled that it was "t h i s b i g" and I said that's disgusting. So, I'm making a call out post-text on my Twitter.com: Krok-gar, you got a small-tiny dick. It's the size of this walnut-thing except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong-thing looks like. (explosion noises) That's right, lizzard-thing. Tall points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two ball-spheres and a bong. He fucked my warpstone, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth-ground. THAT'S RIGHT-RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss-kill the Earth, I'm gonna go HIGHER. I'm PISSING ON THE MOON!!! How do you like that, MAZDAMUNDI? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

4 Comments
2020/12/03
01:38 UTC

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This is the Arch warlock Za'shgnash

We look-gaze now to our efforts-sacrifice to get-achieve a city-burrow on the moon. Success in sending-launching Skaven-Ratmonats into space only cost us 1.4 million slaves and 74 engineers. Now with efforts-colony established. How will will we allocate-distribute warpstone from this moon-planet?

10 Comments
2020/11/21
07:05 UTC

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OOC: A glimpse into the greatest mind of all Skavendom, Lord Morskittar, He-Who-Is-Twelfth(Fanfic recommendation)

0 Comments
2020/11/02
14:54 UTC

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Mission to the moon

I decreeing-laying down plan-law.

Skaven have in this decade-years. Triumphed in science and warp knowledge.

We will go to the moon-sky rock.

Will not be easy-simple.

We wil do-succeed not because it is hard. But Because we can, and need want more warpstone

Doing so will show all the lower-manthings they are not out betters.

We will put rat in space. This is a task we can all accept-accomplish . We will put a rat on the moon because we can.

I am calling all engineers to undertake this great project.

6 Comments
2020/11/02
08:47 UTC

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SKAVENBLOIT NAME ROYOLTIEZ

DA UMIEZ OVER AT /r/40kscience AR BUILDIN AN UNDERGROIND BASE EN WONDARIN OW MUCH IT WIL KOST IN TEEF TO USE DA NAME SKAVENBLOIT!

4 Comments
2020/10/26
14:17 UTC

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Skaven raised by non-Skaven?

I have a philisophical question. If a Skaven pup were removed from its litter, somehow, and moved to a secluded and less chaotic area, raised by "serine" beings that applauded cooperation and positivity, what would the end result be? Would the environment it's raised in allow it a removal from typical Skaven behaviors? Would it be a more agreeable and less primal Skaven? Maybe even "pleasant"? Not that anyone would truly want that, I am just... curious!

5 Comments
2020/10/23
00:35 UTC

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GREETINGS! I AM PHEONIX, EVOCATOR FROM THE REALM OF FLAIR.

I HAVE COME TO SPREAD HONOR, BY DESTROYING THOSE THAT ARE UN-HONORABLE!

NOW PERISH, RAT-FOLK

6 Comments
2020/10/22
20:44 UTC

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To war-battle, yes-yes!

Eshin, sharpen your blades Moulder, gather your beasts Verminus, rally your soldiers Pestilens, brew your plagues Skryre, boot up your machines

We go to war-battle with r/FLAIRMARINES. FOR THE GREAT HORNED RAT!

(OOC: pls dont be mean to these guys, this isnt an actual war, just a bit of fun.)

3 Comments
2020/10/22
18:20 UTC

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Hello unhonorable rat people!

Hello! I am B'ill of the flair gue'ron'sha Hammers of Flair!

I am a castigator here to spread the word of the greater good Sigmar! But what is the greater good Sigmar you might ask? Well it's really simple!

As a member of the flair gue'ron'sha Hammers of Flair the greater good Sigmar means serving the man-emperor Sigmar, my fellow cadre chamber, and making friends with others!

We may be currently killing you, but that does not mean we can not all unite together when the time comes so please consider our offer as we claim this territory!

19 Comments
2020/10/22
15:08 UTC

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GREETINGS UNHONOURABLE RATS WE THE HAMMER OF FLAIR WILL CRUSH YOU IN THE NAME OF THE GOD KING SIGMAR

3 Comments
2020/10/22
14:38 UTC

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GREETINGS UNHONORABLE SKAVEN

WE ARE THE HAMMERS OF FLAIR WE COME FROM THE REALM OF FLAIR, WE ARE HERE TO CONQUER THIS TERRITORY IN THE NAME OF THE FLAIRMARCH FLAIRSTANT-PRIME

AND FOR THIS TERRITORY I MEAN THIS PORTION OF FLOOR WHERE I AM STAND IN THIS MOMENT

35 Comments
2020/10/22
14:06 UTC

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I have sent Diplomats-Contacts into each Warhammer subs

Fear not your infiltration or call to our cause. We need more engineers for greater-better understanding. We are few for Now-moment. The Clan needs more-more. We have Greater Purpose-meaning. So much to be learned-seen from wayward members of our Greatest and most powerful collective.

All members of this Clan have the glorious purpose of expanding My..the Counsel's.. Will-VOICE

2 Comments
2020/10/22
09:05 UTC

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ATTENZION ALL KLAN RATZ!

DA UMIEZ AVE DIZKOVERED UZ! IZ SEY WEE SHOOLD GO EN KRUMP DEM!

#FOR DA GRETE ORN RAT! ^^^FOR ^^^GORK ^^^EN ^^^MORK

21 Comments
2020/10/21
05:26 UTC

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Need more clan-members

MORE TEST SUBJECTS-ENGINEERS REQUIRED. GREENSKIN-MUSHROOMS HAVE MORE-MORE THAN US-US.

SKRYRE MUST GROW-EXPAND. WE MUST GROW-THRIVE. THIS IS THE COUNSELS PLANS YES-YES!

In all seriousness though. Please help the community grow. I got thrown into this position and it would be lovely to see this community expand.

1 Comment
2020/10/18
05:52 UTC

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Sorcerer wounded-weakened! The kill-glory is yours to claim!

For a minion-follower of the fate god, it still can't predict everything. Can't see past our smoke-bomb, yes-yes! Now its armor-ward is sundered by my weeping blade, the fame-glory of the kill all yours, Master of clan Skryre!

16 Comments
2020/10/16
22:23 UTC

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Ok now you mad-rats, which one of you deranged Moulder-lovers did that?

1 Comment
2020/10/16
19:41 UTC

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Alarm!The night goblins and the Chaos slave breaking into the undercity!

Goblin-thralls are pouring into the city-hive from abandoned tunnels! Why is the sorcerer here? He must be as cunning-sneaky as Skarsnik, trying to breach-rob warlock-masters' vault-treasury with arcane-sorcery. We Eshin need-need more rats-fodders to distract Chaos-thing so that we can kill it!

11 Comments
2020/10/12
03:13 UTC

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